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Rewind - Daddy Issuez Coven Holds Court In the 9th episode from our very first season (when we were both still Submissive women). You may see their Domme personas peeking through early on if you listen closely to this episode. Their content has been stolen and the ladies are not taking this sitting down or bending over. Certainly not these two. Be sure to hit the subscribe button for all the newest episodes! A FEW UPDATES THOUGH---- NEW T-Shirts HAVE BEEN ADDED!: www.darkshadequeen.com More Styles Coming Soon...(as promised) First, You can support this podcast in SEVERAL ways and any of the following will do: Share our show or tell people where to find the Daddy Issuez Coven (SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT EVER!!!!) Donate/Support This Podcast (Click the links here on anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven) *******Click Support This Podcast ******** Email the Queen & Lady here: DarkShadeQueen@Gmail.com Share your stories, questions, thoughts, suggestions (We LOVE these!) #BDSM #QUEENQUOTES #Domme #FetishCommunity #DaddyIssuezCoven #ShadeQueen #Domination #Submission #NowAvailable #NewLife #supportourshow #share #subbiesupport #Dominant #Queen #BDSMCommunity #DDLG #kinky #subspace #SubmissiveMale #SubmissiveWoman --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven/support

This week on Daddy Issuez (soon to be Daddy Issuez Coven) Shade Queen & Lady M Swann give you their biggest update yet...They're MOVING!!!! So where can you get your kinky fix now? Here: https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven The ladies offer a quick start guide to finding the G-Spot since apparently men are unaware of it's dominion. Topics this week include: Dismissing a sub/slave and what should be considered red flags and how you can protect yourself. s types "topping from the bottom". Update: Friends(?) #BDSM #KINKY #DDLG #DOMINATRIXES #FEMDOM #Slaves #Submissive #fetlife #sexuality --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven/support

This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies answer your Kinky Questions and discuss what serving them looks like and they have a guest person to weigh in (another female Dominatrix) on the questions submitted to them by listeners throughout the week.  You too can write to the ladies here: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Join their exclusive subscription channel with audio, photos, videos, and BDSM content you cannot find elsewhere here: www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow Last but not least Shade Queen has opened a store and if you sneak over right now you can get 15% OFF your purchase *see store for details DARK GYPSY BOUTIQUE www.darkgypsyboutique.com    

This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies answer more of your BDSM and fetish questions and discuss the happenings at the Cruel Huntress event. Strain of the week this week is Shishkaberry! An Indica-Dominant Hybrid that is great for growers since it has such a high yield. The ladies get honest since you were kind enough to ask even MORE questions, review them (despite the fact Shade totally gave up last week on that ever happening you gave her the shocker- I mean you shocked- her...), AND joined their new subscription channel at: http://www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow  Shade Queen shares an update about a very important previous episode (I See You) and don't forget you can submit your questions to DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com anytime you like regarding all things fetish, BDSM, strains, or share your thoughts on the show.  You're Welcome. #strainoftheweek #ShadeQueen #LadyMSwann #BDSM #KINKY #fetish #patreon #patron #subscribe

This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies answer YOUR questions! Think hard about what you want to ask and drop an email to DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Questions lead to not only answers but also stories the ladies have neglected to share before. What its like right before you die according to these two. This week’s strain of the week is Emerald City Kush. Someone writes in about last week’s episode…the ladies respond accordingly. They also have released their first ever minisode and LOTS of content onto the Patreon channel so subscribe now to become an honorary coven member… They also tell you what future minisodes will cover (psst! the next one will be on the Society of JNUS). Join the ladies on their KINKY subscription channel and become part of the Daddy Issuez Coven....Join NOW:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow

This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are in the holiday spirit...  Shade Queen is requesting leather and jewelry for Christmas while Lady M Swann is hoping for "pleasers".  But if you're a listener and not interested in serving the ladies (fine.) drop a review for them wherever you're listening to them.  The ladies decide that Vanilla's are far weirder than kink. Get rid of your pirattitude. Should you speak up? YES YOU SHOULD.  Punishment for Shade Queen's Slave is decided and handed down by the ladies who previously thought his last fuck up was the last fuck up but apparently not. So now he'll be gathering nettles for his nuts and chafing for the holidays...not to mention buying Shade dinner and a bottle of wine to calm her nerves after this shit.  Topics include: Kink BNB...lovesense apps...slave service and this week's strain of the week is BRUCE BANNER.  Shade Queen's Instagram: www.instagram.com/@DarkShadeQueen Lady M Swann: www.ladymswann.co.uk #munch #shadequeen #ladymswann #kinky #fetish #bdsmcommunity #dominant #slaves #slave #FemaleSupremacy #apps #fetlife #BDSM #garbagefire #service #punishment #piratesex #420friendly #findom #strainoftheweek #straingame

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Weird Kinks and Fetishes You wrote us and Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater respond on air! Be sure to send your emails into the ladies on all things related to relationships, BDSM, Kink, Cannabis Strains, and crazy topic suggestions here: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are going to answer your emails and they’ll share some lesser known kinks and what they are. If you are a “bronie”, "mechanos", or one of the “furrs” then this is the show for you. Do you have a great idea for a podcast? Perhaps you already have a podcast and you’re getting overwhelmed with editing or want to freshen up your show to grow your audience. Wherever you are in your podcasting journey Endeavor has you covered. With innovative strategies to help you reach the goals you envision for your show. If you are ready to grow your audience, monetize, need coaching, or start up services to take your show from concept to creation you should head over to www.EndeavorPodcastSolutions.com Podcasting simplified. Sponsored By Endeavor Podcast Solutions Instagram Follow: @endeavorpodcastsolutions

This week the ladies are back and Shade Queen is ready to Chik-fil-a this bish and shade is ready to teach someone a lesson. Tune in to find out why she’s still a fan of their food and totally is not the one to mess with when chicken nuggets and large Dr. Pepper’s are on the line. In case you’re curious these may be signs of a breakdown. Also Shade goes into a brief societal break and why she’s grieving the loss of a generation she never even experienced. Also? Fish condoms and heart shaped uterus make appearances. Lily explains why we don’t own anything. Kind of ruining the world secrets over here on Daddy Issuez. Peasants. What’s wrong and why we’re in a strange form of a monarchy that simply isn’t spoken of. The ladies give a shoutout to Lily’s new favorite listen: ATTENTION HORRORS Lily Bongwater shares her weekend that Shade is eager to hear about as will you be. Masochists, slaves, and Dominatrixes met last weekend in a play party that will make even the strongest men quiver and perhaps grab their balls. Strain of the Week: Afghan Moon offered in  Florida by Sunshine Cannabis. This and so much more on Daddy Issuez.   If you are a new or aspiring podcaster check out Endeavor Podcast Solutions. They offer podcast strategy, coaching, and production. Find out more at: www.endeavorpodcastsolutions.com Podcasting Simplified. !!!!!Tip the ladies!!!!!! www.paypal.me/tiptheladies #daddyissuez #comedy #chikfila #bdsm #masochist #sadist #dominatrix #bdsmcontent #bdsmpodcast

This week on Daddy Issues   Dawsons Creek is dead but making fun of it is alive and well. Join the ladies this week before they break into song. Tom Cruise is on the chopping block for making Katie Holmes have a kid without a single sound in a super creepy hospital-place.   “I didn’t know I was pregnant!” “Yep you sure are in labor!” Birth stories as told by Daddy Issuez… Lily Bongwater uses her napping super power to deliver her kid. Shade Queen insists rich white men are getting out of control with their self righteous attitudes. The ladies examine what the gripe of the month is in the South Florida area and why yet again Florida is stupid for not realizing this is a national issue not a local one. Homeless people have no accommodations but tell that to the dude whose parking space was stolen blaming them anyway.   The E network warrants a short rehab and release program into the general populous. The ladies take the gloves off over pro choice pro life discussion. Of course this leads to a disturbance in the force. Lily Bongwater flips the logic on the illogical  and explains why people suck for justifying putting children in cages. “ask them if they think it’s okay for children to be kept in cages” “fake news” Lily drops the anvil on the situation and Shade is right behind her.   “The Lucifer Effect” The Stanford Prison Experiment Abu Grave (inmates were abused and mistreated) Lily shares what the world would be like if she were in charge, no borders and she isn’t anti-gun as Shade initially assumed. 1850 - arkansas with a beach Shade Queen offers a suggestion for the class- Sword fights. Lily Bongwater dismisses her “lady in waiting” and explains the differences between “slave” and “submissive” in the BDSM community. Super Silver Haze is the strain of the week and the ladies are stoked about sharing all the details about this euphoric but very chill medical strain. Which leads to what else? WEED CAMP. Yes people, this IS a thing. The ladies want them to sponsor a trip for them to go and feature their THC infused excursion on air (with you guys).   Shade Queen recovers and is back to being a badass with several rant worthy topics.   This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Love them? Rate and Review them wherever you’re listening to them. Tip the ladies here: www.paypal.me/tiptheladies   Sponsored by Endeavor Podcast Solutions. Whether you need help creating your first podcast or have a show and need a professional podcast editor, choose Endeavor. Click below to learn more. www.endeavorpodcastsolutions.com   #bdsm #podcastproduction #podcasttop50 #notyourgirlfriend #donate #lilybongwater #shadequeen #bdsm #weedcamp #richwhitedudes #horses #podcasteditor #submissive #dominant

This week on Daddy Issuez plans for house vindicta are unveiled by Lady M Swann and slave limits are discussed. Shade Queen bakes her first mistake cake but her wife is ready to console her because this show is about nothing if it is not about polishing a turd from time to time. A listener submits a Cobain Correction to a prior report they made. Thanks for the truth bomb Chainlovr439!! Kink in the News this week is about men and women with disabilities taking sexy pictures. Join the hashtag: #disabledpeoplearehot Shade Queen will be submitting her photo this week and shares some of her modeling plans for the upcoming year. For bookings please contact her at: daddyissuezshow@gmail.com Shade’s kink in the news is YouTube related. She will be pulling the show from their server as a result. Another listener sends us an update about her partner who she suspected was “pulling away” from her. Strain of the week is on hold this week but Apocalypse Watch is BACK. India and Pakistan are also super pissed to going off on one another. Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air. #daddyissuez #ShadeQueen #LilyBongwater #kink #fetish #kinky #sexworkers #awareness #kinkinthenews #apocalypsewatch #funny #comedy #radio #podcasts #podcast #podcasting 

This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are full of- content. Topics will include: Submissive/Slave manners, Why Shade is so unlucky, Liam Neeson, Vampire Facials, Temperature play, and creepy Uber policy changes. Sub manners. Listener submits a question about butt plugs and which the ladies prefer and why. #notyourgirlfriend UBER SUCKS and are profiling and opening the door for super creepy behavior. shade reads a creepy uber driver the riot act. Vagazzle accidents happen, and a listener writes in and shares their story which we hope is meant to be a comedy- The ladies discuss Shade’s new gold standard of how to pick a man if you’re a bisexual woman. Strain of the week returns. A mythical strain of Chuck Norris vs. the winner of Strain of the Week “Berry Sanders” get ready for this blueberry flavored warm head-high. Got migraines? Now you don’t. You’re welcome. A strain for the people out of Michigan. A listener writes in and asks if the ladies have a butt plug preference. Thanks “Anonymous Her” ! Kink in the News: Uber gets weird. Let the blacklist nominations begin. Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater put out an audio APB for the perfect “show slave” feel free to apply. A short discussion of Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee which ends in a bit of cinema trivia. Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air.

Baked and Awake Episode 062 03 December 2018   Intro-Disclaimer-Newsbrief-DGN   Welcome once again to my weekly, self directed psychotherapy session, the Baked and Awake podcast. Today is December 3rd 2018, and this is our 62nd episode of the show.  (Thanks, Disclaimer about pot and where new listeners can find me on DGN, email, etc). Some of my more savvy podcast listeners may have taken note today of an announcement that preceded the show itself- that being a robotic voice informing you that Baked and Awake is now a proud member of the Dark Myths Collective. Please note that this in no way affects our affiliation with our friends and co creators at the Damaged Goods Network! Baked and Awake will continue to support and collaborate with talented friends from Damaged Goods the Show, Daddy Issuez, Needless To Say, and Claytime in the Basement.     Fortunately for Yours truly, my family at DGN supports what I/We do here at Baked and Awake unconditionally, and welcomes the added cache and potential collaborative horsepower that becoming involved with a small but industrious family of high test Creators like the people at Darkmyths.org.     From before I ever pressed record on the first episode of this show, I was listening to several podcasts from the Dark Myths Collective.  I found Dark Myths after about a year of podcast listening, having cut my teeth on Rogan, Carlin, Serial, and a number of other more or less mainstream podcasts. As I listened to more and more shows, and branched out, I found that there existed an entire realm of Independently produced shows that featured compelling voices weaving rich tales, and asking penetrating questions of the sort that I live for.  Here and there, and with increasing frequency- I heard a catchy intro voice. Sometimes robotic, sometimes in faintly sultry feminine tones, that “this podcast is part of the Dark Myths Collective…” and finishing with the somehow inviting, “the darkness awaits”.. Well, I can tell you, I was hooked. From absolute staples of my listening rotation such as The Eastern Border, History on Fire, The Conspirators, and The Secret Transmission Podcast- none of whom I can go without listening to every new episode of the moment they come out- to amazing newer shows like Martyr Made, a history podcast in the finest tradition of Hardcore History.  Speaking of History, there is the extremely well done History of Pirates Podcast, The Chilling and addictive Southern Grimoire, the amazing Strange Matters Podcast, and more. Honestly- I’m barely scratching the surface of a group that is diverse, uniformly excellent, and to a one- “touched by darkness”.   As such, it was my distinct honor to find a favorable response from my closest (indeed ONLY) inside man over at Dark Myths when I recently screwed up my courage to inquire as to how to apply for membership.  Fellow Podcast Builder Kristaps Andrejsons- host of the Extremely High Quality show The Eastern Border (Very entertaining Cold War History from the perspective of an Eastern European Historian), long time member of the Collective, very generously “sponsored” me, facilitating a swift introduction, and ultimately induction to the collective in just a matter of days. As you can probably tell from the time we are spending on this here, and my voice- I was stoked to say the least.  “But, what’s it all mean, Steve? You selling out already? You’re not even popular!”   Easy now! That last shot was a little below the belt don’t you think? We have hundreds, thousands of downloads even!     Here I’ll switch to a listicle format to shorten up my notes, and multiply the number of “Umms” and “ahhh’s” I’ll have to edit out later.  Great fun, that part let me tellya. So- no I’m not selling out.  I own my work and we, together decide the direction that the show will take. DGN and DMC respectively are here to support me/us in our mission, as I in turn support them in the shared goals of growing, through meaningful collaborations both on the mic and behind the scenes. What can you expect?  Also known as “how many “commercials” are you going to have now, Steve?  Ummmm, first, they’re not commercials. Promos for other shows, yes- of course.  That’s how we discover new podcasts, right? I mean, what kind of psychopath actually uses the search function in their fave podcast app for anything other than inputting the name of a podcast someone, somewhere- told you to listen to? That’s what I thought. So, yes- more of that and probably frequently- they will be members of DGN, DMC, and let’s not forget all my friends in the PBL, or Podcast Builders League (Find us on Facebook and Twitter!) As our little Podcast Cabal grows and forms, like Voltron- into a force to be recokoned with, I find myself ever critical of my podcast.  From its overall sound (background buzz, anyone?), to the length of shows, to the depth of research that we do- I’m looking to up the quality across the board.   To that end, I’ll soon be transitioning from a usb Mixer to a Digital Audio Interface, and I hope that I can finally tune out some of the very annoying to me, so I’m sure it must be bothersome to YOU- buzz that I have the hardest time getting away from now, and that causes me to be forced at times to add even more compression or other editing wizardry to the shows than I want to. That, or be forced to constantly mask persistent background noise with music- and as much as I love having the music of our talented friend Antti Luode, (Listen to him on Spotify today!), I sometimes would just as soon sit here quietly and talk with you with nothing between us but the air.. So, that’s most of the personal updates I can think of for now.  Josh Kinkaid is busy pulling in Cannabis Industry field reports for us as we speak here in the local area, and will be venturing into the Great White North next week for a Canadian Event that looks really interesting as well, so we have that to look forward to very soon. I’m going to give you all a bit of a mini episode here today, in the form of an introduction to my new Alexa Skill- The Baked and Awake News Brief However- Before I leave you, let me assure you that the next few episodes of this podcast will be light on Cannabis news and H E A V Y on weirdness.  Uhhhhhh, how do I give you a taste or a hint without ruining your dinner? How about start with checking out the New Earth channel on Youtube. Just watch any of their videos.  Take a deep breath though and get used to the thick accents. Pretend this is your beloved, long lost relative, and that this is a message from them of utmost importance. I find that helps a little.  You can also speed them up to maybe 1.25x speed, and it actually sounds a little more natural, imo. Other Youtube searches and the resultant docs that have had my head in a twist, to say the least: Great Tartaria, The Mud Flood, Soft Rocks/Living Rocks, and Star Forts…  This is Electric Universe, Purple Dawn level type stuff here guys, at least to me. I don’t know what to think of it all yet, but I can’t get enough of it, it all connects, and we have more than enough to talk about here to go for literally MONTHS- so yeah. Bear with me, hit me up on Instagram, @baked_and_awake, email me at talktous@bakedandawake.com, and visit my own website for notes on this show and to easily also access all the News Briefs and their respective notes as well.   To my patreon Supporters: As always thank you and I DID see that message from you, Derek.  To answer your question, you’re right- it’s setup to pay me/charge you only when I make a Patron only post, and yes, I’ve yet to do that.  You CAN indeed support me directly actually, and cut out the patreon middle men- by visiting bakedandawake.com and smashing that donate button on Paypal anytime.  I think you can specify friends and family, and we save the fees there too. Thanks for messaging me about that, DK, I appreciate you and all my backers so so much, it’s hard to even tell you really. Humbling. Anyhow, today’s short, sweet, Baked and Awake News Brief is built from the ground up for a voice first experience and designed to be enabled on your Alexa Powered Haunted Speakers of all shapes and Sizes.  Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I will bring you a concise (Sub 5 minute) report summarizing some interesting Cannabis or “Conspiracy/Wokeland” fact or story, powered mostly by a variety of Google Alerts, and my daily scouring of the less respectable nooks and crannies of the web. What’s that I hear you muttering as I talk? Alexa this alexa that- Oh... You have one of the other, like 1% of so called Smart Speakers out there?  Well- great. Good for you. Just search for the Baked and Awake News Brief like you would any other podcast (Because surprise- underneath it all it’s just another rss feed!) and you can listen to it on your Googly Home, or your Nest Hub, or your internet connected dishwasher- I’m not here to tell you how to get it- just get it! After you’ve listened to the News Brief, do me a favor and enable it on the nearest smart speaker to you, whether that’s in the office, your friend’s house, or on the kiosk models down at the Mall- it won’t play unless you ask it to, and the subscription stays active forever unless someone goes in and disables it.  Thanks for the help, my Street Team! OK I hope you enjoy your taste of the News Brief, and really, be looking forward to our upcoming deep dive into that weirdest new area of the conspiracy web I have found in maybe- ever!   LINKS: Our Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake.com   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Episode ambient Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/   @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com

In this episode Shade Queen Lily Bongwater and Laura the Hoe Slayer return with how to "find a husband" tips from the 1950's. Stand back ladies, nobody at this table can take this shit seriously... As you may have already expected, these three revise the list to how to ditch a dude and how to find a dick, an updated guide just in time for your holiday man-shopping. Shade however will not be joining you on your quest to find Mr. Perfect. Instead, she has had some epiphanies of her own like why she isn't suited for your shit. And then she compares notes with Laura the Hoe Slayer and Lily of course, has the perfect solution to how to find the guy of your dreams- find someone to be boring with or marry your stalker. The Hoe Slayer outlines a sure fire way to get a job... Strain of the week is Star Dog and what a hefty hammer it will slam on your indica loving head...if it's the right batch, enjoy that 10 hour nap you're about to take.  #daddyissuez #shadequeen #lilybongwater #laurathehoeslayer #dogwalker #bdsm #love #damagedgoodsnetwork #relationships #relationshipfail #nope #obituaries #1950s #datingdonts #podcast #podcasting #oldschool #kinky #funny

On this episode Shade Queen assumes she's lost in the dark like little red riding in the hood...but what's that? A GUEST? Shade gets the real from an Irish guy living in Poland recording a Comedian Podcast profiling Comedians in Ireland.  Got that? As usual, she has to get some male insight. She basically at this point just needs attention and it's getting sad with Lily gone and is looking for a nice gentlemen to fill the void until her wife gets back. Cool? And if you're curious she even tells you who her perfect dude is. Taking applications now if you're not an ass. Must meet criteria found within this podcast. Oh don't forget---Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out Spud Murphy's special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af4nAFr3O_w&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2L1iXjR2a5JMQGk4IHliq3rFgs50N8myyYW-YWlQbuYmC7WddMkqq3_NM #daddyissuez #shadequeen #spudmurphy #poland #guest #lilybongwater #tinyred #perfectguy #podcast #damagedgoodsnetwork #funny #funnyhow #bdsm #irish #poland 

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater share all the dirty details on our best kept secrets and misnomers about the BDSM lifestyle, Witches, and how we almost died (apocalypse watch). The ladies compare texts and DMs between vanillas and chocolates and share relationship and breakup advice from a woman's perspective. As usual the ladies are discussing the Strain of the Week (JILLY BEAN) and how it is the perfect blend of mango and pineapple and you need to snag it from your dispensary RIGHT NOW. Shoutout to Steve from our network friend who has the epic podcast Baked and Awake which you can find here: Spotify: Baked and Awake Be sure to tip the ladies here: Tip the Ladies of Daddy Issuez And as always check out all our other dirty secrets and other shows from the Damaged Goods Network here: www.damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #BDSM #kink #podcast #radio #listen #download #zombies #apocalypsewatch #strainoftheweek #bakedandawake #witches #paganism #ShadeRant #breakingup #breakups #relationships #bdsmcommunity #dominant #submissive #subspace #domspace #comedy #funny #damagedgoodsnetwork #explosions

In this episode Shade & Lily go in on topics including Lily's new bus, why Nazi's are still not in season, incels, and free range parenting.  Shade is now afraid to fly, but is outdone by some kids who are barely off the boob and have no issue riding the New York City subway.  Lily takes a break for a cereal bar, and they compare parenting plans and discuss the benefits of offering their kids options rather than restriction.  As always the chaos ensues, but the fun begins the moment you press play. Click. Play. Obsess.  #daddyissuez #comedy #funny #podcast #listen #download #bdsm #unitedflight #strainoftheweek #bus #construction #show #radio #entertainment #Shade #LilyBongwater #HardKnox #damagedgoodsnetwork http://www.damagedgoodsinc.com

This week Shade and Lily introduce "the double tap" to Daddy Issuez along with a new drunk friend who loves blue jays or something...they can't remember because he's Canadian and that they DO remember. In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies crash into this very nice unsuspecting Canadian and corner him on topics such as ohmibod, his name (Ocho), crashing a recording in New York, why Canada is still better than everywhere and mercilessly beg for tips at: paypal.me/tiptheladies #shade #lilybongwater #hardknox #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #blackbagging #bdsm #play #prey #podcast #podcasting #radio #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit #ohmibod #sextoy #podcast #drunkddiscussions #tiptheladies  This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

Baked and Awake Podcast Episode 48 Wed July 25th 2018   DISCLAIMER:  This podcast is NSFW.  Content includes adult themes and language, as well as use of cannabis and discussion of same. If you somehow find yourself listening to this and it doesn’t sound like exactly what you were looking for- I suggest you listen anyway, you might learn something..   This episode of the Baked and Awake Podcast is brought to you by Billy’s Gone Bananas Natural Soft Serve and Smoothies, of Traverse City, Michigan. The nest time you find yourself in Beautiful Traverse City, County seat of Grand Traverse County- make sure to stop by the Billy’s Gone Bananas Truck and try one or more of their all natural, delicious looking chocolate or caramel covered bananas, fresh fruit smoothies, and soft serve ice cream treats that will put a smile on your face that will last all day. Located just across the street from the probably award winning The Workshop Brewing Company, Billy’s Gone Bananas is also available to be booked to show up and serve at your next private event! Billy’s Gone Bananas- where we’ve already gone crazy over Soft Serve, so you can just enjoy it casually now and then like a normal person..   Follow and tweet directly to the team at @BananasBillys.   Last Episode on Baked and Awake: -Got a new Dab rig and tested the heck out of it -Talked about taking care of your quartz bangers (Update- I’m not super successful at this!) -Chinese Smartphone “App Traps” and the data siphoning they allow -The Thunderbolts Project where we learned more about the basics of the Electric Universe Special notes for today: -Special appearance on On the Edge w Mike Peacock’s One Year Podcastaversary Episode- thanks Mike for including me in your celebrations. -Guest Appearance on the most recent episode of Daddy Issuez with Shade and Lily Bongwater. I had fun, brought a SOTW to try, and got a little personal about my ways of going about things with my Love, Nicole! -Baked and Awake Promo Featured on The Manhouse Chatter Podcast, The #NoOffense Podcast, and the Off Colored Discussions Podcast(!!) -Those of you who are fans of the garden updates should really be following @bluebirdfarms on instagram, where my lovely wife Nicole shares tons of fun and informative photos and videos of all the animals and plants we grow year round here in the Pacific Northwest. -Soft announce upcoming partnership with Top Tree     Today on Baked and Awake:   SOTW: Oregon Silver Haze How to Survive America’s Kill List Part One   Coming Up Soon:   Nate Lopez, Jamal Harrington, and Kate Carlson Carlsen- a round table conversation on Cannabis and Comedy that they don’t exactly know I’m planning for them yet! (Surprise!) New collaboration project coming soon with Top Tree STAY TUNED! Hempfest 2018 with GLDLX of Sesh Cast To have your Hometown, Business, Podcast, Book, or Special Event plugged on Baked and Awake like I did above for Billy’s Gone Bananas- email me at @talktous@bakedandawake.com or DM me on Instagram at @bakedandawake, and for the low low price of no charge at all, I will do a semi serious plug for you on an upcoming episode!   Shoutouts with one or two words about why you should find and follow them:  @LegionofBud- ART, @Future4200- PERMACULTURE, @BBHWithMS- Multiple Sclerosis, @Honorcofounder- Grow Bags, @OlyDemon- Folk Art @stayfluid- Food Trucks, @bonesandtubs- The Occult, @legion_of_the_goat- Goats, Vapes, @ninjaturtle610- Budtender, @stonedredowl- Budtender, @beginscarseth- Concert Violin, @dat1koolkat- Scoot Culture, @tommyboy240- Groms and Drifting, @theycallmethechadillac- Honda Groms- and a Special Shoutout to my cousin Drew, who is in town visiting from Florida and who I’m hanging out with tonight! Looking forward to seeing you cous!     Smoke Indica Do shit Anyway   Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow   Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf   Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com

In this episode Shade & Lily decide to invite a fellow 420 enthusiast to the show from our very own Damaged Goods Network.  Steve from the Baked and Awake Podcast fearless in his attempt to figure out these two, ventures into discussions over broken dreams, 'black bagging a clay', only to wind down with a guest edition of Strain of the Week to dazzle you with a home grown but superb strain that you'll be requesting at your next dispensary stop. #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #blackbagging #bdsm #play #prey #podcast #podcasting #radio #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

Baked and Awake Episode 47 July 13, 2018   Post 710 Holiday Show   -SOTW: Sage and Sour Sugar Wax from Captain Chronic, purchased at Star International in Burien WA -New Dab Rig for 710 -Care and feeding of Quartz bangers, from Sweetpieceofglass.com -App Traps, on Chinese Smartphone Data Siphoning- WSJ -The Thunderbolts Project Essential Guide to the EU, Introduction   Intro:  ASMR Dabs with Steve Promo: Owl Street Garage Podcast Baked Stories (SOTW, Daddy Issuez Visit, Quartz Maintenance) Promo: Single Simulcast Awake Stories (China, TBP) Stoked to be a part of the team at DGN and and looking forward to an upcoming visit to Daddy Issuez with Shade and Lily Bongwater where along with a nice friendly (gulp!) chat, I’ll help them out with a guest SOTW segment!   Events: Seattle Hempfest 2018!  August 17th-19th I heard GLDLX from Sesh Cast is gonna be in town and we plan to get safe together at the fest!   Possible Appearance at the upcoming Renton City Comic Con on Sept 15 and 16 alongside Spoiler Country and 206 Geek Podcasts among others!   Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow   Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf   Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com  

In this episode the ladies celebrate one of their first holidays as a show together Canada Day. Why? Because there is so much to love. So much in fact, Lily Bongwater wrote a love letter to this fucking legend.  In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies find the little things, the unnecessary things, and the downright nasty things you didn't know you needed to. From Sour Toe Cocktails, to a frozen tundra with a dude who will break in, journal, and feed the horses (friendly eh?) Canada simply has it all. What more could these two ask for in a country? How about admission? Lily ponders the non exiting stowaway strategy while Shade tries to play it straight with customs and a real job like becoming a mounty.   Relentless in their pursuit of finding favor with the great gods of Canadia...er- Canada...Go Leafs! They find their favorite laws, crazy canadian stories, love for hockey and what North Korea is doing with micro breweries these days. #sourtoecocktail #unsolvedcanadianmysteries #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #ohcanada #canadaday #journal #friendlycanadian #canadian #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

Baked and Awake Episode 46 June 27th 2018 “Gardening as Therapy Against Pervasive Mass Surveillance”   Opening Disclaimers: -We smoke weed on the show -Most of the so called conspiracies I cover aren’t really conspiracies Episode 46. Really?     SOTW: N/A- Smoking Blueberry Headband (again) from my Tacoma WA indoor Garden, Smooth Sailing Cannabis because I can.   Garden Update: -Pests -Plants (tomatoes, cucumbers, beds vs planters) -Mulch and Soil -Greenhouse exhaust fan -Baby Chicks -Bees Swarmed (!!)   Awake:   Cory of the From The Canopy Podcast provided us a story about how Deepfake videos are becoming indistinguishable from reality..   https://theintercept.com/2018/06/25/interpol-voice-identification-database/   Featured Podcast Spot: Off Colored Discussions Podcast   Facial Recognition Software is not ready for use by Law Enforcement   FDA Approves first Marijuana derived drug for Epileptic Patients- (PAYWALLED)   FDA Approves first CBD oil for treating Epilepsy   Baked and Awake Smokin’ Tokens (!!!) Explain and Thank Damon Oly aka Oly Demon (Insta) for his fine craftsmanship and the creation of these amazing, durable souvenirs.   Remember to check out my friend’s shows over at the Damaged Goods Network! Between Damaged Goods the Show, Daddy Issuez, Claytime, Beta Testing, and now,  Needless to Say- you’ve got loads of fantastic and entertaining listening waiting for you right now! So if this two hour Smokefest wasn’t enough for you, and you’re ready to cut loose with some real Kooks, get on over to the Damaged Goods Network today, and tell em Steve sent ya.   NEXT EPISODE:  A Return to The Electric Universe Theory, and more on Saturn Theory and other alternate explanations for the origins of Humanity.     Peep our Gardening, Beekeeping, and Homesteading content at @bluebirdfarms on Instagram!   The Sentencing Project   NORML   Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow   Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf   Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez @daddyissuezshow #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #damagedgoodsnetwork #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow @damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement @claymiles #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #new   Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com  

In this episode the ladies refuse to address the fact they're delayed on their release (as most women do) but come in with a fun filled episode of all the goodies you've come to expect. Shade and Lily Bongwater both had a rough week and want you to engage with the masters of disaster as they unpack their lives with you in the room. Without warning (beyond the title), they drop their rants about how they were triggered but keep balance within the force by excavating completely random facts and Bongwater makes a case for being kidnapped and why it's on her bucket list. A trigger for Shade. That's right, they're officially triggering one another, what could possibly go wrong? Haha, just kidding. You should be so lucky to offend their epic audio love affair. Bongwater goes back to work and has a side gig life modeling and shares it on air with Shade who is off to do a photoshoot in NYC.  Then things wind down and they talk about the reality of how the past can impact the future and get vulnerable with you. But stuff em' in the bag and press play because they need the downloads.   Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

Technical Difficulties On this episode of Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater commiserate on the loss of their beloved audio which was purged by the universe and will never see airtime. Nevertheless- they take their time with you. Bongwater bestows the hardest sex quiz ever on Shade and she lays backs and takes it without argument. Beta Testing is the newest show to join the Damaged Goods Network hosted by Matt and Shade who shares the news with you and the wife giving you the inside scoop on what you can look forward to. Check out the ladies on their recent appearance on My Worst Holiday and the ladies recap their first guest spot off-network. Shade and Lily compare sexual preferences and talk dirty about boundaries. Then Shade shares the experience of a chick from the past. Then why chicks should think it through before settling. Dick warlocks are a thing. As you would expect, the ladies swap stories, dramas, and close it all out with another naughty bed time story written by Rick Shroeder to wind down and warm up your evening. This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater swap one night stand stories…Shade shares an endeavor where she threw down with a good looking Berlin Syndrome fan and finds out (like we all do), too late that pretty means “pretty crazy”. Not to be left out or outdone, teddy bears are thrown into the mix and what else would they want to be tipped with anyway? Voo Doo dolls, gold bricks, and chocolate. Easy enough. Shade reveals her dessert weakness… And back to the man of the hour…Houdini who came to down to play with Bongwater…twice. The carnival leaves…but returns for repeat business- time.   Quiz time means only one thing, disappointment in the bedroom for the vanilla readers who think foreplay is x-rated behavior. Shade offers some life advice. Cosmo tells the ladies how to celebrate a man’s birthday…and they are unimpressed. Lack luster. So they submit their own ideas as to how they would impress their partner sexually for their birthday cake.   Dick cleanliness and emotional barriers. This and so much more on our newest episode of Daddy Issuez. Check out our network and the other epic shows found at the Damaged Goods Network: https://www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Also check out Steve our newest friend in the podcast world and you can find out about his podcast Baked and Awake here: http://bakedandawake.com/ Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #DaddyIssuez #DGN #Shade #LilyBongwater #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #noexcuses #DamagedGoodsNetwork #BlueHairBetty #NEW #DamagedGoodsTheShow #ClaytimeintheBasement #BetaTesting #funny #comedy #ladies #podernfamily #podcastmafia #trypod #dark #naughty #nice #sexy #GoldenGod #sithlord #FireballJesus #download #play #subscribe #share #play #prey

In this episode Lily Bongwater is out of commission and down with a frightful broken finger utilizing the public health system in the U.K. and running herself mad trying to sit still. A blue haired angel (Blue Hair Betty) floats down to share her shining personality her fantastic skills and is the very FIRST female guest EVER to join Daddy Issuez! You can find her on Instagram: @carolinethecolorist (instagram for Blue Hair Betty) or catch her on the real side at: Salon Resta She’s a Hair Wizard.   Shade And Blue Haired Betty talk about about how to find your perfect gay man to hag for.  No drama, just goofy and met gala talk, no expectations… But this episode is anything but expected so hang on to the ride.

This week on a very special Damaged Goods...The entire network, no, The ENTIRE World is celebrating THC's Birthday and have lined up to take their shots at him. Join us as we roast the man who refers to himself as The Golden God. Listen in as T is shredded by the comedic stylings of Fireball Jesus, The Sith Lord, Sho-Nuff, Shade & Lilly Bongwater from Daddy Issuez, Clay Miles from Clay Time In The Basement, Comedian Matt Ungermah, and many more. You won't want to miss this one. Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable, Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(Donate or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses Damaged Goods The Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_SZlGCexdxqAlvTdl3xKWQ

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater throw out the book and tell you to bend over. NEW guest, NEW show direction, and you're getting spanked. Lily & Shade introduce you to a very special man in their life- Ben. Who happens to be yet another dude since they can't get a single pair of tits to come and play with them on the show.  Changes! Strain of the week remains a pillar of the show and needs a sponsor (so does the network in case you're interested...) but the girls intro several new ones....Ask A Guy (and you can email us at DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com to send us questions to ask a Girl), Naughty Bedtime Stories, and Business Time for you to slide into.  Lily Bongwater & Ben regale us with their clandestine love story...then the three talk Alphas and Betas...and how Lily doesn't think they exist- except they do. You'll hear Shade break out with a random case of tourrette's syndrome.  The brownie point checks and balances are weighed so Lily is allowed heating during the winter months. A cosmo quiz is the most vanilla this show has ever been and the ladies make short work of it to turn what was meant to be hot, actually spicy enough to tempt you. Shade and Ben trade crazy female stories and leave it up to you on Patreon to decide whose story won. Where's the size dick you want to visit? Going on holiday for a lay? "Here's a list of tourist spots...find your hoes".... Finally the ladies are in your head and now that you're all hot and bothered, get ready for the show that spanks you back. Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #damagedgoodsnetwork #Shade #LilyBongwater #Ben #sexy #NEW #dick #bangback #betterwithyou #patreon #newshow #comedy #funny #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #podcast #trypod #podernfamily #podcasting #radio #voice #ladies #hot #alpha #beta #sponsors #DamagedGoods #GoldenGod #SithLord #FireballJesus #ClayTimeInTheBasement #ClayMiles #spank #bdsm #cuteandlittle #wifey #savage

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back on track with all your favorite topics including Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, Champion of the Week, and a little something for the Sith Lord in response to accosting Shade on Damaged Goods. But before you think their shows have stopped Netflix & Chilling....we hate to disappoint but all is well. Blood in Blood out...blood everywhere. 

On this episode of Daddy Issuez: Shade and Lily start off their day in a fantastic mood which we all know cannot last for long. Shoutout to Boz from Little Podcast of Horrors ! Lily gives Shade the green light to discuss soft and hard limits. In the news we find out why homeless people are going to be forming the next militia. Shade loses her train of thought (several times) which is nothing out of the ordinary but Lily restores her to the conversation in one piece. Just in time to remind everyone that thanks to chemical dumping we’re all gonna have tails. The very first release of “Champion of the Week” graces the show but only to keep the balance for “Fuck that Corporation” (because one guy wasn't corrupt enough) and the proud new owner of Charles Manson’s corpse is announced after chilling for four months. People are weird. Shade goes for another round with Mark of “The Facebook”. Place your bets on who will win in the round of Shade vs. Mark. 

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say “I don’t like music” are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater’s bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily’s “crazy Uncle”… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don’t give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade’s very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade’s body after she’s dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they’re for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she’s concealed it like a weapon but it’s time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol’ bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through. 

Shade and Lily have their very first guest Andrew who does not disappoint…Nothing is off limits, there are no safe words and the first EVER sparring match breaks out on Daddy Issuez between the ladies and the Lord and High Master. Shifting gears Andrew shares his intentions to run for political office which, in essence means vote for Andrew 2020. Bongwater and Andrew make nice and Shade reminds them to give peace a chance and they graciously ask you to tip them. Check these ladies out: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow  

In this episode Shade and Lily take aim. Shots fired...... Topics include a new strain of the week, our very first Shade's first car jacking experience, f**k that guy takes a turn for a leg sniffer and the world is still falling apart and you can hear why on Apocalypse Watch.

Shade and Lily Bongwater have a mellow episode, but don't be fooled...they still deliver the goods to the table. Lily tempts Shade with an on air BDSM test and not only does Shade agree you get to find out what's going on in that dark mind (or at least get a taste) and if you could be a match. Your favorite segments set the tone including Apocalypse Watch (because we're about to get nuked and stuff) so that nobody notices the FBI investigation about Senor Trumpelstiltskin... Bongwater throws a conspiracy theory into the mix and Shade demands a golf clap for her prophecy coming true. An unexpected NEW Strain of the Week, Fuck that Guy of the week? Bishop Kenneth Adkins from homophobe to pedophile. Lily almost dates a nut job. Shade throws a flag on the play and it turns out, the call was good. The ladies decide how to handle some unexpected information based on news based research. Shade vs. Mark round 8 ensues but he looks high as hell so it's hard to be mad for the lapse in emails... 

In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he’s being deposed in front of Congress… Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once. Sadly anti vaxxers are too “smart” for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his sword…which just has to be ridden with the newest pandora virus. Shade vs. Mark round 9… is on pause but that doesn’t mean the emails have ceased. #gimmemyaccount #freeShade The ladies compare their fight histories thereby landing their street cred. “I beat that ass…” -Lily Bongwater They wind down with Strain of the Week   Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network 

In this episode of Daddy Issuez you will meet your hosts Shade and Lily Bongwater as they begin their journey to slip into your ears and (hopefully) a permanent spot on your podcast subscription list. First up is a discussion about none other than medical marijuana then straight into Fuck that Guy where the ladies submit to you two nominations for two shitty parties and you can vote on which is worse. The ladies reach a crossroads and decide to tell you why the world is ending in Apocalypse Watch, can anyone say Pandora Virus? But Monkeys are actually going to be our patient zero, so enjoy that information while taking your kids to the zoo.  Strain of the Week becomes a fixture on the show and its a hit right off. Shout out to Gary Cooper from Coops Roots! Find his group here on Facebook: Coops Roots Alliance  The ladies chat about Gingerbread Edibles and how they taste like Christmas- if Granny was dope and on our level.  "God you're like Braveheart for weed..." -Shade Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network     

Lily Bongwater surprises Shade on Daddy Issuez changing all she’s ever known about her favorite urban legend, but she couldn’t do it without Sam, a brave guest who shares a first hand account blowing Shade's mind. 

 In other news there are strange dudes in the woods, shout out to Cecil, who likely doesn’t have a computer (but just in case…).
Lily’s nuggets storm the place and we realize that the woods are a creepy place this day and age. 

 The trio wander into a world of paranormal stories, Shade challenges a Shade and channels Braveheart, unexpected confessions, and of course a good old fashion alien abduction as well as why they come to visit us. 

Bad movies, amazing horror movies, bad judgment and Shade shares her shame. What to do when a trucker offers you a ride… A general survival handbook. https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/
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This week on Damaged Goods... It's Good Friday and the Boys are back at it(and each others throats) Fresh off his assassin training, the new Secretary of Defense for Damaged Goods is in studio. An interview with Mandy Osipenko (littlegeekcast.com) is canceled because of C.P.T., The Weiscrackin' Show reboot has been launched and THC couldn't be happier. Shade from Daddy Issuez drops in to discuss the success of their show and to be accosted by Sith... Tumor Man, THC shares his jelly beans and so much more  Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable, Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there   Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_SZlGCexdxqAlvTdl3xKWQ   If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow

Lily tells us about a therapeutic option for PTSD, but before you start thinking things are going to be depressing they begin describing their "happy places" and (spoiler alert....there's bounce houses).... True to form, they've got new nominations for "Fuck that Guy", news to share in Apocalypse Watch. The ladies talk about how their "Daddy"- THC, Head of the Damaged Goods Network- and el presidenté at Damaged Goods (look up their show, download it, subscribe, do the things....) stood them up but they remain loyal and in wait for the long awaited arrival of THC.

Shade and Lily Bongwater are back at it again... They run off on Brexit and its implications which Shade is just now grasping the gravity of. The scone argument which may end in civil war... Apocalypse Watch has the girls running straight into slutty std monkeys and talking pandora virus theories. Let them coax your ears into disaster and uncensored humor that becomes your new guilty pleasure.

This week on Damaged Goods, musician "Klone" joins the show to premiere his music (before we actually recorded the show) because you aren't ready to hear it yet. Meanwhile the name of the spin off show has been announced as Shade from "Daddy Issuez" drops in to plug the show in true Damaged Goods fashion. The Boys debate whether Oprah is fuckable, Trump is ruffling feathers with his Shithole comments, James Franco is the big fish that got away, The Vikings will lose in the playoffs and so much more.