Podcast appearances and mentions of lily bongwater

Shade Queen and Lady M (formally Lily Bongwater), are proud to introduce Shades new slave "Grey Worm" in this very raw and rare peek into her private service. Shade Queen gets honest (perhaps too honest) about a recent breakup, a psycho chick (not the same person) at a bar, running three businesses, and dismissal.  Email: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Get a taste for what a real slave in the Queen's service has to say about his position.  White 99 is this weeks strain of the week.  While Lady M has no time for new slaves Shade Queen is taking applications (as is Grey Worm on her behalf) for fresh meat.  MUST BE LOCAL (South Florida). Requirements vary.  Join Shade Queen on her private instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darkshadequeen Shade Queen's Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3V7PS2CKMCM07?ref_=wl_share   If you would like to join the ladies in the group click here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ TIP THE LADIES: https://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies #bdsm #kinky #dominatrix #service #shadequeen #greyworm #ladym #fetish #white99 #sissymaid

Weird Kinks and Fetishes You wrote us and Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater respond on air! Be sure to send your emails into the ladies on all things related to relationships, BDSM, Kink, Cannabis Strains, and crazy topic suggestions here: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are going to answer your emails and they’ll share some lesser known kinks and what they are. If you are a “bronie”, "mechanos", or one of the “furrs” then this is the show for you. Do you have a great idea for a podcast? Perhaps you already have a podcast and you’re getting overwhelmed with editing or want to freshen up your show to grow your audience. Wherever you are in your podcasting journey Endeavor has you covered. With innovative strategies to help you reach the goals you envision for your show. If you are ready to grow your audience, monetize, need coaching, or start up services to take your show from concept to creation you should head over to www.EndeavorPodcastSolutions.com Podcasting simplified. Sponsored By Endeavor Podcast Solutions Instagram Follow: @endeavorpodcastsolutions

This week on Daddy Issues   Dawsons Creek is dead but making fun of it is alive and well. Join the ladies this week before they break into song. Tom Cruise is on the chopping block for making Katie Holmes have a kid without a single sound in a super creepy hospital-place.   “I didn’t know I was pregnant!” “Yep you sure are in labor!” Birth stories as told by Daddy Issuez… Lily Bongwater uses her napping super power to deliver her kid. Shade Queen insists rich white men are getting out of control with their self righteous attitudes. The ladies examine what the gripe of the month is in the South Florida area and why yet again Florida is stupid for not realizing this is a national issue not a local one. Homeless people have no accommodations but tell that to the dude whose parking space was stolen blaming them anyway.   The E network warrants a short rehab and release program into the general populous. The ladies take the gloves off over pro choice pro life discussion. Of course this leads to a disturbance in the force. Lily Bongwater flips the logic on the illogical  and explains why people suck for justifying putting children in cages. “ask them if they think it’s okay for children to be kept in cages” “fake news” Lily drops the anvil on the situation and Shade is right behind her.   “The Lucifer Effect” The Stanford Prison Experiment Abu Grave (inmates were abused and mistreated) Lily shares what the world would be like if she were in charge, no borders and she isn’t anti-gun as Shade initially assumed. 1850 - arkansas with a beach Shade Queen offers a suggestion for the class- Sword fights. Lily Bongwater dismisses her “lady in waiting” and explains the differences between “slave” and “submissive” in the BDSM community. Super Silver Haze is the strain of the week and the ladies are stoked about sharing all the details about this euphoric but very chill medical strain. Which leads to what else? WEED CAMP. Yes people, this IS a thing. The ladies want them to sponsor a trip for them to go and feature their THC infused excursion on air (with you guys).   Shade Queen recovers and is back to being a badass with several rant worthy topics.   This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Love them? Rate and Review them wherever you’re listening to them. Tip the ladies here: www.paypal.me/tiptheladies   Sponsored by Endeavor Podcast Solutions. Whether you need help creating your first podcast or have a show and need a professional podcast editor, choose Endeavor. Click below to learn more. www.endeavorpodcastsolutions.com   #bdsm #podcastproduction #podcasttop50 #notyourgirlfriend #donate #lilybongwater #shadequeen #bdsm #weedcamp #richwhitedudes #horses #podcasteditor #submissive #dominant

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater are sharing the latest news. Lily talks about her lady in waiting and the advantages of finding a Sissy for Shade. Updates on what these two have been up to and the big topic of the day...EXCUSE DOMS. The ladies offer some "subbie support" to submissives out there in the BDSM community who may feel "lost" or overlooked lately. Lily tells Shade how to tell if someone has a legitimate excuse and when they're playing you. This and a brand new Strain of the Week! #daddyissuez #shadequeen #lilybongwater #strainoftheweek #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #bdsm #fetish #dominant #excusedoms #domme #dominants #submissive

In this episode Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater cannot contain themselves... Shade opens with what a Dominant should never have to ask and why and Lily shares her version of selfie woman vs. panther. Harambe did it first. Someone tried (horribly) to rip off our show and failed. A purge begins in Shade Queen's life this week that is a turning point in her friendships going forward with Lily's full support as you would expect.   Kink in the news emerges thanks to a shady Lyft driver and as usual nothing will stop these two Dominatrixes now. Get ready.

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater are all about the tea. Sharing some unfortunate but fair warnings to ladies everywhere. Before you think you know someone, you might want to hear Shade’s story this week about one very selfish dude who can’t say no to himself…or anyone. Lily shares kink in the news and is sure to share Strain of the week which is Animal Cookies! Perfect for all the “littles” in the bdsm community who love to smoke. We refuse to give the goods of the episode away but agree this is one of our favorite episodes yet. Enjoy. We do. #daddyissuez #bdsm #kink #shadequeen #lilybongwater #tea #misunderstandingfriday Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark   Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air.

This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are full of- content. Topics will include: Submissive/Slave manners, Why Shade is so unlucky, Liam Neeson, Vampire Facials, Temperature play, and creepy Uber policy changes. Sub manners. Listener submits a question about butt plugs and which the ladies prefer and why. #notyourgirlfriend UBER SUCKS and are profiling and opening the door for super creepy behavior. shade reads a creepy uber driver the riot act. Vagazzle accidents happen, and a listener writes in and shares their story which we hope is meant to be a comedy- The ladies discuss Shade’s new gold standard of how to pick a man if you’re a bisexual woman. Strain of the week returns. A mythical strain of Chuck Norris vs. the winner of Strain of the Week “Berry Sanders” get ready for this blueberry flavored warm head-high. Got migraines? Now you don’t. You’re welcome. A strain for the people out of Michigan. A listener writes in and asks if the ladies have a butt plug preference. Thanks “Anonymous Her” ! Kink in the News: Uber gets weird. Let the blacklist nominations begin. Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater put out an audio APB for the perfect “show slave” feel free to apply. A short discussion of Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee which ends in a bit of cinema trivia. Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air.

This week Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater share kink related stories in this week's news, which leads to a rant or two.  Lily debuts her new fetish photos which can be found on her new Instagram account @ladymswann or on Shade's because she shamelessly plugs her work wife's digital life @ShadeQueen2019. So go follow them.  Injustices and discussion of treating those in the sex industry as "less than" ensues. Lily also explains why your vagina is sad and you should consider giving it the attention it deserves. To help Mistress Lady Tess check this out: https://www.pscp.tv/w/1PlJQyQllokJE?t=1m18s&fbclid=IwAR2d-t1sjkdO7_CsOqVKFLgb95XrlLhdz-MPRUpSOOZkcZjpNRlQTG_V3mY The ladies discuss what it's like to get a bomb dropped in your relationship: when your partner comes clean with something you never saw coming. Has this happened to you? Shade makes a bet with an old rich eccentric dude with a humiliation complex and intends to give Lily the spoils of war. This and several interruptions are snapped, clapped, and overcome by these two relentless Dominatrix's with a mic in their hands. Game on slaves. So sit down. Press Play. Listen. Rate. Then send a tribute to http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies   #bdsm #podcasting #podcast #relationships #daddyissuez #kinky #fetish #findom #dominatrix 

A brand new vibe to a brand new season. Don't worry, spankings are still included, but they will be dishing them out. Lily Bongwater is training under a pro Dominatrix to begin offering her own sessions and Shade Queen is insulting rich men for pay and they are loving every second of it.  As it turns out, every fetish has a home here and while they remain light hearted and have a rant at the ready-- these two will have you on your knees. This week: Shade Queen refuses to work for once while Lily absorbs her newfound FemDom knowledge at a killer rate. Shade goes for an interview. Lily wants to know if Strain of the Week should stay or go, vote on Shade's NEW Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/shadequeen2019 Tip the ladies: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/DarkShadeQueen1 #podcast #daddyissuez #shadequeen #lilybongwater #findom #fetish #bdsm #sex #relationships 

The ladies are back and there have been some changes.  Lily shares why she's been off and on the run while Shade cuddles her and obsesses over how cute she is now that she has her on screen.  Lets roll down the topics shall we? Lily talks about a ghost boner. Shade Queen passes out a Savage Award to who she believes to be the Queen Savage of all females.   Lily springs on Shade she's the new keeper of the Strain of the Week until further notice. This rolls them right into Jack Herrer a fine uplifting Sativa strain that will make your boss palatable.  Donate to their cause here:  http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies #daddyissuez #podcast #podcasting #funny #trump #ShadeQueen #LilyBongwater #TinyRed #bdsm #strainoftheweek #cuddles #jackherrer #420friendly #savage #relationship

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater share all the dirty details on our best kept secrets and misnomers about the BDSM lifestyle, Witches, and how we almost died (apocalypse watch). The ladies compare texts and DMs between vanillas and chocolates and share relationship and breakup advice from a woman's perspective. As usual the ladies are discussing the Strain of the Week (JILLY BEAN) and how it is the perfect blend of mango and pineapple and you need to snag it from your dispensary RIGHT NOW. Shoutout to Steve from our network friend who has the epic podcast Baked and Awake which you can find here: Spotify: Baked and Awake Be sure to tip the ladies here: Tip the Ladies of Daddy Issuez And as always check out all our other dirty secrets and other shows from the Damaged Goods Network here: www.damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #BDSM #kink #podcast #radio #listen #download #zombies #apocalypsewatch #strainoftheweek #bakedandawake #witches #paganism #ShadeRant #breakingup #breakups #relationships #bdsmcommunity #dominant #submissive #subspace #domspace #comedy #funny #damagedgoodsnetwork #explosions

Baked and Awake Podcast Episode 48 Wed July 25th 2018   DISCLAIMER:  This podcast is NSFW.  Content includes adult themes and language, as well as use of cannabis and discussion of same. If you somehow find yourself listening to this and it doesn’t sound like exactly what you were looking for- I suggest you listen anyway, you might learn something..   This episode of the Baked and Awake Podcast is brought to you by Billy’s Gone Bananas Natural Soft Serve and Smoothies, of Traverse City, Michigan. The nest time you find yourself in Beautiful Traverse City, County seat of Grand Traverse County- make sure to stop by the Billy’s Gone Bananas Truck and try one or more of their all natural, delicious looking chocolate or caramel covered bananas, fresh fruit smoothies, and soft serve ice cream treats that will put a smile on your face that will last all day. Located just across the street from the probably award winning The Workshop Brewing Company, Billy’s Gone Bananas is also available to be booked to show up and serve at your next private event! Billy’s Gone Bananas- where we’ve already gone crazy over Soft Serve, so you can just enjoy it casually now and then like a normal person..   Follow and tweet directly to the team at @BananasBillys.   Last Episode on Baked and Awake: -Got a new Dab rig and tested the heck out of it -Talked about taking care of your quartz bangers (Update- I’m not super successful at this!) -Chinese Smartphone “App Traps” and the data siphoning they allow -The Thunderbolts Project where we learned more about the basics of the Electric Universe Special notes for today: -Special appearance on On the Edge w Mike Peacock’s One Year Podcastaversary Episode- thanks Mike for including me in your celebrations. -Guest Appearance on the most recent episode of Daddy Issuez with Shade and Lily Bongwater. I had fun, brought a SOTW to try, and got a little personal about my ways of going about things with my Love, Nicole! -Baked and Awake Promo Featured on The Manhouse Chatter Podcast, The #NoOffense Podcast, and the Off Colored Discussions Podcast(!!) -Those of you who are fans of the garden updates should really be following @bluebirdfarms on instagram, where my lovely wife Nicole shares tons of fun and informative photos and videos of all the animals and plants we grow year round here in the Pacific Northwest. -Soft announce upcoming partnership with Top Tree     Today on Baked and Awake:   SOTW: Oregon Silver Haze How to Survive America’s Kill List Part One   Coming Up Soon:   Nate Lopez, Jamal Harrington, and Kate Carlson Carlsen- a round table conversation on Cannabis and Comedy that they don’t exactly know I’m planning for them yet! (Surprise!) New collaboration project coming soon with Top Tree STAY TUNED! Hempfest 2018 with GLDLX of Sesh Cast To have your Hometown, Business, Podcast, Book, or Special Event plugged on Baked and Awake like I did above for Billy’s Gone Bananas- email me at @talktous@bakedandawake.com or DM me on Instagram at @bakedandawake, and for the low low price of no charge at all, I will do a semi serious plug for you on an upcoming episode!   Shoutouts with one or two words about why you should find and follow them:  @LegionofBud- ART, @Future4200- PERMACULTURE, @BBHWithMS- Multiple Sclerosis, @Honorcofounder- Grow Bags, @OlyDemon- Folk Art @stayfluid- Food Trucks, @bonesandtubs- The Occult, @legion_of_the_goat- Goats, Vapes, @ninjaturtle610- Budtender, @stonedredowl- Budtender, @beginscarseth- Concert Violin, @dat1koolkat- Scoot Culture, @tommyboy240- Groms and Drifting, @theycallmethechadillac- Honda Groms- and a Special Shoutout to my cousin Drew, who is in town visiting from Florida and who I’m hanging out with tonight! Looking forward to seeing you cous!     Smoke Indica Do shit Anyway   Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow   Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf   Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com

Baked and Awake Episode 47 July 13, 2018   Post 710 Holiday Show   -SOTW: Sage and Sour Sugar Wax from Captain Chronic, purchased at Star International in Burien WA -New Dab Rig for 710 -Care and feeding of Quartz bangers, from Sweetpieceofglass.com -App Traps, on Chinese Smartphone Data Siphoning- WSJ -The Thunderbolts Project Essential Guide to the EU, Introduction   Intro:  ASMR Dabs with Steve Promo: Owl Street Garage Podcast Baked Stories (SOTW, Daddy Issuez Visit, Quartz Maintenance) Promo: Single Simulcast Awake Stories (China, TBP) Stoked to be a part of the team at DGN and and looking forward to an upcoming visit to Daddy Issuez with Shade and Lily Bongwater where along with a nice friendly (gulp!) chat, I’ll help them out with a guest SOTW segment!   Events: Seattle Hempfest 2018!  August 17th-19th I heard GLDLX from Sesh Cast is gonna be in town and we plan to get safe together at the fest!   Possible Appearance at the upcoming Renton City Comic Con on Sept 15 and 16 alongside Spoiler Country and 206 Geek Podcasts among others!   Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow   Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf   Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com  

Points for Sisterhood…the estrogen is strong with this episode. Featuring Laura Daddy Issuez very own Hoe Slayer. Watch out it smells like Sephora and buttoned up orgies in here. Enter Laura ‘the hoeslayer’ a vision of blonde and good judgment decides to join Shade & Lily Bongwater on their weekly shenanigans. But when they begin swapping stories, Laura throws down with the friendliest of accidental orgies as only a Brit can with a dude named Monkey (why is this okay?).  Shade shares a faintly remembered tale of Dallas cops, scavenger hunts (but she doesn't know what they're called...), and Valentines Day regret. Which kicks off a lovely jog down memory lane for her beloved Lily Bongwater. Tip the ladies here: paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the rest of the dysfunctional family here, plenty of entertaining shows to keep you busy and your podcast playlist full.  www.damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez #laurathehoeslayer #shade #lilybongwater #hardknox #funny #entertainment #sexy #listen #podcast #podcasting #sephora #orgies #stories #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #needlesstosaypodcast #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #cuzflorida #play #prey #bdsm #comedy #businesstime

In this episode the ladies celebrate one of their first holidays as a show together Canada Day. Why? Because there is so much to love. So much in fact, Lily Bongwater wrote a love letter to this fucking legend.  In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies find the little things, the unnecessary things, and the downright nasty things you didn't know you needed to. From Sour Toe Cocktails, to a frozen tundra with a dude who will break in, journal, and feed the horses (friendly eh?) Canada simply has it all. What more could these two ask for in a country? How about admission? Lily ponders the non exiting stowaway strategy while Shade tries to play it straight with customs and a real job like becoming a mounty.   Relentless in their pursuit of finding favor with the great gods of Canadia...er- Canada...Go Leafs! They find their favorite laws, crazy canadian stories, love for hockey and what North Korea is doing with micro breweries these days. #sourtoecocktail #unsolvedcanadianmysteries #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #ohcanada #canadaday #journal #friendlycanadian #canadian #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

In this episode the ladies refuse to address the fact they're delayed on their release (as most women do) but come in with a fun filled episode of all the goodies you've come to expect. Shade and Lily Bongwater both had a rough week and want you to engage with the masters of disaster as they unpack their lives with you in the room. Without warning (beyond the title), they drop their rants about how they were triggered but keep balance within the force by excavating completely random facts and Bongwater makes a case for being kidnapped and why it's on her bucket list. A trigger for Shade. That's right, they're officially triggering one another, what could possibly go wrong? Haha, just kidding. You should be so lucky to offend their epic audio love affair. Bongwater goes back to work and has a side gig life modeling and shares it on air with Shade who is off to do a photoshoot in NYC.  Then things wind down and they talk about the reality of how the past can impact the future and get vulnerable with you. But stuff em' in the bag and press play because they need the downloads.   Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

Technical Difficulties On this episode of Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater commiserate on the loss of their beloved audio which was purged by the universe and will never see airtime. Nevertheless- they take their time with you. Bongwater bestows the hardest sex quiz ever on Shade and she lays backs and takes it without argument. Beta Testing is the newest show to join the Damaged Goods Network hosted by Matt and Shade who shares the news with you and the wife giving you the inside scoop on what you can look forward to. Check out the ladies on their recent appearance on My Worst Holiday and the ladies recap their first guest spot off-network. Shade and Lily compare sexual preferences and talk dirty about boundaries. Then Shade shares the experience of a chick from the past. Then why chicks should think it through before settling. Dick warlocks are a thing. As you would expect, the ladies swap stories, dramas, and close it all out with another naughty bed time story written by Rick Shroeder to wind down and warm up your evening. This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

Shade and Lily Bongwater form DaddyIssuez Podcast tell Jay and I how to get by living in a tree.

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater swap one night stand stories…Shade shares an endeavor where she threw down with a good looking Berlin Syndrome fan and finds out (like we all do), too late that pretty means “pretty crazy”. Not to be left out or outdone, teddy bears are thrown into the mix and what else would they want to be tipped with anyway? Voo Doo dolls, gold bricks, and chocolate. Easy enough. Shade reveals her dessert weakness… And back to the man of the hour…Houdini who came to down to play with Bongwater…twice. The carnival leaves…but returns for repeat business- time.   Quiz time means only one thing, disappointment in the bedroom for the vanilla readers who think foreplay is x-rated behavior. Shade offers some life advice. Cosmo tells the ladies how to celebrate a man’s birthday…and they are unimpressed. Lack luster. So they submit their own ideas as to how they would impress their partner sexually for their birthday cake.   Dick cleanliness and emotional barriers. This and so much more on our newest episode of Daddy Issuez. Check out our network and the other epic shows found at the Damaged Goods Network: https://www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Also check out Steve our newest friend in the podcast world and you can find out about his podcast Baked and Awake here: http://bakedandawake.com/ Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #DaddyIssuez #DGN #Shade #LilyBongwater #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #noexcuses #DamagedGoodsNetwork #BlueHairBetty #NEW #DamagedGoodsTheShow #ClaytimeintheBasement #BetaTesting #funny #comedy #ladies #podernfamily #podcastmafia #trypod #dark #naughty #nice #sexy #GoldenGod #sithlord #FireballJesus #download #play #subscribe #share #play #prey

In this episode Lily Bongwater is out of commission and down with a frightful broken finger utilizing the public health system in the U.K. and running herself mad trying to sit still. A blue haired angel (Blue Hair Betty) floats down to share her shining personality her fantastic skills and is the very FIRST female guest EVER to join Daddy Issuez! You can find her on Instagram: @carolinethecolorist (instagram for Blue Hair Betty) or catch her on the real side at: Salon Resta She’s a Hair Wizard.   Shade And Blue Haired Betty talk about about how to find your perfect gay man to hag for.  No drama, just goofy and met gala talk, no expectations… But this episode is anything but expected so hang on to the ride.

Shade and Lily Bongwater have a mellow episode, but don't be fooled...they still deliver the goods to the table. Lily tempts Shade with an on air BDSM test and not only does Shade agree you get to find out what's going on in that dark mind (or at least get a taste) and if you could be a match. Your favorite segments set the tone including Apocalypse Watch (because we're about to get nuked and stuff) so that nobody notices the FBI investigation about Senor Trumpelstiltskin... Bongwater throws a conspiracy theory into the mix and Shade demands a golf clap for her prophecy coming true. An unexpected NEW Strain of the Week, Fuck that Guy of the week? Bishop Kenneth Adkins from homophobe to pedophile. Lily almost dates a nut job. Shade throws a flag on the play and it turns out, the call was good. The ladies decide how to handle some unexpected information based on news based research. Shade vs. Mark round 8 ensues but he looks high as hell so it's hard to be mad for the lapse in emails... 

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back on track with all your favorite topics including Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, Champion of the Week, and a little something for the Sith Lord in response to accosting Shade on Damaged Goods. But before you think their shows have stopped Netflix & Chilling....we hate to disappoint but all is well. Blood in Blood out...blood everywhere. 

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say “I don’t like music” are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater’s bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily’s “crazy Uncle”… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don’t give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade’s very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade’s body after she’s dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they’re for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she’s concealed it like a weapon but it’s time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol’ bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through. 

In this episode of Daddy Issuez you will meet your hosts Shade and Lily Bongwater as they begin their journey to slip into your ears and (hopefully) a permanent spot on your podcast subscription list. First up is a discussion about none other than medical marijuana then straight into Fuck that Guy where the ladies submit to you two nominations for two shitty parties and you can vote on which is worse. The ladies reach a crossroads and decide to tell you why the world is ending in Apocalypse Watch, can anyone say Pandora Virus? But Monkeys are actually going to be our patient zero, so enjoy that information while taking your kids to the zoo.  Strain of the Week becomes a fixture on the show and its a hit right off. Shout out to Gary Cooper from Coops Roots! Find his group here on Facebook: Coops Roots Alliance  The ladies chat about Gingerbread Edibles and how they taste like Christmas- if Granny was dope and on our level.  "God you're like Braveheart for weed..." -Shade Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network     

Lily Bongwater surprises Shade on Daddy Issuez changing all she’s ever known about her favorite urban legend, but she couldn’t do it without Sam, a brave guest who shares a first hand account blowing Shade's mind. 

 In other news there are strange dudes in the woods, shout out to Cecil, who likely doesn’t have a computer (but just in case…).
Lily’s nuggets storm the place and we realize that the woods are a creepy place this day and age. 

 The trio wander into a world of paranormal stories, Shade challenges a Shade and channels Braveheart, unexpected confessions, and of course a good old fashion alien abduction as well as why they come to visit us. 

Bad movies, amazing horror movies, bad judgment and Shade shares her shame. What to do when a trucker offers you a ride… A general survival handbook. https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/
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Shade and Lily Bongwater are back at it again... They run off on Brexit and its implications which Shade is just now grasping the gravity of. The scone argument which may end in civil war... Apocalypse Watch has the girls running straight into slutty std monkeys and talking pandora virus theories. Let them coax your ears into disaster and uncensored humor that becomes your new guilty pleasure.