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Get down and dirty with Shade and Lily Bongwater as they talk about current events, stupid people, apocalyptic events, and just about everything else that comes to mind.

Shade & Lily Bongwater


    • Jul 9, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 33m AVG DURATION
    • 51 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Daddy Issuez

    LAST SHOW HERE! Now at Anchor.fm/DaddyIssuezCoven

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 114:43


    Welcome to the Daddy Issuez Coven Shade Queen & Lady M Swann are your hosts (two Pro Dominatrixes) for all things BDSM and Kink. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE ON LIBSYN   So be sure to find them on their new channel https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven This week on the Daddy Issuez Coven… Shade Queen and Lady M Swann are happy to answer your questions about BDSM. Lady M Swann almost gets in a fight and is coffee intolerant as it happens… Shade & Lady M remind you to hit the subscribe button on Anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven As this will be their final episode on their old network. Support this podcast for just $1 a month and leave a message for them to play on air in their next episode. https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven/message Share their show with a friend its the biggest compliment you can give them. BIG BIG BIG help if you leave a review on apple podcasts by searching for Daddy Issuez Coven. All reviews will be read on air! Submit your questions to our email: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com #BDSM #KINKY #FEMDOM #DOMINATRIX #slave #submissive #Sexuality

    Sub Psychosis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 102:24


    This week Shade Queen & Lady M Swann give you their biggest update yet...They're MOVING!!!!  So where can you get your kinky fix now? Here: https://anchor.fm/daddyissuezcoven The ladies offer a quick start guide to finding the G-Spot since apparently men are unaware of it's dominion. Topics this week include: Dismissing a sub/slave and what should be considered red flags and how you can protect yourself. s types "topping from the bottom". Update: Friends(?) #BDSM #KINKY #DDLG #DOMINATRIXES #FEMDOM #Slaves #Submissive #fetlife

    Religion & Kink

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 88:02


    This week the ladies dive into your questions and make some rather big announcements.  Hot topics like how to approach a topic like BDSM in a religious household... They will also read listener emails and offer advice to up and coming people in the lifestyle. Join Shade Queen and Lady M Swann as they push through the pandemic. #BDSM #lifestyle #Kinky 

    Quarantini Shaken Not Stirred.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 87:07


    This week the ladies keep you company at home and offer answers to your questions and plan their very first live stream. If you're interested in supporting Shade's new store check out: www.darkgypsyboutique.com Now offering products that ship from the USA. #supportsmallbusiness #shopsmall  Join them on Patreon for their first livestream www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow  

    Agoraphobic's Guide to the Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 110:14


    Ayyye Corona! Briefly the ladies give you an update about the Corona Virus in both the USA and the U.K. as told by your favorite Dominatrixes... The ladies decide how to prepare and Shade offers some sage old advice on survival as a newbie to the lockdown life as she's a seasoned agoraphobic and has years of tips to draw on.  This week she shares two tips on how to entertain yourself in lockdown (and stay in shape). Strain of the week this week is White Sands...offered by Grow Healthy shout out to Jose Shade Queen's favorite dude at the Lake Worth Dispensary in South Florida.  Your kinky questions do not go unanswered. The ladies are sharing their thoughts live with you on air on all things BDSM. BE SURE TO SHARE YOUR FORT PHOTOS HERE ALONG WITH YOUR QUESTIONS FOR THE LADIES: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Join their exclusive subscription channel with audio, photos, videos, and BDSM content you cannot find elsewhere here: www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow Last but not least Shade Queen has opened a store full of women's apparel and home accessories for the free spirit and if you sneak over right now you can get up to 50% OFF your purchase *see store for details DARK GYPSY BOUTIQUE www.darkgypsyboutique.com    

    Kinky Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 69:08


    This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies answer your Kinky Questions and discuss what serving them looks like and they have a guest person to weigh in (another female Dominatrix) on the questions submitted to them by listeners throughout the week.  You too can write to the ladies here: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Join their exclusive subscription channel with audio, photos, videos, and BDSM content you cannot find elsewhere here: www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow Last but not least Shade Queen has opened a store and if you sneak over right now you can get 15% OFF your purchase *see store for details DARK GYPSY BOUTIQUE www.darkgypsyboutique.com    

    Cruel Huntress

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 88:58


    This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies answer more of your BDSM and fetish questions and discuss the happenings at the Cruel Huntress event. Strain of the week this week is Shishkaberry! An Indica-Dominant Hybrid that is great for growers since it has such a high yield. The ladies get honest since you were kind enough to ask even MORE questions, review them (despite the fact Shade totally gave up last week on that ever happening you gave her the shocker- I mean you shocked- her...), AND joined their new subscription channel at: http://www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow  Shade Queen shares an update about a very important previous episode (I See You) and don't forget you can submit your questions to DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com anytime you like regarding all things fetish, BDSM, strains, or share your thoughts on the show.  You're Welcome. #strainoftheweek #ShadeQueen #LadyMSwann #BDSM #KINKY #fetish #patreon #patron #subscribe

    You Asked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 77:24


    This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies answer YOUR questions! Think hard about what you want to ask and drop an email to DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Questions lead to not only answers but also stories the ladies have neglected to share before. What its like right before you die according to these two. This week’s strain of the week is Emerald City Kush. Someone writes in about last week’s episode…the ladies respond accordingly. They also have released their first ever minisode and LOTS of content onto the Patreon channel so subscribe now to become an honorary coven member… They also tell you what future minisodes will cover (psst! the next one will be on the Society of JNUS). Join the ladies on their KINKY subscription channel and become part of the Daddy Issuez Coven....Join NOW:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow

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    I See You

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 62:35


    In this episode Shade Queen and Lady M Swann discuss rape culture and what that means in our daily society.  Shade reveals a very recent story about being drugged and taken during a vanilla equestrian event in Wellington, Florida.  You will get the first-hand account of what happened- how, and why she is speaking out. If you would like to share your story or offer the Queen support in this difficult time you can email her here: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Let this episode serve as a warning that even if you're careful, you can still become a victim. No one is immune.  You can follow the ladies and get EXCLUSIVE content if you subscribe here: www.patreon.com/daddyissuezshow Shade is curating a Spotify channel for listeners who subscribe to the channel. You will be linked once you become a member of our kinky fetish-friendly subscription channel, Plus you get access to polls, pictures, videos, and livestreams you'll find nowhere else. #rapeculture #taken #humantrafficking #patreon #victims #BDSM #speakout   

    Edge Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 112:39


    In this episode Shade Queen and Lady M Swann have Grey Worm (wormy) back on the show but to his unfortunate luck...he is in trouble and late by the time he shows up to the party and as we know....Shade Queen hates lateness...AND he interrupts her story...twice....so punishment is handed down from the ladies to the naughty boy. Edge Play is the topic of the day and Vanilla Berry Pie is the strain of the week! Shade Queen takes the lead on sharing why this is a productive-sativa dominant hybrid you'll love during your busy work week. Shoutout to OnePlant Boynton Beach, for this fantastic strain in pre-rolls for medicinal candidates. So relaxing and yet helpful for mental focus and fatigue. Their BRAND NEW subscription channel with photos, videos, unreleased audio and more can be found here: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Which is a great way to get involved with the show like never before, early releases to episodes, unreleased episodes, conversations with Shade, KINKY content (photos, videos, and more) from your two favorite Domme's, livestreams and more! So go on...be a little naughty and subscribe.  Be sure to follow Shade Queen on www.instagram.com/DarkShadeQueen Lady M can be found here: www.instagram.com/LadyMSwann Email the ladies: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com #BDSM #Kinky #kink #Fetish #slaves #ShadeQueen #LadyMSwann #Daddy Issuez #Dominatrix #greyworm #edgeplay 

    The Worthy and the Useless

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 55:53


    New Season. New Intro. New Scene. This week the ladies express their feelings on personal slaves and time wasters in the the BDSM scene. How to spot them and how to deal with them.  Shade Queen has a meeting with a potential slave that goes sour and nothing is worse than a vanilla whose lost in front of a Queen masquerading as a slave. Almost as bad as Fake Doms... Lady M weighs in on the matters of the week and has a rather full weekend planned not to mention she's moving to Scotland so there is that.  Most importantly the launch of their new subscription channel can be found here: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Which is a great way to get involved with the show like never before, early releases to episodes, unreleased episodes, conversations with Shade, KINKY content (photos, videos, and more) from your two favorite Domme's, livestreams and more! So go on...be a little naughty and subscribe.  Be sure to follow Shade Queen on www.instagram.com/DarkShadeQueen Lady M can be found here: www.instagram.com/LadyMSwann Email the ladies: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com #BDSM #Kinky #kink #Fetish #slaves #ShadeQueen #LadyMSwann #Daddy Issuez #Dominatrix

    2020 Heaux-lapse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2020 77:21


    2020 Heauxlapse New Year, Same Bitches. It's still kinky, the BDSM force is stronger than ever ladies and gentlemen.  On this, the first episode of their THIRD Season....Shade Queen and Lady M reflect, set new goals for the new year but resolve to do nothing. Shade Queen has an opening in her service... if you find yourself without an owner, ask yourself "Do I like pain?" and the answer is yes....contact DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com for more information on how you may serve her should she find a use for you. Don't assume you're worthy either. She can also be found on Insta @DarkShadeQueen Lady M Swann is also there @Lady_M_Swann The ladies share on their recent weeks festivities and Lady M will be hosting her very own show with the one and only FRED PINCH. If you know of CBT and love "contraptions" this name is probably not foreign to you as he designs many of the aircraft-grade sets you may have seen in the "scene" until he took his leave. Well, he's now offered to Mentor her, let her use his personal dungeon, and DISPLAY him for the first time since he disappeared from the events years ago. Shade Queen has a new book coming out this year and you are in no way ready for it (neither is she but its coming either way). So prepare yourselves for an intimate look into a side of her life no one could ever have imagined, long awaited by Lady M. Strain of the week is Ebony and Ivory currently available EXCLUSIVELY at One Plant shoutout to the Boynton Beach, Florida location #oneplantboynton #420friendly #ebonyandivory #sativa Also, for a kinkier experience available ONLY to subscribers stay tuned to the unveiling of their new Subscription channel loaded with kinky tips, videos, pictures, unreleased episodes, HIDDEN CONTENT, livestreams, and an extra recording exclusively available to subscribers of the channel every month. Not to mention you can engage with the show in a whole new way. Interested in sponsoring our strain of the week and being featured on the show? Email DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com  As always you can tip the ladies by clicking and dropping some digits in our leather fund www.paypal.me/tiptheladies  

    Your Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 58:37


    This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are in the holiday spirit...  Shade Queen is requesting leather and jewelry for Christmas while Lady M Swann is hoping for "pleasers".  But if you're a listener and not interested in serving the ladies (fine.) drop a review for them wherever you're listening to them.  The ladies decide that Vanilla's are far weirder than kink. Get rid of your pirattitude. Should you speak up? YES YOU SHOULD.  Punishment for Shade Queen's Slave is decided and handed down by the ladies who previously thought his last fuck up was the last fuck up but apparently not. So now he'll be gathering nettles for his nuts and chafing for the holidays...not to mention buying Shade dinner and a bottle of wine to calm her nerves after this shit.  Topics include: Kink BNB...lovesense apps...slave service and this week's strain of the week is BRUCE BANNER.  Shade Queen's Instagram: www.instagram.com/@DarkShadeQueen Lady M Swann: www.ladymswann.co.uk #munch #shadequeen #ladymswann #kinky #fetish #bdsmcommunity #dominant #slaves #slave #FemaleSupremacy #apps #fetlife #BDSM #garbagefire #service #punishment #piratesex #420friendly #findom #strainoftheweek #straingame

    Slave Roll Call

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 116:21


    Shade Queen and Lady M (formally Lily Bongwater), are proud to introduce Shades new slave "Grey Worm" in this very raw and rare peek into her private service. Shade Queen gets honest (perhaps too honest) about a recent breakup, a psycho chick (not the same person) at a bar, running three businesses, and dismissal.  Email: DarkShadeQueen@gmail.com Get a taste for what a real slave in the Queen's service has to say about his position.  White 99 is this weeks strain of the week.  While Lady M has no time for new slaves Shade Queen is taking applications (as is Grey Worm on her behalf) for fresh meat.  MUST BE LOCAL (South Florida). Requirements vary.  Join Shade Queen on her private instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darkshadequeen Shade Queen's Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3V7PS2CKMCM07?ref_=wl_share   If you would like to join the ladies in the group click here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ TIP THE LADIES: https://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies #bdsm #kinky #dominatrix #service #shadequeen #greyworm #ladym #fetish #white99 #sissymaid

    Her-A-Cane

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2019 62:32


    Show notes to follow.  Follow Shade Queen on insta: @DarkShadeQueen Follow Lily Bongwater on insta: @DianaLavish Check out our group by searching for DADDY ISSUEZ on Facebook to interact with the ladies and get in on allll the kinky details...  #bdsm #kink #podcasting #kinky #fetish #explicitcontent #comedy #darkcomedy #ShadeQueen #LilyBongwater #fetishcommunity #ddlg #dominatrix #dominatrixes #relationshipadvice #submissive

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    Weird Kinks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 83:27


    Weird Kinks and Fetishes You wrote us and Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater respond on air! Be sure to send your emails into the ladies on all things related to relationships, BDSM, Kink, Cannabis Strains, and crazy topic suggestions here: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are going to answer your emails and they’ll share some lesser known kinks and what they are. If you are a “bronie”, "mechanos", or one of the “furrs” then this is the show for you. Do you have a great idea for a podcast? Perhaps you already have a podcast and you’re getting overwhelmed with editing or want to freshen up your show to grow your audience. Wherever you are in your podcasting journey Endeavor has you covered. With innovative strategies to help you reach the goals you envision for your show. If you are ready to grow your audience, monetize, need coaching, or start up services to take your show from concept to creation you should head over to www.EndeavorPodcastSolutions.com Podcasting simplified. Sponsored By Endeavor Podcast Solutions Instagram Follow: @endeavorpodcastsolutions

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    Learn Your Place

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 92:49


    This week the ladies are back and Shade Queen is ready to Chik-fil-a this bish and shade is ready to teach someone a lesson. Tune in to find out why she’s still a fan of their food and totally is not the one to mess with when chicken nuggets and large Dr. Pepper’s are on the line. In case you’re curious these may be signs of a breakdown. Also Shade goes into a brief societal break and why she’s grieving the loss of a generation she never even experienced. Also? Fish condoms and heart shaped uterus make appearances. Lily explains why we don’t own anything. Kind of ruining the world secrets over here on Daddy Issuez. Peasants. What’s wrong and why we’re in a strange form of a monarchy that simply isn’t spoken of. The ladies give a shoutout to Lily’s new favorite listen: ATTENTION HORRORS Lily Bongwater shares her weekend that Shade is eager to hear about as will you be. Masochists, slaves, and Dominatrixes met last weekend in a play party that will make even the strongest men quiver and perhaps grab their balls. Strain of the Week: Afghan Moon offered in  Florida by Sunshine Cannabis. This and so much more on Daddy Issuez.   If you are a new or aspiring podcaster check out Endeavor Podcast Solutions. They offer podcast strategy, coaching, and production. Find out more at: www.endeavorpodcastsolutions.com Podcasting Simplified. !!!!!Tip the ladies!!!!!! www.paypal.me/tiptheladies #daddyissuez #comedy #chikfila #bdsm #masochist #sadist #dominatrix #bdsmcontent #bdsmpodcast

    Dismissed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 105:03


    This week on Daddy Issues   Dawsons Creek is dead but making fun of it is alive and well. Join the ladies this week before they break into song. Tom Cruise is on the chopping block for making Katie Holmes have a kid without a single sound in a super creepy hospital-place.   “I didn’t know I was pregnant!” “Yep you sure are in labor!” Birth stories as told by Daddy Issuez… Lily Bongwater uses her napping super power to deliver her kid. Shade Queen insists rich white men are getting out of control with their self righteous attitudes. The ladies examine what the gripe of the month is in the South Florida area and why yet again Florida is stupid for not realizing this is a national issue not a local one. Homeless people have no accommodations but tell that to the dude whose parking space was stolen blaming them anyway.   The E network warrants a short rehab and release program into the general populous. The ladies take the gloves off over pro choice pro life discussion. Of course this leads to a disturbance in the force. Lily Bongwater flips the logic on the illogical  and explains why people suck for justifying putting children in cages. “ask them if they think it’s okay for children to be kept in cages” “fake news” Lily drops the anvil on the situation and Shade is right behind her.   “The Lucifer Effect” The Stanford Prison Experiment Abu Grave (inmates were abused and mistreated) Lily shares what the world would be like if she were in charge, no borders and she isn’t anti-gun as Shade initially assumed. 1850 - arkansas with a beach Shade Queen offers a suggestion for the class- Sword fights. Lily Bongwater dismisses her “lady in waiting” and explains the differences between “slave” and “submissive” in the BDSM community. Super Silver Haze is the strain of the week and the ladies are stoked about sharing all the details about this euphoric but very chill medical strain. Which leads to what else? WEED CAMP. Yes people, this IS a thing. The ladies want them to sponsor a trip for them to go and feature their THC infused excursion on air (with you guys).   Shade Queen recovers and is back to being a badass with several rant worthy topics.   This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Love them? Rate and Review them wherever you’re listening to them. Tip the ladies here: www.paypal.me/tiptheladies   Sponsored by Endeavor Podcast Solutions. Whether you need help creating your first podcast or have a show and need a professional podcast editor, choose Endeavor. Click below to learn more. www.endeavorpodcastsolutions.com   #bdsm #podcastproduction #podcasttop50 #notyourgirlfriend #donate #lilybongwater #shadequeen #bdsm #weedcamp #richwhitedudes #horses #podcasteditor #submissive #dominant

    Excuse Doms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 76:56


    This week on Daddy Issuez Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater are sharing the latest news. Lily talks about her lady in waiting and the advantages of finding a Sissy for Shade. Updates on what these two have been up to and the big topic of the day...EXCUSE DOMS. The ladies offer some "subbie support" to submissives out there in the BDSM community who may feel "lost" or overlooked lately. Lily tells Shade how to tell if someone has a legitimate excuse and when they're playing you. This and a brand new Strain of the Week! #daddyissuez #shadequeen #lilybongwater #strainoftheweek #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #bdsm #fetish #dominant #excusedoms #domme #dominants #submissive

    Burn The Village

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 102:18


    In this episode Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater cannot contain themselves... Shade opens with what a Dominant should never have to ask and why and Lily shares her version of selfie woman vs. panther. Harambe did it first. Someone tried (horribly) to rip off our show and failed. A purge begins in Shade Queen's life this week that is a turning point in her friendships going forward with Lily's full support as you would expect.   Kink in the news emerges thanks to a shady Lyft driver and as usual nothing will stop these two Dominatrixes now. Get ready.

    The TEA Is Served

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 68:56


    This week on Daddy Issuez Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater are all about the tea. Sharing some unfortunate but fair warnings to ladies everywhere. Before you think you know someone, you might want to hear Shade’s story this week about one very selfish dude who can’t say no to himself…or anyone. Lily shares kink in the news and is sure to share Strain of the week which is Animal Cookies! Perfect for all the “littles” in the bdsm community who love to smoke. We refuse to give the goods of the episode away but agree this is one of our favorite episodes yet. Enjoy. We do. #daddyissuez #bdsm #kink #shadequeen #lilybongwater #tea #misunderstandingfriday Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark   Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air.

    Mistake Cake

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2019 69:37


    This week on Daddy Issuez plans for house vindicta are unveiled by Lady M Swann and slave limits are discussed. Shade Queen bakes her first mistake cake but her wife is ready to console her because this show is about nothing if it is not about polishing a turd from time to time. A listener submits a Cobain Correction to a prior report they made. Thanks for the truth bomb Chainlovr439!! Kink in the News this week is about men and women with disabilities taking sexy pictures. Join the hashtag: #disabledpeoplearehot Shade Queen will be submitting her photo this week and shares some of her modeling plans for the upcoming year. For bookings please contact her at: daddyissuezshow@gmail.com Shade’s kink in the news is YouTube related. She will be pulling the show from their server as a result. Another listener sends us an update about her partner who she suspected was “pulling away” from her. Strain of the week is on hold this week but Apocalypse Watch is BACK. India and Pakistan are also super pissed to going off on one another. Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air. #daddyissuez #ShadeQueen #LilyBongwater #kink #fetish #kinky #sexworkers #awareness #kinkinthenews #apocalypsewatch #funny #comedy #radio #podcasts #podcast #podcasting 

    Not Your Girlfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 107:18


    This week on Daddy Issuez the ladies are full of- content. Topics will include: Submissive/Slave manners, Why Shade is so unlucky, Liam Neeson, Vampire Facials, Temperature play, and creepy Uber policy changes. Sub manners. Listener submits a question about butt plugs and which the ladies prefer and why. #notyourgirlfriend UBER SUCKS and are profiling and opening the door for super creepy behavior. shade reads a creepy uber driver the riot act. Vagazzle accidents happen, and a listener writes in and shares their story which we hope is meant to be a comedy- The ladies discuss Shade’s new gold standard of how to pick a man if you’re a bisexual woman. Strain of the week returns. A mythical strain of Chuck Norris vs. the winner of Strain of the Week “Berry Sanders” get ready for this blueberry flavored warm head-high. Got migraines? Now you don’t. You’re welcome. A strain for the people out of Michigan. A listener writes in and asks if the ladies have a butt plug preference. Thanks “Anonymous Her” ! Kink in the News: Uber gets weird. Let the blacklist nominations begin. Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater put out an audio APB for the perfect “show slave” feel free to apply. A short discussion of Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee which ends in a bit of cinema trivia. Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the ladies instagrams by following them: Shade Queen: @ShadeQueen2019 Lily Bongwater: @LegionAfterDark Email us at: DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com If you love us, share a 5 star rating wherever you listen to us and if it’s iTunes, leave us a review! We’ll read it on air.

    Kink In The News

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 82:41


    This week Shade Queen and Lily Bongwater share kink related stories in this week's news, which leads to a rant or two.  Lily debuts her new fetish photos which can be found on her new Instagram account @ladymswann or on Shade's because she shamelessly plugs her work wife's digital life @ShadeQueen2019. So go follow them.  Injustices and discussion of treating those in the sex industry as "less than" ensues. Lily also explains why your vagina is sad and you should consider giving it the attention it deserves. To help Mistress Lady Tess check this out: https://www.pscp.tv/w/1PlJQyQllokJE?t=1m18s&fbclid=IwAR2d-t1sjkdO7_CsOqVKFLgb95XrlLhdz-MPRUpSOOZkcZjpNRlQTG_V3mY The ladies discuss what it's like to get a bomb dropped in your relationship: when your partner comes clean with something you never saw coming. Has this happened to you? Shade makes a bet with an old rich eccentric dude with a humiliation complex and intends to give Lily the spoils of war. This and several interruptions are snapped, clapped, and overcome by these two relentless Dominatrix's with a mic in their hands. Game on slaves. So sit down. Press Play. Listen. Rate. Then send a tribute to http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies   #bdsm #podcasting #podcast #relationships #daddyissuez #kinky #fetish #findom #dominatrix 

    New Year. New Season. Get Spanked. S2 Ep.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 100:43


    A brand new vibe to a brand new season. Don't worry, spankings are still included, but they will be dishing them out. Lily Bongwater is training under a pro Dominatrix to begin offering her own sessions and Shade Queen is insulting rich men for pay and they are loving every second of it.  As it turns out, every fetish has a home here and while they remain light hearted and have a rant at the ready-- these two will have you on your knees. This week: Shade Queen refuses to work for once while Lily absorbs her newfound FemDom knowledge at a killer rate. Shade goes for an interview. Lily wants to know if Strain of the Week should stay or go, vote on Shade's NEW Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/shadequeen2019 Tip the ladies: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/DarkShadeQueen1 #podcast #daddyissuez #shadequeen #lilybongwater #findom #fetish #bdsm #sex #relationships 

    Three Ladies with Daddy Issuez

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 85:14


    In this episode Shade Queen Lily Bongwater and Laura the Hoe Slayer return with how to "find a husband" tips from the 1950's. Stand back ladies, nobody at this table can take this shit seriously... As you may have already expected, these three revise the list to how to ditch a dude and how to find a dick, an updated guide just in time for your holiday man-shopping. Shade however will not be joining you on your quest to find Mr. Perfect. Instead, she has had some epiphanies of her own like why she isn't suited for your shit. And then she compares notes with Laura the Hoe Slayer and Lily of course, has the perfect solution to how to find the guy of your dreams- find someone to be boring with or marry your stalker. The Hoe Slayer outlines a sure fire way to get a job... Strain of the week is Star Dog and what a hefty hammer it will slam on your indica loving head...if it's the right batch, enjoy that 10 hour nap you're about to take.  #daddyissuez #shadequeen #lilybongwater #laurathehoeslayer #dogwalker #bdsm #love #damagedgoodsnetwork #relationships #relationshipfail #nope #obituaries #1950s #datingdonts #podcast #podcasting #oldschool #kinky #funny

    Reunification: Shade Queen & Lily Bongwater

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 71:03


    The ladies are back and there have been some changes.  Lily shares why she's been off and on the run while Shade cuddles her and obsesses over how cute she is now that she has her on screen.  Lets roll down the topics shall we? Lily talks about a ghost boner. Shade Queen passes out a Savage Award to who she believes to be the Queen Savage of all females.   Lily springs on Shade she's the new keeper of the Strain of the Week until further notice. This rolls them right into Jack Herrer a fine uplifting Sativa strain that will make your boss palatable.  Donate to their cause here:  http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies #daddyissuez #podcast #podcasting #funny #trump #ShadeQueen #LilyBongwater #TinyRed #bdsm #strainoftheweek #cuddles #jackherrer #420friendly #savage #relationship

    Daddy Issuez is Funny How?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 46:49


    On this episode Shade Queen assumes she's lost in the dark like little red riding in the hood...but what's that? A GUEST? Shade gets the real from an Irish guy living in Poland recording a Comedian Podcast profiling Comedians in Ireland.  Got that? As usual, she has to get some male insight. She basically at this point just needs attention and it's getting sad with Lily gone and is looking for a nice gentlemen to fill the void until her wife gets back. Cool? And if you're curious she even tells you who her perfect dude is. Taking applications now if you're not an ass. Must meet criteria found within this podcast. Oh don't forget---Tip the ladies here: http://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out Spud Murphy's special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af4nAFr3O_w&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2L1iXjR2a5JMQGk4IHliq3rFgs50N8myyYW-YWlQbuYmC7WddMkqq3_NM #daddyissuez #shadequeen #spudmurphy #poland #guest #lilybongwater #tinyred #perfectguy #podcast #damagedgoodsnetwork #funny #funnyhow #bdsm #irish #poland 

    Cults, Strains, and DMs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 109:30


    On this episode Shade is joined by Steve from Baked and Awake which you can find right here on our network: www.damagedgoodsinc.com or on your favorite podcast app.  In their attempt to find some common ground that isn't bud- they found a mutual love of cults and conspiracies and together they share their findings on the NXIVM Cult the Gorilla Glue #4 name drama and Lake of Fire...a strain you may not know. Shade and Steve have a great time finding out why this, Landmark JNESS, and DOS are a giant mistake and you should never have joined... This and so much more...and don't forget to tip the ladies here: https://www.paypal.me/tiptheladies   #NXIVM #Vangard #DOS #JNESS #DaddyIssuez #BakedandAwake #Steve #Shade #funny #podcast #cults #cult #GG4 #420friendly #listen #bdsm #conspiracies #conspiracy #mystery #gorillaglue #comedy

    Daddy Issuez - Witches, BDSM, Zombies, and Explosions - 022

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 84:54


    In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater share all the dirty details on our best kept secrets and misnomers about the BDSM lifestyle, Witches, and how we almost died (apocalypse watch). The ladies compare texts and DMs between vanillas and chocolates and share relationship and breakup advice from a woman's perspective. As usual the ladies are discussing the Strain of the Week (JILLY BEAN) and how it is the perfect blend of mango and pineapple and you need to snag it from your dispensary RIGHT NOW. Shoutout to Steve from our network friend who has the epic podcast Baked and Awake which you can find here: Spotify: Baked and Awake Be sure to tip the ladies here: Tip the Ladies of Daddy Issuez And as always check out all our other dirty secrets and other shows from the Damaged Goods Network here: www.damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #BDSM #kink #podcast #radio #listen #download #zombies #apocalypsewatch #strainoftheweek #bakedandawake #witches #paganism #ShadeRant #breakingup #breakups #relationships #bdsmcommunity #dominant #submissive #subspace #domspace #comedy #funny #damagedgoodsnetwork #explosions

    Daddy Issuez - Bus Build, Incels, and Free Range Parenting - 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 130:46


    In this episode Shade & Lily go in on topics including Lily's new bus, why Nazi's are still not in season, incels, and free range parenting.  Shade is now afraid to fly, but is outdone by some kids who are barely off the boob and have no issue riding the New York City subway.  Lily takes a break for a cereal bar, and they compare parenting plans and discuss the benefits of offering their kids options rather than restriction.  As always the chaos ensues, but the fun begins the moment you press play. Click. Play. Obsess.  #daddyissuez #comedy #funny #podcast #listen #download #bdsm #unitedflight #strainoftheweek #bus #construction #show #radio #entertainment #Shade #LilyBongwater #HardKnox #damagedgoodsnetwork http://www.damagedgoodsinc.com

    Daddy Issuez has Double Taps and Drunk Discussions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 133:40


    This week Shade and Lily introduce "the double tap" to Daddy Issuez along with a new drunk friend who loves blue jays or something...they can't remember because he's Canadian and that they DO remember. In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies crash into this very nice unsuspecting Canadian and corner him on topics such as ohmibod, his name (Ocho), crashing a recording in New York, why Canada is still better than everywhere and mercilessly beg for tips at: paypal.me/tiptheladies #shade #lilybongwater #hardknox #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #blackbagging #bdsm #play #prey #podcast #podcasting #radio #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit #ohmibod #sextoy #podcast #drunkddiscussions #tiptheladies  This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

    Daddy Issuez Gets Baked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 104:20


    In this episode Shade & Lily decide to invite a fellow 420 enthusiast to the show from our very own Damaged Goods Network.  Steve from the Baked and Awake Podcast fearless in his attempt to figure out these two, ventures into discussions over broken dreams, 'black bagging a clay', only to wind down with a guest edition of Strain of the Week to dazzle you with a home grown but superb strain that you'll be requesting at your next dispensary stop. #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #blackbagging #bdsm #play #prey #podcast #podcasting #radio #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

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    Girl on Girl on Girl Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2018 61:51


    Points for Sisterhood…the estrogen is strong with this episode. Featuring Laura Daddy Issuez very own Hoe Slayer. Watch out it smells like Sephora and buttoned up orgies in here. Enter Laura ‘the hoeslayer’ a vision of blonde and good judgment decides to join Shade & Lily Bongwater on their weekly shenanigans. But when they begin swapping stories, Laura throws down with the friendliest of accidental orgies as only a Brit can with a dude named Monkey (why is this okay?).  Shade shares a faintly remembered tale of Dallas cops, scavenger hunts (but she doesn't know what they're called...), and Valentines Day regret. Which kicks off a lovely jog down memory lane for her beloved Lily Bongwater. Tip the ladies here: paypal.me/tiptheladies Check out the rest of the dysfunctional family here, plenty of entertaining shows to keep you busy and your podcast playlist full.  www.damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez #laurathehoeslayer #shade #lilybongwater #hardknox #funny #entertainment #sexy #listen #podcast #podcasting #sephora #orgies #stories #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #needlesstosaypodcast #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #cuzflorida #play #prey #bdsm #comedy #businesstime

    A Belated Canada Day Eh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2018 81:48


    In this episode the ladies celebrate one of their first holidays as a show together Canada Day. Why? Because there is so much to love. So much in fact, Lily Bongwater wrote a love letter to this fucking legend.  In true Daddy Issuez form the ladies find the little things, the unnecessary things, and the downright nasty things you didn't know you needed to. From Sour Toe Cocktails, to a frozen tundra with a dude who will break in, journal, and feed the horses (friendly eh?) Canada simply has it all. What more could these two ask for in a country? How about admission? Lily ponders the non exiting stowaway strategy while Shade tries to play it straight with customs and a real job like becoming a mounty.   Relentless in their pursuit of finding favor with the great gods of Canadia...er- Canada...Go Leafs! They find their favorite laws, crazy canadian stories, love for hockey and what North Korea is doing with micro breweries these days. #sourtoecocktail #unsolvedcanadianmysteries #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #ohcanada #canadaday #journal #friendlycanadian #canadian #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

    Triggered Yet Informative - Daddy Issuez - 016

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 120:04


    In this episode the ladies refuse to address the fact they're delayed on their release (as most women do) but come in with a fun filled episode of all the goodies you've come to expect. Shade and Lily Bongwater both had a rough week and want you to engage with the masters of disaster as they unpack their lives with you in the room. Without warning (beyond the title), they drop their rants about how they were triggered but keep balance within the force by excavating completely random facts and Bongwater makes a case for being kidnapped and why it's on her bucket list. A trigger for Shade. That's right, they're officially triggering one another, what could possibly go wrong? Haha, just kidding. You should be so lucky to offend their epic audio love affair. Bongwater goes back to work and has a side gig life modeling and shares it on air with Shade who is off to do a photoshoot in NYC.  Then things wind down and they talk about the reality of how the past can impact the future and get vulnerable with you. But stuff em' in the bag and press play because they need the downloads.   Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

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    Technical Difficulties - Daddy Issuez - 015

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2018 127:41


    Technical Difficulties On this episode of Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater commiserate on the loss of their beloved audio which was purged by the universe and will never see airtime. Nevertheless- they take their time with you. Bongwater bestows the hardest sex quiz ever on Shade and she lays backs and takes it without argument. Beta Testing is the newest show to join the Damaged Goods Network hosted by Matt and Shade who shares the news with you and the wife giving you the inside scoop on what you can look forward to. Check out the ladies on their recent appearance on My Worst Holiday and the ladies recap their first guest spot off-network. Shade and Lily compare sexual preferences and talk dirty about boundaries. Then Shade shares the experience of a chick from the past. Then why chicks should think it through before settling. Dick warlocks are a thing. As you would expect, the ladies swap stories, dramas, and close it all out with another naughty bed time story written by Rick Shroeder to wind down and warm up your evening. This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

    One Night Stand - Daddy Issuez - 014

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 134:20


    In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater swap one night stand stories…Shade shares an endeavor where she threw down with a good looking Berlin Syndrome fan and finds out (like we all do), too late that pretty means “pretty crazy”. Not to be left out or outdone, teddy bears are thrown into the mix and what else would they want to be tipped with anyway? Voo Doo dolls, gold bricks, and chocolate. Easy enough. Shade reveals her dessert weakness… And back to the man of the hour…Houdini who came to down to play with Bongwater…twice. The carnival leaves…but returns for repeat business- time.   Quiz time means only one thing, disappointment in the bedroom for the vanilla readers who think foreplay is x-rated behavior. Shade offers some life advice. Cosmo tells the ladies how to celebrate a man’s birthday…and they are unimpressed. Lack luster. So they submit their own ideas as to how they would impress their partner sexually for their birthday cake.   Dick cleanliness and emotional barriers. This and so much more on our newest episode of Daddy Issuez. Check out our network and the other epic shows found at the Damaged Goods Network: https://www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Also check out Steve our newest friend in the podcast world and you can find out about his podcast Baked and Awake here: http://bakedandawake.com/ Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #DaddyIssuez #DGN #Shade #LilyBongwater #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #noexcuses #DamagedGoodsNetwork #BlueHairBetty #NEW #DamagedGoodsTheShow #ClaytimeintheBasement #BetaTesting #funny #comedy #ladies #podernfamily #podcastmafia #trypod #dark #naughty #nice #sexy #GoldenGod #sithlord #FireballJesus #download #play #subscribe #share #play #prey

    Blue Haired Betty - Daddy Issuez - 013

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2018 92:36


    In this episode Lily Bongwater is out of commission and down with a frightful broken finger utilizing the public health system in the U.K. and running herself mad trying to sit still. A blue haired angel (Blue Hair Betty) floats down to share her shining personality her fantastic skills and is the very FIRST female guest EVER to join Daddy Issuez! You can find her on Instagram: @carolinethecolorist (instagram for Blue Hair Betty) or catch her on the real side at: Salon Resta She’s a Hair Wizard.   Shade And Blue Haired Betty talk about about how to find your perfect gay man to hag for.  No drama, just goofy and met gala talk, no expectations… But this episode is anything but expected so hang on to the ride.

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    Inmates Running the Asylum - Daddy Issuez - 012

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2018 123:55


    In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater throw out the book and tell you to bend over. NEW guest, NEW show direction, and you're getting spanked. Lily & Shade introduce you to a very special man in their life- Ben. Who happens to be yet another dude since they can't get a single pair of tits to come and play with them on the show.  Changes! Strain of the week remains a pillar of the show and needs a sponsor (so does the network in case you're interested...) but the girls intro several new ones....Ask A Guy (and you can email us at DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com to send us questions to ask a Girl), Naughty Bedtime Stories, and Business Time for you to slide into.  Lily Bongwater & Ben regale us with their clandestine love story...then the three talk Alphas and Betas...and how Lily doesn't think they exist- except they do. You'll hear Shade break out with a random case of tourrette's syndrome.  The brownie point checks and balances are weighed so Lily is allowed heating during the winter months. A cosmo quiz is the most vanilla this show has ever been and the ladies make short work of it to turn what was meant to be hot, actually spicy enough to tempt you. Shade and Ben trade crazy female stories and leave it up to you on Patreon to decide whose story won. Where's the size dick you want to visit? Going on holiday for a lay? "Here's a list of tourist spots...find your hoes".... Finally the ladies are in your head and now that you're all hot and bothered, get ready for the show that spanks you back. Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #damagedgoodsnetwork #Shade #LilyBongwater #Ben #sexy #NEW #dick #bangback #betterwithyou #patreon #newshow #comedy #funny #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #podcast #trypod #podernfamily #podcasting #radio #voice #ladies #hot #alpha #beta #sponsors #DamagedGoods #GoldenGod #SithLord #FireballJesus #ClayTimeInTheBasement #ClayMiles #spank #bdsm #cuteandlittle #wifey #savage

    She Crazy Doh - Daddy Issuez - 010

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 116:44


    Shade and Lily Bongwater have a mellow episode, but don't be fooled...they still deliver the goods to the table. Lily tempts Shade with an on air BDSM test and not only does Shade agree you get to find out what's going on in that dark mind (or at least get a taste) and if you could be a match. Your favorite segments set the tone including Apocalypse Watch (because we're about to get nuked and stuff) so that nobody notices the FBI investigation about Senor Trumpelstiltskin... Bongwater throws a conspiracy theory into the mix and Shade demands a golf clap for her prophecy coming true. An unexpected NEW Strain of the Week, Fuck that Guy of the week? Bishop Kenneth Adkins from homophobe to pedophile. Lily almost dates a nut job. Shade throws a flag on the play and it turns out, the call was good. The ladies decide how to handle some unexpected information based on news based research. Shade vs. Mark round 8 ensues but he looks high as hell so it's hard to be mad for the lapse in emails... 

    Court is in Session - Daddy Issuez - 009

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 90:41


    In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back on track with all your favorite topics including Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, Champion of the Week, and a little something for the Sith Lord in response to accosting Shade on Damaged Goods. But before you think their shows have stopped Netflix & Chilling....we hate to disappoint but all is well. Blood in Blood out...blood everywhere. 

    You want this body? - Daddy Issuez - 007

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 86:09


    On this episode of Daddy Issuez: Shade and Lily start off their day in a fantastic mood which we all know cannot last for long. Shoutout to Boz from Little Podcast of Horrors ! Lily gives Shade the green light to discuss soft and hard limits. In the news we find out why homeless people are going to be forming the next militia. Shade loses her train of thought (several times) which is nothing out of the ordinary but Lily restores her to the conversation in one piece. Just in time to remind everyone that thanks to chemical dumping we’re all gonna have tails. The very first release of “Champion of the Week” graces the show but only to keep the balance for “Fuck that Corporation” (because one guy wasn't corrupt enough) and the proud new owner of Charles Manson’s corpse is announced after chilling for four months. People are weird. Shade goes for another round with Mark of “The Facebook”. Place your bets on who will win in the round of Shade vs. Mark. 

    Doomsday Preppin hater - Daddy Issuez - 006

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 113:37


    This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say “I don’t like music” are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater’s bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily’s “crazy Uncle”… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don’t give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade’s very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade’s body after she’s dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they’re for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she’s concealed it like a weapon but it’s time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol’ bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through. 

    Shots Fired - Daddy Issuez - 005

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 140:28


    Shade and Lily have their very first guest Andrew who does not disappoint…Nothing is off limits, there are no safe words and the first EVER sparring match breaks out on Daddy Issuez between the ladies and the Lord and High Master. Shifting gears Andrew shares his intentions to run for political office which, in essence means vote for Andrew 2020. Bongwater and Andrew make nice and Shade reminds them to give peace a chance and they graciously ask you to tip them. Check these ladies out: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow  

    Wrong Car Motherf***er - Daddy Issuez - 004

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 96:13


    In this episode Shade and Lily take aim. Shots fired...... Topics include a new strain of the week, our very first Shade's first car jacking experience, f**k that guy takes a turn for a leg sniffer and the world is still falling apart and you can hear why on Apocalypse Watch.

    Naming Names - Daddy Issuez - 011

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 58:32


    In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he’s being deposed in front of Congress… Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once. Sadly anti vaxxers are too “smart” for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his sword…which just has to be ridden with the newest pandora virus. Shade vs. Mark round 9… is on pause but that doesn’t mean the emails have ceased. #gimmemyaccount #freeShade The ladies compare their fight histories thereby landing their street cred. “I beat that ass…” -Lily Bongwater They wind down with Strain of the Week   Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network 

    The Beginning - Daddy Issuez - 001

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2018 76:37


    In this episode of Daddy Issuez you will meet your hosts Shade and Lily Bongwater as they begin their journey to slip into your ears and (hopefully) a permanent spot on your podcast subscription list. First up is a discussion about none other than medical marijuana then straight into Fuck that Guy where the ladies submit to you two nominations for two shitty parties and you can vote on which is worse. The ladies reach a crossroads and decide to tell you why the world is ending in Apocalypse Watch, can anyone say Pandora Virus? But Monkeys are actually going to be our patient zero, so enjoy that information while taking your kids to the zoo.  Strain of the Week becomes a fixture on the show and its a hit right off. Shout out to Gary Cooper from Coops Roots! Find his group here on Facebook: Coops Roots Alliance  The ladies chat about Gingerbread Edibles and how they taste like Christmas- if Granny was dope and on our level.  "God you're like Braveheart for weed..." -Shade Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network     

    Are You Delaware? - Daddy Issuez - 008

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2018 139:45


    Lily Bongwater surprises Shade on Daddy Issuez changing all she’s ever known about her favorite urban legend, but she couldn’t do it without Sam, a brave guest who shares a first hand account blowing Shade's mind. 

 In other news there are strange dudes in the woods, shout out to Cecil, who likely doesn’t have a computer (but just in case…).
Lily’s nuggets storm the place and we realize that the woods are a creepy place this day and age. 

 The trio wander into a world of paranormal stories, Shade challenges a Shade and channels Braveheart, unexpected confessions, and of course a good old fashion alien abduction as well as why they come to visit us. 

Bad movies, amazing horror movies, bad judgment and Shade shares her shame. What to do when a trucker offers you a ride… A general survival handbook. https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/
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    Happy Places - Daddy Issuez - 003

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2018 100:41


    Lily tells us about a therapeutic option for PTSD, but before you start thinking things are going to be depressing they begin describing their "happy places" and (spoiler alert....there's bounce houses).... True to form, they've got new nominations for "Fuck that Guy", news to share in Apocalypse Watch. The ladies talk about how their "Daddy"- THC, Head of the Damaged Goods Network- and el presidenté at Damaged Goods (look up their show, download it, subscribe, do the things....) stood them up but they remain loyal and in wait for the long awaited arrival of THC.

    Brexit or Scone? - Daddy Issuez - 002

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2018 87:31


    Shade and Lily Bongwater are back at it again... They run off on Brexit and its implications which Shade is just now grasping the gravity of. The scone argument which may end in civil war... Apocalypse Watch has the girls running straight into slutty std monkeys and talking pandora virus theories. Let them coax your ears into disaster and uncensored humor that becomes your new guilty pleasure.

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