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Baked and Awake Episode 062 03 December 2018 Intro-Disclaimer-Newsbrief-DGN Welcome once again to my weekly, self directed psychotherapy session, the Baked and Awake podcast. Today is December 3rd 2018, and this is our 62nd episode of the show. (Thanks, Disclaimer about pot and where new listeners can find me on DGN, email, etc). Some of my more savvy podcast listeners may have taken note today of an announcement that preceded the show itself- that being a robotic voice informing you that Baked and Awake is now a proud member of the Dark Myths Collective. Please note that this in no way affects our affiliation with our friends and co creators at the Damaged Goods Network! Baked and Awake will continue to support and collaborate with talented friends from Damaged Goods the Show, Daddy Issuez, Needless To Say, and Claytime in the Basement. Fortunately for Yours truly, my family at DGN supports what I/We do here at Baked and Awake unconditionally, and welcomes the added cache and potential collaborative horsepower that becoming involved with a small but industrious family of high test Creators like the people at Darkmyths.org. From before I ever pressed record on the first episode of this show, I was listening to several podcasts from the Dark Myths Collective. I found Dark Myths after about a year of podcast listening, having cut my teeth on Rogan, Carlin, Serial, and a number of other more or less mainstream podcasts. As I listened to more and more shows, and branched out, I found that there existed an entire realm of Independently produced shows that featured compelling voices weaving rich tales, and asking penetrating questions of the sort that I live for. Here and there, and with increasing frequency- I heard a catchy intro voice. Sometimes robotic, sometimes in faintly sultry feminine tones, that “this podcast is part of the Dark Myths Collective…” and finishing with the somehow inviting, “the darkness awaits”.. Well, I can tell you, I was hooked. From absolute staples of my listening rotation such as The Eastern Border, History on Fire, The Conspirators, and The Secret Transmission Podcast- none of whom I can go without listening to every new episode of the moment they come out- to amazing newer shows like Martyr Made, a history podcast in the finest tradition of Hardcore History. Speaking of History, there is the extremely well done History of Pirates Podcast, The Chilling and addictive Southern Grimoire, the amazing Strange Matters Podcast, and more. Honestly- I’m barely scratching the surface of a group that is diverse, uniformly excellent, and to a one- “touched by darkness”. As such, it was my distinct honor to find a favorable response from my closest (indeed ONLY) inside man over at Dark Myths when I recently screwed up my courage to inquire as to how to apply for membership. Fellow Podcast Builder Kristaps Andrejsons- host of the Extremely High Quality show The Eastern Border (Very entertaining Cold War History from the perspective of an Eastern European Historian), long time member of the Collective, very generously “sponsored” me, facilitating a swift introduction, and ultimately induction to the collective in just a matter of days. As you can probably tell from the time we are spending on this here, and my voice- I was stoked to say the least. “But, what’s it all mean, Steve? You selling out already? You’re not even popular!” Easy now! That last shot was a little below the belt don’t you think? We have hundreds, thousands of downloads even! Here I’ll switch to a listicle format to shorten up my notes, and multiply the number of “Umms” and “ahhh’s” I’ll have to edit out later. Great fun, that part let me tellya. So- no I’m not selling out. I own my work and we, together decide the direction that the show will take. DGN and DMC respectively are here to support me/us in our mission, as I in turn support them in the shared goals of growing, through meaningful collaborations both on the mic and behind the scenes. What can you expect? Also known as “how many “commercials” are you going to have now, Steve? Ummmm, first, they’re not commercials. Promos for other shows, yes- of course. That’s how we discover new podcasts, right? I mean, what kind of psychopath actually uses the search function in their fave podcast app for anything other than inputting the name of a podcast someone, somewhere- told you to listen to? That’s what I thought. So, yes- more of that and probably frequently- they will be members of DGN, DMC, and let’s not forget all my friends in the PBL, or Podcast Builders League (Find us on Facebook and Twitter!) As our little Podcast Cabal grows and forms, like Voltron- into a force to be recokoned with, I find myself ever critical of my podcast. From its overall sound (background buzz, anyone?), to the length of shows, to the depth of research that we do- I’m looking to up the quality across the board. To that end, I’ll soon be transitioning from a usb Mixer to a Digital Audio Interface, and I hope that I can finally tune out some of the very annoying to me, so I’m sure it must be bothersome to YOU- buzz that I have the hardest time getting away from now, and that causes me to be forced at times to add even more compression or other editing wizardry to the shows than I want to. That, or be forced to constantly mask persistent background noise with music- and as much as I love having the music of our talented friend Antti Luode, (Listen to him on Spotify today!), I sometimes would just as soon sit here quietly and talk with you with nothing between us but the air.. So, that’s most of the personal updates I can think of for now. Josh Kinkaid is busy pulling in Cannabis Industry field reports for us as we speak here in the local area, and will be venturing into the Great White North next week for a Canadian Event that looks really interesting as well, so we have that to look forward to very soon. I’m going to give you all a bit of a mini episode here today, in the form of an introduction to my new Alexa Skill- The Baked and Awake News Brief However- Before I leave you, let me assure you that the next few episodes of this podcast will be light on Cannabis news and H E A V Y on weirdness. Uhhhhhh, how do I give you a taste or a hint without ruining your dinner? How about start with checking out the New Earth channel on Youtube. Just watch any of their videos. Take a deep breath though and get used to the thick accents. Pretend this is your beloved, long lost relative, and that this is a message from them of utmost importance. I find that helps a little. You can also speed them up to maybe 1.25x speed, and it actually sounds a little more natural, imo. Other Youtube searches and the resultant docs that have had my head in a twist, to say the least: Great Tartaria, The Mud Flood, Soft Rocks/Living Rocks, and Star Forts… This is Electric Universe, Purple Dawn level type stuff here guys, at least to me. I don’t know what to think of it all yet, but I can’t get enough of it, it all connects, and we have more than enough to talk about here to go for literally MONTHS- so yeah. Bear with me, hit me up on Instagram, @baked_and_awake, email me at talktous@bakedandawake.com, and visit my own website for notes on this show and to easily also access all the News Briefs and their respective notes as well. To my patreon Supporters: As always thank you and I DID see that message from you, Derek. To answer your question, you’re right- it’s setup to pay me/charge you only when I make a Patron only post, and yes, I’ve yet to do that. You CAN indeed support me directly actually, and cut out the patreon middle men- by visiting bakedandawake.com and smashing that donate button on Paypal anytime. I think you can specify friends and family, and we save the fees there too. Thanks for messaging me about that, DK, I appreciate you and all my backers so so much, it’s hard to even tell you really. Humbling. Anyhow, today’s short, sweet, Baked and Awake News Brief is built from the ground up for a voice first experience and designed to be enabled on your Alexa Powered Haunted Speakers of all shapes and Sizes. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I will bring you a concise (Sub 5 minute) report summarizing some interesting Cannabis or “Conspiracy/Wokeland” fact or story, powered mostly by a variety of Google Alerts, and my daily scouring of the less respectable nooks and crannies of the web. What’s that I hear you muttering as I talk? Alexa this alexa that- Oh... You have one of the other, like 1% of so called Smart Speakers out there? Well- great. Good for you. Just search for the Baked and Awake News Brief like you would any other podcast (Because surprise- underneath it all it’s just another rss feed!) and you can listen to it on your Googly Home, or your Nest Hub, or your internet connected dishwasher- I’m not here to tell you how to get it- just get it! After you’ve listened to the News Brief, do me a favor and enable it on the nearest smart speaker to you, whether that’s in the office, your friend’s house, or on the kiosk models down at the Mall- it won’t play unless you ask it to, and the subscription stays active forever unless someone goes in and disables it. Thanks for the help, my Street Team! OK I hope you enjoy your taste of the News Brief, and really, be looking forward to our upcoming deep dive into that weirdest new area of the conspiracy web I have found in maybe- ever! 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Baked and Awake Episode 46 June 27th 2018 “Gardening as Therapy Against Pervasive Mass Surveillance” Opening Disclaimers: -We smoke weed on the show -Most of the so called conspiracies I cover aren’t really conspiracies Episode 46. Really? SOTW: N/A- Smoking Blueberry Headband (again) from my Tacoma WA indoor Garden, Smooth Sailing Cannabis because I can. Garden Update: -Pests -Plants (tomatoes, cucumbers, beds vs planters) -Mulch and Soil -Greenhouse exhaust fan -Baby Chicks -Bees Swarmed (!!) Awake: Cory of the From The Canopy Podcast provided us a story about how Deepfake videos are becoming indistinguishable from reality.. https://theintercept.com/2018/06/25/interpol-voice-identification-database/ Featured Podcast Spot: Off Colored Discussions Podcast Facial Recognition Software is not ready for use by Law Enforcement FDA Approves first Marijuana derived drug for Epileptic Patients- (PAYWALLED) FDA Approves first CBD oil for treating Epilepsy Baked and Awake Smokin’ Tokens (!!!) Explain and Thank Damon Oly aka Oly Demon (Insta) for his fine craftsmanship and the creation of these amazing, durable souvenirs. Remember to check out my friend’s shows over at the Damaged Goods Network! Between Damaged Goods the Show, Daddy Issuez, Claytime, Beta Testing, and now, Needless to Say- you’ve got loads of fantastic and entertaining listening waiting for you right now! So if this two hour Smokefest wasn’t enough for you, and you’re ready to cut loose with some real Kooks, get on over to the Damaged Goods Network today, and tell em Steve sent ya. NEXT EPISODE: A Return to The Electric Universe Theory, and more on Saturn Theory and other alternate explanations for the origins of Humanity. Peep our Gardening, Beekeeping, and Homesteading content at @bluebirdfarms on Instagram! The Sentencing Project NORML Website: www.bakedandawake.com Email: talktous@bakedandawake Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/ Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake) Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/ Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez @daddyissuezshow #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #damagedgoodsnetwork #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow @damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement @claymiles #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #new Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com
Shade and Lily Bongwater have a mellow episode, but don't be fooled...they still deliver the goods to the table. Lily tempts Shade with an on air BDSM test and not only does Shade agree you get to find out what's going on in that dark mind (or at least get a taste) and if you could be a match. Your favorite segments set the tone including Apocalypse Watch (because we're about to get nuked and stuff) so that nobody notices the FBI investigation about Senor Trumpelstiltskin... Bongwater throws a conspiracy theory into the mix and Shade demands a golf clap for her prophecy coming true. An unexpected NEW Strain of the Week, Fuck that Guy of the week? Bishop Kenneth Adkins from homophobe to pedophile. Lily almost dates a nut job. Shade throws a flag on the play and it turns out, the call was good. The ladies decide how to handle some unexpected information based on news based research. Shade vs. Mark round 8 ensues but he looks high as hell so it's hard to be mad for the lapse in emails...
In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back on track with all your favorite topics including Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, Champion of the Week, and a little something for the Sith Lord in response to accosting Shade on Damaged Goods. But before you think their shows have stopped Netflix & Chilling....we hate to disappoint but all is well. Blood in Blood out...blood everywhere.
On this episode of Daddy Issuez: Shade and Lily start off their day in a fantastic mood which we all know cannot last for long. Shoutout to Boz from Little Podcast of Horrors ! Lily gives Shade the green light to discuss soft and hard limits. In the news we find out why homeless people are going to be forming the next militia. Shade loses her train of thought (several times) which is nothing out of the ordinary but Lily restores her to the conversation in one piece. Just in time to remind everyone that thanks to chemical dumping we’re all gonna have tails. The very first release of “Champion of the Week” graces the show but only to keep the balance for “Fuck that Corporation” (because one guy wasn't corrupt enough) and the proud new owner of Charles Manson’s corpse is announced after chilling for four months. People are weird. Shade goes for another round with Mark of “The Facebook”. Place your bets on who will win in the round of Shade vs. Mark.
This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say “I don’t like music” are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater’s bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily’s “crazy Uncle”… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don’t give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade’s very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade’s body after she’s dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they’re for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she’s concealed it like a weapon but it’s time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol’ bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through.
Shade and Lily have their very first guest Andrew who does not disappoint…Nothing is off limits, there are no safe words and the first EVER sparring match breaks out on Daddy Issuez between the ladies and the Lord and High Master. Shifting gears Andrew shares his intentions to run for political office which, in essence means vote for Andrew 2020. Bongwater and Andrew make nice and Shade reminds them to give peace a chance and they graciously ask you to tip them. Check these ladies out: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow
In this episode Shade and Lily take aim. Shots fired...... Topics include a new strain of the week, our very first Shade's first car jacking experience, f**k that guy takes a turn for a leg sniffer and the world is still falling apart and you can hear why on Apocalypse Watch.
In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he’s being deposed in front of Congress… Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once. Sadly anti vaxxers are too “smart” for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his sword…which just has to be ridden with the newest pandora virus. Shade vs. Mark round 9… is on pause but that doesn’t mean the emails have ceased. #gimmemyaccount #freeShade The ladies compare their fight histories thereby landing their street cred. “I beat that ass…” -Lily Bongwater They wind down with Strain of the Week Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network
This week on Damaged Goods... The Boys celebrate their favorite holiday and the fact that there are no guests this week. Matter of fact it seems like they took the week off. But you'll listen and love it anyway. Just days before their filming The Soul of The Machine Fireball reveals he will not be part of the project. Leaving more of the spotlight for the Golden God. Sith has breaking news about new porn he's just discovered and nobody cares because audio from our appearance on ABCD-Bagz podcast has surfaced. All this plus Prince is dead, Sith has work, and there's smoke in the air. Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable, Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses Damaged Goods The Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_SZlGCexdxqAlvTdl3xKWQ
This week on Damaged Goods... The Boys are joined by comedian Clay Miles from the Claytime in the Basement Podcast for an interview about his show, his comedy and basement living. Connor McGregor goes on a rampage in Brooklyn, Nothing is more dangerous than a woman and a gun, Another police involved shooting, the return of Tony, All this and so much more. Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable, Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses Damaged Goods The Show If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow