2 Hoodies Podcast

The 2 Hoodies are back again with another thrilling episode with special guest "T-Pain". Listen as T$ & Rick discus alleged killer Luigi Mangione, why people waste time, and famous quotes. Then, watch T$ melt down as we relive Giannis Antetokounmpo's comment from a few years ago "There's no failure in sports." Plus, the lighting round and more!

Rick is a pussy

OJ is dead

This episode has been due for months and yet when the 2 Hoodies stepped into the room they were delayed even further by their mystery producer. With little to no energy left they try to give you the mediocre podcast that you're used to. Listen to them catch you up on their lives and talk about absolutely nothing important. They might even beg you to turn it off. They say better late than never, but honestly this might be the exception.

The 2 hoodies are back and gayer than ever. Rick is a cum runner, and T$ still won't be intimate with women in his bedroom. Rick thinks getting familiar sucking 1 dick is better than sucking 10 dicks, and T$ clears up what happens in men's locker rooms. If you've ever wanted to see two straight white males be sus and talk about sus issues, then this is the episode for you. Who knows when there will be another episode so enjoy this one while you can.  

More stupidity, more Am I The Asshole?, more stories on another episode of this godforsaken podcast. Oh and how could we forget RIP Nonna :( . Coming to you from Rick's new room, this entire episode centers around putting the less fortunate in their place. What happens when T$ doesn't get his way? Does Rick want his wife or his mom to come first? Does anyone even read this shit? Indulge in a giant waste of time with your two favorite doofuses.

Clearly this episode occurs months after the last *wink wink*. The 2 Hoodies discuss love and whether or not it's time to give up on marriage, be a passport bro, and why there's always the one person that made you crazy. After a not-so-lightning round involving trans athletes the boys give their opinion on another Am I The Asshole segment. Did Rick get pegged in a 7 inched for 7 Grand Extravaganza? Did he really win the lottery? Did T$ shit the bed at the Swamp Buggy Races? So many questions answered and yet this episode will leave you with some unanswered. Shout out to the two people reading this, y'all some real ones.

The 2 Hoodies are alive and well...unlike certain grandmothers. Watch as youthful exuberance meets crude stupidity in this latest episode. T$ does not care if you're offended, Rick masturbates whilst driving, and some people are too sensitive to appear in the episode. It's all here in this latest episode which is once again in a new setting. Are you ready for the fastest lightning round ever? Ready or not this episode is LIVELY and not in any way like aforementioned grandmas .

Does T$ want to start a polygamist cult? In a very special episode of the 2 hoodies podcast, T$ shares his radical views on polygamy & co-parenting with 3 baby mamas.  Meanwhile, Rick is single Pringle, and producer Noah needs to lose 100 pounds in 10 months. Finally half the podcast is audio only, because Rick couldn't do his one job. It's another certified shit show from two certified shit bros.

The boys are back from yet another hiatus! T$ was gone for a month and Rick has been waiting at home whilst getting cheated on. Are white people getting clean washing themselves with their hands? Are gay men virgins? These are the pressing issues the people care about that these two idiots will explain in great detail. Listen to Rick defend Kanye and T$ say “anyways + just kidding” 50 times. Thanks daddy for listening to 92.4 the Platypus!

If you've been to a Miami Heat basketball game then you know what this episode is named after. In this episode T$ gets very toxic with his advice to the ladies by telling them to cheat back. Rick gets surprised with some back alley Blue Chew. The Hoodies continue to ponder a wide array of questions like "is a hotdog a gun?" or "is your life insignificant if you don't have kids?". Ladies if you've ever wondered why men will treat you nice and fall off, we've got answers. Did we mention we have Blue Chew? It could help you have sex, but knowing our audience we may have to quote Rick's most famous follower...If you're reading this it's too late

The 2 Hoodies are back again as T$ is caught between Ricky & Bobby (Rick's Cousin) . But this isn't the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, this is the Ballad of Mexican immigrant Chilinky Cortez. Listen to wild stories about impersonating border patrol,peg legs, and shitty diapers. What would it be like to watch/listen to T$ eat stinky socks? Well you'll find that answer out on this podcast. Oh and who could forget the most stupid part of the podcast, your lightning round questions! Hotdog or Hamburger? Don't mind if we do! We've escaped Rick's girlfriend-approved room and are on the casting couch. The possibilities are endless.

Tune in as the hoodies try to establish where is the best place to sit in Rick's room! Also, special guest appearances by Noah and Rick's mom! In other words his mom and daddy! This episode is definitely several days late and hundreds of dollars short, but you don't want to miss more stupid stories do you? So tell a friend that Rick went on a cruise with his hot paraplegic nanny and T$ spent a New Year with someones drugged up mom. Or not it's honestly a free country

On this episode the hoodies are joined by their old friend Jonathon who has his own microphone this time and appears in STUNNING 4K! BREAKING NEWS: Rick has a REAL GIRLFRIEND! He's a changed man because of it and perhaps not for the better. The hoodies discuss the Will Smith slap, their porn watching preferences, and what people misunderstand about them. Is anyone out there actually reading this shit? Get ready to waste an hour and a half of your life listening to three completely unqualified turds give you life advice.

On this episode the Hoodies are joined by a “lady of the night” known as Ana! Her and T$ discuss Love is Blind for far too long, Rick gets advice on how to pull women with his puny brain, and there's a surprise… STICKERS! If you're from Cuba City, Wisconsin you're gonna love this episode! Find out who's hocking a lugey in someone's mouth and who's fucking someone's wife. All that and more on another episode of America's least watched podcast…the 2 Hoodies Podcast!

The 2 Hoodies were gone for a long while, but unless you hate them there's good news....they're back! Listen to them ramble on about where they've been, why Rick fucks drywall, and why you should buy T$'s clothing that nobody is buying. Ever wondered if these two idiots care to procreate? We thought not, but you'll still get answers because it's an attempt at a podcast. Ever wondered what a Crazy Cart is? Of course Rick is doing something that only nerds care about. T$ says he's going to sabotage his kids lives so they won't be soft. Listen to him be a monster and push the boundaries of inappropriate humor. All in all, even though you don't care....They're back

This is an episode you do NOT want to miss! The hoodies are joined by special guest Ryan who regales them with stories for days. Rick starts off hot with a shocking confession about his bachelor party weekend and T$ finishes…on someone's leg? If you've ever worked at Waffle House you're not gonna wanna miss this hilarious episode that critics are calling “Kick your cat funny”

When T$ quit his job, he probably didn't think his old boss would come on the podcast for some old fashioned revenge. Watch him get absolutely shit on while attempting to do a fantasy football draft at the same time. In other news, Rick actually is depressed despite thoroughly enjoying the drama in this episode. Kanye dropped new music and so did T.A.Y. who's voice you may recognize. Rick likes to ride reverse cowboy? Anyway now that Rick didn't fuck up the audio, enjoy an episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast feat. THE BOSS!

If we've learned one things it's that Rick is DUMB, but in this episode T$ is DRUNKER! Welcome to a very open and honest episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast where you'll learn that Rick won't swing, T$ will fuck your ex, and the only thing these two are good at is picking out new music. Ever wonder if Rick would chug beer in his butt? Find out all this and more on your favorite podcast's favorite podcast.

The hoodies are back, but this time in diapers! They try not to piss themselves while tackling age old questions like “Should you get genetic testing done?” and “Is OJ Simpson a legend?”. Also T$ sees his dad for the first time in 11 years and Rick calls his idol a vegetable. If for nothing else tune in to see whether or not we pee in our diaper

Everyone pray for him because RICK IS DEPRESSED! He doesn’t want to know how many sexual partners you’ve had either because that would only make things worse. Meanwhile, T$ is going to Morocco but not for clout or to flex...doubtful for the hookah either. It’s a tale of 2 shittys when the 2 Hoodies reunite for this new episode. Kick back while they try to describe yellow to a blind person and talk about their personal heroes. Whatever you do, just give us a like...Rick’s life depends on it.

We've returned for Episode 28! Rick needs to shit and Taylor is still unable to take a shit. Does Rick have a girlfriend? (Spoiler: No, stop asking me). Taylor on the other hand has found love in the form of cold hard cash. Pretty sure we mentioned handjobs on one or two occasions throughout the podcast so the title seemed fitting. Hope you all enjoy this episode and Taylor has smol pp, bye.

In this episode not only do the 2 Hoodies discuss a lot of shit, they also discuss a lot of piss. Do we judge the hoodies or the sick audience who supplies the questions? People want to know where the guys have put their fingers, do they like milfs, and how do you deal with insufferable bitches. T$ is the only one calling himself T$ and Rick has a lady friend. In this “shocker” of an episode you won’t be shocked to learn that the 2 Hoodies are as inappropriate and disgusting as ever.

Crude humor lives on in this episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast. Ever been with a girl who only knows how to cook Shrimp Alfredo? The hoodies will tell you bluntly if she’s basic. T$ hates adopted kids and Ricks calls someone a c**t. Also why can’t straight guys make out, but straight women can? All this and more on another wild episode of your mom’s favorite podcast featuring plenty of f bombs.

T$ quits and Rick gets fired. The 2 Hoodies become the newest members of the unemployment line in this 25th episode of the podcast. In this episode you’ll learn how to follow your dreams, how to be more confident in the bedroom, and how to ask strangers on a date...or you’ll learn nothing at all. Either way the boys are giving you consistent content and that deserves some attention

The 2 Hoodies are BACK after a rather long hiatus! The boys recap the time away and we find out Rick is rekindling old flames and T$ is dying. Can a girl be a dude? Can this show get cancelled? We find out what a “Tub Room” is and what it’s really used for. Rick is a totally different person with the new recording equipment. Will we ever get to see an actual video episode of 2 Hoodies? Find out all this and more! If you missed these two degenerates this episode is the perfect reintroduction.

The 2 Hoodies are back in the new year and not much has changed! T$ is still insufferable and Rick is still a slow adult. Listen as they debate the merits of being a simp, when to let the relationship go, and more. Oh and Rick does something with shrimp that you’re not going to like. In any case, if you missed some good Ol’ fashioned stupidity during your holidays.....as always we got ya covered! Happy New Year everyone?

On this episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast, the hoodies are finally filming in Rick’s bedroom. Just not in the way they thought. It’s the first official YouTube video! Rick battles fatigue as T$ gushes about pecorino cheese. The boys also recap Swamp Buggy Weekend which proved to be quite a success. Is this podcast still sponsored? Is it dying Bc people won’t submit questions? Whether you’re listening or now WATCHING the podcast, one things is for certain...you’re wasting your time.

After a long layoff Rick has traveled far and wide, over the hills and thru the woods to make this episode possible. The hoodies detail their special southern themed weekend at the Swamp Buggy Races, as well as answer all the questions you bastards didn’t ask. The hoodies also show their ability to work on the fly as they take a question live during the show and are unexpectedly joined by special guest David [last name redacted for privacy concerns]. All in all the 2 Hoodies Podcast is back on their bullshit

On this episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast, the 2 Hoodies manage to invite another guest onto the show, Naivy! T$ discovers yet another way to make Rick and Naivy look dumb with a trivia game tailored to elementary school kids, Naivy delivers her take on Onlyfans and Cancel Culture, and Rick finds it necessary to take a wine break during the show like a midwestern single mother in her late 30’s. Guys, that’s episode 20 in the books. We truly appreciate the support you all have given us since the beginning of the year and hope we can supply you with more fun filled episodes. If Taylor is reading this he can suck my left nut.

LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING! The two hoodies are back and they are bringing the Lightning in this episode’s Lightning round. Our audio isn’t the best because we are still trying to figure out our new board, but what we lack in technical knowledge we make up for in heedless enthusiasm. In other words...Lightning! So turn up the volume and listen to us talk about Poop, Nude Beaches, and oh yeah did we mention the Lightning?

Local celebrity Frankie P returns to the show! He’s not the only part of the past making an appearance either. Rick gives T$ PTSD, T$ is a pimp, and Frankie P is the only thing giving this show any credibility. Listen to a serious discussion on politics interspersed with musings on Rick’s perpetual fake deaths. Oh and don’t forget sponsorships. For the love or the money or the love of the money? Find out the answers to your questions on another episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast. Btw Checkout our animated trailer!

On this episode of the podcast T$ and Rick make a shocking discovery regarding pornography! T$ quizzes Rick on sports but doesn’t even realize when he answers incorrectly. Rick thinks he is a God and will bury his followers at a particular pizza chain. T$ thinks it’s okay to not tell the whole truth to weak minded people. The 2 Hoodies talk about their available merch, explain why they won’t go vegan, and generally waste everyone’s time. Just another day at the office for the 2 Hoodies. Amen

Welcome to the most “shocking” episode of the 2 Hoodies Podcast yet. T$ and Rick have been getting hounded by their moms for dropping F bombs. This time they’ve been hooked up to electrodes that will punish them anytime they say it. Can they focus on answering your questions? Is Rick racist? Is T$ gay? Can they be disciplined or will they suffer the consequences? Welcome to No F**ks Given

On this episode the Two Hoodies are joined by special guest Danielle! She attempts to make them “beercakes” and answer some rather inappropriate questions. Rick gets blitzed off of Bud Light seltzers and lowkey tries to see if Danielle will eat his ass. T$ has an interesting run in with some dry wall during a beat off session. Danielle diddles her skittle in front of her grandma. At least we are consistent though! Let’s just say this episode is Not Safe For Work...or grandmas.

On this episode we are joined by one of our most loyal listeners...Suki! Taylor gets pulled over by the police and Rick has pickup lines he’ll never get the chance to use. Suki still supports a convicted felon and has questions of her own for the 2 Hoodies. This episode has something for everyone, so sit back and relax as we ramble on about stuff you could probably care less about

On today’s episode we answer just about all your questions in glorious fashion (thanks for all the questions you three people that actually try to help us). Taylor has given up, Rick gets pissed, and we finally discover the true meaning of Christmas. Okay that last part isn’t true, but whatever it was a fun time with your favorite side hoes. Blue Chew please sponsor us.. we can’t get it up.

BREAKING NEWS: Instagram is now reporting that well known village idiot Rick (@inepttactics) has passed away. In his place is Jonathon, our friend from last episode. We reflect on the underwhelming life of Rick. The fact that he was too dumb for school, our favorite memory with him, and how reckless he was around drywall. Since he died, T$ tries to get him some sympathy play off of Bumble...to no avail. You can donate to his GoFundMe or swipe right on him, but let’s all honor Drake’s most unknown follow on Instagram. Here’s to you Buddy!

After a romantic weekend in the Florida Keys, the Hoodies are back with plenty of updates. Joined by a live studio audience, the Hoodies compete in a friendship challenge to see who “knows the birthday girl best” and who will have to suffer at the hands of the ghost pepper hot sauce. Fueled by spicy chips, beer, and more of your inane questions, the Hoodies are back to answer the utmost inquiry: How dumb can this shit get?

We’ve reached double digits ladies and gents! This is the 10th Episode of the Two Hoodies Podcast! SOMEHOW we made it without killing each other! Today’s episode features special guests: DRUGS, BLOWJOBS, and ONLYFANS. Rick is hospitable and gets on the news for a broken down car. T$ is in an unusually good mood and uses a late night porta potty. How do these two keep making podcasts for NO LISTENERS?! It’s a celebration of mediocrity every time the Two Hoodies link up so here’s to double digits!

After a rather serious introduction, the two hoodies are back with more dumb answers to your questions. Is anyone still listening? Who is even submitting these questions? Regardless, Rick eats mildew sandwiches and says high school doesn’t matter. T$ got fired and ponders whether he’s an asshole. Will more people listen to them? Will the two hoodies stop being simps? Will Sam leave her boyfriend for Rick? Only time will tell...

WE ARE BACK and with a New Logo! The Two Hoodies have been quarantined away from each other for far too long. What have they even been doing?! Well, Rick became Tik Tok Famous and T$ co-wrote a dope song. Now they are back to give dumb answers to your questions. What’s the deal with people cheating? Are men or women more prideful? Is anyone besides Grannee listening?

On this Episode of the Two Hoodies Podcast…These losers discuss their own experience with self-quarantine. Taylor learns what a “Simp” is and why he may just be the biggest simp of all. Rick talks about how he drunkenly donated 50 dollars on a Twitch stream, why a hot dog is not a sandwich, and most importantly how MASSIVE Ricks hot dog is. Can you tell who wrote this description? Sorry it took so long to get another podcast going, Thanks COVID-19.

In this episode “The Heat Is On”! We talk about some hot topics such as Rick’s dick, burning your body after you die, coronavirus, and the warmth of a nice hug. Shitty beer plus your questions equals plenty of stories. Taylor gets a manly massage and Rick can’t wipe his own ass. Questions so spicy The Two Hoodies couldn’t even keep their hoodies on.

The boys are relegated to their hand as a valentine on this Valentines Day but that doesn’t stop them from getting deep. There’s discussion on how to deal with the tough times, plus Rick fucks pillows? Is love a feeling or a choice? How is the outro song so damn funky? As always the Two Hoodies are here to answer questions.

The two hoodies are joined by local D list celebrity Frankie P! We provide groundbreaking investigative journalism surrounding women’s porn watching habits. Rick gets therapy and explains his apathy. T$ is on an island by himself when it comes to how to handle pictures of your ex.

Welcome to the circus where these two clowns talk about what ladies should be looking for out there , virgins over age 35, assholes, and how to get a girlfriend. Rick knows how to survive without sex and T$ has no table manners

We kinda went unhinged here... from talking about love to whether or not you’d let someone lick your gooch. Taylor talks about his shittiest moment and Rick can’t seem to comprehend what the hell women want!

Dumb guys give dumb answers to life’s greatest questions. Ok maybe the questions aren’t that great either. T$ and Rick kickoff the two hoodies podcast. There’s news, games, beer, roasting, and answers to your questions!