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M^2 = 2 Square Girls. The complete opposite of influencers: people stop liking stuff once they realize we’re into it. Slightly better than talking to yourself. Instagram: @2SQUAREGIRLSPOD Twitter: @2SQUAREGIRLS Inquiries at 2squaregirlspod@gmail.com Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

2 Square Girls


    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 73 EPISODES


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    Special K

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 70:17


    Who ordered the yappuccino? With a side of ketamine? Your order is up. Bonus episode wherein we talk about M's experience with various treatments & D's last bout in the ED clinic. Triggers abound

    Ep 69: Hung Hammock

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 94:42


    Wherein D&M have the “final” episode that also doubles as M's final class project. For any women songwriters/musicians/poets out there: keep doing ya thang. We wanna hear it :)

    Ep 68: Compassion, Bro!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 61:31


    We welcome back D for another Sick Sad World eppy

    Ep 67: Finance Hoes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 49:45


    Wherein M feels oppressed & speaks on it

    Ep 66: Bottle Pod Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2023 32:48


    M back on her bullish!t

    Ep 65: Protect My Eggnergy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 30:05


    wherein M gets philosophical briefly very early in the am

    Ep 64: Cereal Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 24:06


    Wherein M eats & rates various types of cereal

    Ep 63: Dam Gurl

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 60:17


    wherein M does half a sarcastic shout-out episode. If you're not a real ally, don't listen to this

    Ep 62: “FREE ART”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 35:17


    wherein M talks about her novel.

    Ep 61: Silent Retreat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 56:23


    M talks to herself & you're invited to listen if you so choose

    Sublime Slabby Triangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 60:46


    Slabby, Cruz, & M talk plants

    Ep 59: Slabby Synchronicity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 58:22


    Wherein M & Yung Slabby talk canny culture, music, writing, and art ✌️

    Ep 58: Crushes That Crush Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 88:05


    Wherein M & Buddy explore the wonderful life of M's confusing but amusing strange encounters

    Ep 57: Xxxmas Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 30:41


    It's got zero xxx, but you got xxxcited at the episode title & maybe that's something to work on

    Ep 56: Bizarro Kanye & The Garbage Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 89:38


    Welcome to another episode of our recurring segment: Sick Sad World! There's that VR headset that murks you in real life, abortion bans but not gun bans, serial killer documentaries & so much more!

    Ep 55: Poet's Mixtape

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 57:18


    M & A talk about potrees and bob's burgers & everything in between on a beautiful Saturday morning

    Am I A…?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 86:07


    M watches the interview with Candace Oh-No!wens and MIA & talks about it on the pod + life tings.

    Ep 53: Haunted Favocado Toast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 60:17


    You know what day it is! Whatever gen you are, definitely listen to this pod episode & hear M talk about her recent musings, losings, and choosings

    Ep 52: Don't Kale My Vibe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 60:31


    A&M talk about women, working, working women and whatnot at the Living Room Cafe in La Jolla

    Ep 51: F*cking Sad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 54:59


    Preview of the recurring “Sick Sad World” segment. We welcome back D & talk about M's recent loss.

    Ep 50: Parasocial Activity

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 44:34


    Former Mayor of Blunder, Sam, joins M again for a discussion about parasocial relationships, among other things

    Ep 49: First Date

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 94:54


    Meet Sam, the mayor of Blunder. He and M ask one another questions definitely not recommended for a first date. Catch Sam's podcast WDUM https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wdum/id1562251732

    Ep 48: Hot & Unbothered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 56:30


    You already know…another solo episode filled with candid confessionals

    End Credits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 0:27


    All the advice you'll ever need in life

    Ep 47: Coastal Delete

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 60:11


    Why the “coastal elitist” doesn't exist. And neither do you. Also, M says “um” and “uh” a lot on this one bc it was recorded very late at night. Deal with it.

    Ep 46: Rich & Thin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2022 60:29


    M does another solo episode to kill time bc the last one got an average of 23 listeners. Who…who is listening to this?? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 45: Aborted Hiatus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 60:30


    Wherein M does an episode by herself giving out sarcastic shoutouts & talking about rave culture. But not really bc she's not a raver and can't do that rave leg dance thing. The music's good though --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 44: Heard Mentality

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 73:40


    The squares cycle through trials and tribulations, 3D printing, hair tings & cults à la the show “yellowjackets” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    3d heard mentality
    Ep 43: Thought Recorder

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 108:58


    Wherein the squares tell some truly strange & strangely true stories, and then contemplates if anyone out there really hates either of us for some reason. Which, if you do, stop wasting your concentrated hate (hatecentration?) bc why are you even listening. Plus also, it's Eid so yay? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 42: Flag Shopping Pt. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 28:47


    Part Tree --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 41: Type 2 Panic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 16:47


    Wherein M tells her nieces a scary story definitely not based on that movie “Panic Room” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 40: Ghost Ooze

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 66:01


    Wherein we sleepily discuss appliance ectoplasm, the Gretas, & life's absurdities --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 39: ‘Well Meant Toothpaste'

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 32:24


    Poetry Workshop Project Spring ‘22. Anotha one! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 38: Oscar Boomer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 81:27


    The dresses. That's what we're talking about — hot takes & ratings on the Oscar afterparty outfits. Follow along here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/g39560125/red-carpet-looks-after-party-oscars-2022/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 37: Zoom Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 111:24


    The squares talk about their existential state of being during a pandemic whilst in a cold war/ the land war in Europe. That led to talking about the band The Cold War Kids. Also, discussions about eating disorders, social confusion, and no-covid tv shows --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 36: Love Shove

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 70:57


    D&M talk common tropes in Victorian and modern day love novels/stories along with other relationship-adjacent topics --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 35: Acapella Fight Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 60:08


    Wherein E + A + M vibrate about tacos, woodwind instruments & the first rule or two of acapella fight club --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 34: nfTV Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 60:31


    Wherein C&M talk about conspiracies & cults --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 33: Flag Shopping Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 88:32


    Wherein M&M talk about more flags! Yellow flags, blue flags, grey flags, pink flags, orange flags, red flags, and HOT pink flags ;) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 32: Holiday Holidaze

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 73:47


    D&M briefly touch on seasons greetings and speak in solidarity for all…plus also ugly/funny xmas sweaters --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 31: Live A-Nutter Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 63:38


    D&M still don't talk about “House of Gucci,” but we do talk about artists who didn't make it but we wish they did. Also, the episode number is the same as our age. Not combined…we're both 31. Deal with it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 30: Frog & Toad & Friends, Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 71:51


    M does another final project for grad school via the pod: her smart and spectacular nephews and nieces read & provide insight about the works of Arnold Lobel, who wrote and illustrated the “Frog and Toad” books. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 29: Gucci-Adjacent

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 101:05


    Wherein we don't talk about House of Gucci but we might next time --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 28: GAGA 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 97:15


    D&M make predictions for the future. General commentary, complaints & creative content --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 28: Odely Epic

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 20:15


    D & M talk elegies & epics & odes, oh my! for M's poetry workshop class final essay project. Also, Maya Phillips' poetry book “Erou.” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 26: Summer Rain

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 24:52


    Wherein we talk more Jim Morrison…or should I say “More-ison” =D --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 25: Ordinary Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 47:43


    Wherein Anna and M explore theoretical piñatas & beastly ordinariness --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 24: Waiting For

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 38:03


    “When 2 moments, thought to be infinite & mutually exclusive, meet in a moment” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 23: Alt-Hocus Pocus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 49:11


    D & M dive into a partial lemoncake review & eschew the new “meta” whilst writing a couple of couplet poems --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 22: (1+1) x 11 = Episode 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 48:55


    In honor of the 1 year anniversary of D's memoir, D&M talk about “The Surviving Twin” & thriving wins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

    Ep 21: Hello Wisconsin!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2021 79:48


    D & M chat about Nirvana & Nevermind, and then the weather, & then Wisconsin! Plus a bonus reading of D's memoir that came out a whole year ago! Because teen spirit comes in many flavors. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

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