2 Square Girls

Who ordered the yappuccino? With a side of ketamine? Your order is up. Bonus episode wherein we talk about M's experience with various treatments & D's last bout in the ED clinic. Triggers abound

Wherein D&M have the “final” episode that also doubles as M's final class project. For any women songwriters/musicians/poets out there: keep doing ya thang. We wanna hear it :)

We welcome back D for another Sick Sad World eppy

Wherein M feels oppressed & speaks on it

M back on her bullish!t

wherein M gets philosophical briefly very early in the am

Wherein M eats & rates various types of cereal

wherein M does half a sarcastic shout-out episode. If you're not a real ally, don't listen to this

wherein M talks about her novel.

M talks to herself & you're invited to listen if you so choose

Slabby, Cruz, & M talk plants

Wherein M & Yung Slabby talk canny culture, music, writing, and art ✌️

Wherein M & Buddy explore the wonderful life of M's confusing but amusing strange encounters

It's got zero xxx, but you got xxxcited at the episode title & maybe that's something to work on

Welcome to another episode of our recurring segment: Sick Sad World! There's that VR headset that murks you in real life, abortion bans but not gun bans, serial killer documentaries & so much more!

M & A talk about potrees and bob's burgers & everything in between on a beautiful Saturday morning

M watches the interview with Candace Oh-No!wens and MIA & talks about it on the pod + life tings.

You know what day it is! Whatever gen you are, definitely listen to this pod episode & hear M talk about her recent musings, losings, and choosings

A&M talk about women, working, working women and whatnot at the Living Room Cafe in La Jolla

Preview of the recurring “Sick Sad World” segment. We welcome back D & talk about M's recent loss.

Former Mayor of Blunder, Sam, joins M again for a discussion about parasocial relationships, among other things

Meet Sam, the mayor of Blunder. He and M ask one another questions definitely not recommended for a first date. Catch Sam's podcast WDUM https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wdum/id1562251732

You already know…another solo episode filled with candid confessionals

All the advice you'll ever need in life

Why the “coastal elitist” doesn't exist. And neither do you. Also, M says “um” and “uh” a lot on this one bc it was recorded very late at night. Deal with it.

M does another solo episode to kill time bc the last one got an average of 23 listeners. Who…who is listening to this?? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein M does an episode by herself giving out sarcastic shoutouts & talking about rave culture. But not really bc she's not a raver and can't do that rave leg dance thing. The music's good though --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

The squares cycle through trials and tribulations, 3D printing, hair tings & cults à la the show “yellowjackets” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein the squares tell some truly strange & strangely true stories, and then contemplates if anyone out there really hates either of us for some reason. Which, if you do, stop wasting your concentrated hate (hatecentration?) bc why are you even listening. Plus also, it's Eid so yay? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Part Tree --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein M tells her nieces a scary story definitely not based on that movie “Panic Room” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein we sleepily discuss appliance ectoplasm, the Gretas, & life's absurdities --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Poetry Workshop Project Spring ‘22. Anotha one! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

The dresses. That's what we're talking about — hot takes & ratings on the Oscar afterparty outfits. Follow along here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/g39560125/red-carpet-looks-after-party-oscars-2022/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

The squares talk about their existential state of being during a pandemic whilst in a cold war/ the land war in Europe. That led to talking about the band The Cold War Kids. Also, discussions about eating disorders, social confusion, and no-covid tv shows --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D&M talk common tropes in Victorian and modern day love novels/stories along with other relationship-adjacent topics --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein E + A + M vibrate about tacos, woodwind instruments & the first rule or two of acapella fight club --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein C&M talk about conspiracies & cults --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein M&M talk about more flags! Yellow flags, blue flags, grey flags, pink flags, orange flags, red flags, and HOT pink flags ;) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D&M briefly touch on seasons greetings and speak in solidarity for all…plus also ugly/funny xmas sweaters --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D&M still don't talk about “House of Gucci,” but we do talk about artists who didn't make it but we wish they did. Also, the episode number is the same as our age. Not combined…we're both 31. Deal with it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

M does another final project for grad school via the pod: her smart and spectacular nephews and nieces read & provide insight about the works of Arnold Lobel, who wrote and illustrated the “Frog and Toad” books. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein we don't talk about House of Gucci but we might next time --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D&M make predictions for the future. General commentary, complaints & creative content --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D & M talk elegies & epics & odes, oh my! for M's poetry workshop class final essay project. Also, Maya Phillips' poetry book “Erou.” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein we talk more Jim Morrison…or should I say “More-ison” =D --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

Wherein Anna and M explore theoretical piñatas & beastly ordinariness --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

“When 2 moments, thought to be infinite & mutually exclusive, meet in a moment” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D & M dive into a partial lemoncake review & eschew the new “meta” whilst writing a couple of couplet poems --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

In honor of the 1 year anniversary of D's memoir, D&M talk about “The Surviving Twin” & thriving wins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support

D & M chat about Nirvana & Nevermind, and then the weather, & then Wisconsin! Plus a bonus reading of D's memoir that came out a whole year ago! Because teen spirit comes in many flavors. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/2squaregirls/support