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Josh, Nick & Trista bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show including your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver // Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning

Cumulus Media Minneapolis / 93X | KXXR-FM


    • Aug 6, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show podcast has been a staple in my life for over 10 years, and I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to it. The show has evolved over time, but the core group of host, including Nick, Josh, Dana, and Ashley (among others), have consistently provided entertaining content that brightens up my mornings. The chemistry between the hosts is palpable and their banter keeps me engaged throughout each episode.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the comedic talent of the hosts. Nick and Josh bring their quick wit and sarcastic humor to every conversation, often leaving me in stitches. Dana's relatable "nerd" point of view adds an authentic perspective that resonates with many listeners. Despite varying opinions about Ashley's contribution to the show, I personally find her funny at times and appreciate her female influence.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is its ability to adapt to challenges. During difficult times such as the pandemic, the hosts have managed to overcome obstacles and continue delivering quality content. The new format of having all segments in one part rather than split into three has also been well-received by long-time listeners like myself.

    However, there are some aspects of this podcast that could be improved upon. One criticism often mentioned is Ashley's presence on the show. Some feel that she doesn't add much to the conversations compared to Nick, Josh, Dana, and other members of the team. Additionally, there have been comments about her work ethic and frequent interruptions during discussions.

    In conclusion, despite some criticisms surrounding Ashley's role on the show, I believe that The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show podcast remains a highly entertaining and enjoyable program. The comedic talent of Nick, Josh, Dana, along with other members of the team is top-notch, providing laughs and entertainment consistently. While there may be room for improvement in certain areas, overall it remains a must-listen for fans of morning radio shows.



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    True Eaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 146:31


    Originally Aired August 6, 2025:

    Rock the River

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 140:04


    Originally Aired August 5, 2025: Trouser-less tweaking. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the 2025 fall Booze Cruise. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Baby Bets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 145:37


    Originally Aired August 4, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Smokey the Bear is under attack. Everything you ever wanted to know about hotel hallway pizza. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    RIP Minnesota Twins

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2025 138:57


    Originally Aired August 1, 2025: All of the tarantulas are having all of the sex. The radioactive wasps are coming. Everything you wanna know about the most hated foods in America. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Half Baby, Half Mongoose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 146:53


    Originally Aired July 31, 2025: Fisherman fights. Put your shirt back on, for cripes sake. Everything you wanna know about the coolest snake catcher that ever lived. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Glow in the Dark Dildo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 143:40


    Originally Aired July 30, 2025: Your local library is under a cyberattack. I hear the drums echoing tonight. Everything you wanna know about calling Ashley the wrong name in bed. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Serial Butt Sniffer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2025 142:21


    Originally Aired July 29, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein and Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the yellow blast-mobile. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Effed With The Wrong Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 145:10


    Originally Aired July 28, 2025: Freeze branding. Red panda wake up call. Everything you wanna know about the greatest action heroes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Easton-Fection

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 149:17


    Originally Aired July 25, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Remembering Hulk Hogan. Everything you wanna know about Broast Out Cancer at the Wayzata American Legion. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Black Licorice and Butt Cheeks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2025 146:29


    Originally Aired July 24, 2025: Hot-headed hooligans. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Weeden Prairie. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Remembering Ozzy Osbourne

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 146:36


    Originally Aired July 23, 2025: Rock sock attack. SIKE! Everything you've ever wanted to know about how gorgeous you are... NOT! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Live Radio Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2025 146:44


    Originally Aired July 22, 2025: Terrible, awful, and hurtful bald shaming. The bald shaming. Everything you wanna know about swinger camps. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    When You Give a Criminal an Axe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 146:51


    Originally Aired July 21, 2025: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Roll your windows up, you trash human beings. Everything you wanna know about a disappearing fire truck. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sherkle-Jerk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2025 144:13


    Originally Aired July 18, 2025: ESPN play-by-play pimp Clay Matvick. Coldplay made two new singles. Everything you wanna know about flair-play. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Friggin' Offensive?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2025 147:48


    Originally Aired July 17, 2025: Rent a Grandma. Orgy at the Montessori. Everything you wanna know about leaving your spouse for one meeeellion dollars. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Armed and Glazed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 147:35


    Originally Aired July 16, 2025: Someone punched a horse. Running into your teacher at an unusual place. Everything you wanna know about the Double Dutch Rudder. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Chimpin' Ain't Easy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 145:00


    Originally Aired July 15, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about patch me up beers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    F Mondays

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 135:37


    Originally Aired July 14, 2025: Act like a bitch, get treated like a bitch. Baby on board. Everything you wanna know about Ashley's sex playlist. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Herpe Hauler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 146:21


    Originally Aired July 11, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Attack of the killer lawn mowers. Everything you wanna know about buying your very own crack houses. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Private First Class Terry Tickles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 145:54


    Originally Aired July 10, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Spending unnecessary amounts of money on your pets. Everything you wanna know about nano-bots. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Old Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 143:41


    Originally Aired July 9, 2025: Choking on a bone. Too high to function. Everything you wanna know about Loser 1, Loser 2 and Loser 3. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Guac and Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 149:15


    Originally Aired July 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna about terroristic threats. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Fappuccino

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 147:43


    Originally Aired July 7, 2025: Let's all go down to the G-Spot. Who's the toddler with the sippy cup? Everything you wanna know about getting a boner at a coffee shop. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Sewer Pickle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2025 70:16


    Originally Aired July 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Unlimited PTO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 73:39


    Originally Aired July 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Well, That's Embarrassing. Or Is It?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025 61:54


    Originally Aired July 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Kicked Outta Concerts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 63:21


    Originally Aired June 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 146:42


    Originally Aired June 27, 2025: Don't pass out with your mouth open. Pull my finger. Everything you wanna know about sacrificing things to the lake gods. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pogo Sister

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 148:19


    Originally Aired June 26, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Herpes roulette. Everything you wanna know about a 200-year-old condom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    RIP Minneapolis Sex World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 140:01


    Originally Aired June 25, 2025: Screen Divorce. Your nightmares are trying to kill you! Everything you wanna know about club E11EVEN. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    6-7

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 148:40


    Originally Aired June 24, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Porn parties. Everything you wanna know about Cool Mom Syndrome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ultimate F-Off Week: Day #1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 143:40


    Originally Aired June 23, 2025: BEES! The Cuck King has been crowned. Everything you wanna know about learning life skills from social media. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Code Brown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 146:06


    Originally Aired June 20, 2025: Drunk camel rides. Skipper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about heavily soiled monkey diapers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Clam Slam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 146:58


    Originally Aired June 19, 2025: TV star Janel Klein. Faribault Flatliners Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you're going to die. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Clam Slam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2025 143:48


    Originally Aired June 19, 2025. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Mom Was a Pornstar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 144:10


    Originally Aired June 18, 2025: Why you should always check for urinals. Whacking at work. Everything you ever wanted to know about Cleavage To Beaver. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cuck King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2025 144:20


    Originally Aired June 17, 2025: All dude sausage party. Road trip nostalgia. Everything you ever wanted to know about sneaking INTO prison. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Porcelain Powder Keg

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 148:05


    Originally Aired June 16, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. If you could do it all over again. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being an accidental accomplice in a drug deal. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cucklords

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 151:13


    Originally Aired June 13, 2025: Rollerblading robber. Weirdest murder weapons from the Friday The 13th franchise. Everything you wanna know about harmless conspiracy theories. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cub Rub

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 141:00


    Originally Aired June 12, 2025: No words, no wipes, no remorse. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about diarrhea dogs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "Fill My Hole"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 143:20


    Originally Aired June 11, 2025: Pokémon emergency. Wedding speeches. Everything you wanna know about general soreness. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ozemprick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 146:03


    Originally Aired June 10, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about the most depressing jobs in America. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ken IS Real!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 143:41


    Originally Aired June 9, 2025: Lambo-pops. Fast and Curious. Everything you wanna know about runaway TV's. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Brad's Pink Pony Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 142:51


    Originally Aired June 6, 2025: Backhanded compliments. 100% legal things that make you look insane. Everything you wanna know about the correct age for overalls. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pills Are Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2025 144:12


    Originally Aired June 5, 2025: If I wanted a hummer, I'd call your mom. Roommate strangulation. Everything you wanna know about batteries taking over the world. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sugar, Syrup, and Slashing (Oh My)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 143:56


    Originally Aired June 4, 2025: Honoring the passing of Jim Marshall. Sounds that make people irrationally angry. Everything you wanna know about pretending to work for a living. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nipple Hounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 149:34


    Originally Aired June 3, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. 40-feet of Norwegian heat. Everything you wanna know about cussing in front of your parents. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's Ignorant!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 147:12


    Originally Aired June 2, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers health questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Take me to jail! Everything you wanna know about getting a 7-year-long sinus infection from a fart. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Hedonism Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 155:01


    Originally Aired May 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Mutual Manipulation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 146:20


    Originally Aired May 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): The Boy Who Smelled Like Pee

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 145:23


    Originally Aired May 28, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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