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Josh, Nick & Trista bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show including your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver // Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning

Cumulus Media Minneapolis / 93X | KXXR-FM


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    The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show podcast has been a staple in my life for over 10 years, and I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to it. The show has evolved over time, but the core group of host, including Nick, Josh, Dana, and Ashley (among others), have consistently provided entertaining content that brightens up my mornings. The chemistry between the hosts is palpable and their banter keeps me engaged throughout each episode.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the comedic talent of the hosts. Nick and Josh bring their quick wit and sarcastic humor to every conversation, often leaving me in stitches. Dana's relatable "nerd" point of view adds an authentic perspective that resonates with many listeners. Despite varying opinions about Ashley's contribution to the show, I personally find her funny at times and appreciate her female influence.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is its ability to adapt to challenges. During difficult times such as the pandemic, the hosts have managed to overcome obstacles and continue delivering quality content. The new format of having all segments in one part rather than split into three has also been well-received by long-time listeners like myself.

    However, there are some aspects of this podcast that could be improved upon. One criticism often mentioned is Ashley's presence on the show. Some feel that she doesn't add much to the conversations compared to Nick, Josh, Dana, and other members of the team. Additionally, there have been comments about her work ethic and frequent interruptions during discussions.

    In conclusion, despite some criticisms surrounding Ashley's role on the show, I believe that The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show podcast remains a highly entertaining and enjoyable program. The comedic talent of Nick, Josh, Dana, along with other members of the team is top-notch, providing laughs and entertainment consistently. While there may be room for improvement in certain areas, overall it remains a must-listen for fans of morning radio shows.



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    Happy April Fools Day!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 152:47


    Originally Aired April 1, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Don't stop, be leaving. Everything you wanna know about fake farts. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Get a Job?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2026 147:29


    Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Raw Sewage Gas

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 151:56


    Originally Aired March 30, 2026: Everyone's on dope. Kangaroo diapers. Everything you wanna know about the XFL fantasy draft. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Beef Walk

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2026 151:28


    Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Call Those Hands?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 150:23


    Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Toe-fu and Feet-za

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2026 153:04


    Originally Aired March 25, 2026: Drug mule Barbie. Worst first dates ever. Everything you wanna know about the history of the Seattle SuperSonics. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    AEW Julia Hart

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2026 155:28


    Originally Aired March 24, 2026: Wrinkle ranch. Next thing ya know... I was getting a BJ! Everything you wanna about stupid Todd. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Speed Friending

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 152:17


    Originally Aired March 23, 2026: Mansl-Otter. That's a penis. Everything you wanna know about getting Tyrannosaurus-rekt. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Herpe Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2026 149:56


    Originally Aired March 20, 2026: Dagger tag. Prancercise. Everything you wanna know about crack-lorette. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Yakety Sax

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2026 139:47


    Originally Aired March 19, 2026: The return of Norwegian lungworm. The dangers of speed-twerking. Everything you ever wanted to know about Wiesblatt Syndrome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Private First Class Terry Tickles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2026 144:23


    Originally Aired March 18, 2026: The return of Marcus Foligno of the Manbearpigs. Your coworker C-Section who avoids hard labor at all costs. Everything you ever wanted to know about the 1979 Odor Eaters Classic. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Hoots McCracken

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2026 150:47


    Originally Aired March 17, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. The return of Ashley...and she's high as balls. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Edward Forty Hands. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Carrot Maxing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 150:41


    Originally Aired March 16, 2026: The return of Thermos Man. Diarrhea....cha cha cha. Everything you ever wanted to know about Medical Wieners. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Return of Jungle Jane

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2026 139:57


    Originally Aired March 13, 2026: RIP Hooters. YOU. ARE. BLOCKED. Everything you ever wanted to know about looking like a Penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Gummys From Grandma

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2026 144:29


    Originally Aired March 12, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. MILF manor. Everything you wanna know about the strongest scrotum to exist in the world. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That Hits Like Crack

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2026 140:20


    Originally Aired March 11, 2026: Norwegian lung worm. Literally anybody else. Everything you wanna know about being silently judged. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Mother's Little Helper

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2026 145:30


    Originally Aired March 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Time blindness. Everything you wanna know about driving people to military camp in Michigan. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your TV is Watching You

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 145:24


    Originally Aired March 9, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. There ARE stupid questions, and a lot of you ask them. Everything you wanna know about Dana's neck fart. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Devil Crabs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2026 143:04


    Originally Aired March 6, 2026: Next up, we'll talk about the primaries. Your wife is cheating on you... and it's awesome. Everything you wanna know about getting drunk with an 11 year old. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cinco De Marcho

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 145:02


    Originally Aired March 5, 2026: TV shows that NEED to be made into movies. You want your kid to play sports? That'll be 50,000 dollars. Everything you wanna know about Bread. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Knew I Heard a Boner

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2026 141:07


    Originally Aired March 4, 2026: Ice dildo anniversary. Mud butt. Everything you wanna know about Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Train Station Quality TP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2026 142:59


    Originally Aired March 3, 2026: Broke as a joke. Loving your coworkers. Everything you wanna know about biting a herpe. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Mystery Bloodbath

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 140:56


    Originally Aired March 2, 2026: My micro-penis is smaller than yours! Most popular movie franchises. Everything you wanna know about taser fights. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Tongue Rubber

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2026 142:12


    Originally Aired February 27, 2026: MN State Patrol in studio. Boozy bird. Everything you wanna know about the burden of being hot. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Is That a Real B-Hole?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 134:47


    Originally Aired February 26, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. PB4WEGO. Everything you wanna know about the lice lady. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Joth the Goth

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 145:51


    Originally Aired February 25, 2026: How to save a (bird's) life. Nuts and nipples. Everything you wanna know about picking up dog poop with your hands. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Spite Corpse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 141:42


    Originally Aired February 24, 2026: Year of the crack. Global Bartender Day. Everything you wanna know about getting weird with roadkill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The People in the Woods...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 142:52


    Originally Aired February 23, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Demon mirrors. Everything you wanna know about mall walking. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Shirtless Hillbilly Olympic Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2026 146:05


    Originally Aired February 20, 2026: What Canada has on US. Triple dick. Everything you wanna know about finding a dragon in the desert. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "Stroke" and Seizure

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 146:14


    Originally Aired February 19, 2026: Pickle assault. How you get a DUI while sober. Everything you wanna know about getting "caught" masturbating. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Golden Jaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 150:35


    Originally Aired February 18, 2026: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. That girl's a Hoover. Everything you wanna know about vagina boobs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Hot Fappuccino

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2026 142:56


    Originally Aired February 17, 2026: "Sting" operation. Pantie stealing cat. Everything you wanna know about a getaway donkey. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Frozen Puke, Bruised Coccyx

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 138:39


    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ass Cactus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2026 143:38


    Originally Aired February 13, 2026: They yell, they scream, they throw up on the floor. Rewriting history. Everything you wanna know about your baby daddy banging your sister. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Do Babies Fart?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2026 146:59


    Originally Aired February 12, 2026: Mailing your feces. Buzz balls. Everything you wanna know about evil winning in the end. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Mus-kie TV

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 145:20


    Originally Aired February 11, 2026: Scottish subway milk and cereal duck man. Getting naked at a theme park. Everything you wanna know about deadly kite festivals. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    HAMS 27th Anniversary

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 143:17 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired February 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Red Tuesday. Everything you wanna know about a hurt feelings report. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Scandinavian Elk Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 143:22 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired February 9, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Thunder box. Everything you wanna know about giving kids chewable laxatives. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Monkey Jerky

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 120:05 Transcription Available


    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Free Beer (Tomorrow)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 152:02 Transcription Available


    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    H.A.M.S. 4077th

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2026 140:58 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired February 4, 2026: Gassy grandmas. Footloose. Everything you wanna know about key string artillery shells. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Butt-weisers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2026 144:47 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired February 3, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Random celebrity encounters. Everything you wanna know about grandma's cabin. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Buy N Bulk Ho

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 145:05 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired February 2, 2026: Fight to the death: holiday character edition, ho. Using a blowtorch on gas lines, ho. Everything you wanna know about punching his hair off, ho. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Full-Assed Morning Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2026 152:17 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 30, 2026: Cheers > Your wife going into labor. Poop boot. Everything you wanna know about the museum of personal failures. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Mess with Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 144:49 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 29, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you. Everything you wanna know about being caught in a lie. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pasta La Vista

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2026 135:36 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ("Best Of"): Hatfishing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 145:34 Transcription Available


    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    They Just Tased Ryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 150:00 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 26, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Ketchup goes on everything. Everything you wanna know about minding your business at the local bus terminal. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Worst Queso-nario

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2026 144:19 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 23, 2026: Penis cage. Just roll a ball out. Everything you wanna know about shadow people. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Big Kahuna

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 143:32 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 22, 2026: You bit my nipple! Is that a fresh cow tooth? Everything you wanna know about wearing a banana suit. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Am So, So Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2026 145:22 Transcription Available


    Originally Aired January 21, 2026: Cereal behind the wheel. The uncatchable serial killer elephant. Everything you wanna know about being a Ram-ly man. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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