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Stupid News Extra 1-2-2026 … I'll do it for $100 Bucks
Stupid News 1-2-2026 6am …Dumb Door Dash Driver …He Saved Disney from a Massive Lawsuit …In China, you can't smoke in the Mall Bathrooms anymore
Stupid News 1-2-2026 8am …Fool Me Once …Taking a Bite out of a Toilet Seat is Gross and Impressive at the same time …She works 28 hours a day
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Stupid News Extra 12-24-2025 …You can put them in Prison, but don't take away their soccer
Stupid News 12-24-2025 6am …The Horrified Hotel Staff …Hundreds of Ghosts Shoes wash up on shore …They frown on the kind of behavior at Hobby Lobby
Stupid News 12-24-2025 8am …Don't Drink Your Own Blood or Anyone Else's …He should have visited his mother …Missing Cargo Plane Found 13 years later
00:49 – Show open, holiday greetings, and massive live server sound-off 06:29 – Festivus, Diwali, Yule, and “everyone is included” holiday chaos 09:55 – Return of Stupid News and podcast throwback energy 10:40 – Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and pop-culture headlines 12:40 – Cruise culture jokes, Disney controversy, and odd news reactions 15:32 – Audience reactions and grading the return of Stupid News 16:45 – Jules Verne joins the stage for a major community announcement 18:12 – Jules Verne officially announced for Star Trek Cruise IX (face reveal!) 19:40 – Talking Trek creator lineup revealed for the 2026 cruise 21:12 – Cape Canaveral meetup details, free tickets, and community plans 23:59 – Cruise meetups, swag, giveaways, and Scopely proximity jokes 25:00 – Cruise production upgrades, multi-camera streaming, and backpack tech discussion 27:15 – Streaming quality upgrades: 1080p60, bitrate increases, and Twitch limits 28:02 – Cruise panel restrictions, permissions, and appeal process explained 30:02 – Jules Verne impact on the community and long-term influence discussion 31:55 – Griffin exits; transition from announcements into year-end reflection 32:45 – Setting the tone for the 2025 retrospective and honest assessment 34:55 – Framing the discussion: best features, officers, and QoL of 2025 36:35 – G7 launch and regional/Veil space as a major gameplay shift 38:55 – Claim-All refinery button praised as top QoL improvement 41:05 – Squall ship impact across G5–G7 progression and loop value 44:40 – Evergreen officer discussion: Joaquin (Wrath of Khan) breakdown 48:30 – Regional chat, server interaction, and MMO identity finally realized 53:10 – Panel consensus, chat feedback, and comparative perspective vs 2024 58:20 – Wrapping the first hour: momentum, lessons learned, and tone shift 01:02:00 – Transition into 2025 year-in-review discussion 01:08:30 – Honest reflection: was 2025 better than 2024 for STFC? 01:15:20 – G7 launch, Veil space, and regional chat impact 01:21:45 – Joaquin (Wrath of Khan) and evergreen officer design discussion 01:28:40 – Claim-All button praised as best QoL improvement of the year 01:36:10 – Squall ship breakdown and why the loop still matters 01:52:30 – Regional gameplay, Veil chat interactions, and community scale 02:18:40 – Panel feedback, chat consensus, and feature prioritization 02:47:55 – Final thoughts on 2025 progress, lessons learned, and momentum
Stupid News 12-23-2025 6am …Family Accused of Boarding Plane with Dead Grandma …Shoplifter Makes a Rookie Mistake …We Are No Longer Evolving. We Now Are Going the Other Way
Stupid News 12-23-2025 8am …He hasn't been to sleep in over two years …She is addicted to calling the police …She Blends all her food into a Shake and Snorts it
Stupid News Extra 12-23-2025 …How does this guy not have Brain Damage?
Stupid News 12-22-2025 8am …The Glitch Overcharged Customers by 100 Times More Than They Owed …A 4-hour bathroom break …He was Drunk and Pretending to be a Police Officer
Stupid News 12-22-2025 6am …The sent the Bomb Squad out for a Box off Christmas Cards …The Movement to Crack Down on Jetway Jesus …The Santa Fetish is Real
Stupid News Extra 12-19-2025 …The Tortoise Started the Fire
Stupid News 12-19-2025 6am …Thieves in Montreal are giving Santa Claus a Bad Name … He stole a plane, but didn't know how to fly it …Sounded like a good diet at the time
Stupid News 12-19-2025 8am …Not sure if student dressed as The Grinch got away with it …They put $16 million worth of Cocaine in the Wrong Tractor Trailer …The 4th Wisemen was arrested
Stupid News Extra 12-18-2025 …It looks like either her husband's head or an avocado
Stupid News 12-18-2025 6am …The guy at the Morgue Selling Body Parts Sentenced to 8 Years …The Angry Raccoon interrupts dinner guests …Righteous Gemstones Type Church in Trouble over a Camel
Stupid News 12-18-2025 8am …53-year-old dumb-dumb scammed out of his life savings …AI is starting to help get Idiots Arrested …She dropped a Hot Thomas on someone's car, but avoids Jail Time
Stupid News Extra 12-17-2025 …Not a Good Look when the DA is caught buying Meth
Stupid News 12-17-2025 6am …This is one way to get a continuance for your court case …Nobody is shocked he had a stroke …Chinese Zootopia Fans are buying up Indonesian Pit Vipers
Stupid News 12-17-2025 8am …Buck Naked and Driving a Stolen Police Car …A Rat managed to strand a plane full of people in Aruba …The Human Depravity is beyond awful
Stupid News 12-16-2025 6am …Does this place look like a hotel to you?! …86 year old man accidently inhaled a leaf and was fined $330 bucks for spitting it out …Did someone slip him a mickey?
Stupid News Extra 12-16-2025 …Someone was Brandishing a Clarinet
Stupid News 12-15-2025 8am …He is a Super Creep. He's Super Creepy …She's a Cat Trapper …Another way to scam your way through college
Stupid News 12-15-2025 6am …Stupid News Follow-up: That Door Dash Driver was arrested …You always need to check for additional cameras …Malaysian Man jumped to his death trying to retrieve the Pickleball ball
Stupid News 12-15-2025 8am …He called the Police because the car he stole was towed …She pretended to be a Shaman and scammed people out of $11 Million Bucks …She was arrested for performing Oral Favors in the Parking Lot
: Stupid News Extra 12-15-2025 …Its Too Many Eggs! We Can't Handle All These Eggs!
Stupid News Extra 12-12-2025 …When the Magic Trick Goes Wrong
Stupid News 12-12-2025 6am …Hundreds of Porsche Owners in Russia are Screwed …This Door Dash Delivery Driver should be locked-up …He is Dolphin Man
Stupid News 12-12-2025 8am …She should have gotten jail time …The Dogs opened the door and let a Cow and a Horse inside …A Man and His Metal Detector
Stupid News Extra 12-11-2025 …For whom the Toll Tolls
Stupid News 12-11-2025 6am …The Condom was frozen under the surface at the Ice-Skating Rink …Please don't discard your raw sausages on the footpath …He didn't steal the BMW; he was teleported by Aliens into the car
Stupid News 12-11-2025 8am …He cut a hog open and started biting into its carcass …You will get a Huge Fine for walking the wrong way on the Escalator …Big Problems with the Sperm from one particular donor
Stupid News 12-10-2025 8am …Now you see them: Now you don't …The Transplant was successful, but the donor had Rabies …She's a Schizophrenic, but she actually was hearing voices
Stupid News 12-10-2025 6am …At some point the family is to blame …Who rides a Dirk Bike? …He went Really Old School Robbing the Liquor Store
Stupid News Extra 12-10-2025 …She was fired for going into work early
Stupid News Extra 12-9-2025 …Canadian Geese are A**holes
Stupid News 12-9-2025 6am …Man Arrested for using a Snowblower to blow snow on neighbor …Rina explains the many uses for a TV Remote …Not sure you would love her with her pants around her ankles
Stupid News 12-9-2025 8am …Iranian Robotics not quite cutting edge …Someone tried to deliver a Steak Dinner via a Drone into a prison …Apparently, Black Bears do not like riding hoverboards
Stupid News Extra 12-8-2025 …What happens when you get stuck Skydining?
Stupid News 12-8-2025 6am …Kohler introduces the Smart Camera Toilet …He still had the Key Fob so he stole the same car again …The last guy you want in your Firehouse
Stupid News 12-8-2025 8am … 2 Men Wrestling over a Riffle used to Shoot Rats …The Bank does not take Meth Deposits …You don't want to know where that Fabergé Egg has been
Stupid News Extra 12-5-2025 …There will be No Peeing on the Streets of Japan
Stupid News 12-5-2025 6am …He turned into a Mutant …Florida Priest arrested for not turning the other cheek …Why did he call in a Bomb Threat?
Stupid News 12-5-2025 8am …You got to read the small print ….He Kept a Large Amount of Pumpkin Seeds in his Rectum …Anti-Santa A**hole
Stupid News 12-4-2025 6am …His Door Mat read, “Come Back with a Warrant” So, they did. …Check-out Dez Nuts on that Car …She was probably hit in the face by an Egret
Stupid News 12-4-2025 8am …Man who Stopped Highway Traffic to Shoot Video is going to Prison …Man who was Presumed Dead for 5 years Reappears …The timing of when you Lick is very important
Stupid News Extra 12-4-2025 …Just how Durable is a Chinese Cigarette Lighter? Real Durable
Stupid News 12-4-2025 6am …His doormat read, “Come Back with a Warrant” So, they did. …Check-out Dez Nuts on that Car …She was probably hit in the face by an Egre