Podcasts about stupid news

Stupid News Extra 1-16-2026 …The Fastest Motorized Garbage Can on Earth

Stupid News 1-16-2026 6am …He set a World Record nobody cares about …James Taylor was arrested (No, not that James Taylor) …You could get away with it once or twice, but that's it

Stupid News 1-16-2026 8am …Just a reminder, you will be paying the Tarriff not the seller …Don't be such an Ice Hole …His pants were covered in Fentanyl

Stupid News 1-15-2026 6am …Human Toe or Mushroom? …Stranger knocks on a door and demands the homeowner make him a pizza …Better late than never, I guess

Stupid News Extra 1-15-2026 …Please, don't call 911 for Cigarettes

Stupid News 1-15-2026 8am …The Turbulence was so bad passengers flew about the cabin …He Robbed the Bank but gave the money to the waiter …Health Inspection at the Asian Massage Parlor does not go well

Stupid News Extra 1-14-2026 …But the GPS said to go straight

Stupid News 1-14-2026 6am …Marriage ruled invalid thanks to AI …Archaeologists Find Erect Thing …How is he even alive?

Stupid News 1-14-2026 8am …Early Leaders in the Clubhouse for "Worst Parents of the Year" …Of course, the Bear wants to live under the house …She died in the Airport so she should be allowed to board the plane

Stupid News 1-13-2026 6am …I'm with Stupid …Bored? How about Sticking a Potato Up Your Rectum? …She does not have the right to be sexual

Stupid News 1-13-2026 8am …That's just a Rhino playing with a Miniature Deer …I think after the first spider bite you might want to put something on your feet …She could handle Dumb and Broke, but Bald too? No Way!

Stupid News Extra 1-13-2026 …The Birthday Balloons were filled with Hydrogen (Boom)

Stupid News Extra 1-12-2026 …He's Generated over 157 Million Views on YouTube

Stupid News 1-12-2026 6am …Hopeless Romantic Hoped for a Chance Meeting …It's Never a Good Idea to Flip-off Police Officers …He got the painting for $198 bucks at a Garage Sale and guess what?

Stupid News 1-12-2026 8am …Google's AI labeled the Wrong Guy a Sex Offender …Man on a Train romancing his AI App …Woman jailed over a Fake AI Generated Text Message

Stupid News 1-9-2026 8am ...The ol' leech in the bladder treatment ...Yeah, that will play well with the judge ...So 50 sheep walk into a grocery store

Stupid News 1-9-2026 6am …He has Stolen Bones from over 100 Tombs …That is not just Crack, it's Crack Crack …Food to Die For

Stupid News Extra 1-9-2026 …She Lost Her Noodles

Stupid News Extra 1-7-2026 …If It Evokes the Thought Process, It's Art

Stupid News 1-8-2026 6am …OnlyFans Models from other countries are coming to America …So a Dude and His Horse walk into a Target in NYC …Whoever Stole the Walrus Penis Bone, Please Bring It Back

Stupid News 1-8-2026 8am …She was just trying to be a Mermaid …13-year-old boy in Japan drops out of school to focus on his E Sports Career …He's Literally Hung like a Horse

Stupid News 1-7-2026 8am …The Stole a Half Million Bucks in Tip Money …He only Speaks Fluent Spanish after Surgery …FYI, Urinating on People from a Rooftop is Illegal

Stupid News Extra 1-7-2026 …This whole thing could have been avoided by just not having an affair

Stupid News 1-7-2026 6am …While she was giving birth, her Ex stole her car …The DoD warns Canada to stop sending Butt Plugs to Bahrain

Stupid News Extra 1-6-2026 …Enough with Firing Guns straight up into the air

Stupid News 1-6-2026 6am …Marriage Rate in China dropped dramatically in 2025 …Mail Carrier goes to great links to stop a Would-be Porch Pirate …Of course he's not a Mail Man

Stupid News 1-6-2026 8am …7-year-old Porch Pirate gets his just desserts …He was hiding his gun under his fake boobs

Stupid News Extra 1-5-2026 …D**khead Neighbor Finally Arrested

Stupid News 1-5-2026 6am …Police Officer Accused of Shape-Shifting into a Frog …She just loves setting fires …People Suck

Stupid News 1-5-2026 8am ...Trying to open a gay club in Pakistan ...A psychic that comes with a guarantee ...Tired of Squatters? This might be your guy

Stupid News Extra 1-2-2026 … I'll do it for $100 Bucks

Stupid News 1-2-2026 6am …Dumb Door Dash Driver …He Saved Disney from a Massive Lawsuit …In China, you can't smoke in the Mall Bathrooms anymore

Stupid News 1-2-2026 8am …Fool Me Once …Taking a Bite out of a Toilet Seat is Gross and Impressive at the same time …She works 28 hours a day

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Stupid News 12-24-2025 8am …Don't Drink Your Own Blood or Anyone Else's …He should have visited his mother …Missing Cargo Plane Found 13 years later

Stupid News 12-24-2025 6am …The Horrified Hotel Staff …Hundreds of Ghosts Shoes wash up on shore …They frown on the kind of behavior at Hobby Lobby

Stupid News Extra 12-24-2025 …You can put them in Prison, but don't take away their soccer

00:49 – Show open, holiday greetings, and massive live server sound-off 06:29 – Festivus, Diwali, Yule, and “everyone is included” holiday chaos 09:55 – Return of Stupid News and podcast throwback energy 10:40 – Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and pop-culture headlines 12:40 – Cruise culture jokes, Disney controversy, and odd news reactions 15:32 – Audience reactions and grading the return of Stupid News 16:45 – Jules Verne joins the stage for a major community announcement 18:12 – Jules Verne officially announced for Star Trek Cruise IX (face reveal!) 19:40 – Talking Trek creator lineup revealed for the 2026 cruise 21:12 – Cape Canaveral meetup details, free tickets, and community plans 23:59 – Cruise meetups, swag, giveaways, and Scopely proximity jokes 25:00 – Cruise production upgrades, multi-camera streaming, and backpack tech discussion 27:15 – Streaming quality upgrades: 1080p60, bitrate increases, and Twitch limits 28:02 – Cruise panel restrictions, permissions, and appeal process explained 30:02 – Jules Verne impact on the community and long-term influence discussion 31:55 – Griffin exits; transition from announcements into year-end reflection 32:45 – Setting the tone for the 2025 retrospective and honest assessment 34:55 – Framing the discussion: best features, officers, and QoL of 2025 36:35 – G7 launch and regional/Veil space as a major gameplay shift 38:55 – Claim-All refinery button praised as top QoL improvement 41:05 – Squall ship impact across G5–G7 progression and loop value 44:40 – Evergreen officer discussion: Joaquin (Wrath of Khan) breakdown 48:30 – Regional chat, server interaction, and MMO identity finally realized 53:10 – Panel consensus, chat feedback, and comparative perspective vs 2024 58:20 – Wrapping the first hour: momentum, lessons learned, and tone shift 01:02:00 – Transition into 2025 year-in-review discussion 01:08:30 – Honest reflection: was 2025 better than 2024 for STFC? 01:15:20 – G7 launch, Veil space, and regional chat impact 01:21:45 – Joaquin (Wrath of Khan) and evergreen officer design discussion 01:28:40 – Claim-All button praised as best QoL improvement of the year 01:36:10 – Squall ship breakdown and why the loop still matters 01:52:30 – Regional gameplay, Veil chat interactions, and community scale 02:18:40 – Panel feedback, chat consensus, and feature prioritization 02:47:55 – Final thoughts on 2025 progress, lessons learned, and momentum

Stupid News 12-23-2025 6am …Family Accused of Boarding Plane with Dead Grandma …Shoplifter Makes a Rookie Mistake …We Are No Longer Evolving. We Now Are Going the Other Way

Stupid News 12-23-2025 8am …He hasn't been to sleep in over two years …She is addicted to calling the police …She Blends all her food into a Shake and Snorts it

Stupid News Extra 12-23-2025 …How does this guy not have Brain Damage?

Stupid News 12-22-2025 6am …The sent the Bomb Squad out for a Box off Christmas Cards …The Movement to Crack Down on Jetway Jesus …The Santa Fetish is Real

Stupid News 12-22-2025 8am …The Glitch Overcharged Customers by 100 Times More Than They Owed …A 4-hour bathroom break …He was Drunk and Pretending to be a Police Officer

Stupid News Extra 12-19-2025 …The Tortoise Started the Fire

Stupid News 12-19-2025 6am …Thieves in Montreal are giving Santa Claus a Bad Name … He stole a plane, but didn't know how to fly it …Sounded like a good diet at the time

Stupid News 12-19-2025 8am …Not sure if student dressed as The Grinch got away with it …They put $16 million worth of Cocaine in the Wrong Tractor Trailer …The 4th Wisemen was arrested

Stupid News 12-18-2025 6am …The guy at the Morgue Selling Body Parts Sentenced to 8 Years …The Angry Raccoon interrupts dinner guests …Righteous Gemstones Type Church in Trouble over a Camel

Stupid News 12-18-2025 8am …53-year-old dumb-dumb scammed out of his life savings …AI is starting to help get Idiots Arrested …She dropped a Hot Thomas on someone's car, but avoids Jail Time

Stupid News Extra 12-18-2025 …It looks like either her husband's head or an avocado

Stupid News 12-17-2025 6am …This is one way to get a continuance for your court case …Nobody is shocked he had a stroke …Chinese Zootopia Fans are buying up Indonesian Pit Vipers