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The agony aunt podcast in which we try to solve your trivial problems using the great books, music and films of our age. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.


    • Dec 22, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Agony Art

    It's a Wonderful Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 71:58


    Just when you thought series 2 was over, we bring you a Christmas surprise: one more episode, in which we only solve problems related to elves, shelves, and Santa Claus. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/12/S02E13.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Oh Lawd, We Podcastin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 73:39


    In the series 2 finale, we tackle the most ridiculous problems that have been submitted this series, with the help of classic art like The Terminator, A Clockwork Orange, Die Hard, and the musical Eugenius. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/12/S02E12.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    How Sweet to Be Three Idiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 79:15


    In this, our one year anniversary episode, we discourage larceny with examples from The Italian Job and The Feather Thief by Kirk Wallace Johnson, and encourage wallowing in teenage angst with the help of the Twilight series and The Sex Pistols. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/11/S02E11.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Every Problem Can Be Solved by Top Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 64:05


    This week, we've overcome our technical difficulties, and we're here to solve all your problems with a single film: Top Gun. Well, that and 30+ other films, books and songs. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/11/S02E10.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Winging It

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 59:08


    We haven't done enough prep for this week's episode, so (insert rest of episode description here). Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/11/S02E09.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Empire's Got Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 62:43


    This week, we bring you disappointing book-to-film adaptations, Karl's Star Wars fantasies, and Three Lions over and over again. If you thought our listeners had problems, wait till you hear us trying to solve them... Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/11/S02E08.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Night of the Problem-Solving Dummies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 67:03


    This week brings the first Agony Art Halloween Special! We're solving all our listeners' spookiest problems with the help of films, books and music so scary that you probably won't be able to hear us talking over the sound of your own screaming.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/10/S02E07.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Swap Right Now, Thank You Very Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 62:20


    This week, we fancied a change up, so we're swapping roles: Aaron on films, Karl on music, and Liam on books. Does it improve our recommendations? Well, there's only one way to find out... Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/10/S02E06.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Agony Art After Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 62:38


    This week, we solve your problems in the bedroom... from Aaron's spare bedroom.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/10/S02E05.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Why Hollywood Loves Rats

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 70:37


    We recorded this entire episode in our sleep, and when we woke up, we were so impressed with what we heard that we just had to release it. Don't worry - we've cut the 40 minutes of snoring that followed the episode on the original recording.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/10/S02E04.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Nosy Neighbours, Lost Laptops and Crypto Crashes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 60:56


    This week, we help you deal with grief, tell you why it's good to befriend your neighbours, and DO NOT GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/09/S02E03.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Chumbawamba Chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 51:44


    In this episode, we help our listeners fight for what they believe in, leverage business speak for maximum synergy, and remember their co-worker's names.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/09/S02E02.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Cromwelcome Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 56:53


    Agony Art is back! We're starting series 2 with a bucketload of unexplained Cromwell references, a big debate over whether or not Captain America is worthy, and a problem that will leave fans of Animal Crossing STUNNED! If that's not clickbaity enough for you, we don't know what will be. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/09/S02E01.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The First Annual Agony Arties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 68:22


    This week, we're reviving our full-length format to bring you a finale packed with more content than any episode before it. Brace yourself for thousands of hours of art recommendations, another impossible game show, and an awards ceremony so self-indulgent that we would have abandoned the whole thing, had it not been so much fun. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/06/S01E08.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 12: 4 8 15 16 23 42

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 35:52


    In the very last Lockdown Lite, we solve your problems with Legally Blonde, Schools of Philosophy, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, and those magical lottery numbers from Lost. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/06/S01LL12.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 11: Probing Me, Probing You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 45:27


    This week, we're giving Liam a go at hosting, resulting in an episode at least 10 minutes longer than we aimed for. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/05/S01LL11.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 10: It Could Be Worse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 36:34


    On this week's Lockdown Lite, we solve a snoring problem with Franz Ferdinand and Force Majeure, and a work addiction with Peter Pan and Batman. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/05/S01LL10.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 09: Thrilled in the Line of Duty

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 36:09


    This week, we're all about that bass, even if that does confuse an entire generation of music students. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/05/S01LL09.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 08: Lamb Shanks and Scary Pranks

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 35:07


    In this episode, Aaron keeps all his suggestions child-friendly, while Liam recommends Meatloaf to veggies and Karl puts severed heads in the fridge.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/05/S01LL08.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 07: The Self-Titled Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 42:38


    This week's Lockdown Lite has us grabbing you by the Sandra Bullocks and telling you to believe in yourself, with the help of hype men, training montages and self-delusion. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/04/S01LL07.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 06: This Isn't Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 36:27


    In the longest Lockdown Lite yet, Karl breaks an NDA to reveal this year's must-have investment, and Liam breaks his silence on actors using Auto-Tune. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/04/S01LL06.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 05: Top Quality Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 35:20


    In this episode, Liam takes back his previous advice, Karl takes a long time to make a small point, and Aaron just wants to talk about how clever he thinks he is. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/04/S01LL05.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 04: Offensive at First Sight

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 33:16


    In this episode, Whitney Houston helps us deal with a lying friend, Morrissey cheers everyone up, and The Blues Brothers take us on an adventure that's fun for the whole family. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/04/S01LL04.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 03: Small Talk = Big Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 31:31


    In this week's episode, we traverse ridges and valleys to avoid small talk, and refuse to return to work, even if our contracts say we have to. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/03/S01LL03.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 02: How to Train Your Parrot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 33:29


    In this week's episode, Karl has a clone, Liam has too many hobbies, and Aaron sings Disney hits like no one from Disney's legal department is watching.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/03/S01LL02.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lockdown Lites 01: Not on Mute

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 34:50


    In this episode, we look back on the podcast so far, share the most amazing facts that Zoom quizzes have taught us, and try to keep our Internet flatulence to a minimum.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/03/S01LL01.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Series 1 Update: We're on a Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 9:30


    Happy new year, Agony Art fans!This week, instead of dropping a new episode, we bring some disappointing news... for now. We tried with all our might to fit in more recording sessions and finish series 1 before new COVID restrictions kicked in at the end of 2020, but in the end, we just couldn't manage it. So, instead, we're taking a break, until we can all get together again and bring you the second half of series 1 that you deserve. We'll be back later in 2021 with series 1, part 2.But we're not just leaving you in the lurch. We still have some book, film and music recommendations, in this mini episode and in the blog post below:http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2021/01/S01-Break.htmlCheck it out, and please hit Subscribe, or Follow, or whatever the button says, so you're ready for when we return later in the year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Grabbing Life by the Arts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 73:53


    In this week's episode, we discuss pop music's worst lyrics, remember TV's best theme tunes, and wonder how many situations the words "only joking" can really get us out of.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/12/S01E07.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Three Unwise Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 71:29


    In Agony Art's first Christmas Special, we love mince pies, brussels sprouts and Die Hard, and hate that bloke from Love Actually who basically stalks his best friend's wife.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/12/S01E06.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    We Have A Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 69:19


    After recording the first four episodes of Agony Art, we realised that we're just like you, and we have issues too. So, in this episode, we take a break from solving listener problems, to work on our own instead.Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/12/S01E05.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Three Quarantinis - Shaken, Not Stirred

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 73:27


    In this Quarantine Special episode, we sit in a kitchen in July, making several incorrect assumptions: that lockdown is over and will not return; that facing away from the mics when we cough will make those coughs inaudible; and that we have the ability to deal with serious topics with even a hint of tact and sensitivity. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below.All episodes in this series were recorded at times when lockdown had been lifted in our areas. If you have been struggling during COVID-19 and need real support, you probably already know that that's not something we can provide. If you hit the show notes link below, you'll find resources from people who are actually qualified to help.Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/12/S01E04.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    F.R.E.N.E.M.I.E.S

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 85:21


    In our longest episode yet, we dominate conversations, imagine having friends, and find out, after years of wondering, whether Westlife can actually cut it. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/11/S01E03.htmlSpotify playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3aO2k0p0zDLI2Uzhcu5fIy?si=4ytwFvJnSM6HIDjEJ0-j0A Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Tit-for-Tats and Copycats

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 58:35


    This week on the Agony Art podcast, we wonder if we swear too much, how hard it is to write jingles, and why Liam is the only one of us who learned the difference between Greek and Roman mythology. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/11/S01E02.htmlSpotify playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2nClPDUcqIeI4SjTNXIBw2?si=3mGZkJS2S_Kc-3b0WNXr9Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Mums, The Ones and Swaggering Chums

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 66:44


    In the first official episode of the Agony Art podcast, we get a bit too cocky, realise that we need to work on our entertaining chat, and wonder whether it's obvious that Phil Collins is British. Please note that this podcast contains strong language, spoilers, and very, very bad advice. We're not really here to solve your problems, just to entertain you with the music, films and books we love. To that end, you can find links to all the art we recommended in this episode below. Show notes (complete with corrections for all the mistakes we made):http://www.agonyartpodcast.com/2020/12/S01E01.htmlSpotify playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7bGgXLtELKfAOQKAAENaIQ?si=d_k9S0KnShCq10dvvuOlwg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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