America’s Scaryland

Tonight the cast sit down and chat about the odd horror movie 13 Cameras. They discuss the in and out of the lost language of grunting. Why it is important to have good cell coverage around your house. The importance of why you should have a guard dog, and many other topics. o strap in, this one take a wild turn. Go get your 20 oz Orange Crush and a pack of Fun Dip, recline back in your Lazy Boy and enjoy the show!

This week the cast sits down to watch the Burton classic Sleepy Hollow.  They discuss Tim's ties to the Sith. What IS and IS NOT considered a movie factoid. As well as how distinct Chirs Walken is in anything he does! So grab your Snuggie, and that bowl of chocolate ice cream sitting in your fridge and enjoy the show. 

Hi there friends! The keeps keeping on this week as Nic and Jake begin a two part series on the Legendary Lake Mills, WI. Lot going on for this one including Jake's attempt to be the history teacher he always knew he could be. So grab a pen and paper and take notes for this first step into a larger world.

This week the cast watches The Ritual. They discuss the definition of hiking. They come to an agreement about whiny characters in Horror movies. Why you should never accept water from a stranger, and many other topics. Grab your Bits' O Honey and settle into your seat, things are about to get animalistic!

Hey all! This week the boys are going for a little hunt for the smallest of mythical beings the Fairy folk. They follow the old lore and some new tails as they explore what makes a fairy. Just remember if you say you don't believe in them they will die and you better start clapping. 

On this very special Horror Holiday, the cast breaks down this classic horror movie. They discuss why it is important to have a lock on the inside of your pantry, why the connotation of the word Uncle is usually creepy, and they get to the root of just how to get water out of your broken faucet. Get your Jiffy Pop warmed up and nestle in for a great time!

Buckle up the boys are back with part 2 of Alien Abductions. More stories and more talk of butt stuff, there seems to be a pattern forming here. 

This week the cast of Scaryland Theater dig their own graves. Join us as we discuss the dangers of crossing the street, Navy attire, accents,  the responsibility of 8-year-olds and more! Get your popcorn ready, get your favorite pet and curl up next to your big screen as we delve into the 1980's classic horror movie, Pet Cemetery.          Title/Credit music by: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod

Hey everyone have you ever wanted to go to space? Have you ever wanted to meet an alien? Well you just might but it won't be on your terms. The boys get to talking about alien abductions and Galaxy Quest starring Tim Allen. So sit back and relax and don't worry that it's an hour later than it should be.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first showing at The Scaryland Theater. Join us as we discuss the all time classic and true example of great horror filmmaking with the john Carpenter production starring Jamie Lee Curtis and The Shape. It's the Day and the movie Halloween!

Holy cow there guys. The boys are back after taking the summer of craziness off to reflect on life and all things quarantine. But now they are back and oh goodness they found a beast in the woods that embodies the spirit of isolation. So grab a snack and a blanket and take a trip into the forbidden tales of the Wendigo.

Hey everyone! It's been awhile but we're back with a new Scary Bit. This time we head to a small town in Iowa that saw a woman's lifelong battle between good and evil. This episode took work to record and then needed time to release. Enjoy. Thanks guys.

Hey there guys! The boys here missed a week but come back with a strange Iowa bat-winged creature. Van Meter, IA is home to a creature that covered the skies and caves below before disappearing to history. Take a listen and see what you make of this possible copyright infringement from 1903. 

Hello people out there. We got ghosts, we got scared sorority girls, we got grandfather clocks and we got Spanish Flu. This we pull up a chair, 6ft away please, and listen to Jake talk about an old school specter in Iowa.

Hey hey all, hope everyone is staying safe and staying inside. Jake is back again this week with another short peak into some Iowa paranormal. This time he's talking Sasquatch of the corn fed variety. Is there a legendary cryptid roaming the cornfields of Iowa or just a little hairy dude? Tune in and find out and also help answer, is it Bigfoots or Bigfeet? We must know!

 Hey everyone out there. Welcome back for some more scary bits with Jake. This week this guy is talking about a spooky place in Iowa that started as a "Poor Farm" then became a hospital for the insane and then a mental health hospital. Now it is one of the most haunted places fed by corn. 

Why hello there, welcome back to another short little chat with Jake as he explores Iowa spooky stuff. This week he is take a stroll across a bridge of legend and disaster. The Lover's Leap Bridge is long and hangs high above the ground but is it home to a spirit of love. 

Hey there folk! So during this crazy time in the world the boys have to take a small break from the weird and spooky of Wisconsin and stay inside. But they didn't want to leave you all with nothing to fill your alone times with so Jake sat down to talk about some scary stuff from the Hawkeye state, Iowa. Its a short chat, just a little bit, a Scary Bit....

True Crime! It's here your boys Nic and Jake take a step into the world of murder and sadness as they explore Wisconsin serial killers. The boys hit up the top dogs, some small potatoes and an unknown that, if true, may be the biggest serial killer of all time. So sit back get depressed and lets hunt a killer or two in America's Scaryland.

Strap in there folks this one is a trip. The cabin fever has finally gotten to the boys as they dive feet first into the ice waters of the Jack Dawson Time-traveler theory. The real life tragedy turned box office smash, The Titanic, may be hiding some very deep connections to a future far beyond our nightmares. Jake and Nic have left the rails behind on this one so grab your life-vest and leave the women and children for this week in America's Scaryland.  

Welcome everybody. This week on America's Scaryland the boys continue their indoor probings as the Wisconsin winter blows on but don't worry they are doing just fine. Join the boys as they explore an unexplained phenomenon from Clintonville, WI. Nic and Jake also discuss reality, different types of planets, and of obviously the shady government that runs our lives. So hey come on in, please bring beer, and lets go sonic boom!

Hello again from the snow-covered land of scares. This week the boys are flying high as they venture the virtual skies for the legendary Thunderbird. Join the boys as they soar around the internet and attempt to solve the mystery of giant birds. What do the stories really speak of in the skies of ancient America. Will Nic and Jake figure it out or is this episode for the birds? 

God it's cold out there. Join the boys as they go for a swim in the Devil's Triangle. This massive spot covers the majority of Lake Michigan and has stories of sunken ships, crashed planes and an underwater Stonehenge. Nic and Jake are toughing out the winter and the isolation is getting to them. So come on in and keep them company this week and hope the time warp in the bathroom opens up soon. 

Hey constant listeners, the indoor season of America's Scaryland continues. This week the boys dive into a fun game of how will the world end and where will you be? Nic and Jake take a trip all over the state and figure out the best place to ride out the last days. There is also a Canadian accent and a lot of talk about Milwaukee, which Jake apologizes for. Have fun with this one and remember it all has to end sometime, might as well grab a beer and go out in style.  

Hey there folks, welcome back to the continuing indoor adventures of America's Scaryland. This week the boys take a look at what happens when an urban legend meets real world consequences as they dive into the depths of the internet and explore Slenderman. The tall, dark, and dashingly dressed mythical figure is said to haunt the woods and in this case it's the woods of Wisconsin. Hey it's kind of a dark probing but it ends in a bathroom.

Hey there boys and girls! Welcome back for the first probing of season 2 of America's Scaryland. So the evil winter snow gods have covered the state in enough cold and ice to build a wall or some other Game of Thrones reference. The boys tried to go outside but slipped and spilled a beer so they went back in and hopped on the information super highway known locally as the internet. So sit back, cover up and drink some hot chocolate and listen to the totally scientific story of the great lizard monster of Northern Wisconsin.

Holy cow guys, did you catch the end of the last probing? What was that crash? Did a witch follow the boys home and kidnap them away to the hidden coven of Whitewater? Is this episode being recorded in the tower? Find out the answer to these questions and more this week on America's Scaryland. Same podcast time! Same podcast app!

Hey there folks this is it, the season 1 finale. The boys head over to Whitewater and go on the hunt for some ghosts and witches. There is an uneasy feeling in the air and a full moon in the sky but we got Nic out of the car and brought a special guest to explore a tower and college campus where it is said a witch coven still works today. Will we find a wicked witch or a bubble floating good witch? Find out with us and lets hope no one follows us home.

Here we are folks, the end of the saga. The boys hit the road one last time in search of that old man Mr. Weary. Along with new guest Aaron, Nic and Jake take one more walk in the tree tunnel of dreams in hopes of finding ghosts and answers to what happened to a guy who liked kids a bit too much. Are the guys on the right track or are they cruisin' for a bruisin'? Hop in and find out, just don't look in the mirror.

Hey Folks! Welcome to America's Scaryland's first Christmas Special! Nic and Jake are in a festive mood, they are ready to probe into some of the scary and strange Christmas creatures from around the world. The boys also reminisce about their favorite holiday memories as they get to know the darker side of this holly jolly time of year. Set out the milk and cookies, don't forget your holiday cheer! It's CHRISTMAS!!!

What's up with Aliens? This week the boys probe deep into the out of this world topic of far off visitors. The small town of Belleville, WI is the just the jumping off point as Nic and Jake talk all things not of this world. So sit down, grab your tinfoil hat, and lets hit light-speed in search of the truth, which we are told is out there. 

That's right kids, this week the boys tackle the big hairy guy himself as they head into the woods of Northern Wisconsin on the internet. It's cold out there so Nic and Jake do a little web-searching for Nic's nephew and why he doesn't call anymore. Will the guys prove that there is a missing link wandering the woods? Will they find out if Sasquatch is naturally blurry or if he can turn it on or off at will? All will be revealed on this Probing of America's Scaryland!

Nic & Jake are back on the road less traveled, like any good sequel it's bigger and better. This week the boys are driving and WALKING the back roads of Wisconsin, joined by special guest Frank Moran. The bugs are out, the stars are bright and the car has finally stopped! Join the boys on a trip down the haunted memory lane known as Weary Rd in America's Scaryland.

This week the boys take a trip through the internet to probe the strange Missing 411 phenomenon. They explore why a large number of people are going missing in the National Parks of the U.S. Can Nic & Jake figure out where these people are going or what is causing them to vanish? Pack your bags, don't forget the bug spray and lets take a hike. 

This week on America's Scaryland, Nic and Jake head to the Wisconsin capital Madison to check out the haunted woods surrounding Lake View Sanitarium. This old tuberculosis hospital ran for almost 40 years and saw the worst cases of the disease during its run. After the doors of the hospital closed stories of strange things happening on the grounds began and some say that not all the patients left after the beds were emptied. Hang out with the boys as they try to make contact and seek answers to questions about bugs and stuff.

On this week's Probing the boys head to the Dead Postman's Tower and search for the ghosts that are said to haunt it. On top of the tales of spirits and paranormal events the tower is tied to a mythical beast. Will the boys uncover the truth laying beneath Elk Mound? Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor stories of ghosts will stop this trip into America's Scaryland.

Yet another week of probing into the scary parts of Wisconsin. This week the boys head out to a small stretch of road known for being haunted by an old man burned for his love of children. Years later people still wonder if Old Man Weary was guilty or not? We leave this probing wondering if Nic will ever stop the car again?  Buckle up and cruise with us down Weary Road. Don't look in the mirror.

The first probing in America's Scaryland finds the boys, Nic and Jake, heading down to the old mining town of Mineral Point, Wisconsin in search of a vampire stalking the townsfolk. Stake and Sun-bake kids!

Get pumped for the upcoming fun. Here is the trailer for our first season of America's Scaryland!!!