Backyard Bonfire

Frank's dad jokes have gone too far!

Tree Lights, Balance, TV. This episode has these things in it, enjoy! Bonus drinking game, every time there' an audio problem or you think there was a cut.

The hiatus is over. Do our phones make us cyborgs? How much do we judge people from our pasts? These are the questions that have been brewing over the past few weeks.Welcome back and enjoy!

25 years in the making he's finally done it! Also Frank keeps unplugging his microphone. Enjoy!

Is a hot minute quick or slow? Do the youths and their slang know? Maybe Rob knows. 

We've had our fun with Halloween bracket tournaments, it's time to do a draft of our favorite spooky and not so spooky things.

The bureaucracy to track down a passport turned out to be quite the story, and Frank is able to share that excitement with us this week on the Backyard Bonfire. 

Pick a letter, any letter. The bonfire takes the time to write some letters. Not notes to friends, but the actual alphabet. Yes, that's right. You can listen to a podcast where two dudes practice writing the alphabet. Enjoy!

Frank's trapped in a hotel room, Andrew ponder banana bread. It's an episode.

The bonfire boys are back to learn thing, talk about thing, and perhaps entertain with another slice of life chat around the virtual fire.

Frank has a fun radio prompt for us - Andrew gets a quick voacb lesson in for the holidays.Yo Ho and Enjoy!

Pickleball! I forgot to mention Pickleball! Ya'll should try playing this wacky-named sport that's taking over the nation. 

Happy Labor Day! The bonfire talks about football being back. Andrew got his hands on Pokemon cards, and a question about trees!

Andrew wants to start a cult; Frank wants to start a zoo. The bonfire gang discusses the strategies for both and how they'd like to serve their inevitable prison sentences for these hijinks. Enjoy!

What do you value more your fingers or your toes? That is the question the boys delve into this week. Also in this episode, Bluey is still a good show, Tom Hanks is still and incredible actor, is it too late to run away, and what fell off a truck for Andrew this time? Enjoy!

The bonfire has a nice lowkey conversation about milk, shirts, clubs, and Mother Teresa.Cheers!

The Bonfire looks at some geographic data in regard to magic, and Andrew proposes a theory about the infamous sorting hat at Hogwarts.

All the info you need for this episode is in the title. Basically... the world is a scary place. Enjoy

With a last minute podcast, the bonfire boys are talking about not wasting water, school art projects, and a PSA with a lesson learned from the video games of Andrew's youth.

The Bonfire is here for a fin discussion about their obsession with fantasy football, birds, and a few other things. Enjoy!

Frank and Andrew were on the same wavelength again coming into this episode, where Frank walks us through increasingly absurd ethical dilemmas. If you want to play the games the bonfire talks about on the show you can check out the website here: neal.fun

Happy 4th of July! It's the perfect time of year to hate fireworks and calculate if buying Dippin Dots is feasible. Plus, the truth behind running with scissors. 

Bugs, flags, raffles, and even superpowers! This episode of the backyard bonfire really has it all. Join Andrew and Frank as they continue their weekly virtual bonfire where they can't help but talk about nonsense.Enjoy the show!

How quickly are the boys changing out of their pants? Frank isn't ready for school to start. Also, a naughty critter caused some trouble up in Canada.Enjoy the episode!

The Bonfire talks about skydiving accidents, the ideal monitor set up and, a garlic conspiracy....Enjoy the Show!

The bonfire buddies discuss what music they're listening to in an emergency, lies movies told us, and more!Enjoy the episode and be sure to like and subscribe!

The bonfire boys share the poems they wrote, then go on to talk about an assortment of nonsense. Cheers!

Poet, Lyricist, Bard, Duck? We just call him Frank nowadays, but once upon a time he had a way with words. Enjoy :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but which are better? The bonfire discusses both and also take time to learn who owns Australia.Enjoy!

Frank's not here to defend himself so Andrew gets to blame him for not having an episode for you fine folks this week. Andrew does pose a question to you the audience, and we encourage you to debate it amongst yourselves and with your loved ones in place of this episode. Love to you all.

The results are in, the grapes played a key part. Frank bought a trampoline. Enjoy another slice of life around the Backyard Bonfire

Just in time for the NFL draft, Frank's Snack Attack vs Andrew's Snacktacular: two teams draft the best snacks. If one team picks a snack the other team can't have them. Which team drafter the better snack line up let us know! With a guest call from Dr. Brother Rob. Who does he think has the best snack lineup? Find out next week on... the Backyard Bonfire.

This episode has layers, like an ogre

Is the your name tattoo a clever joke or a reference to the anime, the only way to find out is to listen as the guys hang out and discuss tattoos, truck finds, and Target

WrestleMania was this past weekend, so the bonfire explores their potential as professional wrestlers. Andrew also gets excited about roundabouts while Frank hates on the worst minute of sports. Enjoy!

Frank's internet doesn't work. Andrew forgot to upload after recording. It's one of those weeks! Enjoy.

Frank is left to his own devices as Andrew takes a much needed day off from podcasting. Hear what Frank has to say about the biggest conspiracy theories as well as some of his biggest pet peeves.

Wheels or Doors? The debate taking the internet by storm has made its way to the backyard bonfire! Also, Tom Brady Unretired, will he re-retire? Enjoy!

Frank is here with the tough questions, like what's the best color sports beverage, what's the peak high school moment, and what's the best way to use a luffa. Enjoy!

Sometimes time just gets away from you. It's been a crazy week that regretfully caused us not to be able to record an episode for you fine folks this week. Next week we'll be back better than ever, we love you.

Frank is excited to share his meal-prepped burritos! Andrew inquires about Frank's work boots. Enjoy

 Frank returns and regales us with his adventures! Andrew poorly explains feremented rye cereal.

Andrew is excited to welcome back his buddy Ken to the podcast. They're talking time travel, they're talking Goosebumps, they're talking Jackass 4Ever. They had a good bit of fun. Enjoy.

When you speak into the void, does it speak back to you? Andrew attempts to find out by sharing a recipe with the void and recommending to the void some movies to watch. Enjoy!

Andrew has to deal with his co-host's absence by delving into what he knows best, video games. Fun facts about Hades, Pokémon, and of course the Blizzard-Activision acquisition by Microsoft. Also, the promise to fall 10% more in love with this podcast is possibly fulfilled? find out how and enjoy!

Frank has pressing matters to attend to, Andrew likes to hear himself talk, and proceeds to do so this entire episode. Enjoy.

Frank's second child will arrive soon in this world, so the bonfire reminisces about their childhoods. 

The Bonfire sits down to have a nice chat about a bunch of nothings, what more could you want in the new year? Enjoy.

The fire discusses the end of the year, Frank demonstrates his knowledge of the planets, and Andrew has a question about a birthday dessert. 

If a tree falls in your driveway and it's too dark outside to see, did it actually fall? Are omelettes scrambled eggs? These are the philosophical questions you can only get the answers to around The Backyard Bonfire.

Ever wonder what dragon tastes like? Frank traveled to Medieval Times to find out. Andrew contemplated ordering some beef in bulk.