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The Bastards road trip down to Texas (by way of Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and finally Texas).  We did a bunch of roadside attraction stuff on the way down, then finally got to Houston to attend a music festival we went down for, and on Saturday night of the festival, recorded this episode.  There's also a video accompanying this podcast that Will recorded and edited of many of our trip shenanigans.  This episode is all over the place, as I was exhausted and we hadn't recorded in a year!  We had a blast though and hope you guys will too.  See link below for the video: The Bastards Go Down To Texas    

The Bastards are finally together!  Will flew out to Brent, and they jumped in the car and road tripped it to Texas.  We went to Dealey Plaza, some cool record stores, BUC-EE'S, and the music festival we travelled for.  This was a great trip and a fun episode.  Listen to the end for an announcement.

Short semi-bonus episode here, as Brents internet shit the bed in the middle of Will telling his Alice Cooper concert story.  Buckcherry sucks, and so does Brents internet.

Will and I didn't really have an agenda this week before recording, but the conversation turned to guns and records, and wound up being a lot of fun!

It's been a long two weeks!  Brent and Will both did some travelling for out of town events, Will scored a couple of badass grails for his collection, Brent went on a record spree in preparation for Houston in April, and more!

Oooooo boy.  Will is REALLY drunk, among other things, and we discuss the attempted cancellation of Rogan, records, shows, Will jumping back on the potato wagon, and bucking the trend of loser idiots trying to cancel people over words.  

This is a bit of a potpourri episode as The Bastards kind of ramble about several subjects in rapid succession.  Comedy shows, horror movies, Turquoise Mexican (the greatest mariachi polka fusion band ever), etc.

Will and Brent take a quick moment to give their heartfelt thoughts about the tragedy of Jan 6 2021, on this one year anniversary

How this episode started, and where it went, couldn't possibly be further apart.  We discuss the loss of the most badass Bastard of us all, Will's grandma, and then move on to just what it takes to have a funeral these days.  Brent wraps things up talking about his vacation and catching Covid (I'M NOT DEAD, HAHAHAH!)  We've somehow made it 50 whole episodes of this shitshow!

The Bastards are drinking on a Tuesday and bringing you guys another episode of stupidity.  We talk about concerts, Weird Al, comedy and Will's upcoming gigs, etc.  We also ponder why we still have any listeners...

The Bastards talk about the new Ghostbusters Afterlife movie (spoilers abound!), Will goes on an absolutely unhinged Rob Zombie Munsters remake rant, and the Iron Sheik makes us lose our minds.

The Bastards talk about their personal lives for the last couple of weeks, Brent's new tattoo, and Will then introduces snuff films into the episode and Brent gets nauseous...

This week The Bastards talk about Evil Dead: The Musical, Chiller, Doug Stanhope, Virgil, drunk morons, Dexter, etc.  Grab a drink and join us!

Will and Brent get into all sorts of topics on this one, from 3d printing, Iron Maiden and Vincent Price, James Bond movies and games, metal shows, and H P Lovecraft's cat!

Will and Brent lose their collective minds on this episode. Drive-in weekend of Tarantino movies, social media blocks, Adam Sandler movies, Brent went to a couple of shows, and lastly they talk autographed books, and other items.

This week, Brent and Will recap the infamous Paqui One Chip Challenge livestream from last week, and Brent talks about wanting to unalive himself for roughly 18 hours after eating the chip.  Brent then brings up Norm Macdonald, and Will goes into a deep dive as to just what exactly made him special, and possibly the greatest to ever do it.  The Bastards get a little serious for once.

'ello ya Bastards!  This week, Will went to Mad Monster Party outside of Charlotte and has some cool stories about some people he met, panels attended, and part 1 of his 2021 Paqui One Chip Challenge journey.  The Bastards get into a laughing fit as Will gets two A-list actors mixed up, and it all falls apart from there.  They also announce the Bastardcast One Chip Challenge that will be broadcast live next week on our Instagram accounts, as well as later uploaded to our Youtube.  Join us!

We're coming in hot!  Will talks about some convention escapades from the last couple of weeks, a flat tire, and covid insanity with some of the guests.  Brent unexpectedly meets Danny Trejo and Mark Boone Junior at a BBQ, and finally proves he's king windowlicker because of his lack of Doobie Brothers knowledge.  

Brent has been drinking for hours and thought it was a good idea to record.  Will thankfully had an open Saturday night and was able to make it happen.  Brent rants about a number of things and Will talks about his SECRET SHOW that he can finally divulge info on.  It was a blast and a great show!

Will gets made, and Brent gets banned.  Will talks about some standup shows he's done, travelling to SopranosCon, and blowing dudes under the boardwalk in AC.  We get interrupted with breaking news that Mike Howe of Metal Church passed, and finally, Brent talks about his week long Twitter ban.

Join Will and Brent as we talk about UFC 264, broken bones, Zapchat in India, and more.

Will did comedy in NY and almost killed.  YOU DECIDE HOW!  While he was busy writing a manifesto from his secluded Idaho fuck shack, Brent started his new heavy metal centric podcast.  Grab a beer!

Will had an insane stand up set on Thursday night, so we fired up the board and recorded just as soon as he got home.  He goes over what happened, how things should have went, and how things did go.  Brent goes on a Twitter tangent, and other goings on.

So The Bastards are back after two weeks to talk about whatever came to mind.  Will's been hitting a lot of comedy shows and other events, Brent talks about a new venture, and many drinks are being had.  

In this episode we make up for missing last week.  We talk wrestling heels, documentaries, music, Will's Wild Weekend, cancel culture, and uppity piece of shit comedians. Grab a beer and join us!

The Bastards have a fairly lengthy discussion about video games.  Our favorites, Postal, etc.  We later move on to comedy and our weeks.  

Will might have gotten us put on a watchlist.  GOOD!  I'm so Proud of you, Boy!  Will talks about his excursions over the last week, we talk the new Mortal Kombat movie, and why bringer shows suck!

Hoooooo boy.  This one is a doozy.  The Bastards talk Brent's twitter ban and further antics, the looming verdict in the Chauvin trial (Brent lives fairly close to the Great Minneapolis Fire Pit), etc.  Grab a beer, a Molotov, and join us.

One of The Bastards meets an Ed Sheeran lookalike and spooks him.  OH NO! NAZIS!  Brent and Will talk about some of the shenanigans of the last week and why you never fuck with SoulJoels.  

The Bastards are back after a small break (Brent needed a goddamn vacation).  We catch up over the last couple of weeks and just have a show about randomness.  Come grab a beer with us!

I've written three descriptions of this episode.  I still can't tell you what it was about, hence the name.  Will and Brent lose our minds on the air and talk about randomness.  It was nuts.  We had fun.  You won't.

Brent is full of piss, vinegar, and hatred for his fellow man.  Will follows suit and they get back to their roots in this one, just trashing everyone and everything indiscriminately.  Goddamn bastard people.

Will bombed so bad at an open mic this week, his new nickname is the Enola Gay.  Brent gets pretty buzzed as he's the only one drinking, and everything flies.  From shaving his head for an interview to the importance of headshots to a comedy career, this one is wild.

Will has the 'vid!  He's developed a strange accent that Brent can't quite place...  He discusses what it's like to live with it at the moment, and finally has joined our fans in having no taste (or smell for that matter).  Will he make it?!  Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel!

Will might be dying.  He better not die before sending me my shit in the mail!  This one is a little shorter as a result.  Brent tried being an amateur gunsmith with frustrating consequences.  Cancel Culture is a joke and everyone perpetuating it should receive the sword.  Grab a beer, or don't.  We don't care.

Listen as Will becomes a REAL BOY! Will gets a HUGE opportunity, and the Bastards talk about Hammer Films, badasses dying or living in spectacular ways, various other movies, cocktails, and Pennsylvanians being Pennsylvanians.  

The Bastards talk about booze.  Discussions of the finer points of expensive ass bourbon, cheap wine, and sweet sweet Duff.  Cirrhosis, here we come!

This week, Will went to Atlantic City to see Comedians of the Compound and tells us all about the weekend.  Brent talks about how much he despises Speech Impediment Man, and once again Mike Dadura shows just how batshit crazy he really is.  

In this episode, The Bastards disregard all previous rules of said podcast and talk about whatever we want, up to and including the "storming of the capitol".  We also talk guns and retards.  

The Bastards spend obscene amounts of money on stupid shit sometimes, and this is one of those times.  Well, not stupid to us, but probably to you.  Take Brent's end of episode advice loser! We cover some new stuff, take a deep dive into Will's collection, stand up, house fires, and the like.  Grab a beverage and join us!

The Bastards talk booze, the holidays, Will's family origin, standup, and a number of other things.  Grab a drink and come join us!

The Bastards return in this episode talking about celebrity deaths and the deathpool that Will runs, as well as indian food, morons, horror/sci-fi/autograph conventions, and BEER!  Sweet delicious beer... mmmmmm

Will got robbed!  We discuss the Tyson - Jones Jr fight PPV card, Will's crazy ass dating life (emphasis on crazy), and why you don't bet on old man boxing!  Grab a drink and prepare to unsubscribe!  This one is a goddamn doozy!

The Bastards are a bit random this week.  We talk about a couple of mail calls, music, dream concerts, Will's Grandma, and of course our weekly segment on Soul Joels. Come join us!

Brent is podcasting alone this week on his birthday spectacular, because Will decided to get himself stuck in some Oculus Quest 2 controlled hellscape playing poker with donkeys and calls in from the great beyond to talk about Black Dynamite, Louis CK, and so much more!

In this super late episode (because Will is a goddamn bum!), we talk about Mike Tyson, Dyke Tyson, Evander Holyfield, getting weapons signed(?!), etc.  Grab a beer with us!

This week, The Bastards talk about various topics from Will meeting Travis Walton (The guy that the movie Fire In The Sky is based on), alien abductions, Doug Stanhope, and whatever else comes up to their minds.  We went into this one with little direction, but it wound up being a great sleeper episode!  Grab a drink and listen!

This week The Bastards talk about Will's dating life, some more celebrity stories, and geeking out over when we met Warrel Dane for the first time.

This week, the Bastards celebrate Columbus Day with a poem, discuss some new movies coming out soon that we both want to see, Italian psycho clowns (isn't that all Italians), and the Bastards keep a promise to SoulJoel...

On this episode, The Bastards talk about Brent's current social media ban, as well as past bans that have been imposed on them.  We get a little buzzed and a little raucous.  Grab a drink and join us!

In this episode, The Bastards try the One Chip Challenge from Paqui.  This is the first (and probably only) episode that has a video companion for the first two thirds.  It can be found on our youtube channel.  After eating the chips, Will and Brent discuss a few more things before calling it a night.  Grab a beer, take off your pants, and listen to us breathe fire!