Chainsaws and T**s

This week Pat and Gibby are back from the depths to review arguably the best horror movie ever made with a bunch of condoms - HELLRAISER.

This week Pat and Gibby return to the podcast with the 1987 vampire horror-comedy… Dracula: Dead and Loving It!

Pat and Gibby rub elbows with the rich elite in this week's episode. It's an intimate look at Stanley Kubrick's steamy masterpiece. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby dig into the controversy of this action packed hit. Tune in to hear more about Samara Weaving totally nailing it. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby get creepy in this week's episode. It's all about classic horror done right, so you know you're in for a spook-tacularly good time. We'll see you freaks there!

Tune in this week as the gang dives deep into the world of technoir. It's all about the battle between man and machine, as Pat and Gibby discuss the fever dream that birthed an entire era of cheap knock-offs. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby head to Perfection, Nevada to talk worms. Tune in to hear our hosts gush over an iconic performance by country star Reba. Then, it's all the facts as they take a deep dive into these direct to video classics. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby get sloppy this week as they chat discount face-lifts, and flesh eating zombies. Because, when you buy cheap, you get cheap. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby go high fantasy in this week's episode. The gang talks about 1980's glitter, and argues why you should never touch a unicorn's face. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby struggle this week as they binge the entire Resident Evil series. We'll see you freaks there!

In this episode, pat and gibby aim to keep it light as they join Meatloaf on a cross country adventure to catch Hank the yeti! Will Meatloaf manage to destroy a small Canadian family's hope of finding their daughter? Does his big fur coat smell like beef jerky and tears? listen and find out! We'll see you freaks there.

Pat and Gibby are zombified by an intense drinking game. Afterwards, it's plenty of action with Brittish slang, (translated, don't worry) and enough BBC talk to kill a countryside cow. keep listening for a very special, secret surprise. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby cover a plethora of movies in this weeks rapid fire edition episode. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby discuss criterion content in this week's episode. It's a bitter look at why 1997 jilted us out of yet another award winner. We're looking at you Titanic. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby go full camp in this week's episode. Tune in to hear this unlikely, and somewhat hungover pairing. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby talk 2019 indie horror in this wild cop drama. Join the gang as they learn how the world's most boring serial killer is a total a-hole. No ifs, and, or butts, we'll see you freaks there!

The gang discuss total isolation in this week's episode. Get the full scoop about one cockadoodie fan and her miserable patient. Tune in to hear Pat and Gibby talk Stephen King. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby crank out a new hard hitting, and action packed episode! With this much sex and violence in the mix, it's hard to complain. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby go straight to hell this week with more than a few hot takes. Join the gang as they cover everything from comics, to complicated fx makeup, and the wrath of some very passionate fans. We'll see you freaks there!

It's a brand new rapid fire episode this week from Pat and Gibby! Tune in to hear all about some great streaming options that'll keep you entertained during quarantine. We'll see you freaks there!

This week is the first ever Rapid Fire episode! Join the gang as they bombard you with recommendations across every type of streaming platform. Stuck at home with nothing to do? Don't you worry your pretty little head, Pat and Gibby have plenty of shows and movies to help you ride out quarantine in C&T style. We'll see you freaks there!

This week Pat and Gibby slash through sequels in part 2 of the Chainsaws & Tits Screamathon. Because the best way to get through a quarantine is together, talking about Courtney Cox's fucked up bangs. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby cover the Scream franchise in this very special double feature. The gang takes a stab at one of the most classic films of the 90's. Tune in next week to hear the inevitable return in part 2. We'll see you freaks there!

This week Pat and Gibby lock target on the 1987 dystopian classic. It's just like taking a quick drive to the old steel mill. Only instead of a car chase, your gang is enjoying the scenic route winding through fun facts with plenty of alcohol. We'll see you creeps there!

This week Pat and Gibby talk prison. You know it's going to be a complicated episode when Jamie Lannister joins a gang. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby finally talk zombies this week! It's time to nut up, and join the undead in this hilarious action packed double feature. We'll see you freaks there!

Pat and Gibby take a trip to the sea in this week's episode. They battle Lovecraftian creatures, and learn about William Dafoe's lobster. More importantly, there are farts. We'll see your freaks there!

Grab your PVC body suit, and don't forget those mini oval sunglasses. We're hacking the system in this week's episode. Pat and Gibby take on the first half of this philosophical, cyberpunk epic. We'll see you freaks there!

The first episode of 2020! This week Pat and Gibby spill their guts over a horror classic "The Evil Dead". Afterwards, they take a stab at explaining "Evil Dead" and its many plot holes. Because who needs structure when there's 70,000 gallons of blood to be spilled? We'll see you freaks there!

"If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight!" Pat and Gibby celebrate Christmas this year like Elvis and watch "Black Christmas." We'll see you freaks there!

This week Pat and Gibby get into the holiday spirit with the one and only "Die Hard," and "Die Hard 2." Because nothing says Christmas like cowboy Bruce Willis and exploding planes. We'll see you freaks there!

This week gets spooky as Pat and Gibby cover "The Others." Because nothing says creepy like ghost children. Afterward, the gang whig out over "The Sixth Sense." M. Night Shyamalan again with the twists, am I right? We'll see you freaks there!

This week is an affair to remember, no really, you may never forget this pairing. It's Clint Eastwood's "Play Misty For Me" followed by "Fatal Attraction." The gang obsesses over the iconic performances, and take a stab at some big time drama. We'll see you freaks there.

This week it's a double whammy of Snake Plissken with "Escape From New York" followed by "Escape From Los Angeles." Tune in as the gang discuss their favorite, and not so favorite parts of both. We'll see you freaks there!

Its a very special minisode this week with guest host, Hunter Hancock, otherwise known as @meatcanyon! Hunter introduces the gang to "Dagon" a fishy B-movie classic by Stuart Gordon. In this Lovecraftian fever dream, our team explores more than just a couple possibilities as to why "Dagon" is true horror. We'll see you freaks there! Find more from Meatcanyon on his Youtube page at> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC91V6D3nkhP89wUb9f_h17g

Happy 1 year anniversary! In this very special minisode, Pat and Gibby discuss the magic of "Halloween III: Season Of The Witch." Happy Halloween freaks!

This week it's all kicks and splits with Jean-Claude Van Damme. The gang covers "Hard Target" with Lance Henriksen. Then Pat and Gibby spill the tea about "Bloodsport." We'll see you freaks there!

In this week's minisode the gang talk about the new film "Joker. Spoiler alert- they mostly talk about the Joaquin Phoenix and those smooth dance moves. We'll see you freaks there!

The gang take a deep dive into the classic cop drama "Heat." Be sure to bring your diner coffee and call for back up, because this trail is HOT. With an iconic cast featuring Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, and Robert De Niro, it's easy to see why this week's feature is the big one. We'll see you freaks there! ****Special thank you to Creepy over at https://www.creepypod.com/ for a very special shoutout! We love supporting the podcast community. Enjoy the 31 Days Of Horror here: https://www.creepypod.com/episodes/2019/10/3/31-days-of-horror-2019-day-4-dont-blink****

Pat and Gibby cover the survival classic "The Edge" in this week's episode. Prepare yourselves for plenty of bear talk and a motivational speech by Sir Anthony Hopkins. Spoiler alert, it's for sure Gibby's favorite movie. We'll see you freaks there!

This week the gang takes the French psychological thriller "Climax" for a spin. Technically, it doubles as a D.A.R.E musical. Then, it's all about "Session 9" as the gang talks David Caruso. So don't forget those orbitoclasts, because it's about to get...crazy...*CSI:Miami sting.* We'll see you freaks there!

In this week's minisode Pat and Gibby float the new release "It: Chapter 2." Can Bill Hader out clown the monster? Can Jessica Chastain do anything other than look confused? Tune in to find out! Listener beware, spoilers are everywhere.

This week's episode is out of this world! It's out of this galaxy too. It's all about 90's space travel in "Stargate," a film that inspired an entire era of weird and cheap spacey TV. Then the gang use their multipass to access a family favorite "The Fifth Element." We'll see you freaks there!

In this particularily tough minisode, Pat and Gibby cover "Humanoids From The Deep." It's "Hell Comes To Frogtown" on expired acid, and the gang just is not having it. We'll see you freaks there!

This week's first film, "The Colony," our hosts take a grim look at what hunger can do to people. Then it's right on to the highly anticipated comic adaptation "Snowpiercer." So stock up on your bug rations and get cozy, this is one you wont want to miss. We'll see you freaks there!

This week's episode is a double helping of teen horror with "Return Of The Living Dead" and "Night Of The Demons." Nothing says typical army f*** up like brain hungry zombies, am I right? Afterwards, you'd better check your makeup, since you want to look good for all those cute demons! We'll see you freaks at the party!

Pat and Gibby cover "Once Upon a Time In Hollywood" in this brand new minisode! With a tough guy team filled with cowboys and murderers, and a cast as big as Hollywood, you might just find yourself lost in this Tarantino epic. Can you dig it?

Cue up the saxophone and get your mullets ready because this week it's about to get lethal. Pat and Gibby cover the buddy cop classic "Lethal Weapon" and "Lethal Weapon 2." You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you might get blown up so try to avoid the toilet for a little while just to be on the safe side. We'll see you freaks there!

This week gets chaotic as Pat and Gibby cover "Murder Party" and "Tucker & Dale Vs Evil." Don't you just hate it when the local art scene is full of total dildos? Is there anything worse than a ton of college kids killing themselves at your vacation home? Remember, nice guys really do all finish last. Mostly because they're the only ones who survive. We'll see you freaks there!

This week it's Pat and Gibby's first ever minisode! Tune in to hear all about "Midsommar" the recently released horror comedy, directed by Ari Aster. Listener beware, spoilers are everywhere!

This week Pat and Gibby talk vampires! It's a history lesson of biblical proportions when they cover "Dracula 2000." Then, the gang takes a stab at the modern universal classic "Van Helsing." We'll see you freaks there!