Chasing Cyber

IN THIS EPISODE: Did the writers forget to do a basic number concept episode? Do the kids not already know what numbers are? Is it actually about pollution? We better get some answers. ITS THE LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON! Thank you for joining us on this adventure. Stay tuned for more in the future. Love you. Kisses.

See it's funny because this episode is called out of sync and joe and i were out of sync and watched different episodes haha get it its like we did it on purpose we didnt IN THIS EPISODE: How many episodes are there in this dang season? What's a beat? How is Apollo related to Zeus? Who needs drummers? FIND OUT!

Follow us @chasing_cyber on Twitter and send us an email at chasingcyber@gmail.com to explain why on Earth you're listening. This episode! Does digit have a child slave? Does sugar really help medicine go down? And the boys get a little judge-y! Shocker!

Oh, haven't you heard? We're a REAL PODCAST NOW. With TRIPLE DIGIT LISTENERS. So, whoever the hell you are, thanks for listening. Follow us @chasing_cyber on Twitter and send us an email at chasingcyber@gmail.com to explain why on Earth you're listening. IN THIS EPISODE: How does sound work? Why do the kids measure when they could just jump? Can Digit fly or is he a murderous liar? When do we get sponsors? FIND OUT!

Jack here. They didn't give me anything clever to put here in order to hype up the episode. So i'm sorry this isn't more exciting of a description. But, I hope you are doing okay. Your father and I think about you a lot, and pray that everything is going okay. Please call us. Life is short, and I'm afraid of the ever approaching grasp of darkness that comes with death and I don't want to be alone. Love you. Kiss kiss.

This one is recorded on our PHONES so the NSA has it all. Appropriate for this very spy episode. IN THIS EPISODE: Do buildings start at zero? Why doesn't Digit fly? Is Marbles planning a coup? Are chickens girls? FIND OUT!

IN THIS EPISODE: Is money the root of all evil? Are the kids trafficking people now? Who is the real bad guy? and Whats with the accents? FIND OUT!

Give me Liberty Kids or give me podcast am I right? We got unsober on the Fourth and watched a couple episodes of a patriotic classic. Ft Hamilton and Lafayette! IN THIS EPISODE: Wait Hamilton was white? Is George Washington 9 feet tall? Do vaccines cause patriotism? Will I ever have as much charm as Benjamin Franklin? FIND OUT!

IN THIS EPISODE: This episode is about clones? This episode is about clones? This episode is about clones? This episode is about clones? FIND OUT!

IN THIS EPISODE: Is this racist? Do viewers like you? Is Joe a token white actor? Are we even qualified to discuss this? FIND OUT!

Yee-Haw Round Two! For a few Cybers More! Once upon a time in the Cyberspace! Butch Cassidy and the Earthly Kids! The Good, The Bad, and the Motherboard! Um...The...it's...Ooh I got it--Digit Unchained!...yeah, that's a good one... IN THIS EPISODE: Okay so is Hacker the bad guy again? Is rain a good thing? Are the kids actually getting smart? What's in your notes app?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...is to listen to this vaguely spy themed episode... IN THIS EPISODE: Can Joe and Chandler offend every group they seek to affirm? I forgot, is net neutrality good? Has Hacker gone too far? Will this episode self destruct after you listen to it? FIND OUT!

We needed to bring a real computer-thinky expert for this one, so welcome Shahriar! A funny guy with BRAINS. And he's SINGLE! I think. IN THIS EPISODE: Do hippies make better therapists or marketing specialists? Just how well does Shahriar know Motherboard? Is Matt trying to flirt? Hey baby, you wanna Glom on my Gleamer? FIND OUT!

HahahHAhahaHA Ha Ha Ha IN THIS EPISODE: The f*ck is MotherBoard on? How do I get some? Where's Hacker? You're saying that the total volume doesn't change no matter the shape of the container? FIND OUT!

Well, this episode is pretty two dimensional...in more ways than one! And we kept the minute count to two digits, so enjoy! IN THIS EPISODE: Is Archimedes tripping too? Is Digit Dave Bautista? Is Joe right? Does Chandler even watch Cyberchase? FIND OUT!

Comin' in at the eleventh hour here and I can't remember the difference between and and or, or, or and, and, or or, or and. IN THIS EPISODE: Who gave MotherBoard Acid? Is Luck a programing mechanic? Does Chandler podcast differently when he's holding in poop? Joe? FIND OUT!

Hey! This one's really good! Not the podcast, the show. I mean, the show is good too, but you're used to that. IN THIS EPISODE: Why have they underused Gilbert Gottfried until now? Why has Hacker underused Buzz and Delete? Why has Chandler underused his Alex Jones impression? Why has Joe underused his "brain pull word of thing" power? FIND OUT!

Order, everyone looking exactly the same, everything forced into its place even if you have to use a gun...sounds like the good guys, right? IN THIS EPISODE: Is the Grim Reaker symmetrical? Is Matt a stone cold killer? Is Dr. Marbles losing his Marbles? Has that joke already been made? FIND OUT!

From a time before anyone cared about cultural appropriation, the Eight Wonder of the World Cyberchase finally brings you an episode with a good title! And further expands the Cyberchase Rogues Gallery! IN THIS EPISODE: What is a fez? Is Hacker a romantic? What are the real world applications of the skills the Kids learn in Cyberchase? Sand? FIND OUT!

In an Episode that pretends Fairy Tales are the same thing as nursery rhymes, the Kids finally learn how to count...but we also get a cool new strong female villain! IN THIS EPISODE: Is Hacker a romantic? Is Wicked the real hacker? Are you hip to the monarchy? Are golden eggs metaphors for our innocence? FIND OUT!

If you haven't been listening because you don't want to watch the show itself, this is a great episode to start with because the Cyberchase episode SUCKED. IN THIS EPISODE: Is Cyberchase deep state propaganda? Are Joe and Chandler part of it? Can you even trust your co-host? Can you trust yourself? FIND OUT!

It's zero to hero in this one as the gang really goes the distance (26.22 miles to be exact) from Pandora's box to total financial meltdown. Packed all of my Greek jokes into the bio because we didn't make enough in the actual episode! It's a Big Fat Ancient Greek Episode! IN THIS EPISODE: Okay the writers of Cyberchase might have actually been racist? FIND OUT!

It's the Rootin' Tootin' Area Calculootin' episode! Saddle up for this one, Cowpokes! IN THIS EPISODE: What makes a good computer? What is actually the name of Hacker's ship? How can I maximize number of gifts I get for my birthday? Is Hacker dying? FIND OUT Time to Yee some Haws!

Episode 4! (We can't put numbers in titles anymore because of itunes, so let's see if this episode will upload if we spell out the word) Things are heating up and cooling down in this biome-themed episode of Cyberchase! Is Hacker really just a misguided ecoterrorist? Are Buzz and Delete meant for each other? Can you estimate how long this episode will be? Why is Inez wearing shorts in the snow? Find out!

What happens in R-Fair City stays in R-Fair City...and also have fair probability! Episode 3 tackles surprisingly mature themes like gambling, cross dressing, and taxi drivers! In this episode: Is Digit just a lecherous turncoat? Is Hacker's biggest weakness his honor? Is Matt a big Kendrick fan? Find out!

Episode 2: Castleblanca- Chocolate Monster The journey continues to a spooky realm of spooky spooks...and racial tension! Will Hacker succeed in making FrankenMarbles? Is this show only about maps? Should we forgive Dracula? Is Matt racist? Find out! Follow Joe and Chandler on the ultimate chase. The CYBERCHASE! Did you know that crazy PBSKIDS show is still running. Well, it is. So you should listen in and see what you're missing. Chasing Cyber is a weekly Podcast brought to you by The Poddities Network.

Episode 1: Lost My Marbles- Gotta Go Buncha Sticks Follow Joe and Chandler on the ultimate chase. The CYBERCHASE! Did you know that crazy PBSKIDS show is still running. Well, it is. So you should listen in and see what you're missing. This Episode: Why are the kids so Important? Why is Gilbert Gottfried in this show? Is Hacker Voldemort? Did Chandler say Urethra Franklin? Find out. Chasing Cyber is a weekly Podcast brought to you by The Poddities Network,.