Comedy 365

Brian and Georgina celebrate the festive season with party games, egg nog and a great big bulging parcel full of Yuletide trivia. Plus, Georgina revisits the stylophone, Brian puts up some dazzling fairylights and there's a surprise guest appearance from Thesaurus Walrus. Merry Christmas everybody!

The Scratching Bear gets a Christmas present, Baby Jesus gets his ears pierced, the angels descend on Bethlehem and pose for Leonardo, the fish go skiing for Christmas and French goalkeeper Hugo Lloris stops by to say “Joyeux Noël!”.

An alien gets to grip with Sellotape, a baby goes and gets some piercings and a great recipe for Wildebeest.

A vampire bites Sheldon Cooper, a caveman shits in a cave and an ostrich gets up close and personal.

An angel goes to Weightwatchers, an alien can’t get his garbage collected and a lion checks into a hotel.

Fish discuss IKEA, a police officer who can’t stop saying “Simon & Garfunkel” and a couple of 1950’s robots who don’t know anything about football.

A hostage who falls in love with his captor, a bear who can’t stop scratching and a bouncing baby who is planning to get some Botox.

How to disguise the aroma of a very smelly dog with the aroma of a slightly less smelly dog. Plus, cheeseburger underwear, grapple buckets, helium beer, bee sting laws, shopping trolley theory and a weaponised parrot. Also, Brian finally throws away his camouflage shorts.

Brian & Georgina discuss beaches made from parrotfish poo, potato peelers, the shape of hippos' heads and a bunch of hostage negotiators who now advise families on how to deal with lockdown. Plus, the husband who accidentally unplugged his wife, and just what exactly is Flubber? Stay safe everybody.    

Brian telephones a beehive. Plus, fabulous frankfurters, asymmetrical faces and a whale in the Queen's bathtub. Also, Luff fails to adjust his posture and Georgina plans to enter for the hoovering Olympics. Yes, it's the latest podcast from Brian & Georgina in leafy locked-down London Town. Stay safe everyone x

Brian & Georgina's pandas finally get it on. Plus, vacuuming Stonehenge, grass in distress and a fifty foot daddy long legs.  Also, Georgina counts her steps and Brian rants about joggers. Stay safe everybody. 

How much does soup weigh? Plus, insects resting on pine cones and Scatter Cushion-Gate at the Sowerby-Luff's. Stay safe, everyone.

First in a brand new series of podcasts for 2020. Brian & Georgina sit exactly two metres apart and chat about re-purposed pigs, an all-seeing ostrich and plants farting. Plus, Georgina in a washing machine, a flat worm reincarnated as Jody Whittaker and Brian Luff magnified 800 times. It's good to be back. Stay safe, everyone.

A special bumper episode to celebrate 10 years of Sowerby & Luff podcasts. Featuring flashbacks from 2005 when it all began, and a bucket load of curious clips from B&G's podcasting travels.

Would you have plastic surgery to look like William Shakespeare? Plus, sheep joining in with Swan Lake, mushrooms that look like little men,  mice singing Billy Joel songs, and a dog smoking a pipe. 

You can’t give lettuce to a duck. Plus, International Pie Day freezing your hair, when seagulls attack, a translation device for cats, and getting glassed by a basilisk on a Friday night.

Cats attacking bananas. Plus, photographs of people coughing, Redhead Awareness Day  and vegetables that begin with the letter D. Also, Brian wears Georgina on his head and a man in his pants jumps into the snow in Boston.

Does eating eggs make you more generous? Plus, kangaroos serving in McDonalds, a penguin with a cat on its head and the Loch Ness Monster in a soup pan.

A cat-eating alligator. Plus, Georgina is up for the Nobel Prize for Quantum Physics and Brian is introduced to whiskey.  Also, when is a moon not a moon and would you let a Chinese toddler drive you home from the pub?

From frosty north London it's a bumper festive edition of Brian & Georgina's award nominated podcast. Join B&G as they open their pressies and swig egg nog around the Christmas tree. And don't forget to go and download their sensational Christmas EP from iTunes!

Pickled onions on the doorstep. Plus, cats in circles, tiny potatoes, scurrying geckos, and haunted wheelchairs. Also, Georgina asks for ice cream and Brian hooks up with the world's hairiest charity campaign Decembeard.

How tall is your bread? Plus, bathing in beer, slutty ladybirds, Octopus Awareness Day, a dolphin in Starbucks and a man whose been banned for falling over. Also, Brian does some aggressive mopping and Georgina wants to weigh her head.

Hiding big things behind small things. Plus, invisible buildings, chatting chairs, porn-addicted pilots and a singing road.

Who collects nutmeg graters? Plus, torn socks, biscuit jeopardy, do cats eat spiders, sticking pork up your nose and donkeys from space. Also, did Jesus have a bike and does Brian smell of alpha dog?

What percentage cat is a hairbrush? Plus, a tortoise disguised as a hamburger, a baby with a comb-over and why would a walrus go to a tupperware party?

How to talk to your cat about gun safety. Plus, pug dogs in armour, neck beard, sealions' whiskers and diamonds falling from the sky in Gainsborough. Also, Brian wears out his shoes and Georgina gets a new phone.

Peaches in pants. Plus, 29 Sumo wrestlers on a plane, super ants head for London, and a man pushing a sprout to the top of a mountain with his nose.

A worm that can't get drunk. Plus a piglet in ankle warmers, soft bodied invertibrates and the Duck of Justice. Also, Brian sits on arse putty and Georgina buys some pants.

A camera mounted on a caterpillar. Plus, Neanderthals, gobstoppers and spacedust.

Scotland's fattest hedgehog. Plus, crib dribblers and a chicken wielding stag.

An otter that looks like Elton John. Plus, a naked bike ride in Canterbury and an accountant falls on a crocodile in Murmansk.

Controlling the world with a huge cheeseboard. Plus, Monty Don's magic jacket, the world's longest drum roll and a cat sitting on a corner.

A bee-keeping donkey. Plus, growing TV sets on a farm, porn cupcakes, bio-luminous plants, and the secret life of mushrooms. Also, Georgina invents a corrugated iron umbrella.

A Russian woman in a puddle. Plus powdered alcohol, a giant rabbit, rats eating chocolate Easter eggs and Georgina doing a magic act with some hedgehogs.

A great big lime green chameleon. Plus, two anteaters in a washing machine, vibrating shoes, X-Factor auditions, strange dreams about chickens and a drunk man trying to climb over a fence. Also, putting things in the wrong jars. May contain strong language.

A vending machine on the moon. Plus, reaching things that are high up, rotten mice, flour made out of coffee and a good size live toad. Also, Georgina flicks her limpet.

Hat lures woman into tree. Plus, travel-sized twigs for sale, tripping up penguins and a goat simulator. May contain strong language.

How can you tell when a penguin is in love with you? Plus, goat wars, monster repellent spay, a lorryload of dead badgers, and a sex corridor for a moose. Also, bruising grapes with your nose, contagious yawning, painting horses like zebras and a rabbit being sucked up a chimney. This podcast may contain strong language.

Was Stonehenge a giant xylophone? Plus, a squirrel with a horse's head, rampaging chihuahuas and cats with jet packs. May contain strong language.

How a goldfish could vacuum your house. Plus a chihuahua with the rear end of a chicken and a snail that used a sweet packet as a raft to escape a flood. Also, a book that poses the question are trout South African?

A top hat that brushes your teeth. Plus chickens with dinosaur tails, penguins on anti-depressants, a frog on the stairs and a cat in a pie factory.

Injecting spaghetti into your veins. Plus, missing sea eagle heads for Blackpool, software for mixing cocktails, and a delivery man with an empty pizza box.  Also a woman who charges men to watch her eat and a cute dog who wears slippery shoes. May contain strong language.

Bumper first episode of a classic series of podcasts from Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby - first syndicated in 2014. Featuring, an over-popular finger monkey, a man dressed as a horse, a home-made sex doll and a ghost ship crewed by cannibal rats. Plus, on-the-spot fines for drunk students, escaped chickens on a motorway, and a man who can inflate tyres with his nose. Also Georgina cleans her Shakra, and is Brian being stalked by Gareth Malone? To buy B&G a G&T go to sowerbyandluff.com now.

Happy Holidays from Sowerby & Luff! It's time for Brian and Georgina to huddle around their tiny Christmas tree, swig their egg nogg and rip open their parcels for the 15th year in a row! This time around they're talking about Die Hard on ice, cheese board influencers, chicken coops adorned with fairy lights, elves with CCTV, cows wearing VR headsets, giant slugs at the Tate Gallery, cheese graffiti and pigeons wearing cowboy hats. Enjoy.

Live on tape from foggy London Town, Brian and Georgina are back with a grisly new podcast for Halloween 2019. A spooky finger bat called Bogart, renting pineapples for parties, left-handed kangaroo boxing in Wales, bloodthirsty ferret-legging in a car park in Yorkshire, manufacturing diamonds from tequila, cowboy lassos for catching muggers on motor scooters and combat juggling. This podcast is sponsored by Mr Hans Fresh Family Food

Spreading peanut butter in the Grand Canyon. Plus , an octopus using a projectile during a dispute, multi-tasking pigeons, spider robots, facial recognition for pandas, microscopic guitars, garlic ice cream, and baked beans in unusual places. Also, Georgina thinks about laying an egg. Sponsored by Excel My Business

Brian & Georgina get ready for Ant Wars. Plus, toothpaste flavoured like gin & tonic, a faulty ice tray, the world's most dangerous bird and a trapeze artist with an extremely dodgy tummy. Also, what colour are farts and Brian gets new glasses. 

Are cats a liquid or a solid? Plus, Georgina acquires an apple-cutter, badly drawn horses, very long limousines and how to monetise a ghost. Also, B&G consider shampooing the carpet and Brian gets defensive about cornflakes.

Slapping a chicken. Plus, using potatoes to measure things, PR for Russian cats and getting Michelangelo to illustrate your shopping list.  Also, parrots where there are not supposed to be parrots and are we all being slowly eaten by spiders. 

Hunker down for the latest fun-packed podcast with Brian & Georgina in leafy London Town. Why are young people losing interest in sundials? Plus, dancing sandwiches, resurrected worms, and a Mexican train serving free tequila. Also, scruffy shopping bags, why dolphins should not Bogart puffer fish, and how long should monkeys be allowed to drive for.

Things jumping through hoops. Plus, jousting cats, eels on cocaine, pugs & pogs, and the world's longest eyebrow. Also, Georgina helps Brian to put his socks on.