Conversations with God.

Welcome to God Chat with God and Tony, if you liked what maggot mouth and I produced before then come and join us on our pointless endeavours on God Chat with God and Tony, its a blend of humour and philosophy, or humosophy as some are calling it. apologies, it's bloody awful basically! https://godchatpodcast.podbean.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/77Ohzs6vuwydz6pXK4nsaF?si=X2M_-L4xTayhpXLf8Bsc5Q&dl_branch=1 Twiiter = @godchat1 Email = godchatpodcast@gmail.com Facebook = https://www.facebook.com/tony.crump.3532/

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It's hard to believe that God exists isn't it? but he does, and every few weeks or so we have a bit of a chat on the conversation with god podcast @ GMAIL DOT COM, in the latest deity based epsiode God & I play Scrabble, God forges some new new shoes for Satan's hooves & we sing a song about carrots & Peas & bacon. Thanks to purple Dragon for choosing to support the patreon! mud flaps

Shepherds Pie in this episode, also god breaks my hoover with his massive flaps of skin, we actually cook a shepherd, we sing songs for a lovely new patrons and answer some questions, its 26 minutes of your life wasted basically. Thanks then. blah blah blah patreon, blah blah facebook etc, moan winge etc etc jesus pig machine carrot hat wood, sniff, lob.

I talk about some recent criticism that has been levelled at the conversations with god podcast @ gmail .com from Matt Mitchell of the Godless Rebelution podcast @ gmail.com. Celery

Episode # 47 Button Moon. Much less swearing than the last few episodes, I'm not sure if thats good or bad to be honest. God goes swimming in this one, we wonder what an "expanded cable" is and have a look at another biblical contradiction, you know the drill. Thanks as always to Nico G for the biblical accuracy of the bible's inaccuracy & facebook helps. patreon.com/convowithgodpod @cwgpodcast = facebooks @Toeknoeecwg = twitters complaints, corrections & confessions conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com small hammer, light bladder, old tyre sheep fire, tin hat, dead cat, soil

You know what it's like when you can't sleep? you dont need to answer that, I am being rhetorical, Anyway, im tired of coming under fire from atheists saying that the god on my podcast isn't real, so I had to have a rant at 3am and get some thoughts off my chest, hopefully now I can sleep. Regards Tone

Part two of a two part podcast that has two parts, like a duck with another duck glued to its face, but less shit and with more swear words. Basically more swearing and other bullshit, Thanks to Nici G for his input & help with facebook's and content. swab, swab, swab, swab, blob nose, clump, hair, coddle, pig sweat, bile in space.

As the title suggests, this episode of the conversations with god podcast @ gmail . com, contains some lovely swear words and some lovely blasphemy, in all seriousness not one for the kids, that is unless they like a good fucking swear. Thanks to Nico for your help with stuff! Thanks to the lovely chaps at the godless rebelution podcast for allowing me to use some of their content. you can find them here: http://www.godlessrebelution.com/ To complain about how shit the podcast is or to ask maggot face a question, contact us below conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Facebooks; @cwgpodcast twitters; @ToekneeCWG https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod spread some bacon on your face and smell some soil, after that salad milk.

This episode has a focus on family and family love in the bible, more specifically incest, Gods shitty old toilet paper book written ages ago by stupid humans is rubbish and morally bad. Thanks then, have a lovely afternoon. Toe Knees got a question for the sick sky pervert? Thanks to Nico G for the biblical insights and the facebooks. conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com It's nearly over.

Episode # 43 Vegetarian Chicken, as usual god is portrayed as a bumbling idiot and I try to call him out on his shitty dogmatic nonsense, if you want nuance then you are listening the wrong podcast, if you want mindless nonsense then you are in good company. Thanks to Nico Gonzalez, bible brain and interweb gorgon!! Thanks to Harry Zitzelberger for his patronage!! If you wish to register a complaint- conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Face books = @cwgpodcast twitters @toekneecwg patreon.com/convowithgodpod slap a kipper with a slipper if it flops feed it chops.

This is a bonus episode where I chat with Patron Nico Gonzalez, who is now volunteering as our Facebook's manager and content producer for Conversations with God Podcast @ gmail .com, he is a lovely chap, and he no longer worships perverted space bastard god. conversationwithgodpodcast@gmail on the emails @cwgpodcast on the facebooks www.convowithgodpod.com is our lovely bland website blood clot in my rock melon nose is lasting too long for its own gothic smell.

Episode # 41 Throwing things at the Bible. In this episode we discuss Hell, diseases and monkeys robbing banks, we welcome a new patron with the customary patron song & god sees someone in heaven licking a Koi Carps eye whilst whistling. To complain or ask baby brain a question or enter the competition to win a signed photo of god please email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Seems we need some social media, Twitter is @ToeKneecwg we have a website, its a lovely website. https://www.convowithgodpod.com/ listen the sound of a pig in a pillow, snorting snorting snorting, looking for grain and wheat to eat, listen to the pig in the pillow, isn't it green.

Episode # 40 Burning Beards & Bingo, doesn't really need much more explanation than that, its proper crap, seriously. conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod egg breath.

God and I broadcast from a church service, God eats snacks and drinks booze, God flies a helicopter, we chat about maggots, shunning & the simpsons. We dont have a sponsor for this episode. Thanks to Freethinker215 for the question https://shunnedpodcast.com/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod https://www.convowithgodpod.com/

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Dave's Slaves It's hard to believe that god and I have made another episode, the phrase "flogging a dead horse" springs to mind, this tired old mess of a podcast reluctantly spews out another dreary episode, in this episode we feature another of gods top ten ten diseases that kills the creations that he "loves", god's kitchen has some handy tips for the blind chef amongst us and the fully sighted chefs among us, this episodes sponsor is Dave's Slaves. to complain or ask bubble brain a question conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com or skype convowithgodpod If you'd like to Tithe 10% of your annual salary to help keep the podcast going please head to: https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod my brain is a biscuit, a fruity biscuit, my beard is dirty, my bum bum is tired, my bum bum is red, chocolate pig with a young eye, kill all spanish otters and crabs

If you did download this episode then I am genuinely sorry, as the conversations with god saga unfolds it is becoming increasingly mundane and pointless, in this episode we babble on about the usual nonsense, and as usual god worms his way out of actually answering anything meaningful by changing the subject. thank you to our new patron Nico Gonzalez!! our sponsors who refused to pay us are www.hoover.com.au complain and moan about how terrible the podcast is by emailing me at conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com we have a pointless website, use you eyes to look at it www.convowithgodpod.com Message us on skype: convowithgodpod monkey skull, pig mouth, pig face, imagine a pigs face full of blood and sick and piss.

Hello, my name is Toe Knee, and in this episode of the conversations with god podcast we chat to Sir Thomas Cruise in philosophy corner, God does some looming, and we find out God's full name, this is a first!!! essentially what I have done is re hashed the same tired material that we do each episode and dragged it out for another 20 minutes again, im sorry, seriously, its proper crap this time, but thanks. If you want to support this drivel please visit www,patreon.com/convowithgodpod to complain or tell me how much you hate my stupid face please email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com errrrrrrrrrrrr pin brain, brain drain, pig bile, vomit, pig, sick, hell, kill, jill, horse mouth tongue eye, ear tree, mucus machine zero foru, death pig hell face aaaahhhh.

God VS The smallest thing in the the universe, can you guess what that would be?? ok, well basically its another rubbish episode of CWG, where we just keep on spitting out the same old nonsense in a vain attempt to amuse someone somewhere on this massive burning ball of lava we call earth. Thanks to Kevin Stulen for the inspiration & his magic hair. Wasp nest face, middle bacon, killer sausage machine, egg, egg ,e eg, egggg, helmet, meat, skull, blood

In this episode, God and I chat to Sir David of Hassell hoffs, make a panda salad and discuss zips on trousers, we don't have a sponsor because everyone hates our stupid faces. Contact us Via Minds and Email https://www.minds.com/convowithgodpod conversationswithgodpdcast@gmail.com badger face, skunk eye, billowing blood whole of pain.

In this pointless audio mess god and I discuss aquaman, we make an Eagle sandwich in gods kitchen and god gives IN DEPTH advice on achieving that perfect sultry smokey eye look please email complaints and lawsuits to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com please send money to www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod very old very smelley very old very smelley, carrd fruit habble isnside a great fruutyy meow and slow hats in the window for platrf have a wig party for noone in does it always stay still or soemtimes move into a goat ear.

# 30 God Vs Lorded Eggs & Smashed up Angels Faces Another 20 minutes of mindless drivel awaits your ears, join god and I as we discuss a load of old rubbish again, and god tells us an age old story, a story about Cain & Abel, a bloke who grows straw and a bloke who follows sheep around, essentially its the same rubbish we do every episode but re-hashed. complaints and criticisms to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod www. convowithgodpod.com big sack of blood blisters with garadd form home jumble sock feeling of hat spew and blowing mist cancer suckle.

# 29 God VS Jed the dead ex mormon from heaven We talk to a dead ex mormon who calls in from gods rubbish over crowded heaven, and god goes to the shops and gets me something from there, its not worth it to be honest, go listen to joe rogan instead. This episodes sponsor backed out when they heard the last episode Thanks to @Mykahlbat for his contribution Thanks to @jon_profit for his awesome audio contribution and for nearly breaking my studio monitors with his ability to create really phat kick drums, you can hear more of his stella work on soundcloud, spotify etc, search for Jon The Profit Thanks to @DeaconDoubt for this weeks promo, you can find his podcast Science & Skepticism on the itunes & Anchor complaints and criticisms to - conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod Skype - convowithgodpod scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab blood blood crust bilge mould

# 28 God VS Twiki Join me and first officer god as we fly a boeing 747 300, its no ordinary passenger jet though, its the launch of the conversations with god airlines, thanks to our patrons we are now operating our own airline and will be coming to an airport near you soon, This episodes sponsor is Grinnin Linen complaints and criticisms to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod smell, stnk, kick, milk, spill, gob, vacuum, hair, wool, greece, jollk, greeedsy, have a big sald in milk and jam.

God Vs The Nativity Probably, actually no, definitely the worst episode so far, we discuss booze, james bond, presents and angels, and the not so three wise men, its a bit of a giggle, thanks for listening, also thanks to @samharrisorg for his contribution. complaints and criticisms to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod massive battery smell in my face of like this egg on the station pattern of juice mingle nibbles plop.

# 26 god VS Meat Loaf God and I discuss overcrowding problems in heaven, and his plans for heaven 2, god cooks meat loaf in gods kitchen, and we spend time exploring our beautiful new conversations with god garden which was paid for by our patrons, so thanks guys, we cover another commandment and discuss satans big old trampoline many thanks to @lawnmower_steve for his kind permission!! many many thanks to our new patrons Liam Cairns & Jill C your support goes a long way towards keeping this project afloat, think of yourselves like the water under noah's arc, actually don't, that water was terrible, it killed millions of children and people, think of yourselves as something else supportive like bricks or concrete. pateron.com/convowithgodpod twitters & facebooks @convowithgodpod email your complaints to conversationsawithgodpodcast@gmail.com www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com take a look into the pigs mouth, ooo he has been eating salad, i like to put butter up my nose to make air feel safer when my knees have bbe nsucked up into a clay fragment system.

# 25 God Vs Lionel yes we made another podcast, and yes its utter nonsense as usual, in this episode lionel Richie calls the conversation with god podcast phone, god gets his blind/non blind singers confused, we discuss the lord of the rings trilogy & Star wars, & unfortunately there is a culinary accident in gods kitchen, basically its an unfortunate collection of audio nonsense thrown together by a human & a deity. please channel all complaints to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com @convowithgodpod on the twitters & The facebooks patreon.com/convowithgodpod get your ears on top of a hat swing and dainty brow as most you isn't clag clag clag clag clag clag clag clag clag

God forgets my birthday, he is a bloody idiot!! what's the point?, it's a mess, it's another terrible episode, sorry!!! Thanks for contributions from @AtheistNomads patreon.com/convowithgodpod twitters & facebook's @convowithgodpod etc etc etc etc who cares, i dont, i do actually mud, hair, socks, blood, tusks & wellington boots, sorry

#23 God VS Star Trek, in this epsiode god shoots at some pigs, we discuss philosophy with Jean luc picard of star trek fame, god gets his salmon on in the kitchen, we talk in tongues and discuss who made the maker, and we also find out if God wants a scrub. thanks to @dunno_much @richardccarrier @podcast_whatif for their questions for hay brain www.patreon/convowithgodpod @convowithgodpod twitter & facebook www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com pencil stencil which hunt garage pond fuse whip stench hat you kijj thrust plough systems

# 22 God Vs Political Correctness, God and I play chess, saw the top of Jesus's favorite cross and prank call Satan, we discuss crying children, caterpillar legged women, this episodes sponsor is Charlie Sheen, to support: https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod contact the podcast & questions for Maggot Mouth Twitter and facebooks @convowithgodpod emails conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com salmon running faster than light all its hair is made of flight, sick and tulips in my knee, stock and portals smell like bees.

# 21 God VS The Vatican, someone has sent in a less than flattering picture of God, among other things we discuss wasps, onions & balls, we also discuss the age old question of why we are here in philosophy corner, the usual nonsense basically, prepare to be underwhelmed. @convowithgodpod conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com mary had a little lamb with mint sauce, and my jeans were only tight near my hands and hay is totally wet in spring until a mump and a season become warped by a stick of sog.

God Vs Gordon Ramsey, God & I play table Tennis, discuss all sorts of pointless babble including the A-Team, the tv show not the song, God gets his rocks off sucking helium and reveals that his favorite smell is war. we have a question from @what_ifpodcast this episodes promo is from @atheist_bs sardine vomit death whore

God VS Netflix, we discuss birds of differing sizes, the persistence of time, God Rides a horse, and we discuss software updates, as usual you will not learn anything and your time would be better spent downloading something more useful, but hey, who cares... i don't @convowithgodpod on twitter and facebookies This weeks promo is @InPoorTastePod Thanks to @duluthatheist for the question & @choochoo_stu for the review!! if I smell air it means my eyes are full of blood and the my filthy tears are full of nettle glue, if there is a sausage up there I hope it is listening to my pig fellows time waret gfrett tongue.

In this episode I have a chat with Jed, he is a lovely chap & he is also a Mormon, I knew very little about Mormons prior to this episode so I really learnt a lot chatting to Jed, some things we discuss in the discussion that we discuss are Milk, Gold Tablets, hats, the Mormon Olympics & gods belly button smell, beware there is no nuance here, just two basic mouths moving and making sounds. thanks to @MykahlBat for your input & consultation! @convowithgodpod on the twitters and facebooks conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com there is a hole in my bucket, that's how i get the water in, my eyes are full of sick, cheese is going to pass over the house and make it smell like balloonnss.

God VS Jordan B Peterson, we read a letter from an atheist who has been converted to worshipping Gods face, we sing, talk about the first commandment, guest appearance from Kermit the frog in philosophy corner, we announce the winner from the competition from episode # 17, our sponsor is "Sorrow" its definitely the worst episode I have ever produced. Twitter and Facebook @convowithgodpod please complain here conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com the world is full of soup crisps and ham, i fell watery and still, my eyes are sore, play a harp and get some brittle cheese, ok!

God vs A Talking Donkey, in this limited edition episode, talking donkeys, also Arnold Schwarzenegger joins us to discuss how it feels to be a robot, some foul language, & a man who is upset because his head is the same shape as a mango seed. @convowithgodpod complaints to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com This weeks promo is from the delightfully morbid @grave_girls who prefer promos to be under 60 seconds but will make allowances if they feel sorry for how terrible your podcast is. bullet breath, hay face, leper skin in your soup, egg pillows on your hairy mouth, a tile is squeaky and clean, jugs of sick to be dropped and mopped.

In this episode I have a heated debate with the Reverend James Hally, he is a very pleasant chap from England & he seems to have got his knickers in a knot over the Conversations with god podcast, he thinks its all a bit silly, cant think why. @convowithgodpod conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com glue, sick, air, faces, dribble, goat head soup.

Episodes 15 of conversations with god, what does it all mean?, in this episode we discuss ant eaters, ant eater eaters (jaguars) and sex robots, as usual it is purial dross that really isn't worth wasting your time listening too. @convowithgodpod for twitters and facebooks converdationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com is the email server account this episodes sponsor is wwww.blood.net.org.face thanks to @ benjinat, @bashonesbishop and the chaps @ the unholygenerations podcast for some really well thought out input. blood, face, mangled eyes, lovely hair and a big bag of sweets please mr bee lips.

unfortunately its another episode of conversations with god, we discuss the potential Brad & Jen reunion, Gravy, God reads from his new book & we discuss alien existence, don't bother to be honest, its a bag of nails complain via twitter @ convowithgodpod or on the email computer conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com my face is numb, and i always feels sick, its this pain in my mouth and head, its the need for some thing proper like milk or hair, dont let your own sick mess you up

In this episode we discuss custard, crucifiction & Asparagus, God does the dishes and we discuss a disease from the ebola family of diseases, our sponsor is is Burt Reynolds Toaster Iron wwwwwwwww.burtreynoldsfromsmokeyandthebandittoasteriron.com promo from my friends @podcast_whatif contact and complain about conversations with god @convowithgodpod on facebooks and twitters email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com www.conversationwithgodpodcast@gmail.com this is gone off milk, it all sounds like a glue face mess, sticks in your hair, thorns in your mouth, its nonsense, its dull, eat your own face and lick the inside of a goats cheek, just for fun

God VS The Trolley problem, in this episode, fishing rods, philosophy, & God going back in time to watch back to the future, we also discuss cheap Gin & Noah (from the bible)God has written a song, Cobwebs is this episodes sponsor. its a mess again...... @convowithgodpod - Twitter & Facebook conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com his face is like a sad clown, but i don't know why, its like chickens in soup with hair and milk and sea creatures with tails on a fast moving werewolf treaty magazine, is it where we are or a filling station that creates most of the horror inside my head, probably.

I was contacted by a very upset Christian listener who thinks that the podcast is offensive and disrespectful, I invited him on to the show to air his grievances and discuss his concerns. This is the result, I hope you get something from it, well you did, a bonus episode!! @convowithgodpod on Twitter and facebooks conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com

God Vs Weeping Babies, in this episode we discuss a scathing review of the podcast, God has a sit down wee, we review The Titanic (the movie not the boat, that sank) also stuffed birds and Exodus 21:28 As usual its a mess, @convowithgodpod on the socials www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com is our online internet website. all complaints and hate mail to the below email address please conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com, Additional content with much gratitude from "I'll have a bowl of that"

God Vs Climate Change, in this episode God has a shower, we have a new guest on the show, we also discuss Gods new book and delve into the book of genesis to try and make some sense of it. This episodes sponsor is Usain Bolts top speed pasta machine If you want to complain contact details are below. Socials are @convowithgodpod Email is conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Thanks to "Old Snowy" for additional material

God discovers he has nipples, reviews the wrong movie and gives advice on things that he shouldn't, we also discuss barbaric passages from the bible and argue over a piece of paper @convowithgodpod on the twitters and facebook conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com = email address this is pointless, nobody listens, go and do something useful with your life, blah blah blah, its a mess, its all a mess, look at your head in the mirror, you will never see the back of your head but others will, thanks then.

Episode 8 Conversations with God, in this episode we discuss beards, god is smoking a joint, we review a romantic movie & gods bum falls off. This episodes sponsor is Germany. you can contact us on twitter & facebook @convowithgodpod email = conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com also check out unholy generations podcast @unholyGensPod on twitter & they also have a youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNXIK2oyP0KsDGaOYgvMhug

Episode 7, In this episode we discuss coulrophobia (fear of clowns), Dolly Parton, God and I discuss free will, other topics we cover are voodoo, lettuce & mosquitoes. You will learn nothing, but in a world of misery and pain it may make you smile.

In Episode 6, Tony apologies, we debate the validity of the moon landings, chocolate beards, also we review another movie (badly), god announces his new book, lipstick and lottery numbers.

Episode 5 of this terrible podcast includes george peppard, a moose, sacrificial alters, knives, goats and liars.

Episode 4, topics that we delve into tonight with the creator of the universe include, grape thieves, farts, jonathan ke quani, grits, when jesus cursed a fig tree and leo sayers demise.