Corporate Night

We learn that you don't ever want to go boating with Mike... or maybe you really want to. And there is a lot of talk about Matt's "big rooster".

The title says it all here folks... we pre-gamed too hard and got absolutely nothing said that meant anything so had to cut this one short!

We discuss some of the random things that have been found in or around peoples butts, which throws Nick into one of the funniest tangents to date! We the explain why Dustin puts mustard on his finger tips to eat a corn dog.

The funniest story I've ever heard in my life, I laughed until my sides hurt then laughed even more!! This is some next level entertainment, so brace yourself for Anthony's story! Ladies and Gentleman, this is the funniest stuff you will find on the internet!

If you are any kind of true American you should be pissed off about not only Dallas, but the entire state of the country we now live in!

Every guy has had one of those times when you got hit in the nuts so hard you instantly fold up like a lawn chair! We also share a few fireworks stories and talk about O.F.A.S.T.S.

We've all been there... that situation that nobody wants to find themselves in where someone has said or done something that leads to complete silence in a crowd. In this episode we discuss a few of our awkward moments along with the classic party "rape" conundrum that has plagued the world!

We hit this one head on without any subject to talk about what so ever... which basically turned it into our normal conversation! This is some of the realest/darkest comedy you'll hear on the interwebs!

The title says it all! We discuss more of our ridiculous drunk stories and also throw in a little making fun of Dustin about doctor's saying he was a girl!

Apparently Dustin can't seem to make it to the lake for the weekend without making the drive more than once.... also apparently he doesn't pack for himself either! We hear over and over again about how glorious Matt's mustache is, because anything that magnificent is worth talking about. Then we cap it all off with a few epic fight stories from back in the day!

We don't often do a serious show and it's definitely rare for us to talk about anything to do with politics in general..... but here it is we did both in one episode and it got real! We discuss some of the hot topics of today political crap shoot, and also hit a few near and dear topics. 

Yep we went there... Jarred lets us into his metrosexual lifestyle and as always with a room full of dudes it ends up going straight to a porn talk! Also Matt get extremely upset when Jarred said he's not fashionable and it's funny as hell!

The title says it all ladies and gentlemen, in this episode we just scratch the surface of our best puke stories. We discuss everything from where Corporate Night originated to Josh educating us on the Afghani shuffle, Dustin tells Nick's story of puking out of the fire truck, and Tyler tell's the story of how he ended up sleeping in his own puke.... Enjoy!

Admittedly we started too drunk for this one to really end up anywhere but with us talking crap to one another... luckily we did manage to get on the subject of drinking a spit cup and gold was manufactured out of thin air!

Pure Gold!! Seriously it is some next level comedy when Tyler and Nick talk about the magical experience that is the piss eddy. Which sparked an even funnier conversation about everyone's most epic piss stories!

We try to sell the Great American Challenge.... not sure why but we did. Michael Gallagher fills us in on exactly what wolf pu**y is all about. And lastly the main subject was supposed to be worst days at work.... it kinda got laced in there in between everything!

Everybody has at least one really good drunk story.... Us on the other hand just so happen to have several. In fact we did an entire episode on them and it turns out this might be a several episode series of some of the dumbest things we've ever done or witnessed while intoxicated.

What really gets your twinkies all creamy? We answer that question with personal experience and extreme rage. We also set up a battle royale between Dustin and Coby where Jenna was trying to involve boards with nails.... yea I guess she just really wanted to see blood that night. Lastly we wrap it up with a lengthy talk about music and proper urinal etiquette.

We discuss exactly what it takes to get an explosives license and why we don't have one, all while we get a bit off subject on how Dustin enjoy's a good bukakke sesh. Then we talk about the on going bet between Mexi Mike and Dustin where Mike has to grow a beard of become Fred the freedom eagle. And finish it up with a classic comic argument between a Navy guy (Matt) and a Marine.

Galen's episode, in this episode we have our team shooter and outside consultant Galen Swadley on and he talks about his encounter with the bounce house mafia, some of the cool stuff he's got going on and we discuss mailing him poop for no reason.

MEXI-CAN will soon be a household name! Big thanks to the people over in Virginia listening, and Matt talk's about the "Smiles" game in Thailand 

Dustin's finally joined the office pop club! Oh and we also try to get him to puke live on the podcast.

In this episode we drill Nick for information on a couple of his bigger miscalculations in life and get blackout mad talking about the people of walmart.

We need your feedback on this, do we or don't we need a bus that may or may not shoot poop out of it in all directions!?

Yes we did actually give away a MEXI-CAN suppressor to the first person to show up with beer. Why you ask.... Well because we are just that awesome that's why!

In this week's episode we talk about grown men pooping in their pants and Nick blacking out trying to reload.

Nothing beats a good drunkin real talk about surviving the apocalypse! At one point I was actually concerned this might end in a fight!

We recorded this one on the fly with a cellphone, bare with us on this one! In this episode we talk all kinds of crap about guns, beer, and anal!