Crazy Ex-GirlFans: Your Internet Gabfest About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Suzanne, Amber and Tonya are back for a group hang! We catch up on the year and share how we are surviving self-quarantine. 

Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! In our premiere episode, host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. Why does Suzanne think this show is like Weeds? Why does everyone hate Jenny? Is Shane actually Kristen Stewart? How much of lesbian culture will Tonya have to ultimately explain to the straights throughout this journey? These questions will be answered and more will be discussed about the hairstyles and clothes of the early aughts. Strap in and strap on!

*Trigger Warning: in this episode, we have a short conversation about the afterlife and suicide.** "Susan," "Tanya," and Amber are back! We grab some bubbly to gab about our lives this summer, the surprise bonus CXG song, our first (and likely only) podcast award, and sleep apnea. Here we are with our award. Photo credit to Jerome, who captured this moment right before White Male Privilege shoved his way into our conversation. Thank you to the tens!    

Yup. You read that right. Rachel Bloom. Now that the show has wrapped up, Rachel offered to answer our most burning questions in a bathtub Q&A. No better way to wrap up our podcast than this. Thank you, Rachel, for being fabulous in all the best ways. Thank you to all of the talented creators and contributors to the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for giving us such an entertaining, heartfelt, generous, bizarre and real piece of art. Thank you to all of our special correspondents -- Shea, Karly, Justin, Cory, and Katie -- who came by to sit around my dining room table and chat about this show, likely for longer than you expected. Thank you,Tonya, for your thoughtfulness, zingers, inception horns, Costco dinners, and therapy sessions. (I really owe you a few co-pays.) Thank you, Amber, for your insight, hours of drive time, handwritten show notes, self care and Loretta. And, finally, thank you to the tens. (Okay, there are a lot more than tens.) I still can't believe that you all listened to us talk for this long and sing this badly and digress this far for this many episodes. Thank you for your thoughts, your questions, your encouragement, your feedback, your insight, and your joy and passion for the television show. We started the show because we wanted to keep fans of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend company. We so enjoyed chatting with you during your commutes, your walks, and your laundry sessions. Spending time with each other and with you was the best self-care experience. We love you, fam! See you soon. Final recording cohost.

This week, Suzanne and Tonya have the delight of chatting with special guest Allison Shoemaker, television critic at The A.V. Club whose weekly breakdowns of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was required reading. We chat about her experience covering the show during its entire run, her deep dive into the making of the 11 O'Clock number, and why George's/Danny's Turn may be the most satisfying number of the finale concert. (Also, if you didn't catch it, check out Allison's genius CXG/GOT crossover music video. Rachel Bloom is on record as saying it is her favorite Crazy Ex-Girlfriend music video.)

Suzanne, Amber and Tonya are back to celebrate the songbook of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend with -- you guessed it -- a draft. The gals take turns disciplining a foster dog and drafting their favorite songs to make their dream CXG mix CD. Twelve tracks and twelve tracks only. Listen to find out which songs make the cut!

Suzanne, Amber and Tonya chill out on the couch to chat about the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special: "Yes, It's Really Us Singing." And, never fear, this is not our final episode! We have a few more to release. Stay tuned!

Suzanne, Amber and Tonya gather to reminisce about the magic that is the narrative finale of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "I'm In Love." How will this chapter in Rebecca's life end? What new chapter will she open? Will George sing a hip-hop closer in the spirit of Ginuwine's Pony? What will be the final nail polish color? How will we go on? In case you missed it, here is our pre-finale viewing party in Bucyrus, complete with miniature horses that we can ride away on ... in a cart ... maybe. (Tonya, Suzanne and Amber) We answer your finale questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: 11 O'Clock (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) West Covina Final Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin)

Nipsey Hussle, who CXG fans will remember from season 1's "Sexy Getting Ready Song," was tragically killed earlier this week. He was a beacon of art, culture, and commitment to his community. He donated his time, talent and treasure to supporting his local neighborhood in in south Los Angeles. We invite you to consider donating to organizations he supported, such as Vector 90, Too Big to Fail, and Destination Crenshaw. Or, consider donating to an organization supporting STEM education and programming for inner-city youth in your own city or nearest urban area. Suzanne, Amber and Tonya break bread and break down the penultimate episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "I Have A Date." Where did Paula find that chic chartreuse shirt? Dress Barn? What if love isn't a game? Who bet their rowing machine on the dates? What is George's life worth? Is this really the end? As promised in our episode discussion:  June, getting in trouble and literally facing the corner. (I know the orientation is wrong. After 20 minutes, I gave up. Just turn your device.) Henry, trying to slide into Suzanne's hosting chair. We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Love's Not A Game (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by David Hull and Cast) There's No Bathroom (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Weird Al Yankovic) Love's Not A Game (reprise) (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom)

Tonya, Amber and Suzanne gather to gab about episode 415, "I Need To Find My Frenemy." What is it about dressing in all black as a girl group that feels so fierce? Could Paula have been a part of Ocean's 8? Where did Josh learn the phrase "stand down?" How much is Valencia going to slay that proposal? Will Rebecca ever add a cons section to that pros list? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: The Math of Love Quadrangles (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Skylar Astin, Scott Michael Foster, Vincent Rodriguez III) Slow Motion (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lowell, Gabrielle Ruiz) Slow Motion Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lowell, Gabrielle Ruiz) Jap Battle Rap Rerpise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Rachel Grate)  

Earlier this month, Rachel Bloom contributed to a series of interviews on the portrayal of female pleasure on television, and the impact those choices can have on society's understanding of it. Tonya and Suzanne sit down with each other to sip seltzers and chat about this article and their own perspectives on the topic. To read the article, written by Whitney Friedlander, please visit https://www.marieclaire.com/culture/a26453707/rachel-bloom-realistic-tv-sex-scenes/.

The show is back and so are your Crazy Ex-GirlFans! Suzanne, Amber and Tonya catch up with each other and then catch up with  Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode 414, "I'm Finding My Bliss." Who would have guessed that Tim would have the best voice in West Covina? Did he get that epic peach Halloween costume from West Covina's community theater wardrobe department? How is Rebecca going to react when she finds out her bliss may not live in treading the boards? Which offer will Paula accept: the email, or the scroll? Who is cooking at Serrano's pop up? How did Chris get so tall? For your weekly Loretta fix, here she is, right before she ripped Tonya's mic cord out: Let Me Be in Your Show (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Gabrielle Ruiz, and Michael McMillian) Etta Mae's Lament (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) The Tick Tock Clock (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by cast) I'm the Bride of the Pirate King (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Gabrielle Ruiz) Apple Man (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Michael McMillian) Etta Mae's Lament (Revised) (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Scott Michael Foster) What'll It Be (Reprise) (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Skylar Astin)

Suzanne and Tonya welcome back co-host fave Karly to talk cough boys, squirrel stickers, and chasing your dreams in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode 413, "I Have To Get Out." What kind of loosey-goosey quarantine program is this hospital running? Who else will Little Cough Boy infect? How will Madison and Chloe get home? Who is watching Hebecca? And that's just the B story line! We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Anti-Depressants are So Not a Big Deal (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Michael Hyatt, Rachel Bloom, and cast End of the Movie Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) Real Life Fighting Is Awkward (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Adam Schlesinger)

The final season of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is proving that it was worth fighting for. Amber, Tonya and Suzanne bask in the wonder and the worry of The Darkness as they discuss episode 412, "I Need A Break." Are things really as good as they seem between Rebecca and Greg? Do waterslides also mean backslides? Will we see Dr. Dayuuuumn again? What in the world is going on with Paula? Will Rebecca find a way to get her feet under her again? Will Greg maintain his boundaries? Will Paula finally rest like she did in 1983? As promised, here are all the visual aids we chatted about in the episode: Loretta, alerting Amber to the approach of the OG Culotte Walker. Carlos, who a) continues to be perfect, b) now knows sit and is okay in his crate, and b) is available for adoption if you live in Ohio. Apply for him here!   We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: I Hate Everything But You (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Skylar Astin) I'm Not Sad / You're Sad (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) The Darkness (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom)

It may be freezing in the midwest but Tonya, Suzanne, and Amber are here with some sizzling hot goss on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's episode, "I'm Almost Over You." Snuggle up and keep warm as we discuss Nathaniel's very own rom-com. Will Nathaniel finally let go of his desires for Rebecca? How many sweaters can Greg pile on those blazered shoulders? Will Maya find love with Joann? What will Paula do now? Did Leonard every get a steak from Emily Blunt? What sports analogy will George use next? As promised, here are all the visual aids we chatted about in the episode: Loretta, modeling her new puffy vest. Carlos, who is a) perfect and b) available for adoption if you live in Ohio. Apply for him here!   Darryl, Paula and George in the makeover montage. Suzanne's Self-Care Recommendation: Poldark. Suzanne's Reaction To Her Own Self-Care Recommendation. We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Gratuitous Karaoke Moment (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Scott Michael Foster and Esther Povitsky)

Tonya, Suzanne, and Amber (sort of) are back to discuss Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's episode, "I Can Work With You." Put on your seat belts because, unlike so many past episodes, this one is about sliding forward, not back. Is Rebecca finally going to figure out her relationship with Hebecca? Will Greg finally tell Rebecca what he keeps wanting to say? Will Paula and Scott win Trial By Fire? Can Josh achieve his dream of influencer? Will sports lead Nathaniel to become nice? (Like, actually nice?) Is Hector going to wind up in the river? Did Guardrail bring the donuts? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Sports Analogies (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Scott Michael Foster and Vincent Rodriguez III) Hello, Nice To Meet You Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Skylar Astin)

We are starting off Twenty-SHINE-Teen right with the mid-season return of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. So much has happened since we last got together. Tonya has a shoulder sling... Suzanne has bread... and Amber has Loretta...   We also discuss Rachel Bloom's STUNNING look for the Critics' Choice Awards. But enough about that. We have some burning -- possibly itching -- questions about episode 409, "I Need Some Balance." We double down to discuss:   Is there such as thing as "platonic panties?" Why didn't White Josh stop the slow-moving train collision? When was the last time Greg was at the gym? We know Maya said "NPH" but could it have possibly been ... "NP3?" Is Jason gone forever? Is Paula okay? She walked away from that mediation with a definite limp. We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Cats  (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Riki Lindhome, Fred Armisen, Todrick Hall, Megan Amran, and chorus) Doggy Dog (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Jack Dolgen)

Greg is back, and so is Amber! The trio is back! Suzanne, Amber and Tonya reunite to eat carbs and chat about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's episode 408, "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be". How will the pivot to New Greg go? Has Paula replaced Rebecca with Kamela Hare-is? Is Heather now sailing her own ship for Valencia and V's mystery love? How did Hector keep this secret from Josh for so long? Will we every find out why George chose Raven as a stage name? BART, WHERE IS OUR SHERRY? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Hello, Nice To Meet You (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Skylar Astin) What You Missed While You Were Popular (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Danny Jolles)

Suzanne and Tonya travel (narratively) to New York and try to adult their way through Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's episode 407, "I Will Help You". Does Josh really not know how to put on a fitted sheet? How many times did Nathaniel demand his pumpkin patch picture be retaken by his mother? Will Rebecca find a balance between thoughtful disclosures and TMI? What event is Elayne Boosler going to do for V and Beth? Also, here are pictures of the fake fruit and the Gratitude Tree (named Gertude) Suzanne and Tonya talked about. Ahh, visual references during an audio experience.  Also also, it was Rachel Bloom who shared a sosh meeds picture of her priceless custom menorah.  Finally, we answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Forget It (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Tovah Feldshuh) How To Clean Up (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Television's Pete Gardner and Vincent Rodriguez III) If You Ever Need A Favor In 50 Years (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Tovah Feldshuh and Elayne Boosler)

Suzanne, Amber and Tonya are trapped together to chat about an episode they want to be trapped to chat about. We are back with episode 406, "I See You." Trigger warning: in this week's episode, we discuss the agony of being the only person who changes the water cooler at work. If you are this person -- like Tonya is -- we understand that this may cause painful flashbacks and blinding rage. Feel free to skip. Here is the Beach Boys album cover art we were discovering, if this brings back any childhood memories for our over-thirties demographic. We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like. SONGS: Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by the cast) Farewell, Fair Mustache (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Television's Pete Gardner)

We are so happy that the trio is back together to eat pie and chat about episode 405, "I'm So Happy For You." Warning: this episode includes lots of unlovely singing by your lovely cohosts. If you've stuck with us this long into our run, it shouldn't surprise you.  Will Rebecca recover or backslide? What does "fizzy" truly mean? What went down between Hector and Estrella? Does this spell the end of our WhiteJoshFeather ship? Is this the best performance yet from our queen, Donna Lynne Champlin? How tall is AJ? Here is Amber's notebook, for the super fans: We answer your questions -- including a listener email that blew our minds -- award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy. SONGS: The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by the cast) I've Always Never Believed In You (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed TO PERFECTION by Donna Lynne Champlin)

It's just Suzanne and Tonya this week to discuss episode 404, "I'm Making Up For Lost Time." Look. Going to be real: this podcast is 50% discussion of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, 50% group therapy session. Some weeks are like that. Especially when it has been a long week and we have to share one set of headphones between the two of us. Picture evidence provided: We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy. SONGS: In One Indescribable Instant (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Luca Padovan and Rachel Bloom) I Want To Be A Child Star (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Luca Padovan)

Suzanne, Amber and Tonya sniffle and ugly cry their way through Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode 403, "I'm On My Own Path." No need for a description this week. This is all the summary you need: We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy. SONGS: Don't Be A Lawyer (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Burl Moseley) Twisted Fate (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Adam Schlesinger)

Wait, so this episode is about a ... poo murder house? BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER. Suzanne, Amber and Tonya eek and ack and cringe their way through Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode 402, "I Am Ashamed." Will Rebecca ever stop flushing tampons? Will White Josh ever admit that Koala Hebecca is cute? Will Nathaniel ever come to terms with his daddy issues? Will Josh ever learn the meaning of precipitation? Will Madison ever top that Snailor Swift costume? Will Darryl ever get rid of that shirt that clings in a weird way? WILL TIM EVER SIT DOWN? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy. SONGS: Meet Rebecca (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger) Time To Seize The Day (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) The Cringe (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Patton Oswalt, Rachel Bloom, Gabrielle Ruiz, Vella Lovell)

After months of waiting, we couldn't help but wonder: Will Rebecca remain locked up forever, or will true love spring her from the prison ... of her heart? Suzanne, Amber and Tonya got together, ate some quiche -- thanks, Quimblepop -- and joined hands to discuss the season four premiere. Will hard time finally make Rebecca responsible, since everyone knows she isn't guilty? What is George's favorite ska band? Did Darryl really name his baby Hebecca? How much would you pay to be able to see Josh's Google search history? Will Nathaniel go to the zoo? Also, check out the impeccable artwork Amber gifted to Suzanne. It should look familiar to any die-hard fans from Season 1.   We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: What's Your Story (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) Only I Am (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Scott Michael Foster, Vincent Rodriguez III and Cast)

Another pop up episode for your listening pleasure! While Amber is away on vacation, Suzanne and Tonya catch up. We chat about life, La Croix, and LGBTQIA representation on our favorite hour-long network television musical comedy.

Surprise pop up episode is here! Suzanne and Amber traveled by car, then by train, then by subway, then by foot to see our favorite cast perform their favorite songs from everyone's favorite show! We couldn't record the actual performance, but we got together a week later with Tonya to fill her in on everything she missed. Catch up with us!

After months of waiting and hours of preparation ... it's finally here. Suzanne, Amber and Tonya are here to TEAR TEAR TEAR through the season 3 finale of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. How could Rebecca think that a conference room group confession would work out well? Can Paula be our fan-designated doula? Wait, is Trent really back? He's not just a polter-guy? Why does Rebecca not just take a screenshot of those Insta picks? And when will Nathaniel finally see the only one who has loved him this whole time, just as he is ... George? And when in the hell will we finally get word that season 4 is a go? Plus, Tonya is momentarily possessed by Toni Braxton and performs a soul-shattering rendition of Un-Break My Heart. We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: Miracle of Birth (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Donna Lynne Champlin) Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Scott Michael Foster) Show Notes: Vulture Article Documenting Behind The Scenes Making of the Season 3 Finale Tonya's podcast recommendations 2 Dope Queens Sooo Many White Guys Burn It All Down: Sports & Feminism NPR’s Code Switch Nancy Homophilia Queery with Cameron Esposito Misandry with Marcia and Rae

Happy Valentine's from your galentines at Crazy Ex-GirlFans! Suzanne, Tonya and Amber grab some shrimp ramen and bacon-wrapped dates and chat about the penultimate episode, "Trent?!" Is Rebecca backsliding into season 1? How long was Trent hiding under her bed and, horror of horrors, was he eating shrimp ramen? Will we ever find out if Cat Store Owner and Lover of Chocolate are only a fling or find true love? Will Mona move in? Is it EVER DRUGS? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like.  SONGS: Buttload of Cats (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) I'm Just A Boy In Love (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Paul Welsh) Back In Action (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin)

We come to you from the future... Exactly eight months into the future, that is ... We travel through time to spy on the shake-ups, sessions, and supply closet seduction in episode 311, "Nathaniel And I Are Just Friends!" Will Heather make it to that skateboarding expo, or will Hector wrestle her and her fat suit to the ground? Nathaniel left a pretty big offer on the table. What's holding Rebecca back from taking it? Will Paula finally read the break room -- and her coffee mug -- and make some changes with her White Feather associates? What is Valencia and Beth's couple name going to be? Val-BETH-cia? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like.  SONGS: This Session Is Going To Be Different (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Michael Hyatt) Face Your Fears Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom)

How much change can happen in the span of one episode? Tonya joins Amber and Suzanne to break down all the drama, epiphanies, life choices and litigation in episode 310, "Oh Nathaniel, It's On!" Where is Nathaniel's ball? What's up with Josh and Hector's mom?  We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. It includes some self-care tips from Catelin, our new favorite West Covina wardrobe contact!  SONGS: He's The New Guy Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and White Feather Associates) Horny Angry Tango (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by David Hull, Scott Michael Foster, and Vincent Rodriguez III)

Y'all. Our finest ships are hitting some icebergs this week. Suzanne and Amber ramble their way through "Nathaniel Gets The Message" and chat break-ups, bad dairy, and bawling bros. How have we not seen what a good pair NP3 and WhiJo make until this moment? Will Rebecca finally learn that it isn't what her intentions are that are troubling, but sometimes just how she goes about her intentions? Will Darryl ever feel sprinkle-worthy again? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. It includes some self-care tips from Catelin, our new favorite West Covina wardrobe contact!  SONGS: Without Love You Can Change The World (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Cast) Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by David Hull, Scott Michael Foster, and Vincent Rodriguez III)

Exclamation point alert. This can't be good.  Suzanne, Amber and Tonya are back to break down the mid-season return to West Covina and past bad behavior. Is there a way for Rebecca to be in love without glitter bombs going off? How is Darryl doing post-break-up? Has Paula lost her skulking skills? When George pours coffee is he imagining his own Broadway-caliber production number? (We hope so. We want to see it.)  We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SHOW LINKS Best of T.T. and Mario Help Me, Janice!   SONGS: My Sperm Is Healthy (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Pete Gardner) Get Your Ass Out Of My House (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Amy Hill)

Suzanne and Amber have a special treat to stuff your stockings: a Secret Santa gift exchange with your favorite West Covina residents! The ladies grab a booth and a beer at Home Base and provide running commentary on the festivities. What did Paula get Josh? Mrs. Hernandez get George? And ...drum roll, please ... who got Rebecca? Happy hiatus holidays and we will see you in the new year for the mid-season premiere!

Jeff... Jeff? No Josh? We have entered a new era in West Covina. Karly joins Suzanne and Amber to pack our bags and head to Buffalo as we discuss Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode 307, "Getting Over Jeff." Is Rebecca making good choices or bad choices? Is there such a thing as good or bad? Is the fact that Paula and Jeff both had Prego sauce in their shopping carts mean they are meant for each other? How can Josh not feel that Old Faithful on his face? Will Darryl and White Josh find a way to stay friends or is it better for them to go their own ways? What's the sexiest tree? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SHOW LINKS Winner of Sexiest Tree #FAMBAMBONANZA Contest Sign-Up HIATUS POP CULTURE RECOMMENDATIONS: Amber Cary Grant Movies (all of them) Good Christian Fun Podcast Karly Encore! (on ABC and Hulu) My Dad Wrote A Porno Podcast Where Should We Begin Podcast Suzanne The Good Place (Season 1 on Netflix, Season 2 on NBC and Hulu) Reply All Podcast SONGS: First Penis I Saw (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Donna Lynne Champlin) My Friend's Dad (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Eddie Pepitone)

Another week, another jam-packed episode. Just like the last two weeks, this episode was intense. 304? Intensely hilarious and over the top. 305? Intensely real and terrifying. 306? Intensely cathartic and inspirational. Shea joins Suzanne and Amber to bear witness to characters facing their fears, feeling angry/mad, and and finding ways to be so (co-dependently) maternal. Add a touching musical declaration and a 3-minute poop joke and you have Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode 306, "Josh Is Irrelevant." Is Rebecca really going to face this new diagnosis head on? At this point, does Valencia common-law live in that apartment? Why can't NP3 reach out? Will Paula continue to top each brilliant hand gesture? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: A Diagnosis (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) This Is A Movement (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Gabrielle Ruiz)

Heads up: if you've seen this episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, you know that the show and our discussion deals with some serious and scary moments. We keep a lot of it light, but do talk earnestly about the subject matter of this episode. Every time we've reached the pivotal episode this season ... Crazy Ex-Girlfriend delivers another gut punch. And we are so happy it does.  Suzanne, Amber and Tonya put on their comfiest velour tracksuits, tiaras and fairy wings to talk about episode 305, "I Never Want To See Josh Again?" How many nicknames will the Whitefeather Associates come up with for Cornelia? Did sparks really fly between Rebecca and Jim and we missed it? Is Naomi really making me cry for her strong maternal instincts? Oh please please please can Rebecca be safe and reach out for hope and for help? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. If you ever feel hopeless and need help -- or helpless and need hope -- the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is always there for you, 24/7, at 1-800-273-8255. And if you want to learn more about how to support others, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is a great starting place. SONGS: Heinous Bitch (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) I Feel Like This Isn't About Me (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Bayne Gibby and Mano Agapion)

CXGFans presents ... SWIMCHAN. Strap in and pack a snack because Amber and Suzanne take their sweet, sweet time dissecting this epic episode, "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Is Crazy." Is this finally rock bottom for Rebecca Bunch, or will she reach subterranean levels? Was Marco end game all along? Why does Paula not pop on some sneaks for that all night search party? What will happen to White Josh and Darryl? To Josh and Aloha Tech? To Heather and Hector? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our (and Donna Lynne Champlin's) self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: Scary Scary Sexy Lady (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) The End Of The Movie (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger and Aline Brosh McKenna, performed by Josh Groban) 

Panic mode: activated. Def Com Chan. Suzanne, Amber and Tonya get together to get through this turning point episode, "Josh Is A Liar." How could Rebecca do that to Paula? How could the Bursar know that Heather is ready to graduate? (That is straight-up Registrar territory.) How could Nathaniel not realize that George is his personal Paula? How could Josh's friends not even given him the benefit of the doubt? How could Josh not listen to Hector's podcast? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: The Moment Is Me (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Vella Lovell) I Go To The Zoo (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Scott Michael Foster) 

Podcast proposal accepted. Meet us tonight, on the noof. Tonya joins Amber and Suzanne to belt and buzz our way through episode 302, "To Josh, With Love." What does Rebecca really want? Can Josh *be* any more in denial? Why are straight men so bad at guessing clothing sizes for women? Will Tim ever stop mansplaining long enough to understand how to please his wife? Will Josh's lolo survive? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) I've Got My Head In The Clouds (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Vincent Rodriguez III) Strip Away My Conscience (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) The Buzzing From The Bathroom (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Michael McMillian) After Everything You Made Me Do That You Didn't Ask For (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom)  

Last time we saw Rebecca Bunch she was standing on a cliff, swearing to bring destruction and ruin to Josh Chan. It's eight months later. Two weeks in West Covina time. We finally get to see her Chan Plan. And boy, is it a doody -- er, we mean doozie. Amber and Suzanne squee and squirm their way through the showstopping season 3 premiere of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge." And we have so many questions... How long will Rebecca keep up this femme fatale costume, both physically and emotionally? Is Valencia dead? Will Colin Crowley ever meet Josh Chan? How many gift baskets did NP3 send to Rebecca? How satisfying is it to see Darryl stand up for himself? Will Rebecca really send that gift to Josh? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. SONGS: Where's Rebecca Bunch? (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast) Let's Generalize About Men (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell, and Gabrielle Ruiz)  

We ... can't ... even ... DEAL WITH how deliciously dysfunctional that premiere episode was last night! We are still processing and will post our full episode discussion on Wednesday. But, to tide you over, here is a charming Q&A with the delightful duo of Rachel Bloom and Aline Brosh McKenna. Enjoy! References: Darryl/White Josh GOT fan fiction Rebecca's Season 3 Nail Polish: Wicked by Essie  Sherwood Schwartz: I couldn't find the writing method Rachel mentioned, so here's an interview with him on NPR's Fresh Air in which he talks about his television career

Season 3 premiere is upon us! We are all caught up with episodes so here is a quick pop-up show to get you pumped for throwing your best Crazy Ex-Girlfriend premiere party. Friday, October 13 is almost here!

CXGFans, you've done it now. You've recapped every ep you said you wanted. So take a moment and take a breath. After October 13, you'll start fresh. And finally we'll see.... The season 3 of CXGirlfriend. The third chapter in the tale. In an unexpected twist, it turns out renewals exist! We'll find it on our tvs so exhale! We have arrived at the end of season 2! Suzanne, Amber and Shea relive this monumental finale, complete a fantasy draft, CXG-style, and ask these questions: How is Paula only now discovering the magic of crafting? Where does one find a huge top secret stamp? Is Rebecca's father a straight-up villain? Will Hector's mother finally have a chance to wear that gorgeous burgundy a-line? Has Valencia found her true calling? How can Josh make such a healthy choice and immediately follow it with such an extreme (and unlikely unhealthy) one?  We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like! Plus, a special treat: some self-care tips from the insanely talented, always generous Rachel Bloom herself. (We are still screaming inside.) See you for season 3! SONGS: What a Rush To Be A Bride (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin) Rebecca's Reprise (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom)

Ding dong! Suzanne and Karly are here to deliver a package at your front door: a fresh recap of episode 212, "Is Josh Free In Two Weeks?" How deeply was Patrick involved in Rebecca Bunch covert support through his Paula connection? Was Nathaniel's plot line an attempt to reach a low so low that it balanced out the elevator high of last week's episode? Which *is* the manlier beast: bear or lion? What's the secret, Patrick? Just tell me what the secret is. Is there a manual? Do you have the manual? I know you have the manual, Patrick. I KNOW IT'S IN YOUR TRUCK, PATRICK. ... I'm sorry that I yelled in all caps, Patrick. We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like! SONGS: Man Nap (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Pete Gardner) (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom)

Take cover, it looks like a storm's a-brewin' in West Covina! Amber battens down the hatches and Suzanne pops some Benadryl (literally) as we navigate the devil winds of episode 211, "Josh Is The Man Of My Dreams, Right?" What is wrong with us that we like this Nathaniel character? Was Darry's dinner invite a Procter-vention all along? Why is Rebecca imbumpitent? Who will Karen choose: convict or cobra? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like! SONGS: Santa Ana Winds (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Eric Michael Roy) Let's Have Intercourse (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Scott Michael Foster)

Pack your hashtags and pick up a magnet at the airport. We're heading to Scarsdale! Suzanne, Amber and Tonya gab parental problems, bashed in teeth, and a very unfortunate social media incident for one of our hosts as we chat episode 210, "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?" (Spoiler alert: they do. They really really do.) Just how much sugar can one man metabolize? Which escape room option did Mya go for with her college roommate Zosia Mamet? Why didn't Joshbecca post an announcement of their love on Linked In? Why *is* it so strange to go back home and see your parents? Would this trip have been better, worse, or more of the same if Rebecca had taken Greg instead of Josh? CAN WE HAVE MORE PATTI LUPONE, PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like! SONGS: We'll Never Have Problems Again (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Vincent Rodriguez III) Remember That We Suffered (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Tovah Feldshuh and Patti LuPone)  

It's here, y'all. A pivotal episode in CXG canon. Amber and Suzanne chat love bubbles, desperate lawyering, the new kid on the block in episode 209, "When Do I Get To Spend Time With Josh?" Becks and Joshy Bear are back together in their love bubble... but it doesn't take long for the new office price to pop it. What does this mean for their future? When is Raging Water ever truly clean? What did Hector and his mom chef up at their cooking class? And now that Scott is out of the picture, can Paula resist the temptation of the ... touch tank? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like! SONGS: Who's The New Guy (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Donna Lynne Champlin, Danny Jolles, Stephnie Weir, Esther Povitsky, & Michael McMillian) George's Turn (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Danny Jolles)  

Amber's back! She and Suzanne talk soup fairies, so maternals, and slow Josh Chan uptakes in episode 208, "Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?" What in the dickens was Scott Procter thinking? Does Anna Hicks not understand that germs can be passed through activities besides kissing? Is this a true moment of growth for Rebecca? What's the bigger fashion offense: stitchy jeans or zipper short/pants? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like, along with a special self-care rec for Scott Procter from Steve Monroe himself! SONGS: So Maternal (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom) DUH! (Beth Slater Whitson and Leo Friedman, performed by Vincent Rodriguez III)  

Suzanne and Shea explore Buzzfeed quizzes, social media stalking and self-involved spouses in episode 207, "Who's The Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?" How has Valencia not done some super stalking by now? Where was Heather while Val and Becks were falling down a three-day rabbit hole? Who will Rebecca wind up watching Friday Night Lights with? Which Hamilton number did the boss's kids perform before the West Brovinas went on? We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. Plus a special bonus self-care recommendation from your favorite ex-girlfriend turned girl grouper Valencia, a.k.a. Gabrielle Ruiz! (@gabrielleruiz) It's another fantastic pick-me-up for you from this fabulous cast. SONGS: Research Me Obsessively (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Brittany Snow) Let Me Call You Sweetheart (Beth Slater Whitson and Leo Friedman, performed by West Brovinas Andrew Arrow, David Bickford, Kevin Linell, and Steve Monroe) You Go First (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin)  

Pour out some rose and grab your favorite matching pink t-shirts: it's Hocus Pocus time in West Covina. Tonya joins Amber and Suzanne for a healthy pour and a girl's night gabbing about episode 206, "Who Needs Josh When You Have A Girl Group?" What are Rebecca's squad goals? Can a friend jambalaya ever work out? Why was Trent shaving his seemingly hairless back? Will Josh ever put his phone down? Will Paula and Rebecca ever be friends again? WILL EVERYTHING EVER BE OKAY EVER AGAIN?  We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like. Plus a special bonus self-care recommendation from your favorite 202nd ranked surfer in the state, Hector a.k.a. Erick Lopez! And it's REALLY good.  SONGS: Friendtopia (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Vella Lovell, Gabrielle Ruiz) Loop De Loop (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom and Donna Lynne Champlin) Stuck In The Bathroom (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Vella Lovell)