Dear Diary Keep Out

It's party time! And OMG I AM SO HAPPY!Farewell 2002, hello 2003!CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!   

It's the holidays, and Lauren reveals a secret she's neglected to mention until now!CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!   

They've finally got there, Lauren and Jona are going out! Just in time to exchange Christmas gifts (or not quite...)But beware of pretty Josephine, who is a human girl and not a dog.CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!  

When will Lauren just give it a rest with Jona? (Spoiler alert... Definitely not yet!)CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!  

This episode brought to you by a comedy of errors. Sorry folks. Sean here. Lots of technical difficulties in this one, which is why it's so late. Some weird buzzing, I had to get rid of. Some deleted files (which is why there is no previously on). And some super weird timing issues. The episode should sound fine now, though!Music by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!  

Our intrepid hero deal with the repercussions of her actions!  Music by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary! 

Will the Jona saga ever end? (Spoilers, it goes on for a while, sorry guys!) I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, that's all he says!Music by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

People are starting to get annoyed with Lauren's obsession with Jona, but does she even care?!Also, did Lauren smash someone's head into a wall or was that a false memory? Genuine question... If you went to first school with her please let us know...Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren is playing puppet master with all the boys on strings. Jona is the one she really wants, but she can't tell Tom because she'll lose him. And Dave? Well why would she go out with him when she's planning to marry him?!CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren has dumped Tom and now Jona doesn't even like her anymore. She's so alone!Except her friend Ellie has other ideas and sets her up with Dave, without her permission! This won't end well...CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren chats with her - spoiler alert! - soon to be friend Siobhan.They talk mental health, gender, careers, and going your own way.Check out Siobhan's artwork on Instagram @shivdesignco Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

It's the Diary 4 finale and emotions are running high. Does Lauren break up with Tom? Or does she hold out until all the feelings are gone? Find out in today's episode.CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren is still torn between her boyfriend Tom and her crush Jona. Will she ever decide? Also starting school at 7am should be a crime, and there is a right way to pronounce scone.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

We finally find out if Tom and Lauren were brave enough to hug! Or perhaps even more than that... Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Fresh off the heels of her relationship with Oliver, Lauren gets a new beau! She should probably hide all the lighters though...CW:Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren and Oliver's short-lived relationship comes to an end, and he doesn't react too well. Lauren hosts an amazing sleepover with food, MSN and scary movies. Be careful of golf balls!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren and Oliver's friendship grows, but does he have an ulterior motive? Oh and did I mention I got a green slip for my art homework? As good as a year 11's work you say? How embarrassing! Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Late night recording with Lauren and Sean, but don't worry, he isn't naked. Lauren tells everyone she fancies Ben, then does shocked Pikachu face when he finds out. We chat body image and discover that Sean may be being haunted by the ghost of a newspaper boy.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren confronts her jealous personality, and learns that podcasting is not a very visual medium.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

How many people is too many people for a cinema trip? Lauren has worked out a genius way of getting people to be nice, and thankfully nobody dropped a bomb on Friday 13th.Remember, strive to be more than just noticed, and you're so much better than 'a bit of alright'.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

It's only the second week of high school and it's already crap! Getting given rubbish nicknames, crying over jackets, and realising boys are pathetic. Completely pathetic!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

It's the first day of high school! Lessons, lockers, languages, and trying not to be a loser!Find out why Lauren won't punch Gemma and if James even exists.Also, don't listen to Sean's advice about STIs!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

It's the last week of the holidays! Lauren makes the most of it with a trip to Durham and an otter sanctuary. She got most of the things she had to do ticked off her list, but alas, did not get to see her crush again.Will Holly and Jack please just get together already?CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Listen to Lauren talk about her life on someone else's podcast!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukThanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts.Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

The summer holidays drag on and excitement for the new school year is mounting. Learn about Lauren's cereal preferences and how Sean will communicate with her if he comes back in time from the future (if only she can remember the secret code...)!CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Listen to Lauren talk about her life on someone else's podcast!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.uk Thanks to Bekah for her help with our transcripts. Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Lauren really does not want to do her homework.Take a ride on a tiny train and show us your people stripes! And remember to never trust a Knickerbocker Glory.#shareapyCW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Listen to Lauren talk about her life on someone else's podcast!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Join Lauren and Sean for your weekly shareapy session. It's the summer holidays and Lauren is missing all her friends! Also, wash your damn face!CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Listen to Lauren talk about her life on someone else's podcast!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!Episode is LivePublished: Aug. 10, 2020 @ 7AM Edit

A dramatic last day brings TAGz to a close. Lauren overthinks Xs and Os, talks birth control, and Sean is speaking Scottish!CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Listen to Lauren talk about her life on someone else's podcast!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

A special interview episode with our good friend Single Dom! A more casual chat than our usual episodes, but hopefully the first of many extra Bullet Point interviews.Lauren and Dom discuss straw smoking, correct dolphin sighting etiquette and all things middle school.Send us any questions you have for Dom for next time we have him on!Oh, and if you're Dom's girlfriend from school, you're dumped!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

It's the school holidays, and Lauren has decided to spend it... At school?Listen to Lauren talk about her life on someone else's podcast!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

It's the last day of school! What more is there to do than stand in the rain and cry?!Or just put on some Scooter and welcome the summer holidays!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Will the Burton family buy the mountain? Who IS that girl with the bag of dildos?The last day of school is coming up, and I think I might cry! CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Polite chastising and a pissed up party. Where are all the adults?CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Welcome to the Podcast Underwear!A break up, basketball, and ballet. Busy busy busy! Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Subscribe to us on Goodpods!https://goodpods.app.link/fchXRXewA7Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!

How do you have sex without penetration? We'll never tell.Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Who's wearing thongs this week? (It's not who you think)Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comOur logo was created by Simon Grove. You can look at his other work at www.simongrovedesign.co.ukCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393Text: 86463SamaritansCall: 116 123Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Back from France with a new diary!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Hold on to your baguettes. We're going to France!Find Lauren's art on instagram with #100smolpaintingsMusic by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

She's not lying when she says that she doesn't pick up "hints". Listen to Lauren talk about some real life Harry Potter stuff. Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

How many girls in how many days!? Plus, find out if Lauren is an incel!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

We weigh some pros and cons. Tears of blood. And some very unfortunate cheer leading outfits.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

We say good bye to the first diary, as well as a loved one. Come join us for some good ol' backstabbin' today!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Heavy episode today. Come learn about Lauren's conspiracy on where boys come from!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Rock to the Spotify playlist we've made!Don't forget to write your diary!

Occupation: MIDDLE SCHOOL!Watch out Peter! She's got a pin! We begin our journey at age 12. What was on your mind at that age? Well, tune in and you can find out what our heroine thought to write down!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.comCheck out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Don't forget to write your diary!

Hello everyone! Welcome to our podcast! We're so excited! Tune in to hear me read all 22 volumes of my teenage diaries week after week!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com Check out our website, Facebook, and Twitter.Don't forget to write your diary!