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David Ayer expands the DCEU with an aquatic meditation on tentacled, oceanic depression in his new flick SUICIDE SQUID, but is this flick a ten(tacle) out of ten, or does it suck (like the suckers on a tentacle) FIND OUT NOW OR DON'T BOTHER WHATEVER

It's a variety bag! This week, in the worst episode we have ever recorded, we eat pizza loudly and record it, talk about some games and movie and generally just have a lazy old time. Next week is Suicide Squad (I think) so that should be fun, but this ain't so bad in the mean time...

From the ashes of FLIM, FLIM rises again! Seriously though, we have been super busy with lots of bullshit, but we totes promise that we are back for good like the take that song! Trying out some new recording equipment so apologies if the audio is a little off. Also, this was recorded like a month ago, before we both went on holiday, but we are gonna be as regular as a prune drinking white lady from now on...

This week the boys have a verbal drool session about the newest installation in the X-men series, Asspoocatlips. We thought things of it, and those things are things that we may or may not have thought about it. You'll have to listen to find out. Oh, and go and FUCKING see Green Room already. It's amazing.

Captain America: The China Problem by FLIM

Ruin and Cammy essentially play a game of Don't Wake Dad with his upstairs neighbour. This movie hits you like a serrated army knife to the throat.

The FLIM boys review the new Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice movie with the aid of regular guest, Peden. They actually do it just ice. Crystal Meth....it's a good joke. You'd find out more about it if you would just hurry up and press listen already. Like....stop reading this. Now. You're still reading? WHY!? It wen't alright actually!

Like, listen to the episode or whatever.

This week Cammy, Ruin and special guest Zan Phee talk about the satirical sci-fi action thriller from directorial powerhouse Paul Verhoven - Starship Troopers...Well, at least they try to. As usual it turns into a right shit show.

We channel our inner most Billy Joels to bring you the newest release from FLIM - Deadpool. Can't remember how deep we actually dive, because this is FLIM, and fuck it. Listen, it's good. The movie is too.

This week on FLIM we discuss the movie Spotlight. A dramatic piece following the Boston Globe's staunch investigative team who cover hard hitting stories, Spotlight, and are trying to uncover a story about priests abusing children. Like every other sensitive subject in the podcast, we approach it with the utmost caution and care by doing what we do best....don't talk about it at all really.....

We said last week that we would do IP Man and Creed. So here it is; they are both good. Go see them. Now that that's out the way, SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - we have a pair of special guests this week. Zan Phee and Thomas Foster, Zan is a TweetPro pro tweet lady and Thomas Foster is an artist for 2000 A.D and more exclusively - Judge Dredd. We couldn't pass up the opportunity to watch the 1995 Judge Dredd with Stallone, Schneider and co. TOBIS when you want a fillm.......

Just like DiCaprio's character in this movie, we have risen from our end of year to return to form with a tight 45 of nonsense, sing songs, half-arsed movie analysis, and stories about our personal lives that we probably shouldn't share into the ether but oh well......

It may be a little late, but that's just how we roll here at FLIM. Nah, there were a few complications, but here is Ruin and Cammy's recap of the year in flims.

It is finally upon us! The newest addition to the Star Wars universe. Hopefully you've seen it before listening to this, because spoilers.... We experimented with VoIP because Ruin was back hame in Scaberdeen. It wen't pretty well.

In a underwhelming return to form, the FLIM boys are back with the final installment in their STAR WARS recap series before their review of episode 7 - The Force Awakens. This is the longest episode that we have ever done, but as usual we simply go bollocks deep into the sea that is the Star Wars universe, and more importantly Return of the Jedi. It doesn't go well.

We're finally onto EpisodeV - The Empire Strikes Back, which only means that STAR WARS Episode VII - The Force Awakens is closer than ever. This movie is so good that it......you'll find out in the episode. It went....alright, I suppose.

Right, look, STAR WARS is great and all, but this is slowly taking its toll on our brains. And if we ever snap and end up being institutionalised, then this is the moment. THIS IS THE HOUR! Where you know it all went terribly, terribly, terribly wrong. We tried to do it justice but *insert excuse here*. As always, it didn't go well.

UNLIIIMIITTTEEED POOWAAHHHHH. Thankfully, we have finished the prequels. This episode features a quotathon inserting the word 'pubes' and corresponding variations because we are children. It also features the world premiere, and exclusive, release of the best STAR WARS song in history; 'Murderous Guy'. It doesn't go well.

Fuck. This.

It is a period of great turmoil in the galaxy. Noble warriors Poe Cameron and Kylo Ruin, on a self-inflicted mission to talk about all of the "STAR WARS" movies before the impeding release of "STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS" have unwittingly stumbled in to the Gundarks nest filled with Bantha pudu that is "STAR WARS I: THE PHANTOM MENACE". I have a bad feeling about this...

To celebrate Halloween, albeit belatedly (release, not recording) Ruin and Cammy try to convince each other to go and see the movie they saw that week. Ruin also shares some spOoOoOoOoky stories. Find out who wins. P.S. nataS liaH It doesn't go well.

This week, Ruin and Cammy get into the newest Guillermo Del Toro picture, Crimson Peak. It gets a little heated because Cammy thinks the movie is mediocre, but Ruin had a little something dribble out the end of his willy when he saw it - it most definitely was not pee... Graphic? Yes. Lovely image? Definitely. Did it go well? You'd better believe it didn't.

This week we talk about....things, and stuff with an added section on whoosits and whatsherfaces. We talk about Sicario....for a bit....I think....maybe? Can't really remember but this episode, as with all of the other ones, is beneficial for your health and will make you live forever. It doesn't go well.

This week we cover the so called Ridley Scott "return to form", The Martian. Not much else to say other than there are songs. Lots of songs, and a freestyle rap. It gets a tad heated.

Ever had a guy come to your house, stay for a bit, kill your boss and then your parents? .....want to?

There are some mountains high enough...

This week there is a rather large announcement in the semi serious variety, much in the same way that this movie is seriously FUCKING good. Every week the guys seem to lose their minds just that little bit more, this week is no different. Expect stupidity. I think it went well, I can't remember.

This week the guys discuss MK Ult...I mean American Ultra, the 2015 stoner action/comedy with Jessica Heisenberg, Karsten Stewraith and Linny Jogss......Sorry, not sure what happened there, my mind escapaed me for a minuet. Pretty much sums up this espisuede. P.s. Your toes are in a jar, don't look at your shoes. Just believe me. It didn't go well, as usual.

This week Ruin, Cammy and Steve are joined by a guest...His name was, Eric? I think, or maybe Jeff. Annnyyyway, this episode's FLIM was Straight Outta Compton, the 2015 biopic tale of the trials and tribulations of the rapper-man group NWA. EAZY DIDN'T HAVE AIDS. SUGE KNIGHT IS SATAN INCARNATE. It went surprisingly well. DAVE! That was his name.

Comic Con - The Beef Tastes Like Stories by FLIM

Ruin, Cammy and Steve find out just how deep the depths of hell and madness are when trying (not) to discuss Adam Sandler's latest blockbuster, Pixels. There's scat, dubstep, and we get our first - and probably last - appearance from Roinald. It doesn't go well.

Ruin, Steve and Cammy discuss a movie recently released by The Asylum - creators of Sharknado 1,2 and 3 and others. They were meant to FLIM The Gift, but showings were being an asshole so another movie was selected. They discuss why the Princesses powers were bogus, how much of an ACTUAL babe CVD is amognst other things! It didn't go well...

Ruin, Cammy and Steve delve into the 2015 Fox addition to the Fantastic 4 movies. It's a movie that has been universally panned but you will have to hear how we felt about it in this week's episode. There are beautiful harmonies, impromptu raps and mentions of our good friends Elvin Presley and Han Soto. It actually went quite well...

Bit of a hiccup.....this will be the episode this week. Cammy recorded an alcohol soaked apology; literally alcohol soaked, listen to him spill beer all over his fat, stupid face at 1:18 in. There were a few problems with the episode file, all is revealed in this week's episode of FLIM. For once, it REALLY didn't go well...

This week Cammy, Ruin and Steve flimmed Inside Out, Disney Pixar's newest release. This week was recorded in their friend Erin's bathroom because she had said she wanted to be in on it; she wasn't. There is essentially a 5 minute beat poem movie recap, Cammy gets his foot pissed on, the trio discuss why porn filmed by snakes is great, and more. It doesn't go well.

Ruin and Cammy, along with the help of their fact checker, Steve, try and tell you just how fucking good Ant Man is. It doesn't go well.

Ruin, Cammy and Steve discuss the new Terminator installment, Genisys. They are joined by a friend of Ruin's, JB, who recounts her encounter with the OG T-1000 in a hotel in Ballachulish. It doesn't go well.

Ruin and Cammy discuss the previous 4 Terminator movies after a long day of work. They get a few facts wrong, but they hadn't watched any of the Terminators in a long while, so.... It doesn't go well.

Ruin and Cammy try to decipher the movie Southland Tales with the assistance of their "fact checker" Steve. It doesn't go well.

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