Go No Contact

This week we’re asking everyone’s skin to stay on, legs to stay unspread, and butts to get off this train ’cause it’s going to the city! All aboard! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We apologize for our extended absence, and Misha has been remiss in his caretaking duties. We discuss weird bridal requests and how to handle your mother canceling Christmas. And, of course, we discuss life’s most important question: What is soup? … Continue reading →

In this episode, we talk about creepy husbands and micromanaging sex. Daft Punk is always there. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Talkin’ bout a very special listener-requested post. That’s right, it’s time to talk about what to do when you pee on your boss’s dick. Accidentally. Also a much more serious post about attempted kidnapping/probably intended sexual assault. So give the … Continue reading →

It’s a tale as old as time…but in this case, the racist and the mooch are the same person. Misha and Kaitlyn discuss their supernatural alter egos. CW for age-inappropriate attraction in the first post and racism in the second. … Continue reading →

We talk about a strange texting test and about finding out your girlfriend has been grooming you. So, content warning for that. But also we talk about garlic bread! Yum! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We expose the conspiracy against the Michaels of the world. We talk about wedding-stealing sisters and girlfriends whose bathroom skills need some work. Friends: it’s time to try defying gravity. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

It is National Novel Writing Month, so we’re doing a post about writing erotica featuring your friend’s girlfriend. Also, stealing your sister’s wedding while she’s in hospital. What the heck. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

It turns out no one knows how to be married. One couple is too conservative! One couple is too liberal! Will the conflict never cease? Is Star Wars worth missing the birth of your child for? CW for joking sacrilege, … Continue reading →

In this episode, we discuss the scariest attic in the world and what a reverse Lysistrata looks like. Misha and Kaitlyn consume too much butter and too many eggs. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Someone hires a long-distance psychic, someone else decides how much money it should cost to be trans, and Misha and Kaitlyn want optimal Stomping Boots. cw for transphobia (not violent) Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

In this episode, we talk about a hairy situation and a family holiday nightmare. We also discuss what people did for porn in The Old Days. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We’re pleased to introduce our new character: Cookies McGee. Also some niche Thrilling Adventure Hour jokes, terrible dinner manners, and a real-life murder conspiracy. Maybe. CW for possible abuse. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

In this episode, we discuss fragile male egos and premature proposals. We also reveal this podcast’s true purpose: avoiding responsibilities. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We propose a new, sure to be successful business plan. But until we make it reach, we’ll be here, talking about an orchestral show-off, a woman who gets a new family by force, and in a special Bonus Post: Facebook … Continue reading →

We discuss so many things, like how Kaitlyn thinks crystals can be used as condoms. Stinky beard man wants revenge. Misha makes a bet with the audience. And we find out that saving money with your friends is WRONG. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com … Continue reading →

We finally get some animal companions. Misha gestures behind the curtain. Kaitlyn forbids the musical episode. But, dear listeners, it is Misha who writes these descriptions, and I promise you: it’s coming. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We embrace our inner wiggle. All men will be murdered, but not for a good reason. And somewhere in America, there is a very sad best man. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

In this episode, we talk about a grown man who wants to be hand-fed and STD-faking parents. Both Misha and Kaitlyn lament the fact that they’ve done nothing with their lives. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We talk about cherries, tattoos, spiritual journeys, and Taylor Swift. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We discuss flings with celebrities, a hasty proposal, and how pterodactyls really need to work on their SEO. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We respond to certain complaints about last week’s episode. A dad’s girlfriend wreaks havoc for the daughter. OP witnesses something she shouldn’t have at her new beau’s house. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We talk even more about food in this one. And you know the hookers and blow that came up in the last episode description? Well, that post is actually in this episode, not that one. Oops. Sorry for any disappointment … Continue reading →

Come on, it’s the question we’ve all been asking. How old is Ash? Also, does sleeping count as abandonment? What about the ol’ hookers and blow party? We’ve got the answers. Well, some answers. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We’re taking the week off, but I have a little tidbit for you.

It’s our 50th episode! And all we want you to do is take a deep breath, relax, and remember that other people’s lives are really stressful, but yours might be marginally better! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

A very special linked posts episode. Two posts, two people, one event THAT CHANGED HISTORY (the history of their relationship anyway). Levels are a bit wonky on this one, my most humble apologies, I grovel, &c &c. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Misha gives bad dating advice. Kaitlyn recommends bidets. We both enjoy cute animals! Even when they are murderous! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

A heartwarming tale, and a dickwarming tale. Pick your preferred one, I guess? Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

An interesting approach to personal improvement, and a sibling disagreement. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Now that we’re famous, we discuss the worst family vacation ever, and also the worst road trip ever. This one has a warning for abuse/manipulation. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Our first live show ever! Recorded on May 12, 2018, at the Columbus Podcast Festival. Enjoy, it’s an extra-long episode! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

This episode has a fair amount of unwanted sexual contact in it, so heads up. If that doesn’t sound like something you want to deal with, try instead this adorable animal video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MwQYcY479o Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We discuss how bugs are bad roommates. Some very, very dirty laundry gets aired. A Supernatural super-fan goes wild. Misha struggles to name a single currently running soap opera. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod Columbus Podcast Festival: http://columbuspodcastfestival.com/

For the first time since we changed our name, we have a go no contact situation. Also, we talk philosophy for some reason. Our relationship fractures once again, but we’ll stitch it up with sad-man-with-a-guitar music. Meanwhile, the Reddit posts … Continue reading →

The thing we hit in the beginning is the record button, by the way. Here’s an extra long episode because we love complaining so much we couldn’t stop and get on track. It’s a little bit of cushion for an … Continue reading →

Agenda items: robot SOS, breaking out of boob prison, dating out of your league, and our very first live show, at the Columbus Podcast Festival’s Main Stage, May 12 at 4 pm. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Despite being sleepy, we soldier on to talk about rom-com-style mishaps and excessively randy boyfriends. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

There’s a lot of giggling in this episode. Start serious with workplace harassment issues, then completely abandon that seriousness with some ridiculous sex toy theories. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Misha and Kaitlyn discuss a free mansion, hostile hostel compromises, and how Star Wars is really an episode of the Magic School Bus. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Sorry, guys, this one has some really bad audio issues. Ironically, I got a new set-up that will be better in the long term but really messed up my audio in the meantime. Next week hopefully I’ll have all the … Continue reading →

Listen at your own peril, because Misha attempts some accents and it isn’t pretty. But on the bright side, there is a laser tag baby. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Misha mixes metaphors and can’t say words. A backpacking trip goes wrong, as does a work party. Kaitlyn is unable to wink. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We talk about declarations of love, Seabiscuit, and a Pinterest bridezilla. And frankly I don’t know what else, because I spent too much time editing the sounds of dogs barking out of the background. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We discuss food waste and aviator wear. But we also spend a lot of time talking about Flavortown and armor, so who’s to say what this episode is really about.

Listen to the end for a big announcement! Also, why your girlfriend should move across the country with you, and why you should move across the country without your boyfriend. Site: https://ourrelationshipspodcast.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RRelationshipsPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/rrelationships1

We discuss hovercraft at length, because we’re excited for the future. We also reveal the real reason to invite guests over. Also discussed: when it’s not a good thing that your boyfriend is rich, and an unusual form of betrayal. … Continue reading →

There are some doozies here folks. But you’re just gonna have to believe me because I went to karate and my limbs have turned into wet sand, which makes it difficult to type. There are cults, though, so that’s interesting. … Continue reading →

Kaitlyn explains how hard it is to be a bird attorney. The office nice guy strikes again. Crawling like a dog is discouraged, but playing with dolls is not–as long as you’re in a group. Site: https://ourrelationshipspodcast.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RRelationshipsPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/rrelationships1

Misha and Kaitlyn discuss the secret lives of Sims, and the lives of secret squirrels. How do you de-stress? We cover ourselves in blankets, but that’s just us. Site: https://ourrelationshipspodcast.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RRelationshipsPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/rrelationships1

Your hosts tackle the important issues, like vampire housing discrimination, and how people’s cooties get all over my air. Even when I’m breathing! Kaitlyn has a microphone, which should help with audio quality. We also discuss a reckless driving incident … Continue reading →