Hydrogen & Stupidity

The subject: Flat Earth. Need we say more? 

Dena tells us about all the weird shit the military sees.....

We had a topic, got sidetracked, bitched a lot......

Surprise, Randy has a list.... Necrophilia..... Gross!!!!

Randy did extensive research and brought you a list of humorous measurements. A lot of barn talk.....

Today we are joined by Randy's partner "Z". She tells us why she is an alien. Things get weird.....

Randy tells us about some of the worlds most disturbing rituals. Bullet ants are mean.....

#Putin #Pancakes #RasputinDick #DevilToaster hashtag, done with this earth.....

Randy apparently takes a huge issue with the Mormons in this episode as he discusses sinless sex.... 

Today Dena tells about creeps in the attic. Look, when you move into a new house, check your crawl space and attic for perverts, just saying..... Patreon.com/Stupidhydrogen

Randy goes back to the occult museum and brings a list. Urban Legends from all over. Crybaby bridges...... Patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

We thought we were done with them in the 90's...... THEY'RE BACK. Dena tells us about the crazy things that furbies have done, and we get a little real about hitting on women. Patreon.Com/Stupidhydrogen

Are Ashton and Mila divorcing? What happened to Bennifer? The Queen is part of the lizard illuminati? Patreon.com/Stupidhydrogen

Sometimes Randy doesn't have a real subject, sometimes he just likes to bitch about things that have zero value in life..... enjoy!     patreon.com/Stupidhydrogen

Today, Dena tells us about the Hammersmith Murder. Can you kill a ghost? I mean it's probably not a reliable court defense......   patreon.com/Stupidhydrogen

Today, Lovetto tells us what happens when you stick your head in a high energy proton beam.... patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Today, Dena tells us about the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp in the Carolina of the south. Basically a Sleestak but doesn't have its own TV show.....

Randy finally tells us what a banshee is, and what he thought it was....... patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Randy dives head first into Sleep Paralysis. Is it succubuses or succubi? patreon.com/stupid hydrogen

Y'all, come listen to these shenanigans. Local tribe? Avalanche? Ergot? what do you think? Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Randy brought another list, you learn his safe word, and shenanigans...... Oh, yeah, that list..... some of history's greatest coincidences.  Patreon.Com/Stupidhydrogen

Today Dena flies us to Scotland to tell us about Sawney Bean. Caves, cannibals and incest..... OH MY. Patreon.com/Stupidhydrogen.

Today Randy tells us about some calling cards left by serial killers, you also find out which is his least favorite serial killer. Beer me! patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Witches still be trippin. Today Randy tells us about the weird messed up ways people buried witches, you know.... so they can stay buried. Patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Dena decided it was a great idea to take us to the most dangerous places in the world. We survived Danger Noodle Island or as the natives call it, Nope Ropeland. Patreon.Com/stupidhydrogen

Lovetto wants to take us into a Dark Forest. Apparently that's where all the things we don't know about hang out.... Patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Today Dena ruins many childhoods by telling us the true origin stories of many popular fairy tales. We can all agree on one thing though, these would make bad ass movies. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

If you're not on our Patreon, we decided to give you our actual first episode. Lovetto tells us about the Travis Walton Incident. Aliens, police, lumberjacks OH MY!!!! Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Today we forego cheesesteaks and roasted pork belly sammiches with broccoli rabe to learn about the Philadelphia Experiment. Its like the Flying Dutchman, only the sailors couldn't get out. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Oli skin? Goodness gracious red eyeballs of fire? Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? England is crazy.    Patreaon.com/stupidhydrogen

Today Randy tells us about all the shady government stuff that we all thought was fake, was actually true. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Who is this superhero? Sarge? NOOO Henry the mild mannered janitor? NO WAY MAN! Jinagshi, the hopping zombie? COULD BE..... patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Today, Randy tells us about the sometimes vile, sometimes hilarious and sometimes adorable Florida Man. Patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

We had some technical difficulties with our next episode so we put together a patreon preview for ya. Hope you enjoy, our next episode will be up soon. Patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Lovetto tells us about Bob Lazar, and reassures us that there are no mistakes, just happy little aliens.   Patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Today Randy takes us to Hollywood and tells us about all the movies that are believed to be cursed. How bout don't build movie sets near nuclear test sites, jackass......  patreon.com/stupidhydrogen

Lovetto tells us about the Aurora Texas UFO incident. Green Kids show up. Kenny Loggins still hasn't talked to us...... patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Today, Dena explains to us that there are different types of aliens, they aren't all little green men. They all want to do butt stuff though.    Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Randy Ubers us to Louisiana to introduce us 2 the Rougarou who apparently is a pretty devout Catholic. Insert pop culture catchphrase from a show about gators....  Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Lovetto tells us about the Mandella Effect. We find out our whole life is a lie..... well, we find out 15 things are a lie. Damn you Sinbad! Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Lovetto tells us about Betty and Barney Hill. The Aliens gave them the secret and they drew maps. Zeta Reticuli suckas!!!!! Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Today Dena takes us down to Vernon Florida where the residents found an interesting way to get money. Call your insurance broker and update your Death and Dismemberment policy. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Randy explores some of the urban legends in our home state. SPOILER ALERT, they aren't all cry baby bridges, but messed up stuff does happen on bridges, a lot of bridges.... I digress. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Is it a coffin? Is it an alien? Is it mold? Could it be a cow. Dena tells us about the Terrashots from Funeral Mountain and how you could already be infected. Check us out at Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Continuing our cryptid tradition, Lovetto Takes us to New Jersey and tells us where the hockey team got its name. Gym, Tan, Laundry. FIST PUMPIN LIKE A CHAMP!!!!! Check us out Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Today Randy tells us about spirit boards. Does the toy company add the spirits or is that an add on from big box retailers? Check us out on Patreon....... Patreon.Com/StupidHydrogen

Lovetto takes us back to that time in America where we werent a fan of witches and tells us about the Possession of Elizabeth Knapp, The Groton Witch. Cotton Mather makes an appearance. Check us out on patreon. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Randy, Dena and Lovetto kick off the holidays with some Christmas adventures. Merry ChrismaHanaKwanzukkah. Happy Holidays everyone, thank you so much for the support. Check us out on patreon. Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen

Randy takes us back down to Georgia to check out the Georgia Guidestones in Elberton. Come learn what needs to happen post apocalypse. Check us out on Patreon. Patreon.Com/Stupidhydrogen

This week Lovetto explores the world of mummies. Brendan Fraser, sorry, not your mummy. Check us out on Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen for exclusive content.

Dena gives Randy a present today and tells us about Alabama's own cryptid, The Alabama White Thang, or Eduardo who hangs out under the bridge on 2nd Ave S also known as The Highway to The Danger Zone, where everyone is Alright and they like to cut Footloose. Visit us at Patreon.com/StupidHydrogen