Irresponsibly Powerless

Show notes:Episode #32 - OMG we're late! YES, that kind of late!Secret Invasion, not so secret anymore...might have to change title of series.Batman's turning Japanese? And apparently if there's grass on the field he's ready to play ball, if you catch my meaningIndie comics woo! Echo and Locke & Key. Go indie!All that and another episode, just scroll down, sexy mama!THE SEXY MAMA WAS MEANT ONLY FOR THE LADIES, PLEASE SEE PREVIOUS POST!

Show notes:Episode #31Avenger-orama! Mighty and New. So, there ya gowho's the most human! Wait what? It's Ultimate Human!Spidey, ultimate even! Hooray for a comic that is always good.All that and a whole nuther show, just scroll up dude!SORRY I ASSUMED YOU'RE A DUDE, IF YOU'RE A LADY PLEASE CONTINUE TO LISTEN. ALSO SEND PROOF YOU ARE A LADY.

Show Notes:Captain America is the ONLY comic with nazis getting kicked in the face...I'm just saying.Order #9, there's only ONE more, damnit!Rapid Fire, I like to CAPITALIZE one word in a sentence...oh yeah.All that and Random Pick plus Bullshit...aren't you glad we're back? Well, whatever, we didn't miss you either! *tearJUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!

Show notes:Erick is Mr. Independent! All his comics this week are not from DC and Marvel, wowie!Zombies Over? Maybe, hopefully.Nazis, still good ole nazis in Captain America.That and a crunch a' bunch more.WE TALK ABOUT COMICS, SORTA, JUST LISTEN

Show note:9 comics in 9 minutes! WAM BAM THANK YOU SIRS!Ultimate Human; Iron Man vs. Hulk, who is more, uh, human?Apocalypse, he's from the future, or inside sinister...or something!Bullshit and Random Pick! WOOO! It's a standard show!SHOW CLICK LISTEN

Show notes:Fantastic Four is now in the hands of Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch; let's hope for restrained nonsense rather than the lunatic nonsense, mkay?X-Factor and X-Force, insert X pun here.Time Travelers and Zombies! But not together...not yet....All that plus Spider-man, Nova, Wonder Woman, Avengers, and Punisher...and no more. Absolutely nothing else.SCREW MOZART, HAVE YOUR BABY LISTEN TO US, HE'LL BE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

Show notes:Brand New Day Marches on; Still good? Maybe? Sorta?Erick Explodes some Vertigo; tune in if you like vikings or fairy tales...who doesn't right?Twelve issue two of twelve came out; and we instantly realize why you should never title your comic with just a number...All that and a bunch more! Seriously, the show is like 45 mins and that took me four seconds to write, so there must be more.LISTEN TO THE OLDEST COMIC BOOK PODCAST NAMED "IRRESPONSIBLY POWERLESS"!

Show Notes:The Last Y: The Last Man!!!! It's a sad day in comictownNew Captain America, he has a gun...yeah, no more messing around with these nazi guysWhat if...Spider-man was a total badass! Also Ultimate Spider-Man was really good this week, like better than usual, so really really good.So many more issues than that are in this week, seriously, those show notes suck at being comprehensive.COME CELEBRATE NICK'S 24TH BIRTHDAY! IF WE'D BEEN A LITTLE MORE ON IT THIS WOULD ALSO BE EPISODE #24...WE'RE NOT THAT CLEVER.

Show Notes:X-men is finally over; maybe Erick will finally shut up about it now, am I right? Actually it was pretty good...Ultimates EXPLODE! Ultimates 3 is rollin', any better this week? Ultimate Fan Four is all up with Thanos TOO!More Spidey?! Yeah, they're not fucking around, apparently.All that and soooo much more, well at least 2 inches more...what, it's cold in here.LISTEN! LISTEN NOW! SERIOUSLY YOUR CHILDREN'S LIVES DEPEND ON IT!

Show NotesHit or Miss is here to stay, this week it's Brand New Day, hooray!Hulk #1 is out; who did he kill, and how badly did he kill him?!The Messiah Complex continues...but does it continue well?All that plus Random Pick, Bullshit Moment, and we talk about Trades, everyone loves Trades right?NICK IS SICK THIS WEEK, LISTEN TO HIS RASPY VOICE, HE SOUNDS EVEN SEXIER THAN USUAL. THAT'S PRETTY SEXY LADIES (AND SOME NON-LADIES)

Show Notes:You'll get caught up in the, RAPID FIRE, RAPID FIRE! 9 Comics in 9 Minutes, Oh my!A Brand Spankin' new segment, with lots of spank!Last week's comics we missed, huzzah!All that and our good ole classics, Random Pick and Bullshit Moment.YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION SHOULD BE TO LISTEN TO OUR PODCAST MORE, IT'S WAY EASIER THAN LOSING WEIGHT, BESIDES WE THINK YOU LOOK GREAT!

Show Notes:Incredible Herc is here; yeah, yeah, but why isn't Amadeus' name on that badboy?!Not everybody but at least Iron Fist is Kung Fu fighting, that's something, right?X-men, Ultimate and otherwise are all over, doing...things...X-men things.All that, plus if you're a good boy/girl (preferably girl) we will leave something in your stocking!WE SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, WE KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS CALLING THE POLICE ON US, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? IT'S LIKE EVERYONE'S TREE, WHO MADE YOU THE TREE POLICE? JUST CAUSE IT'S OUTSIDE YOUR BEDROOM DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN IT.

Show Notes:The Year in Review; that's right, we beat everyone to the bunch, the whole year in under a half hour!Sinestro War Corps Lantern; it's over, boo, but it was an awesome ending, hooray!New Avengers and New Warriors, for the New year, well close enough, shut up.All that plus SO much more. Seriously, you have to listen in order to have a clue, I'm not typing anything extra.NOTHING EXTRA I SAID! NO FREE RIDES ANYMORE, PUT IN A QUARTER TO RIDE THE PONY!

Show Notes:Ultimates 3; Everything is all crazy again, big surprise there. Don't the Ultimates ever get tired of this crazy nonsense?Speaking of Crazy; Erick bought like a gagillion books this week, tune in to hear him go!Ultimate X-men and Regular X-men, both are off like a prom dress this week, daaaaamnAll that, a bag of chips, a booty that won't quit, tons of more comics, and Random Pick/Bullshit Moment of the week.WE GOT MORE BOUNCE IN THIS SHOW THAN ALL YA'LL COMBINED, PROVE US WRONG! USING BOUNINOMICS AND BOUNCOLOGY!

Show Notes:He is Iron Man; and he is awesome, I mean look at his man nipples!One more issue of One more day; see how clever that was? Also Ultimate Spider-man, booya!X-men continue to not suck! Hooray!That doesn't even begin to touch on the amount of awesome we did, seriously!THIS IS OUR SEXIEST COMIC TO DATE, IF YOU LIKE SEX YOU WILL LIKE THIS PODCAST!

Show Notes:Heroes! No, not in comics, but on that wacky medium known as the Television.Webcomics, yeah that's right, there's on the interwebs these days, totally crazy!Actual Comics, we also talk about printed comics, so whatever yeah that too.All that plus Random Pick and Bullshit Moment; note Captain America and Incredible Hulk may or may not have rocked your face this week, just saying.IT'S SO MUCH SHOW THIS WEEK, I'M NOT SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT. ARE YOU AN APT SHOW HANDLER? MAKE SURE TO STRETCH FIRST!

Show notes:WWH Concludes; Trash or Smash?! WE DISAGREE!New and Regular Avengers, did Bendis bring his A-game? WE DISAGREE AGAIN!Antiheroes in the house; Punisher and Batman, We didn't disagree, sorry.Plus Bullshit moment and Random pick, as always.THAT HOT GIRL, THE ONE AT YOUR WORK, SHE LISTENS TO OUR SHOW. EVEN THOUGH SHE WON'T ADMIT IT AND YOU NEVER SEE HER WITH A COMIC SHE TOTALLY DOES, JUST SAYING.

Show Notes:The regular format is back; with an explosion of comics this week, watch out you may get some on your face and/or crotchIlluminati ends and Y:The Last Man almost ends, it's a sad sad day in AwesometownX-men kicks it up with xtra xcitment...I'll stop doing bad x puns when they do!SO MUCH COMICS, that's not even half the stuff we talk about this week, we're freaking amazing!As always you got Random Pick and Bullshit Moment!HOW CAN YOU NOT LISTEN? SERIOUSLY, UNLESS YOU'RE A DOCTOR AND YOU'RE OPERATING ON THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA RIGHT NOW YOU SHOULD LISTEN!

Spook Notes:How's my CompleXion; X-men are off an running, Xciting or perpleXing?Power is such a turn on especially when it's Ultimate; how much it too much?Other comics; too many comics to even mention, how will you know what we talk about? Download this mofo right now!All that and we flip the script and Erick busts a Bullshit Moment!THIS EPISODE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN BUT IT'S STILL AWESOME LISTEN!

Shoooow noootes oooeeeoooeee:It's Halloween; prepare yourself for deranged tales of horror, seriously more so than usual.Guest Host; a terrifying special guest host joins us, uninvited!Comics back from the dead; We talk about great old comics that everyone should read on Halloween!No Random Pick, no Bullshit Moment, all scare all the time!LISTEN IF YOU DARE! AND LISTEN, CAUSE WE'LL BE BACK WITH PART TWO!

Show notes:Erick reveals the truth; This whole Green Lantern thing, there's stuff, interesting stuff!Teens, sexy teens, WAIT NO! Teen Titans and Ultimate Spider-man, dude they totally look eighteenWhat if!? What if the situation which started World War Hulk was somehow different? Then I guess the whole rest of the story would be different too!? HOLY CRAP!All that and more, including a Bullshit Moment, and a Random Pick that has aforementioned dead people sex!OUR SHOW NOTES HAVE TWO SEXUAL REFERENCES IN THEM. YOU LIKE SEX DON'T YOU, SO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST!