Justice Time Machine

Hello, fellow Time Travelers. It is with a heavy heart and bloodshot eyes that we announce Justice Time Machine has come to an indefinite hiatus. Unfortunately, the scheduling has become too much of a cross to bear for ya favorite bois and we must lay our pet project to rest for the time being. The batteries have run low and it is getting dark. However, a goodbye for now can also beget a hello in the future. Thank you to all that have supported us and we hope you enjoyed Justice Time Machine as much as we did. Sincerely, JTM. johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan | @justicetimemachine | justicetimemachine@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome to the final episode of season 5. From all of us at Justice Time Machine, we truly appreciate all of those that have listened and shared our work here. The work itself is not much, but it's honest. Through all of the laughter there is pain, but through the pain there is also laughter. We love all of you so much and the highest of praise for our fans would be a failure of justice. Stay gold, Time Travelers. We'll be back sooner than you think. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | history.com | britannica.com | nps.gov --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Time Travelers Assemble! Episode 9 of Season 5 is an amuse-bouche for the final episode of this season because ya bois just barely get their beaks wet on the scum sucking slave owner that is Andrew Jackson. This cankled racist better watch his monuments before the true power of defiance drags his statues down to hell with him. Raise your fists in solidarity: our body's are temples of that which you do not own. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | history.com | whitehouse.gov | britannica.com | thehermitage.org --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome to another episode of the things they don't want to teach you! On this Justice Time Machine episode, ya bois travel back to 1921 where a minor social faux pas led to an abhorrent amount of turmoil in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Rodgers and Hammerstein completely left this turn of events out of their play about this Midwest state. CJ, Cody, and Marc try their darndest to not fly off the proverbial handle at every turn in this episode and subsequently prove that Oklahoma was definitely not "The Place to Be" if you were a person of color in 1921. justicetimamachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | tulsahistory.org | history.com | okhistory.org --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome time travelers to the 7th installment of season 5! Get your email fingers ready because this one splits ya bois in twain. Is assisted suicide considered murder? Or is murder assisted suicide? See i told you you! Email us to let us know one of the following: Was Marc right for suggesting the proper paperwork? Was Cody right for backing the victims? We're CJ's puns on point? Email 1 for Marc, 2 for Cody, or 3 for CJ to justicetimemachine@gmail.com | Remember, none of these options will get anyone to the next round in Hollywood! justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | biography.com | murderpedia.org --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome back fellow time travelers! Gas up your latest Die Antwoord album and buckle up for a blast from the South African past! This one has it all! Cody gets clapped, CJ gets lit, and Marc gets his groove back? Ya know what? You'll have to listen to find out where ya favorite bois land on this unfamiliar soil. Good is good and bad is bad. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | bbc.com | historic-uk.com | pbs.org --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome all you time travelers to the middle of season 5! You'll have to figure this out out for yourselves because this episode basically ride a roller coaster named DABDA to make sense of this topic. Ya bois stop being polite and start getting real. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | bbc.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome back fellow time travelers! This one comes straight from the underground so put your middle fingers up in solidarity and scream fuck 12. This is by for the most pressing topic ya 3 favorite bois have covered so let's start with a *TRIGGER WARNING* and work together from there. CJ's exercise mic is hot garbage, Cody takes us back to the not so groovy 60's, and Marc raises a single fist right up the butt of systemic racism. Good cops aren't good cops if they don't report bad cops. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | npr.org | britannica.com | history.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome fellow time travelers to, in the words of DJ Khaled, another one! This episode has it all. Ya bois try to work out the definition of an introduction and concurrently introduce a heavy weight asshole to the podcast! Idi Amin is on the proverbial Mount Rushmore of evil dictators so strap in and strap on for a not so distant trip back in time to when CJ, Cody, and Marc destroy this despot. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | biography.com | history.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome Time Travelers to the second episode of season five. Norway isn't all fjords and glaciers. This solemn country also pumped out one of the worst right wing terrorists the world has ever seen. Anders Behring Breivik is a certified piece of shit and ya bois light his ass up with a viking funeral. No gods, no kings, only justice. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | theguardian.com | reuters.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

This week on Keeping up with the Kims, the drama continues in Pyongyang when Kim Il Sung gets arrested by the soviet union. Meanwhile, KimJong Il plays a perfect round of golf and Kim Jong Un shows off his stunning state mandated haircut! Welcome back to the shit time travelers! Season 5 starts off with a bang by taking a deep dive into the little known territory of North Korea. CJ starts it off with the history of the DPRK and Cody tells us tall tales of the second phase of the dynasty. Also, Marc has joined the podcast full time and finishes the episode with the current state of affairs. Ya bois might get straight up murdered for this one so listen along on your favorite audio streaming platform! justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | hrw.org | britannica.com | aljazeera.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

People of earth! Welcome to the season finale of season 4! This episode comes straight at you from the seventh circle of hell. All three of ya favorite bois are live, raw, and uncut to present the foggy east end tale of Jack (or Jill) the Ripper! Cody the surgeon cuts a why? section in the story, CJ the gumshoe sticks a middle finger up to the potential perpetrator, and Professor Marc etches the town of White Chapel in brimstone. Contact us for suggestions and feedback and stay tuned for updates on the release of season 5! From all of us at JTM and with great thanks to all of our JTM listeners and friends, we will be back and better than ever with even more of history's worst moments. Justice for all, and for all a good night. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | history.com | britannica.com | bbc.com | jack-the-ripper.org | biography.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Ya bois get wet and wild in this slippery sob story of the RMS Titanic. Cody's gets his heart on, CJ hits a propeller, and Marc paints French girls all for an infamous and precautionary tale of when keeping it real goes wrong. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | history.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Y'all this onion of an episode is sure to make your eyes water. The layers alone send ya bois through a political worm hole shaped like a mobius strip inside of an MC Escher lithograph. Look for the notification for when to put on your 3D glasses. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | elis_trashcan wkikipedia.org | britannica.com | bbc.com | history.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Here comes the boom. Ya bois unearth the radiating remains of Chernobyl in this three eyed fish named episode 7. Cody gets his degree in chemistry and CJ writes his thesis in blood. Meanwhile, RA Marc Jones reminds us all that it's lights out on the seaboard. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | history.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome to the beginning of the end of season 4. Ya bois rocked down to true crime avenue on this one. Cody and CJ break out their Fisher-Price detective kits and straight up sleuth the piss out of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. Constable Marc Jones closes out the interrogation with damn fine police work. Damn fine. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | criminalminds.fandom.com | nytimes.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Bonjour and welcome to the halfway mark of season 4! Ya bois double down on the historic half pint named Napoleon and, quelle fucking suprise, they take him down a peg or two. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | sciencedaily.com | smithsonia.mag | ku.edu | milwaukeeindependant.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The merry men of JTM travel back 750 years to bring you this medieval yarn of fate and fortune. Sir Cody and Sir CJ keep their arrows true and their hearts pure as they embark on a quest to collapse the castle of Edward I of England. But Hark! Who goes there? It is the squire Marc Jones with a twist to the tale that would make King Arthur himself cry mercy!  justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | royal.uk | bbc.com | historic-uk.com | ancient.eu --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Folks, this one might get ya' bois in some trouble. The "complex" minds behind JTM picked one heck of a heavy topic to unleash upon you, the innocent and unsuspecting listener. Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini did some straight up grisly shit. Get some nog in your gob asap as possible because this aforementioned chestnut gets thoroughly roasted. Happy holidays from all of us at Justice Time Machine! justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | sourcemeter.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

If y'all somehow needed another reason to wear a mask, this episode on Fritz Haber should do the trick. Cody and CJ brandish their letterman jackets and straight up punk this unlovable poindexter after debate club with an atomic wedgie under the bleachers. After a textbook JTM hazing, professor Marc Jones breaks up the scuffle and grades it an A+ beat down. School's out, bitch. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trachcan wikipedia.org | britannica.com | sciencehistory.org --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome back to another series Justice Time Machine! Season 4 starts off in a big way with the Dracul-est episode to date! Be sure to guard your neck, your back, your pussy, and your crack because no orifice is safe in this bloody odyssey. We are so pleased to start recording again and hope you all feel the same! JTM is back BAYBEE! justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan history.com | wikipedia.org | britannica.com | livescience.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Welcome to the final episode of season 3! Robespierre and his merry band of marauders take a lot more than just a little off the top in this one y'all. CJ gets balls deep in political ideology and Cody spins yarn on an impromptu suicide pact so gnarly it would make Sion Sono blush. And that's not all! Stay tuned for this seasons final installment of the artist formerly known as Marc's Correction corner where our favorite Brit wraps it all up in a body bag. Thank you so much to all of our listners! Send suggestions on new topics as well as your favorite parts from the last three seasons to @justicetimemachine on IG or justicetimemachine@gmail.com Merch coming soon! johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk | @elis_trashcan en.wikipedia.org | brittanica.com | grunge.com | alphahistory.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Before you drink this episode down make sure to check who is behind the bar. If it's Jim Jones, send that shit right back. Ya bois go all in on the fallen evangelical who orchestrated the Jonestown mass suicide. Don't forget to stay tuned until the very end where Marc Jones brings the chaser for this biblical shot of awful. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | @johnnyrk | johnnyrk.com | @elis_trachcan wikipedia.com |jonestown.sdsu.edu | newyorktimes.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Y'all better be three sheets to the wind before imbibing this episode because ya favorite bois start this one on at least their fourth. This one gets messier than a toddler eating spaghetti. Relax, snort a line of xanax, and remember we all make mistakes while Cody and CJ take you on a lazy river ride down the blue lagoon headed straight for the bay of Pompeii. Hard hats and goggles not included. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | @elis_trashcan | @johnnyrk | johnnyrk.com quora.com | wikipedia.com | britannica.com | biography.com | sciencealert.com | qi.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Don't say her name three times or you will suffer a fate on par with a 16th century Protestant. Don't BURN through this episode because there is a lot at STAKE. CJ is forced to ask for a refund from his improv classes, Cody paints pinpoint strokes in his quest to varnish the wall of injustice, and Marc answers all of the questions you asked out loud over your vehicles speakers. Yes And, Justice. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | @elis_trashcan | @johnnyrk | johnnyrk.com wikipedia.com | history.com | quora.com | britannica.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Ya bois are back with one of their most researched, but somehow concurrently messiest episode about the Mad Dog of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi. Cody embarks on a journey of unequivocal revenge while CJ straight up breaks his own brain in twain. Also, the JTM poet laureate Marc Jones spins a wicked yarn about King Idris and Henry Kissinger. We promise that will make more sense later. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine history.com | wikipedia.com | bbc.com | biography.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Put on a silk robe, pour yourself a libation, and curl up on a bear skin rug while ya bois serenade you to the bittersweet sounds of all the awful shit that Henry VIII did. Cody and CJ straight up eviscerate this unforgivable twat in the mid season special of JTM. This one has it all and more with a full on roast by CJ while Cody provides more connections than Chicago O'Hare. Also, our bouncing baby Brit Marc Jones closes shit down in the bottom of the ninth to put a barn burner of an episode to bed once and for all. Give em' the sleeper, bois. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine | @elis_trashcan | johnnyrk.com | @johnnyrk wikipedia.com | history.com | quora.com | thelazyhistorian.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Cody and CJ are back with another soul crushing installment. From 1947 to 1987, Taiwan was a scary place for anyone with negative views on oppression. Needless to say, the bois of JTM would have been DOA. What kind of monster has positive views on oppression, you ask? Well click play and keep your ears sharp and your fists balled for the next 65 minutes to find out. Also, don't forget to stay tuned at the end of the episode for Marc's Correction Corner where every episode is tied up with a beautiful British bow. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine wikipedia.com | history.com | tapaitimes.com | taiwantoday.tw | oftaiwan.org --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Y'all this episode is so wet and wild you might as well have your picture taken at the end of it. Put on your (insert famous mouse name) ears on and straddle a stranger for episode 3 because this ain't no laughing place. How do you do? Not great. Thanks. The China floods of 1931 sucked. Time to be turning around. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine wikepedia.com | britannica.com | history.com | theatlantic.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Y'all this one was a few notches above ya bois pay grade. The War in Darfur is extremely complex and just trying to unwrap the conflict nearly broke both veins and brains. Nevertheless, this episode has all of your favorite JTM tropes in spite of the fact that it took the longest to record in the history of the podcast. Cody goes yard, CJ swings at high fastballs, and Marc steals home in episode 2 of season 3. Batter up, buttercup. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine wikipedia.com | history.com | vice.com | britannica.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

400 BCE was a different time filled with piss, raw meat, horses, and the assholes that rode said horses. Cody and CJ absolutely tear Attila the Hun apart at the seams in the first installment of season 3. However, Attila would have absolutely done the same or worse if he ever crossed paths with your favorite bois. Also, we are very proud to welcome to the JTM family Marc Jones who will provide a much needed audit at the end of the episode called "Marc's Correction Corner". We all could not be happier to be back with you all. Get ready for the most polished and most pitiless season of Justice Time Machine. @justicetimemachine | justicetimemachine@gmail.com wikipedia.com | history.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

This bitch is the season 2 finale. New JTM game on shelves now: think of the worst shit imaginable, double it, and then eat it. Albert Fish is the worst of the worst. See ya in three weeks. justicetimachine@gmail.com @justicetimemachine Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish : / : https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-moon-maniac --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

We're gonna rock down to Cameroon Avenue in this two part water feature. Cody and CJ try their absolute darnedest to understand chemistry, geology, and the art of war. There is no one to blame other than the earth herself. No gods! No kings! Only Justice! justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Y'all are in for a trick or treat on this eerie episode. Ya bois go full resting witch face and smash The Salem Witch Trials like a November 1st pumpkin. This two part parable will monster your mash and jack your lanterns. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Elizabeth Bathory held many titles, but the most recognizable one had to be "THE MOST PROMINENT FEMALE SERIAL KILLER OF ALL TIME". Ya bois try to keep their lunch lower than their spirits in this gruesome and twisted piece of history that will straight up ruin your day. The future is female and the past was a blood bath. @justicetimemachine | justicetimemachine@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Ya bois do their best detective work on this nasty business. You'll want to wash more than just your hands after hearing this one. Follow us on Instagram @justicetimemachine or drop us a line at justicetimemachine@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

This one almost completely broke ya bois. Cody and CJ try desperately to hang on to their last shred of hope for humanity as it slowly slips away. Tears were shed and tempers flared while discussing Unit 731. This one is not for the faint of heart. Godspeed, you brave souls. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Zoinks gang this one is straight up bonkers. The danger-prone ghost of Ivan the Terrible haunts the entire episode. Meanwhile, the mystery gang (Cody and CJ) try to remove his mask of misery. Grab some snacks, gas up your van, and hop in for the ride of your life. But for reals this dude sucks butt. Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

It's not just one of the best Keanu Reeves movies, it's also a true story about 47 samurai planning some most excellent revenge. Strange things are afoot in the Ako Domain and it all ends with bodacious battle. The audio quality on this one leaves something to be desired, but Cody and CJ promise that the story itself certainly slaps hard enough to make you forget all about that. We're Wyld Stallyns! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Cody and CJ kick off S2 E2 with this insufferable piece of human garbage named Gilles de Rais aka Bluebeard. This one is a little less beard and a lot more blue so prepare your ears, minds, and hearts for some very heavy subject matter. Honestly, we are just sick of talking about him so just try your best to get through it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Ya bois are back in town! Cody and CJ are kicking off Season 2 with a real beard burner! Blackbeard, or Edward Teach, could hold a master class in how to fuck shit up on the high seas. Grab a flagon of rum, batten down your hatches, and prepare your ears for a walk down the plank of history! Disclaimer: this episode is ARR rated! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Future may say mask off, but this episode is all about mask on. This one has the announcement of season two and sheer panic from your favorite bois. justicetimemachine@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Y'all are gonna have to help us help ourselves on this one. In the cold light of day this episode slaps like a drunk reality television personality. We don't even know anymore. Just try your best out there. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Two boys. One genocide. Zero survivors. This one almost broke our brains while the prince broke bread. No thanks, giving. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Catholic's vs. Protestants. Y'all probably see where this is going already, but a surprisingly lucid Cody and CJ spin a wicked web of treachery, deceit, and donkeys in 16th century Paris. Grab a fine wine, a fluffy croissant, and let this non secular slaughterhouse sink it's teeth into you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Ding ding ding! Place your bets and take your seats because this title fight is about to go all 12 rounds! We have the Greeks in the blue corner and the Romans in the red corner, both equally equipped to rock and/or sock! And now, for your listening pleasure, JTM presents the Thriller in Thessalonica! justicetimemachine@gmail.com @justicetimemachine --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Your favorite bois are in full hangover mode with this early morning yarn. Cody and CJ try to explain the 1906 San Fransisco Earthquake and Fires fueled by mimosas, menudo, and misery. Call the fire department because this episode is hot. @justicetimemachine justicetimemachine@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Fire up your nostalgia wagons for the bumpiest ride this side of the Mississippi. The Donner party dang done got stuck in the thickest molasses you ever did see. Hyuck. Justicetimemachine@gmail.com @justicetimemachine --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Good morning. In just over an hour we launched the greatest tirade against the biggest piece of shit in the history of human kind. We will not go quietly into the night. Today we declare our independence from the tyranny of Columbus Day. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

Cody and CJ are gassed up shorty at the worst party in Bhopal, India yah yah yah. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support

It's a little break but there is a story in there guys don't worry! While Cody and CJ are swamped with work we managed to fit a little story in there. Yes it is a tragedy like we usually discuss but there is a lesson to be learned. Have a great holiday season everybody. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/justice-time-machine/support