Land of Ten Thousand Takes

Maggie and Patrick talk about the 6 game losing streak and 2 game winning streak that's transpired since the last recording, as well as the insane discourse regarding the team and players during this roller coaster ride. It was fun. Definitely one of best recordings to date.   

Patrick and Maggie talk about how the Wolves have won 3 of their last 4 since their last recording, despite half the team being hurt. The good vibes are back and our haters are mad, baby!

After the Timberwolves' two losses to Portland, Maggie and Patrick discuss all the inexplicable problems the the team has faced. Later on, we talk about Rudy Gobert's idiotic Twitter behavior. 

Maggie and Patrick discuss: The ups and downs over the past 7 games Kat's injury Rudy playing better D-Lo's hot streak How insufferable the discourse is around this team  

Maggie and Patrick were blessed to have Jon Krawczynski of The Athletic on the pod this week. Jon probably needs no introduction for our listeners. It was extremely fun. Enjoy.  

This week, Patrick and Maggie discuss: Wolves looking better for the past three games Vikings miracle win vs the Bills Elon Musk and Twitter

Maggie and Patrick discuss the the growing pains of the Timberwolves thus far, and what is to be done so as to improve their chemistry. They also discuss all the very bad news that dropped around the NBA on November 3rd (Kyrie, Primo, Bridges). 

The start to the season has been a mixed bag for the Timberwolves, and the recent loss to the Spurs was especially ugly. Maggie and Patrick discuss how NBA players should put forth more effort than we do with this podcast. Enjoy!

New season of Timberwolves basketball! Maggie and Patrick give a run down (aka ramble) of the 2022-2023 NBA season, answering important questions such as..."how many NBA titles will they win this year?".

This week, we were joined by Timberwolves In Arena Host, Jon Berry.  Topics we covered: Minnesota's win against Brooklyn  The team persevering through COVID Ben Simmons, Daryl Morey, & James Harden KAT's relationship with NBA officials  Actual analysis of Anthony Edwards  Ridiculous & hyperbolic statements about Anthony Edwards   Follow Jon on Twitter: @MCJonB  See Jon at a game by buying a ticket. 

We're back. In this episode, we talk about… The resilience of team compared Timberwolves teams of years past Jaylen Nowell being a Real Hooper The Wolves Death Lineup  The Schedule ahead  Expectations  Hopes  Dreams Ordering drinks 

This week, we introduce you to Corey (who you may know better by his Twitter handle, @MoronFunctional). Who is Corey? Corey is a man who moved to Minnesota a number of years ago, & during that time, he's been somewhat of a free agent in terms of his fandom. Before the start of the 2021-2022 season however, he announced to the Twitter world that he was going to make a very strange leap: to go all in & become a fan of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Two obvious questions arise from this decision: 1. Why on earth would you make such a decision? 2. How has this experience been for you thus far? This podcast hopefully answers those questions. 

This week, we talked hoops with @TylerIAm. This episode basically had no structure, but some of the topics we touched on were:  Timberwolves (KAT, the team's half court struggles, D Lo) Hawks Ben Simmons  Daryl Morey Thibs Maggie accidentally muting herself 

Maggie and Patrick discuss: Why the Timberwolves have been losing The Jokic-Morris Fight Thibs  I forget what else  

The Timberwolves blew out the Houston Rockets in the season opener. Maggie and Patrick have thus decided to react to the win in the most hyperbolic way possible   They also talk about the Ben Simmons/76ers fiasco, as well as the NBA 75th Anniversary Team  

This week, Maggie and Patrick talk to Chelanga Langason about about Anthony Edwards, and the Timberwolves in general. We were going to yell at him about an article he wrote recently, but he's too good of a guy (and his piece was actually reasonable). You can find his work at Zone Coverage: Writing: https://zonecoverage.com/author/clangason/ Podcast: https://zonecoverage.com/podcasts/cnd-nba-show/  

Maggie and Patrick discuss all things related to the sudden firing of Timberwolves President of Basketball Operations, Gersson Rosas. The team may not win much, but it's certainly never a boring team to follow...ugh. 

This week, Maggie and Patrick were joined by Charlie Rybak to discuss   Timberwolves Free Agency, and the upcoming season  The Idea of Trading Kat (the answer is no, you nihilistic silly geese)   The Bucks winning the NBA Championship  Team USA Basketball Taxing visiting NBA Teams How to get Michael Beasley back into the league 

Sorry for the long delay, but we're back. In this episode, Maggie and Patrick discuss Kawhi's injury, Chris Paul's positive COVID test, the NBA playoffs in general, and of course, Anthony Edwards not winning Rookie of the Year. 

This week we had Jordan Alamat of 93X Radio on the podcast to discuss: Minnesota’s games against Boston and Chicago A-Rod and Mark Lore potentially owning the Timberwolves in a few years The murder of Daunte Wright, and the issue of policing in Minnesota in general   This one was one of our best shows, we promise 

This week we had Nekias Duncan on the pod We discussed: The trade deadline All Things Timberwolves Our Usual Nonsense    You can find Nekias’ written work at BasketballNews.com. He’s also the host of The Dunker Spot podcast (type that into your podcast search bar). 

We’re back after the All-Star Break, and the Timberwolves have gone 2-2. They seemingly are not as terrible as they were before. Patrick and Maggie go over why (it involved a lot of swooning over Anthony Edwards).

This week, we were joined by Tim Faklis (@timfaklis) of A Wolf Among Wolves, and The Wolf of Podstreet to discuss: Ryan Saunders’ firing  Chris Finch’s hiring David Vanterpool Whether or not the Wolves are a version of The Process Malik Beasley’s suspension Ricky Rubio, Anthony Edwards, and Nikola Pekovic having a reality show together

We found out that Ryan Saunders was fired no more than three minutes after we finished recording this...so...yeah...we have bad timing. We tacked on an extra few minutes of us reacting to the news in real time at the end (which involved a lot of scrolling on twitter and reacting). We’ll talk more in depth about that next episode, we promise.   With that said, in this episode we talk about:  How Ant’s dunk was awesome How Nate Duncan sucks The Timberwolves’ inability to close games The power outage in Texas Lots of nonsense  Enjoy!

Maggie and Patrick talk about KAT's return, the more encouraging aspects of this slog of a season, and the various sports stadiums they've visited over the years.  

Things are weird and bad with the Timberwolves right now...so we got off topic a lot. Anyway, we definitely talked about brunch a lot, as well as some oddities with this team

Topics: Minnesota’s two wins Minnesota’s five straight losses KAT’s injury The outlook for the team this season Questions from Twitter Patrick draws topics from an actual hat ANTHONY EDWARDS Insurrections, coups, things of that nature

Since our last podcast, Minnesota drafted Anthony Edwards at number 1, traded to get Ricky back, and played two not so good preseason games. We did our best to touch on all of this (we probably failed). Anyway, enjoy

This week, we were joined by Charlie Rybak! We talked about the draft and tried to decide what Minnesota should do with this damn pick (Charlie is very high on Killian Hayes. Maggie and Patrick are very high on getting the draft over with). This one was very fun. Enjoy!

For this episode, we were joined by Wes Morton of Peach Tree Hoops to discuss Anthony Edwards, and whether the Wolves would be wise to draft him. We also got into a discussions on the state of the Atlanta Hawks, and the league in general. It was fun. Enjoy! 

For this episode, Maggie and Patrick discuss the NBA finals, and all the narratives surrounding this year’s bubbled event. Also, there’s a bunch of nonsense

The Wolves finally moved up in the NBA Draft Lottery...now what?   If the team decides to keep the pick, one option would be LaMelo Ball. To give us more background on him, we were joined by Jacob Rude of Silver Screen and Roll and Lonzo Wire. We talk about LaMelo’s game, his very unusual upbringing, his fit with the Timberwolves, and of course, whether or not LaVar Ball has any connection with Master P (he does!). This was fun. 

Everything is back, including us. All of it might be a bad idea.    This week we talk about:  the NBA Bubble (including Lou Williams) The MLB (whose plan clearly won’t work) How Thibs has an NBA job again (which will be a disaster) Glen Taylor possibly selling the Wolves to KG AND MUCH MORE 

Maggie and Patrick discuss the prospects of the NBA, society re-opening, and the politics of COVID-19

This week, we talked to In-Arena Host for the Timberwolves, Jon Berry.  Topics included: How he’s handling the pandemic If and when the season might start, and what it might look like Whether Maggie’s house is haunted, or if it was somehow just windy inside

This week, we talked to our good friend Jer about literally whatever popped into our heads. We realize that sounds like all of our podcasts, but it especially describes this episode    

On this episode, we talk with Tim Fakis of A Wolf Among Wolves regarding KG's recent comments about Glen Taylor, and Garnett's legacy in general. This was fun, except for when Patrick kicked the recorded, and lost 20 minutes of audio. 

We’re still in quarantine. There’s no basketball being played. But Kevin Garnett is a Hall of Famer now, and we had a lot to talk about because of that 

There is no basketball. COVID-19 has shut everything down...except for this podcast

Sorry for the lack of episodes. We tried to make up for it here by covering everything that happened in February. Enjoy!

Joined by Matt Helbacka, Patrick and Maggie discuss... The Wolves losing to the Kings in a hilariously bad way The Wolves have losing their last 10 games straight The tragic passing of Kobe Everything is bad, but we made the most of it. This podcast was actually really fun to record.   

Maggie said “chaotic” multiple times, so that’s the title of this. Anyway, we talked about Kat being back, the Jeff Teague trade, the Astros scandal (yes, really), and how bad the NBA’s national affiliates have been this year

The Wolves have gone about .500 since our last pod despite KAT and Wiggins being out. We discuss that, and address the ridiculous rumors of a KAT trade. 

We’re back! Sorry for the gap between podcasts. This episode, now that the Wolves’ 11 game losing streak is over, Patrick and Maggie discuss what went wrong during that stretch, what this means for Ryan Saunders, the trade deadline, and the season going forward. We also rant about the terrible TV coverage of the NBA on Christmas Day, and MUCH MUCH MORE

This Week, Maggie and Patrick discuss MIN’s games against the Spurs, Memphis, and Dallas. We then sat down with our good friend Alex Sacco and got his takes on, well, everything. We’ll discuss the untucked shirt call next week, I promise  

This week, Maggie and Patrick recap what's happened with the Wolves since our last podcast, why NBA ratings are down league wide, and what we think of Adam Silver's proposals, and much more 

Five games have transpired since our last podcast. During that time period, Andrew Wiggins has FINALLY started to play like the star we always wanted him to become, and we don't know what to do with our hands we're so happy

The Wolves went 1-1 without Karl-Anthony Towns. We'll take it. Maggie and Patrick break down these two games...and go on every imaginable tangent. Enjoy.  

Maggie and Patrick talk about... The Timberwolves' hot start All the Good Dogs at Sociable Cider Werks  The fight between Joel and KAT OMG, THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD DOGS AT THIS BAR We answer your questions HOLY SHIT, THAT DOG IS DRESSED AS THE HOUSE FROM UP AS PROMISED: FLIP YELLING "BALL DON'T LIE": https://youtu.be/GZ-9TEGePl0  

Maggie and Patrick attempt to make sense of the Timberwolves' new roster and modern approach to basketball. As usual, this went off the rails multiple times

From Sweeney's Saloon, Maggie and Patrick talk about a recent feature on Karl-Anthony Towns by Jon Krawczynski, Ryan Saunders' recent appearance on Zach Lowe's podcast, the Timberwolves' rotation next season, and Steve Kerr's comments regarding players requesting a trade