Make Sex With Me

Hello frands! This week I travel to the town I was born and raised in and coincidentally I am talking about being fat! My father would be so proud. I have been having somewhat of a spring awakening, which at almost 40 doesn't have anything to do with anything sexy, but I think the future looks MIGHTY sexy. ::TRIGGER WARNING:: I talk and make light out of my past experience having eating disorders. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Such a quickie this week you might not even feel it. Happy Mental Health Awareness Month still. Happy having a birthday and forgetting to mention it! And happy having debilitating seasonal allergies the same month that you were born and wondering if you life is a huge cosmic amusement for the gods. Love you frands! Stay tuned for an episode this week on our regularly scheduled THURSDAY!!!!! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hey HEY Hey Frands!!! This week we are talking all things locker room fetish, the importants of nudism for humans and I search for my long last Black King! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hey frands! Happy Mental Health Awareness Month! Who knew that the month of my birth would be dedicated to something that would plague me for my whole life?!? Who knew Hitler's birthday would be the International Day of Pot Smoking? Isn't the world wonderful? This week I talk about finding a good therapist, and I address some things from last week that didn't go over well with all of my listeners. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

This week we are joined by MAIJA!!!!! We enjoy an evening nightcap and discuss all things BOYS (because of course we do), things that lurk in their jeans, and we "feel ourselves" right here where we are. Even if we are a few years older and several pounds heavier. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

This week we are keeping it short king, frands. I am in SC preparing for my annual charity comedy show and just wanted to drop something fun and light to keep spirits up. Tune in next week for something else really fun too! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hoot hoot, frands! This week we are outdoors walking around in the woods and communing with nature. We discuss the effects of trauma on our behaviours and habits, we revisit the site of my poop blowout and I give examples that prove that NO MEANS NO! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hey frands! This week I am in denial about not being interested in politics right now and I accidentally talk a bunch about it. I am also just generally confused about people, cars, and who is into who? It's a strange time to be alive. Especially if you are a 30 something SINK. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

What a treat we have for you this week my lovelies. Priscilla Toyota has finally arrived to Season 6 and we are talking all thing WHITE LOTUS ::spoiler alert: don't listen if you haven't watched:: and we also discuss getting "old" and what we imagine our pubes will be like when we get even older. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hey frands! This week we get a little deep, but in that extra special shallow way that I am so good at. We discuss deprogramming after being in an MLM, having a mid-life "spring awakening" and I have a super sexy rasp to my voice because I have yet another cold. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Poop and pee and Semen, oh my! This week frands, we are letting it all hang out. We talk about stupid lawmakers that don't understand science, people leaving their fluids in inappropriate places, and I tell a very embarrassing story about me on my quest to be ONE with nature. More like # TWO with nature. Wink Wink! ::TRIGGER WARNING:: This episode is really gross and contains graphic descriptions of bodily functions. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey lovelies! This week we get a duck update, we talk things about ourselves that annoy us, and we compare emotional trauma with lipoma fingers, which is not a new appetiser at Applebees. Also, I laugh at myself more than once. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hello frands! This week we are on the road talking about my fear of becoming a gross old troll under a bridge, the different kind of ways that men peacock or snail in the locker room, and we remind ourselves the importance of having things in our lives that make us leave a snail trail behind. WTF? Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi frands! This week we are crusin' the snowy roads of lower Michigan! We discuss what the sign might be that you are living with a Trumper, which companies are not safe to shop at in 2025 Trump national and I call "The Donald" a lot of mean names. Yeah, this one is a pretty political episode. Skip if you want to remain dillusioned. (It's not a bad place to be for a while) Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

Hey my gorgeous frands! This week Maija and I chat about boys!!! What could be more fun? We discuss hair up the shaft (isn't there an episode called that?), guys we send pics to that don't send them back, and guys who like cars.....like a lot! Like in the "biblical" sense. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

We'rrrrrrrr bAAAAAACk!!!! Hiya, frands! It's the dreaded 2025 and we are starting our 6th season so it's not all that bad. This week we catch up with all the blah of our month off and I come to terms with self hatred, putting value in superficial things and other things that came to me in the sauna.....not on me. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

My lovely frands! We have reached the end of another season. I cannot believe we did an entire season of podcasts being released weekly and I am still alive and I still love doing it. Hooray, this week we talk about the oldest and gayest known living land animal and other gay stuff happening on this planet not done by humans. Happy Holidays and see you in 2025 lovers! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey yummy frands! This week we are coming to you live from bed which is usually where we do our best work here at MSWMP. I talk this week about gay animals, the ASMR experience of living in a house that existed before the abolishment of slavery in America, and ::TRIGGER WARNING:: I do talk about sexual assault so please listen mindfully. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi frands! Sorry to be late this week. I fell asleep literally 3 times while editing this weeks episode and the last time I stayed asleep until it was morning. This week we dive into some of the sexiness that is creeping and "trolling" it's way back into my life now that I have up and changed everything. Feels like a dream, and not exactly the wet kind. But here's hoping for some of that soon too. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands! This week I am driving home from a lovely visit of my home town and I share what I think this country needs to make it through the next four years with an evil idiot as our president. I try very hard to see things from both sides in this episode but obviously I am not that strong. I discuss issues of race, gun violence, LQBTQIA rights and women's rights. And I talk a lot of $%&@ about Massholes, so consider yourself warned. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey my lovely frands! This week we are absolutely thrilled to be interviewing the gorgeous lady boss, Lana Kerr. We talk about carboxytherapy and products that she has developed to preserve and even bring back youthfulness and glow to your body, INSIDE and out. Lana is the founder and CEO of Lumisque Skincare, and the creator of CO2Lift and CO2LiftV. I learn so much about vulvas in this episode I think I could cliterally be an expert on them. JK! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! And don't forget to visit co2lift.com and check out Lana's amazing products! Use promo code: drue10 at checkout for a special holiday discount just for my listeners!

Hey frands! This week we are in Lexington with sexy Lexi and baby Lex. We run errands and do baby activities in the days directly following the election. You can literally feel the discomfort and emotional distress in our voices as we wake up for the second time in an America being run by evil clowns. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands! This week we are still on the road and to keep me from going insane I decide to talk a little bit about boys. Which one's to hit and which to quit. According to your favorite sexpert.....ME!!!! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

Hey frands, this week I am on my way out of South Carolina and onto bigger and brighter things in good ol' Detroit. Just a tiny little 1 and done episode to keep you "a breast" of my goings on and I also consider seeking out a sexy little rest stop to cruise. P.S. this episode was recorded before I found out that Trump won the 2024 election, so my tone is quite light and happy still. :( Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

Hey frands! I am dropping a quickie this week to share with you some life developments and some positive affirmations for the future. I pull out the ol' Crow Tarot deck and draw a couple cards to gain some insight into the future of my life and the future for our world. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands, just a 1 and done little quickie this week as I am busily preparing for my move to MICHIGAN. I wanted to drop in and let you know whats been up in my life and for once (though the consequences have not been ideal) I did something sexy that I have to share with you! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands! I am so so excited to share with you our 100th episode. I could not have made it here without all of you listeners and all of the amazing friends of the pod. This week I share some of my favorite moments with pod regulars like Priscilla Toyota, Sexy Lexi, Mailman Kevin, and Brody Gerbson. I hope y'all are ready for the next 100!!! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hello my frands! This week it is just me talking about new and exciting and also tragic and terrible things that are currently happening. Everything from devastating natural disasters to my new and wonderful (but also terrifying) new life change. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands and goons! This week we are having a quickie in the car! I read Reddits that have to do with peoples' insecurities with their bodies. I had planned to talk about mine too, but there was no time for that. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey Goonies! This week we are joined by Maija and special guest LOOFY who both have a lot to say....well mostly just Loofy, LOL. As tired as Maija is I ply her with non-dairy ice cream, alcoholic seltzers and lots of naughty cyber eggplant finds. Join us as we procrastinate releasing the upcoming 100th episode for yet another week. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi frands! This week we are joined by FOTP, "Gen Z" JB. We had a light lunch and then retired to a cheap sofa to let it all hang out. All we did was talk, I swear! :) We discuss the new sex craze that is sweeping the world known as GOONING, and JB teaches me some more words that the young whipper snappers of today are using. Oh and there is much talk of pee and sounding and lots of gross stuff that people with weak stomachs might not enjoy. Consider yourself warned! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi frands! Just dropping this cute little shortie epi this week to chat about some really fun and interesting adult toys that I found on the interwebs. Some of them I am going to invest in myself and others I hope you might and let me know how you like them. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Happy Thursday lovers and frands! This week we are joined by my oldest nice MAIJA! We have a little sit and sip and talk all things bacteria, all things covered with baby gravy, and I announce some huge news that may change the future of the pod dramatically. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands! Happy almost end of Summer! I am so ready for this heat to subside and for cuffing season to begin....eeeeerrrr or maybe I'm just excited to start doing more things with pumpkin spice cold foam. This week we dig down into the deeper layers of my notes and find a crusty little gem that inspired me to research volcanos for the first time ever. I learned very little but was able to make some fun content for you! ::TRIGGER WARNING:: This episode contains audio of porn from a user on PornHub. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hello my lovely frands! This week I discuss Sharon Roggio's recent documentary film, 1946: The Mistranslation That Shifted Culture. Also, things get personal as I trauma dump some about my Catholic upbringing. ::TRIGGER WARNING:: I briefly mention the violent physical abuse of a child. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi friends! We have a super quick little quickisode this week because I am actually going to pretend to take a vacation this week before summer is completely over. But don't worry, we will be back next week as usual with another fun and excited episode. This week I tell you what I know about how long humans have been around (cuz I am a scientist and I know how to google stuff) and I tell you facts that you didn't know that you didn't know about semen. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands! Just a little quickie this week. We celebrate being stuck in a "tropical event" for 3 days and all of the poop and vomit and blood that ensues. Consider yourself warned. NOT SAFE FOR THE DINNER TABLE. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands, and welcome to tonight's performance of a very bastardized version of an old classic. Some critics are saying it is "nothing like the original" and "would make old Willy spin in his grave." This week I get immature and describe a 20 something love ::insert name of shape here:: that I became involved in and how it effected my mental health. Trying to date 20 somethings is a wild ride. Are you brave enough to try it? Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi lovelies! This week we see what we can find in my iphone screen shots. In betwixt all of the dix pix there are occasionally some savory nuggets of mention. We discuss b-holes so tight you almost can't see them, the hair that is taking over my face and how different races display gender. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

A day late and however many doll hairs we could have been making but never made in the last 5 seasons short. How are you my frands?!?!? This week we discuss what I have had it with, how old art doesn't age well and what can be done about it, and how things/people can be good and bad at the same time. ::TRIGGER WARNING:: I mention rape and sexual assault. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hello all you gorgeous human beans! This week I am bringing up the topic of insanity and asking what should be done when people are doing naughty things on park benches. Is it an issue of mental health? Is there a world where it could be anything other than a mental health issue? Listen to find out. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hello frands and welcome to another exciting episode. Coming to you live from my couch in my pajamas. It would seem that my yearly celebration of July 3 got a little too bananas this year and I was forced to record this weeks episode supine with a box of oyster crackers at arms reach. This week I talk about how dangerous fireworks are for your holes and I "complain" about boys and how self hatred brings all the bad feelings to the yard. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!  

Hi Frands! This week we have Priscilla Toyota!!!!!!!! She is here to discuss what makes stars rodent and why I want to F them so badly. And in the light before the presidential debate POOP show we cast our predictions and discuss the real possibility of our country in a second term Trump presidency. ::TRIGGER WARNING:: WE DISCUSS TRUMP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

Hello you beautiful people! This week we bring to you my very special interview with Dr. Elliot Justin, a former emergency medicine doctor turned male sexual healthcare provider and founder of FirmTech wearables. What are wearables? What can your erection tell you about your cardiovascular health? Can straight men wear cock rings? You will have to listen to find out. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hi frands! Happy pride, continued! Even if it's not shaping up the way you would have liked it to. We are still here and we are still QUEER and baby, they are gunna have to get used to it or we will throw gay poop on them. teehee! This week we discuss my disappointment while pride shopping and I read some reddit finds that have nothing to do with gay people, but they are still very sexy. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

Hello frands! Happy Pride month gay! This week we are discussing people moonlighting on onlyfans, more of how fake Christians suck, and I reference the amazing life of George Dinnings. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

Hello my frands! This week we are listening to the quality audio gold that can only be found on X by Elon, formerly known as Twitter, that I shall henceforth only refer to as Twatter. We touch on ::TRIGGER WARNING:: incest porn, Starbucks secret sauce, videos of Uber exhibitionists, and I share the tiniest amount that I know about what life was like for trans people in the 90s. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

This week we discuss how radical Christian conservativism is trying to take away our right, specifically to be nude in places that have ALWAYS been safe spaces for public nudity. We also discuss keeping children safe from sexual abuse and so there is a ::TRIGGER WARNING:: for that and similar topics. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Wowee my frands! This week we are overjoyed to welcome a real life "sex angel" (my words, not hers) and "intimacy expert to millions," Susan Bratton! She schools my prude little patootie on pleasure centers in the genitals, sacred orgiastic ceremonies and she introduces me to the term, "policule!" Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials! 

Hey frands! This week is what I am calling a CYBER THURSDAY. We are diving into some sexy camsperiences that I have had recently. We walk the line of what is and is not okay. We discus in depth identity porn, trans porn and I tell all about my recent favorite "self-love" activity. ::MILD TRIGGER WARNING:: We do briefly mention sexual assault and pedophilia. There is also some talk about trans and gender queer bodies. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!

This week we are taking a serious turn. We discuss some of the most terrible things that resulted from online dating on sites like Grindr. Our theme for this episode is putting yourself out there despite the fear of.....:::TRIGGER WARNING::: this episode deals with murder, sexual assault and suicide. There are also some pretty graphic descriptions of murder. Please don't listen if you find any of this triggering. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Your support makes this podcast possible. You can email sexy stories, questions and comments to makesexwithmepodcast@gmail.com and check out the new https://linktr.ee/druemichael for all the socials!