Married With Movies

In this episode, the Mullets recap some recent films before disagreeing on a recent fave of their daughter and discussing humans and crocodiles banging, a brand new lead cuck, raspy singing and wet defecation. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets keep chugging along (until one of them hits several walls) and discuss unawarded hair and makeup, a problematic director, women being underpaid and Louis CK's name and habits.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets welcome the ghost with the most back to recount his poker games and other stupidity while discussing MacArthur Park, practical effects, icky people and even more bad impressions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets record a COUNTRY CLASSIC episode and discuss mom swerves, lack of kisses, duck cheese, the age of E.T, the new Superman sucking and much more. It's an all-timer, but your boots don't.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets set an unfortunate reading record, break down the highs and lows of anthology filmmaking, try to be respectful about a famous Hollywood sister and don't answer terminal questions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate multiple holidays and prepare for more travels, so they squeeze in a conversation with not as much colorful language as you'd imagine and plenty of bad impressions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets try to get used to the new norm and remember theaters of days gone by before discussing charismatic legends quitting, full throats, prissy growling and the definition of stupid questions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are trying to mentally prepare for some big changes, but still find time to discuss fish love, proper water etiquette, Pie Boys and broken fingers. This one gets nutty, ya'll. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets realize how much Shyamalan they've covered before tackling his biggest (and arguably best) and discussing how twists age, all-time child actors, Cats slander and 1999 kicking ass.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are a little behind and finally get the time to chat about universes colliding, references flying, ugly ass dogs, bad accents, child interruptions and MACGUFFINS AGAIN.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets tackle the movie YOU voted for at the Mullet Awards and it's a nostalgic trip for them to the titular field so they can discuss boys' interests versus girls' interests, growing pains and stepdads.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets revisit the 80s and it's a lot of fun. There's smoking in schools, there's the Dice Man, there's problematic friendships and there's revelations of lame ass reunions. Thanks, John Hughes.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the votes have been tallied and the Mullets unveil the winners and losers thanks to YOU, the wonderful audience. Who wins, who loses, who impresses and who is funnier? Listen and found out!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are trying to set a record for tightest podcast because they are very tired, so a conversation about a mid-comedy that BOTH OF THEM have definitely seen before should do the trick!You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard! ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT!!!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate 18 years together before ranting and raving over inappropriate jokes for puppets to tell, Ashanti's delivery, QT's presence and CGI so bad you'll think it's another Birdemic.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard! ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT!!!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets revisit the mind of Riley with last year's blockbuster Pixar sequel. One of them laughs while the other has multiple breakdowns and snowballs into thinking about a toe catastrophe. You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets return to the 30 for 30 world to tackle the USFL and Donald Trump's awful ass before switching gears to the ABA and a fun tale of cool voices, drugs and the most baller deals.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets push on and try to remember everything is awesome by discussing Batman preferences, what constitutes too much Chris Pratt, IP worlds colliding and real world children.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets battle illness and the cold to return to the silent but deadly world they visited last year. They discuss chocolate oranges, unrealistic cats, big eyes and doomsday plans.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets start the new year with some Oscar season reviews and then they get inside baseball (too much?) with a modern sports classic…some say. Also discussed: stepdads and floaters.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, it's that time once again for The Mullets (both feeling REAL good after a crazy holiday break) to nominate the best and worst of the movies they watched on the show in 2024. Now it's YOUR turn to vote!You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate the end of the year with Sam's birthday choice: a late 90s teen classic that features possibly too much Shakespeare, the controversial face of Julia Stiles and awful teachers.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets have another entry in their annual bad Christmas movie collection! Hear all about recognizable column writers, skating stances and awful charades as they ring in the season. Happy Holidays! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets recap Oscars and Netflix trash before getting into the warm Christmas spirit with a classic featuring earnestness, crazy gift requests and unfortunate references to tragedy and current affairs.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are still stressed, but persevere through a conversation in the style of Robert Altman himself about his mystery classic. They also discuss too many utensils and all-time bad accents.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from birthdays and holidays and trips to the cinema, but still have to charge on and recap a wretched movie with bad CGI sharks, Quint impersonators and Brooke Hogan puns.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year's turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets have a message of hope after a difficult 48 hours before getting a running start on a comedy classic by discussing pieces of shit, sponsorships, the charm of Sandler and quotes for days.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets dive into two incredible journeys from peak 90s Disney by discussing the types of cats and dogs they are, stellar voice acting, sequels trying too much new shit, stepdads and a LOT of dog sex.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets finally get into the Halloween spirit with a modern horror hit with a sequel currently in theaters. They discuss bad cat names, the weak link of The Boys, manifested trauma and all of the teeth.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a crazy milestone and getting through Milton and Joker 2 before diving into Christopher Nolan's magic movie that isn't The Illusionist. Here's to another 500 more!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets continue the road to 500 (believe it or not) with a cult musical favorite that someone has performed in/has strong opinions about. Plus, talks of gardening, laughs and puppets.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets face another storm before tackling a new instant classic horror franchise. They discuss kernels of corn, the power of silence, giving birth, wimpy teenage boys and what not to drown in.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are both relieved to be moving on from Middle Earth for various reasons. They discuss rotoscoping, a wacky Gollum and probably drug use before the random draw remains a total pain.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson's second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets continue to follow Bilbo and the other dozens of characters on this never-ending journey. They discuss CGI regressing, argue over Lee Pace's acting ability and can't remember a weird guy.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It's a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week's movie. It's so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week's show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!