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Just a funny married couple that watches a randomly drawn movie every week and then talks about it (hopefully without an argument).

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    Episode 530: Lyle Lyle Crocodile

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 61:26


    In this episode, the Mullets recap some recent films before disagreeing on a recent fave of their daughter and discussing humans and crocodiles banging, a brand new lead cuck, raspy singing and wet defecation. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 529: American Hustle

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 53:58


    In this episode, the Mullets keep chugging along (until one of them hits several walls) and discuss unawarded hair and makeup, a problematic director, women being underpaid and Louis CK's name and habits.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 528: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 51:33


    In this episode, the Mullets welcome the ghost with the most back to recount his poker games and other stupidity while discussing MacArthur Park, practical effects, icky people and even more bad impressions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 527: Twisters

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 46:05


    In this episode, the Mullets record a COUNTRY CLASSIC episode and discuss mom swerves, lack of kisses, duck cheese, the age of E.T, the new Superman sucking and much more. It's an all-timer, but your boots don't.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 526: Paris, Je T'Aime

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 63:57


    In this episode, the Mullets set an unfortunate reading record, break down the highs and lows of anthology filmmaking, try to be respectful about a famous Hollywood sister and don't answer terminal questions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 525: The Aristocrats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 50:22


    In this episode, the Mullets celebrate multiple holidays and prepare for more travels, so they squeeze in a conversation with not as much colorful language as you'd imagine and plenty of bad impressions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 524: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 60:54


    In this episode, the Mullets try to get used to the new norm and remember theaters of days gone by before discussing charismatic legends quitting, full throats, prissy growling and the definition of stupid questions.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 523: The Shape of Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 47:39


    In this episode, the Mullets are trying to mentally prepare for some big changes, but still find time to discuss fish love, proper water etiquette, Pie Boys and broken fingers. This one gets nutty, ya'll. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 522: The Sixth Sense

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 56:30


    In this episode, the Mullets realize how much Shyamalan they've covered before tackling his biggest (and arguably best) and discussing how twists age, all-time child actors, Cats slander and 1999 kicking ass.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 521: Deadpool and Wolverine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 56:30


    In this episode, the Mullets are a little behind and finally get the time to chat about universes colliding, references flying, ugly ass dogs, bad accents, child interruptions and MACGUFFINS AGAIN.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 520: The Sandlot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 51:06


    In this episode, the Mullets tackle the movie YOU voted for at the Mullet Awards and it's a nostalgic trip for them to the titular field so they can discuss boys' interests versus girls' interests, growing pains and stepdads.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 519: Pretty in Pink

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 56:55


    In this episode, the Mullets revisit the 80s and it's a lot of fun. There's smoking in schools, there's the Dice Man, there's problematic friendships and there's revelations of lame ass reunions. Thanks, John Hughes.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    The Ninth Annual Mullet Award Winners Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 38:04


    In this episode, the votes have been tallied and the Mullets unveil the winners and losers thanks to YOU, the wonderful audience. Who wins, who loses, who impresses and who is funnier? Listen and found out!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 518: Date Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 39:28


    In this episode, the Mullets are trying to set a record for tightest podcast because they are very tired, so a conversation about a mid-comedy that BOTH OF THEM have definitely seen before should do the trick!You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard! ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT!!!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 517: The Muppets' Wizard of Oz

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 53:23


    In this episode, the Mullets celebrate 18 years together before ranting and raving over inappropriate jokes for puppets to tell, Ashanti's delivery, QT's presence and CGI so bad you'll think it's another Birdemic.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard! ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT!!!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 516: Inside Out 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 57:24


    In this episode, the Mullets revisit the mind of Riley with last year's blockbuster Pixar sequel. One of them laughs while the other has multiple breakdowns and snowballs into thinking about a toe catastrophe. You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 515: Small Potatoes and Free Spirits

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 60:21


    In this episode, the Mullets return to the 30 for 30 world to tackle the USFL and Donald Trump's awful ass before switching gears to the ABA and a fun tale of cool voices, drugs and the most baller deals.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 514: The Lego Movie Franchise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 91:25


    In this episode, the Mullets push on and try to remember everything is awesome by discussing Batman preferences, what constitutes too much Chris Pratt, IP worlds colliding and real world children.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 513: A Quiet Place Day One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 52:34


    In this episode, the Mullets battle illness and the cold to return to the silent but deadly world they visited last year. They discuss chocolate oranges, unrealistic cats, big eyes and doomsday plans.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 512: Moneyball

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 53:45


    In this episode, the Mullets start the new year with some Oscar season reviews and then they get inside baseball (too much?) with a modern sports classic…some say. Also discussed: stepdads and floaters.You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    The Eighth Annual Mullet Award Nominations Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 88:03


    In this episode, it's that time once again for The Mullets (both feeling REAL good after a crazy holiday break) to nominate the best and worst of the movies they watched on the show in 2024. Now it's YOUR turn to vote!You can cast your vote RIGHT NOW for the 2024 Mullet Awards. Let your voice be heard!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 511: 10 Things I Hate About You

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 63:13


    In this episode, the Mullets celebrate the end of the year with Sam's birthday choice: a late 90s teen classic that features possibly too much Shakespeare, the controversial face of Julia Stiles and awful teachers.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 510: Christmas She Wrote

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 57:27


    In this episode, the Mullets have another entry in their annual bad Christmas movie collection! Hear all about recognizable column writers, skating stances and awful charades as they ring in the season. Happy Holidays! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 509: Miracle on 34th Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 56:21


    In this episode, the Mullets recap Oscars and Netflix trash before getting into the warm Christmas spirit with a classic featuring earnestness, crazy gift requests and unfortunate references to tragedy and current affairs.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 508: Gosford Park

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 54:05


    In this episode, the Mullets are still stressed, but persevere through a conversation in the style of Robert Altman himself about his mystery classic. They also discuss too many utensils and all-time bad accents.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 507: Sand Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 70:40


    In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from birthdays and holidays and trips to the cinema, but still have to charge on and recap a wretched movie with bad CGI sharks, Quint impersonators and Brooke Hogan puns.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 60:57


    In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 54:49


    In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year's turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 504: Happy Gilmore

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 52:36


    In this episode, the Mullets have a message of hope after a difficult 48 hours before getting a running start on a comedy classic by discussing pieces of shit, sponsorships, the charm of Sandler and quotes for days.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 503: Homeward Bound 1 and 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 73:27


    In this episode, the Mullets dive into two incredible journeys from peak 90s Disney by discussing the types of cats and dogs they are, stellar voice acting, sequels trying too much new shit, stepdads and a LOT of dog sex.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 50:06


    In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 501: Smile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 48:08


    In this episode, the Mullets finally get into the Halloween spirit with a modern horror hit with a sequel currently in theaters. They discuss bad cat names, the weak link of The Boys, manifested trauma and all of the teeth.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 500: The Prestige

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 69:32


    In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a crazy milestone and getting through Milton and Joker 2 before diving into Christopher Nolan's magic movie that isn't The Illusionist. Here's to another 500 more!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 50:34


    In this episode, the Mullets continue the road to 500 (believe it or not) with a cult musical favorite that someone has performed in/has strong opinions about. Plus, talks of gardening, laughs and puppets.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 69:49


    In this episode, the Mullets face another storm before tackling a new instant classic horror franchise. They discuss kernels of corn, the power of silence, giving birth, wimpy teenage boys and what not to drown in.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 497: The Lord of the Rings (1978)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 44:16


    In this episode, the Mullets are both relieved to be moving on from Middle Earth for various reasons. They discuss rotoscoping, a wacky Gollum and probably drug use before the random draw remains a total pain.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 44:04


    In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson's second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 495: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 46:24


    In this episode, the Mullets continue to follow Bilbo and the other dozens of characters on this never-ending journey. They discuss CGI regressing, argue over Lee Pace's acting ability and can't remember a weird guy.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 41:12


    In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 45:54


    In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It's a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 74:10


    In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

    Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024


    In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week's movie. It's so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week's show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

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