RJ Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about DMX, brunch, famous black men, less than famous Jewish women, killing people, sucking as a form of intimidation, diss tracks and honoring(?) rap legends

RJ and Tope rap about RJ’s birthday, getting old, the perfect COVID getaway spots, devil’s threesome, failed lawsuits, how to handle anger and everything you never needed to know about clubbing

RJ and Tope rap about Andrew Dice Clay, Soulja Boy, touching yourself, Cranking that Soulja Boy, wedding songs, stealing dance songs that don’t belong to you, classic weird ass RJ takes.

RJ and Tope rap about Easter, The Christian Oscars, Tope & RJ’s race, ALL YOUR FRIENDS DYING, bone bone bone bone bone, White Uncles vs Black Uncles, Nigerian at Thanksgiving and Suge Knight.

RJ and Tope rap about April Fools, the state of white people, TERRIBLE RAP VERSES, exploiting teenagers, being fresh to death, touching yourself, Mia Khalifa, TikTok and again TERRIBLE RAP VERSES 

RJ and Tope rap about Florida, New York City, Flo Rida, DUIs, Florida Man, consent, Wrestlemania performances, old Spring Break Stories and Tope’s sex life

RJ and Tope rap about women’s history, British history, The State Of White People. dying in prison, Patti Labelle, RJ’s love for women, countries of the world and burning down houses

RJ and Tope rap about our 5th year of RJ Hates Rap, tired Tope, panda panda, asian rappers, expensive cars, panda panda panda, winning Oscars for Grammys, panda panda panda and not understand rap words

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap history month, Redneck comedy, Make-A-Wish, the state of white people, parody songs, MySpace, being a better rapper than Chamillionaire and soothsayers

White Rap History month, Apple, Linkin Park, basic math and percentages, types of beer, censored curses, Jay-Z, children’s TV shows

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, The United States Supreme Court, gay icons, sports anthems, the Bible, Everlast, anti-PETA and Australia

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, Walt Disney, COVID-19 vaccines, the NBA, Tyler Herro, boy bands and a very very special guest

RJ and Tope rap about prelude to White Rap History Month 2021, GOAT white rappers, America the Beautiful, First Ladies, Dr. Dre, 90s/00s MTV shows, getting in trouble with the government and WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY!

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, MAGA, TERRIBLE PEOPLE, TERRIBLE HOOKS, Nick Cannon’s TV history, an artist vs their art, lawsuits, a rundown of controversies and two groups of people coming together.

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star Reviews, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, HBCU, reallyreallyreallyfastrapping, Flipmode Squad, being greedy, famous movies, one of the greatest rap videos ever and Look At Me Now.

RJ and Tope rap about RJ Hates Rap’s 2020, (drank) a dangerous cocktail (drank), the worst award ever (drank), binge drinking (drank), Baywatch (drank), babysitting shots (drank), Famous Kevins (drank) and drank (drank)

RJ and Tope rap about 2021 goal , the top songs of 2020, that dangly thing in the back of your throat, female arousal, a line-by-line WAP breakdown, Chris Evans, HBCU and learning how to ride the D.

RJ and Tope rap about (belated) Christmas! Also, Christmas songs, Christmas albums, Christmas strip clubs, Christmas Copyright, Christmas drinks, Christmas Santa and Jewish phrases.

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, Hamilton, Anne Hathaway, fat shaming, Nickelodeon shows, rapper-singers, rap in 2020 and the evolution of Tyler, The Creator).

RJ and Tope rap about this LOST EPISODE from July 2020, Florida, entanglement, Will Smith the actor, women from different parts of the world, the best cities in America, the worst parts of Florida and rappers lying.

RJ and Tope rap about famous rap lines, thick thiccness, Sir Mix-A-Lot’s royalties, famous fashion designers, salads, crazy laughing, Drake and Nicki’s best assets

RJ and Tope rap about awful nicknames, one hit wonders, famous rap lines, speaking to managers, The Proud Family, The Olympics and RJ’s butt.

RJ and Tope rap about a belated Election Day podcast, the color of black presidents, the Florida State Seminoles, white people music, workplace deities and political strippers

RJ and Tope rap about Halloween costumes, Trick or Treating, RJ rapping, saying no to drugs, celebrity couples, black couples and the worst kind of store to open.

RJ and Tope rap about returning after summer vacation, Hallo-leen, trick or treating, candy euphemisms, broken ankles and what’s under RJ’s gym shorts

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star reviews, Lin Manuel Miranda, President Kanye, small body parts, smaller holes, hot sauce, muffins and The Wiz

RJ’s favorite and most hated cities, saving money, dating, Tope’s stinginess, karaoke and iced coffee vs regular coffee refills

RJ and Tope rap about computer talk, legit hate, not giving a f**k, fake bleeps, Glee, Ariana Grande and the worst parts of Michigan

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star Reviews, reality TV, English torture, teenager mothers, terrible family members, cities to have a baby and RJ/Tope baby stories

Wel-wel-WELCOME to a special sneak peek of our Patreon exclusive podcast, Kanye’s Best. If you want all past and future (not the rapper) episodes, go to http://patreon.com/ArcadeAudio right now!

RJ and Tope rap about being roommates, The Fast And The Furious, rappers in movies, radio stations, pimps, Michelle Rodriguez, Tope not speaking well and Ja Rule being a TERRIBLE HUMAN!

RJ and Tope rap about TikTok, ranking black TV shows, Hot Girls and their favorite season. the 5 pillars of good sex, RJ having bad sex and a RJ Hates Rap first!

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star reviews, black actresses, nocturnal animals, drag queens, the negatives and positives of drugs and entrepreneurship. Hoo Hoo!

Enjoy the intro to the debut episode of RJ and Tope’s new bi-weekly podcast ‘Kanye’s Best’…only on https://patreon.com/ArcadeAudio/

RJ and Tope rap about the funniest person on planet Earth, tacos, the easiest and best way to walk for your cheesecake, Hamilton, weird ass people from Miami, and RJ’s least favorite female body part.

RJ and Tope rap about our brand new project, re-using songs, horny hook-ups, Hilton hotels, The Fast and the Furious, body positivity and having a big/boy girl disorder

RJ and Tope rap about Jeopardy, Tope’s bad math, Austin Powers, the plight of a woman, A LOT of playcism, what makes something ‘brand new’ and a HUGE moment in RJ Hates Rap history.

RJ and Tope rap about fun things about 4/20, not fun things about 4/20, real racism, different types of weed, afro, Terry Crews, a complete and utter disrespect an entire gender and man

RJ and Tope rap about Tope’s doctors, Tope’s hate for RJ, sequels, things that happened in September, all the best parts of Los Angeles and cognaaaacccccccc

RJ and Tope about their favorite times in history, the meaning of funk, Breaking Bad, technology in the 90s, the great state of California and accidentally messing with Texas

RJ and Tope about 4 years of hate, Tope’s #1 rival, a lot of yelling, Trump vs Bill Gates, things to get on the blacklist, award winning white people and music videos in the 90s. Thank you so much for all your support, Friends From The Neighborhood!

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, being wider than long, hating your partner’s best friend, Space Jam, Disney, Trump and why voting is important

RJ and Tope about white rap history month, the incorrect name of IPA, Eminem doing stuff, WWE, Fast and the Furious, multiple orgasms and how rap saved John Cena’s career

RJ and Tope about white rap history month, our new TV show, story time with Tope, Iverson, basketball stuff and PRACTICE?! PRACTICE?!?? PRRACTTTTIIICCCEEEE???!!!

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, 5 star iTunes review, disgusting things, Vermont, pop stars, PUFF DADDY, disturbing things and a huge update

RJ and Tope about Australia, giving bad, white rappers, jewish singers, old technology, weird instruments and RJ being…well RJ.

RJ and Tope about simple pleasures, the most dangerous people in the world, 1989, Elvis (and other racists), fighting the power, great black voices and ….less.

RJ and Tope about children books, The Wheel of Misfortune, honeymoon locations, black actors from England, 12-step programs, the saaauucccceeeeee and being too damn hot!

RJ and Tope rap New Year/Same RJ, the highest charting song of all time, black actors looking the same, Nigerian Dads, Old Town Road: The Movie and gay musicians

RJ and Tope rap about Hanukkah, the HOliday season, a huge announcement, the definition of a Ho, sucking chocolate, HOme Depot and a recap of 2019

RJ and Tope rap about Christmas, Mariah Carey, Ludacris’ career, Fred Claus, a playist race, being poor on Christmas, Santa being fake. RJ Loves Christmas!