Humanoid Resources

Professor Barnabus and Michelle make a discovery, and try to fit it right in academia's butthole. Doug is introduced to his new space-home, his new space-job, and two idiots.Featuring: Doug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

The Professor and Michelle discuss how to use their newfound discovery to get dat money. The HR boys are joined by Dorphoidal McGuire, the glue that keeps the ol' rustbucket in one rusty, bucket-y piece.Featuring:Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott PiebengaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor spend some quality alone time, together. The HR boys make a splash and Doug gets a little H20-ver his head...again.Featuring:Puddle- Sarah MagnusonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

WARNING- This tape was damaged when re-entering the atmosphere, and has some minor technical difficulties. You have been warned. Also the Professor spilled a Filet O' Fish on it, so...The Professor and Michelle are on the up and up, or are they on the stuck and stuck? The HR boys get a visit from an intern whose name is as hard to pronounce as the hazing he's endured was hard to endure. Whew, that analogy flew a little too close to the sun. Good thing it's Red.Featuring:Szczyrba- Josh BresslerDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian. Put on your government issued spacesuits, there's lots of worlds out there!Featuring:Fancy Hat- Danny GalvinDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor hang out, and put the fun in fungeon. The HR boys meet with Demetrius Clinkscales, who may or may not ride space horses. Alien tries out a new experiment.Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy MendozaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor and in deep doodoo now. Deep desert walking, held at gunpoint, non-sexy blindfold wearing doodoo. Doug, Alien, and P16 get a visit from the mysterious Captain Drew Butt, who is...uhh...well, let's just say mentally unstable doesn't really cover it.Featuring:Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James FreetlyDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him. Michelle and the Professor dig up their ol' buddy Escape Pod, and...well...let's just say some season finale type stuff goes down, except this isn't a season finale, because this is a podcast, you idiot.Featuring:Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben HarpeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyMichelle K. Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt

With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think?Dale Isringhausen- Spencer RybackiDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that! They're gonna do it! Eventually. Meanwhile the HR boyz get a visit from Floratron 7, who speaks for the plants. You know, like a metal, sentimental, OOH, senti-metal, ehh how about that hot applesauce for you, Lorax.Floratron 7- Susie AllenDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech, to try to pick up the pieces. Of Terry. Flizdead.Derglan Zorp- Tyler DavisDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets. Well, the holiday where you officially get drunk and tell secrets. The boys reveal some real bombshells. Let's see if they can save their bacon.Doug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are livin' the America stereotype: running from the law while completing traditional road trip activities and tropes. But will their past ketchup to them? The HR guys reckon with the aftermath (or lack thereof) of Space Fest, and get reaaal down and dirty into the comedic gold mine of health care coverage with Severus Sna ples, a reformed Potterist who heads up Clones n Drones. Aunts on a LOG, this sounds hilarious!Severus Sna ples- Kyle DolanDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may just have found their Fortress of Together-i-tude, but first they've gotta remind us how phallic the entrance is a few hundred times. Meanwhile, the HR boys visit with Griff, head of Straight Theatre, cuddly cinephile, and dope-ass monologist. You otter listen to this episode, I tell ya!WARNING- Some tiny rocks started falling on the recorder as Wade and Danica made their way down the shaft. So it might get a little choppy near the end.Griff the Otter- Damon RoysterDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Drk, a lacrosse-playin', robot-hatin', single-digit-IQ-possessin' college student joins the HR boys, and we see the vast vacuum of space reflected inside his tiny, tiny head. Meanwhile, Wade and Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, Take a Look Around the government base, Break Stuff, and see Behind (Wade's) Blue Eyes. Man, these jokes are Rollin'. Something something Nookie.Drk- Mike AvilesDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Shrink your expectations for this one, folks! Doctor Orlando Calripken, a tiny physician/psychopath, swings by the HR office to ruin lives and confuse everyone. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may have solved the energy crisis, but, hell, we've gone a while without plot in that one, so how about a new crisis? There's a mystery afoot!Doctor Orlando Calripken- Wes YoungDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite Humanoid Resources Professionals meet Lubomir, the Treenie, whose visit engenders some problems. Hoo baby, that's a hot hot pun right there! Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, follow the mallow, and might...not...be...alooooone? Huhwhaaaaa?!Lubomir the Treenie- Mike McCarron/Clay LampshadeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from an old friend, and boy is he fancy, schmancy, and in need of some romance-y. Meanwhile, Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation explore the secret passageway they found last time, and ALSO reunite with someone from their past. It's like a bunch of ships, all crashing into each others' burning carcasses in the night.Fancy Hat- Danny GalvinDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter Williams, Trash PersonP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen???- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

Oh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits.Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boyz get a visit from Purrow, the Love Robot, who, uhh, REALLY likes it when you pet her. Gonna take a while to make conversation at the water cooler again after this one, huh? Meanwhile, our new trio of adventurers, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick (No Relation) set out on their own little questy-quest. Let's see how long it takes them to bring up the Professor's penis again, shall we?Purrow the Love Robot- Julia HeynenDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

This week, the HR boyz find out where all the water on the ship comes from, and...kind of wish they hadn't. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, hold up their end of a sneaky plan.Dick Flynn II- Wink StoneDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonIntern Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

Our Humanoid Resources pals deal with Blood Puncher this week- a Space Marine with a whole lot of room in his hearts for magic, Shakespeare, and probably an extra dick or two. Meanwhile, the Professor makes a tight squeeze. Who knew his ego could fit inside that vent? It's all Jameses, all the time this week!Blood Puncher- James D'AmatoDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

Uh-oh, Doug's in trouble, something's come along and it's burst his aura of mediocrity! Shane Matthews, Director of Biological Resources, stops by the department for everyone's favorite yearly tradition: performance reviews! Meanwhile, Wade is totally here, you guys. Just listen to those realistic fist hits!Shane Matthews- Bill ArnettDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyArtwork by Blair Britt

This episode kicks off with some content that really toes the line, and Doug plays a real heel. Come for those hot, hot puns, stay for...more of those puns. Meanwhile, let's see what wacky European country Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation get themselves thrown out of this time!...It's Germany.Margot Lynx- Alex FrenkelDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The U.S.S. Spaceship finally has a new Captain. The HR Department is finally visited by a Space Mermaid. Doug finally...still sucks at his job. Meanwhile, Wade has a knife in his gut, and some life in his butt.ArielannaMedusa the Space Mermaid- Jessica LandisPurrow the Love Robot- Julia HeynenDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are visited by The Oculon, a giant eyeball who's been keeping the ship safe from internet perv-o's since 2467. Meanwhile, Wade, The Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation, have all stolen a helicopter. That's fun, isn't it? No? Okay.The Oculon- Brad PikeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are visited by Jeff and Janice, two Panda Bears who were BAMBOO-zled into marriage. Meanwhile, the Professor learns a lesson about gravity, and, unfortunately, teaches us one about deus ex machina. Get it? Bamboo-zled?Jeff the Panda- Kate YeagleJanice the Panda- Dan JacksonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite HR professionals get a visit from a plant animal hybrid lady who's just REALLY on the ball about putting down roots for dat baby bump. Meanwhile, paper faces are on parade for the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade. Some straight up SHAKESPEARE hijinks 'bout to happen, y'all!Pretzella 4433869634- Brenna LemieuxDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys visit with a cute teddy bear named Gern Flang, whose, uhh...dad died. Okay, maybe he's been cuter. Meanwhile, which world leader is Captain Drew Butt(s) in disguise? Let's inch closer to that conclusion!Gern Flang- Kevin KnickerbockerDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Michelle's back! But...not all the way back. Meanwhile, Big Smoky the dog teaches the HR boys about friendship, loyalty, and the softest places to hump.Big Smoky the Dog- Megan SauterMichelle Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerDoug Doyle / Doctor Craig Yakobo- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearyNurse Felicity Trumbutt- Janine DoyleArtwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite Puddle comes back to the HR Department! Let's see if that latent sexual tension between her and P16 can turn into latent comedy on this comedy podcast. Meanwhile, let's check back in with Wade, Danica Patrick No Relation, and the Professor, because that plot isn't at ALL convoluted now, right?Puddle the puddle- Sarah MagnusonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Big Boo Baby the ghost joins the HR boys this week, and bless his little ghost heart, he just can't scare nothin'! Meanwhile, let's send the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade to space, because Earth clearly just isn't ready for this plot line.Big Boo Baby/Greg- Spencer HamiltonDoug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Quartina, a floating stone who massages jet-ski worshipping cultists for a living. That tracks, right? Meanwhile, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick No Relation are placed in isolation to prep them for space travel. That tracks, right?Quartina- Tracy McBeeDoug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Doug's a level 7 WaveRunner now, and he's somehow MORE annoying? Tyle the sentient Koosh Ball visits the HR Department and he's as full of kooky ideas as his pockets are full of meats and starches. Meanwhile The Professor, Wade, and Danica Patrick No Relation suit the EFF up.Tyle the Koosh- Harz SonderickerDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Billy, an Incubation Specialist who has all the diseases and is the trashiest of trash pandas. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation, make space lunch. Wade is sleepy!Billy the Raccoon- Surena MarieDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Recto Farthop, a half dog half crab Marfloop who's a screamin' for some creamin'. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation are great at packin' and recappin'. Re-capackin'? Crabdog?Recto Farthop- Blair BrittDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt (Again!)

Where's Alien? Hopefully not where Cat-therine the cat lady's husband has ended up. Meanwhile, Sleepy Wade wakes up, and the Professor teaches us about corpse feet.Cat-therine the Cat Lady- TJ KingDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Alien's back from...camp(?), and the HR Boys are flush with issues this week, as they pro-deuce some real solutions for a guest who is a...(sigh)...talking toilet. Meanwhile, our rogue turned not-rogue agent friends fill the holes in their memories with laughter. RIP Woody and Buzz's friendship.Franklin Smellano Roosevelt the Toilet- Johnny O'MaraDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys have their first ever Humanoid Resources Town Hall with some old friends and some new ones. Meanwhile, the vigilante(ish) trio tells some spooky stories/basic health problems on this Halloween(ish) Eve(ish).Akon the Dodecapus- Stephen FlowersDick Flynn- Wink StoneCaptain Purrow- Julia HeynenDoug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Chester A. Burster, a shock jock alien who popped out of the wrong cake at the wroooong time. Meanwhile...no...this has to be a typo. The three idiots are finally going to space? No way. Let's see how THIS goes.Chester A. Burster- Gretchen EngDoug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Happy Spacegiving, T.U.R.K.E.Y.S. (That's an acronym for Totally Uber Real Keister Eaters, Yes Sir!)! This week, the HR Boys get a visit from Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff, who's fluff deep in a game of Floogball. Meanwhile, Wade and the Professor shoot for the world record of dumbest dummies in space, and Danica cryo-sleeps.Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff- Janelle BlasdelDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

The boys get a visit from Char-meleon, the ship's incinerator and resident beer koozie slogan enthusiast. Meanwhile, the Professor and Wade deal with an android with a suuuuper unfamiliar voice...Char-meleon the Incinerator - Brennan LoweryDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus/Flart the Android- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite HR boys get a visit from Galatea, an opera singin', culture slingin', encrichment bringin' robot in charge of beefin' up the ship's culture. Alien is vewwwy sweepy, and Doug spits some hot Papa Roach. Meanwhile, Danica's awake, and the Professor and Wade might have some 'splainin' to do...Galatea the Culture - Lindsay GonzalesDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Are you not entertained? No, seriously, that's like...what we're going for here. The HR Boys get a visit from Greg the Gory, an infamous caterpillar gladiator who's thinking about spreading his wings. Meanwhile, Danica tucks some sleepy boys into space-bed, and completely fails to give The Terminal its due.Greg the Gory- Tim LewisDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Oscar, a G'thorian who is the ship's number one sound boy, and more importantly, who's just gettin' his butt heckled off, man! Meanwhile, Danica, Wade, and the Professor make a shit, err, pit stop on the moon, dude!Oscar- Nick MestadDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Roses are red, venus fly traps are meaner. Wade screwed up the audio, and Purrow wants Doug's lil' wiener.SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, CAPTAIN PURROW'S PARENTS!Captain Purrow- Julia HeynenDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from their old pal Gary from Accounting. Or, should I say, a visit from the sentient nanobots now controlling their old pal Gary from Accounting's body. Fun! Meanwhile, are...are we really just gonna let the Professor be a rock now? We're going to allow that? Ugh. SHUT YOUR BEER SLOTS AND ENJOY, FOLKS.Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-JohnsonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys meet Beverly Hulot, who I can't believe IS butter. Meanwhile, the Professor/Big Dumb Rock and Wade go head to head, and walk through space. Take it easy, desperados, because this episode's already gone.Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie OshanaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair BrittBeverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie OshanaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Zel Tar, the rage-havin', dish-washin', future momma-marryin' heir to the House of Tar on Alien's homeworld of Ur. Meanwhile, Wade's still knocked the eff out, and P.T. "The Rock" Barnabus and Danica Patrick, No Relation, Weekend at Wade's the hell out of NASA.Zel Tar, heir to the House of Tar- Alec PlantDoug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Moo-Reen, and don't you dairy moo-ve on to some other channel, because she's got some spilled milk worth talkin' about. Meanwhile, Wade finally emerges from his technological/emotional cocoon, Inspector Gadget style.Moo-Reen the Cow- Lizzie CrossDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

P16 throws his party, revelations are revealed, and Season One ends. We're surprised we made it this far, too.Griff the Otter- Damon RoysterBilly the Raccoon- Surena MariePuddle- Sarah MagnusonDorphoidal McGuire- Scott PiebengaBloodpuncher the Space Marine- James D'AmatoFancy Hat- Danny GalvinCarmony Chupp Chupp- Ben HarpeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus/Captain Drew Butt- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Drew Butt reigns. Evil abounds. Bureaucracy...still happens.Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey FreetlyZel Tar- Alec PlantBig Boo Baby/Greg/Craig- Spencer HamiltonThe Oculon- Brad PikeRip Dirtsack- Rich CamillucciSatan- Peter WilliamsThe Janitor- ???

What's been happening with some of the, oh I don't know, NOT sadistically evil folks on the ship since Captain Drew Butt (Juice) took back over? Let's find out!Former Captain Purrow- Julia HeynenMargatha Dot- Janelle BlasdelDemetrius Clinkscales- Rudy MendozaBelinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-JohnsonClip Cleanback- Rip CamillucciChamberlain Payne- Peter WilliamsMikas the Fikas- Connor Doyle

Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen.Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey FreetlyArielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess LandisRip Dirtsack- Rich CamillucciBig Boo Baby the Ghost/Greg- Spencer HamiltonCassandra Blanc- Emily JeffriesCromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew SipeGato- Zach GelfandRade- Brennan LeeSzczyrba- Josh BresslerFranklot Pinskalot- Carolyn MurdockRicky Pantelli- Art KulattiAkon- Stephen FlowersUsetless- Patrick Gantz

The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes YoungDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel RiggsDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.Liff Niff- Chris GeorgeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.Vin Dictive - Chirag RathodDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.Pastor Spookybones- Trevor KnickerbockerDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyPuddle- Sarah MagnusonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim FeltonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyPuddle- Sarah MagnusonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”.Alien Beercan- Peter WilliamsDale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer RybackiFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraSucky the Vampire- Connor DoyleArtwork by Blair Britt

Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.Chewspocka Worf- Jim MazzarelliDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.Krrrrring- Alli StarkDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP).The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex MoormanThe Magnificent Ted- John MahoneyDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt.Django the YourMom- Dan BetcherDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards.Blim Blammo- Ben PalinDoug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh?Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James FreetlyFormer Captain Purrow- Julia HeynenDoug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this?Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonVarious- Connor DoyleArtwork by Blair Britt

Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly?Christopher Moltisanti- Jason OuimetteDoug Doyle/The Warden- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship.Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew GarciaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right?Arielana Medusa- Jess LandisDerglan Zorp- Tyler DavisPurrow- Julia HeynenFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraNora the Bop It- Elizabel RiggsP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame.Derglan Zorp- Tyler DavisPurrow- Julia HeynenFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraRip Dirtsack- Rich CamillucciThe Oculon- Brad PikeP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt

The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye.Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James FreetlyPurrow- Julia HeynenFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraClip Cleanback- Rich CamillucciThe Oculon- Brad PikeCharmeleon- Brennan LoweryArielanna Medusa- Jessica LandisDick Flynn- Wink StoneFancy Hat- Danny GalvinP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonSpecial Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenMichelle Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt