Meat Mutant

A mother that has lost faith in the Catholic Church faces a dilemma: continue a life without religion and send her young daughter to an inferior school, or have her daughter baptized so that she can attend a Catholic school with a better educational record. Joemma interview Katitenisha about this part of her life, and discuss […]

Joe wrote this episode. It’s a pisser, no bullshit.

A very special episode in which Joemma MEET for the second time ever to discuss MEAT and religion. Sink your teeth into this juicy episode (but only under very strict conditions, and with a truckload of guilt). Herewith we METE out this episode. Cheers.

Joemma and Help Meat Dave discuss some of the more ‘interesting’ myths and poetry of the pre Christian Near East. People with 3 different accents trying to fluently converse about identities such as Ninḫursaĝa and Ningiriutud and their risque tales – what could go wrong? Welcome to a complete Mesopotamia. Welcome, you are. You are welcome.

One day, Joe wondered what was up with all the different kinds of angels – especially the little chubby naked baby ones. So, Emma researched how The Angels roll. The result is this episode on The Hierarchy of Angels/Aliens (just ask Ezekiel).

Compliments of the season to all. As our gift to you, we have a Christmas episode in which we take the piss out of Bear Grylls. Not hard to do, seeing he does it to himself all the time. Urine for a meaty, protein filled treat.

Not all of the Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible walked around with their mouths gaping dumbly, but a suspiciously large percentage of those that did were the vaunted groupies of the LORD.    

We continue to enjoy the folklore of The Philippines with Help Meat Ivan, and Not So Help, Not So Meat, “Steve”. Hilarity (in the context of utmost culturally sensitivity) ensues. Again.

Joemma continue their exploration of Oceania. To celebrate Independence Day in The Philippines (June 12th), we drill into the mythology and folklore of The Philippines with a native of The Archipelago. We bet you can’t wait to get your filthy imperialist hands on this one. You will be high FIvan us when you finish listening. […]

In April 33 CE, a man named Jesus, The King of The Jews, was arrested. One of his disciples, Judas, was accused of betraying him. The case against him was largely based on stories written many, many years after this actual event supposedly took place. But Judas maintains that there is a lot more to this […]

In honour of St Cupid dying a horrible, torturous death, we bring you over an hour’s worth of JIS and grotesque love worms. Enjoy the six six sixiness, Mutant Meat lovers.

Amongst discussions about a cure for hiccoughs, Meat Mutant porn, Pokemon, environmentally friendly cleaning products, squeaky toys, Elton John, JIS, balaclavas and scorched knees…….we mention some information about the months of the year. Happy Holidays mutants – may your turkeys be four legged, and your hams bigger than Ken Ham. We will be back in […]

Firstly, a JIS from Pastor Ironside. The, sit back and enjoy the rich, interleaving, ultra-real multi-sensory experience as Joemma and Tort discuss Dr. Eben Alexander’s trip to heaven and back. This episode is “sacred acoustics” at their finest. Link to chart: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/BTP/Dr_Harry_Ironside/revelation_chart.htm

Joe and Emma. In the same room, at the same time. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

Joemma go down south to explore the myths, religious beliefs and folklore of some of the people of Oceania. We visit some of the smaller and more exotic islands such as Palau, Vanuatu, Rapa Nui, and of course, D.J.S.’s recent homeland, Guam. Tales of lewd tentacles, rockin’ men, coconut radios and salty grunt men await y’all. 

Joemma interview a very recently deconverted ex-Mormon, and, well, what ensues makes Emma lose her shit – more than once.

You know, tax collectors get a bad rap. They may be wealthy but no matter your socioeconomic stratum, it’s not easy being this poorly animated.  

The most tasty of help meats, Hotttpocket, joins Joemma for our final (fingers crossed) analysis of another face palm Evidence 4 Faith episode. A couple of uninvited guests drop in, exponentially magnifying the hilarity that ensues. With more JIS and sinful tangents than you can poke a stick at, this is an episode to remember.

Joemma go crazy talking about crazy (or possibly just “eccentric”) saints. More weird and wonderful Christian history that’s more “holy moly” than holy.

FUCKING FINALLY, we can bring you the adventures of Mokey.

  Brian & Ruth Christine A Christian Family… Terrorized and destroyed by the Government! If they were a non-Christian family, I wouldn’t have to be put out of my way to pretend to care! Those BASTARDS  (a 4TH branch of unconstitutional fascist-style government and how it is being used to steal your children!) Is Your […]

Ho Ho Hoes Happy Holidays from Joemma and Meat Mutant! Here is our Xmas Meatstravaganza for 2013. This podcast will be like no other you have heard from us before, but will still bring a smile to your face. A meat covered smile, of course. Enjoy and we will be back in 2014.

FINALLY – the most mature podcast in the universe has found an excuse to devote a whole episode to “jizz”. As you will hear, this episode is all really all about birds. Listen to discover all about birds’ jizz and it’s role in in faith, folklore and mythology.

Now that Joe is living in Japan, we felt it would behoove us to revisit some Japanese folklore. One can never have enough of cute animals with giant testicles, vengeful crabs, boys born from Freudian peaches, 10th century science fiction, less than ideal wives, painfully bad voice acting and the ukulele – can one?

Not only are Dr. Mike, Keith and Kirk back, they actually have call-ins, a commercial and bloopers at the end this time. Can you imagine? Oh, and here’s the book that is mentioned a couple of times: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_8?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=Cstripbooks%2C478&rh=i%3Numbersf%20Numerology%20of%20God

There was this guy called John who had a miraculous birth, ate bugs, wore camels, baptised a crap tonne of people and died a kick arse death. Hear all about it from Joemma.

Joemma (“The Atheists”) are joined by paranormal experiencer, podcaster, author and ponderer of the deep and meaningful Jeremy Vaeni. He challenged us with  some really profound questions, and we made dick jokes. In summary, Joe had his Brooklyn on, Emma had her science pants on (way too tight), and Jeremy had nothing on. Oh, and […]

In summary: Dismembered body bits, guys collecting dead women’s hands and taking them to bed, sacred teeth, holy breast milk, nuns licking Jesus’s foreskin and a blooper reel at the end. Enjoy.

Joemma complete their first “feature length” (well, almost) riff about a greatest legend and hero of the bible: Samson. Samson has issues – lots of issues. Let’s portray his love of loose women and killing people and animals in a cartoon for the kiddies. Sounds legit (well, it sounds more legit. now that we have […]

Joemma tell the tale of Samson: Yes, the he-man guy with the long hair from The Bible. Samson has muscles, locks, women, an anger management problem and lots of grave digging to do. This tale, when you actually look into it, is pretty gruesome and totally stupid. Just for a change for a Bible Story. […]

Joemma continue to refine their multimedia snarking skills by riffing another Kids International bible cartoon for children. Get ready: Here Comes Jesus!  

Finally, our final instalment in the Norse Mythology Trilogy.  In this episode, Joemma are joined by our resident heathen Whelve to discuss Asatru – a modern take on ancient Germanic beliefs. As we have a Help Meat with us, be prepared for a fair bit of JIS which will take your breath away. Emma’s cat […]

Joemma take great pleasure in immersing themselves once again in the crazy arse world of Norse mythology. Remember we did a part 1 on this topic once? Well, the time has come for part 2. Guess what? More giants, dwarves, volva and mutants. After revising who’s who in these remarkable myths, we delve into more […]

Joemma riff up a storm on this Christian video supposedly for kids. http://youtu.be/C0YuelrKhNw

Merry Christmas, mutants. What better pressie could we give you than over an hour of Joemma and Chuck Morrison destroying another E4F episode. We prophecy that you will love it more than glazed ham or turkey with cranberry sauce. That is one prophecy that will come true (unlike all the ones we discuss on this […]

It’s been a while since we posted an episode. Joe was really screwed around by Hurricane Sandy and only got power back on a couple of weeks ago. Emma went away for a fortnight to watch a total solar eclipse and then came back to weeks of marking exams and assignments and a bout of […]

Joemma return to one of their favourite topics – mythology. Wow, the people of 12th century Germanic Europe had some kick arse imaginations. I guess there wasn’t much else to do up there during winter except sit around a fire and see who could come up with the most batshit crazy story. You’re gonna hear […]

Welcome to a demonicopossessiology seminar most informative, as the Mysterious but Beguiling Professor Doctor Milady joins Joemma for this episode. Today it’s all about demons, possession, and how to deal with that slight problem (i.e. exorcism).  About half way through the episode we learn that we should not have been saying the demons names at […]

The Catholic guilt….The Catholic GUILT! We were both born with it….or was that sin? Anyway, Joemma felt sooo bad about not talking about the Catholic church for a while, that we put together this little ditty for y’all. We take a brief tour through the history of The Holy See. WTF is that you ask? […]

Joemma and Help Meat Tort review some of Kirk Hastings’ Superman based fan fiction. We had a lot of fun doing this one – so much to laugh at. Kirk’s takes on science, culture, language, feminism, race relations, physics, martial arts and of course religion are ripe for the mocking. And mock we do. Emma […]

Joemma have finally done it. Here it is, the long awaited E4F take down. To be completely honest, I don’t want to talk about it any more. I have been traumatised enough. It’s your turn now. Dr. Emma

In this episode, Joemma interview Hotttpocket (who will be well known to those of you who were on the Irreligiosophy forums). Hotttpocket tells her story of being not religious, then religious, and now not religious. We discuss the way that faith is discussed by some people in L.A., and the wanker word bingo that often […]

It had to happen – an episode about cats. We start with half an hour of cat JIS, and then delve into the long history of feline worship and folklore. We cover cats in ancient Egypt, Islam, Buddhism, some myths regarding certain breeds of cats, beckoning cats, black cats and finish it all of wit […]

Giants, giants and more giants. There are also some guys who like to wrestle giants, discover countries inhabited by giants (and humbly name said countries after themselves), and huge tracts of land created by giants. Throw in some Shakespeare, American tourists, saliva, stones, fiddlers, dogs, knockers and pasties – how can you go wrong? A […]

Where do we start? So much to talk about, so little time. In honour of Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee (and mainly because we felt like it), Joemma take a look at some of the very, very wyrd beliefs that have existed amongst the people of The British Isles. Yes there are giants, magical cauldrons, monsters, […]

In this 2 hour marathon, Joemma and special guest Tort opine about 2 episodes of “Through The Wormhole” – “Is There Life After Death?” and “Is There a Creator?” This is a documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman that supposedly addresses deep and meaningful questions about life, ”coshushness” and science.  As you will hear, we […]

We pick up where we left off and continue to explore Down Under. In this episode, we focus on more contemporary forms of worship and newsworthy stories of faith. Southern hemisphere saints, sports, swimwear and psychos are all presented for your enjoyment. Joemma have been podcasting for a year now. Is it possible for them […]

Joemma take a tour through the religious highlights of Australian history after European settlement. When the First Fleet arrived, Australia was transformed into a land of very sunburnt Anglo-Saxon Christians (many of whom had been naughty in England). Through policy and politics, this has changed over the last 200 years or so, and now Australia […]

In this episode, we set out to discuss parallels between belief in religion and belief in the paranormal. But then, we sort of don’t. Stars (one of Emma’s friends), Spooky (Emma) and ‘Seppe (Joe), instead discuss pressing issues such as what the Earth is made of and how to pronounce it, ‘Squatching, how the first […]

  Joemma return to their Catholic roots and let all you non (or ex) Micks out there into some insider info re The Catholic Mass. After a cracker of a JIS of the week, we explore the history of The Catholic Mass, from the words of Jesus to, well, the words of Jesus (with a […]

Let’s crack open 2012 with some seriously suss State Shinto. Joemma return to the land of the rising sun for yet another lesson in why mixing church and state is just, well, bad. This one’s all about The Emperor – a descendent of the gods who can do magic and whom you must worship and […]