Three friends who love to hate each other shoot the shit.

Harry's big spit, a search for whiskey, and go Noles. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

The Spirit of Stan, Joe's lawsuit, and how the hell did Barney survive the meteor? IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Skrrt yurts, low riders, and we forgot the intro. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Santa loves a cookie, Great Value Lucas, and I'm forty. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Trowd Up, a massive p, and Madame Zeroni. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Patient Zero, 40 cents, and go cartoon yourself. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Free FroYO, Phony Kony, and Nikes on the mood board. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Bumble Milfs, honesty is not in my vocab, and sometimes it takes a woman. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Mr. Oral B, Slim Jim, and recovering cleptos. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

The Biltermore, Orlando's dong, and Harry's cool with it. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Devil's fart, high school stories, and Harry's House. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Welcome to Cleveland, commando Kyle, and Lanier Pools. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Cheesy gordita crunch, The 5-0-Enneagram 2's, and a giraffe walks into a bar. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

I can see you, but can't hear you, and piping hot glory holes. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Sweet head, slick bobs, and the only time Ryder has pushed a woman. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Jersey meatballs, closed fisted at a strip club, and Blair Witch meets edibles. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Canadian ranch hands, foam parties, and it's raining lawsuits. IG: @mortalenemiespodcasts Music By: Petey Pablo

Bunch A Crunch, bozos, and boozebags. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Mandy gets jumped, Mandy posts bail, and Mandy makes the news. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Half mast, God bless Nebraska, and the return of Robbie Yates. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

No fly list, blood & hallelujah, and chewin' egg shells. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Shoeless Abraham, Bitler, and the end of Chris Evans. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Spoilers, mOIst, and Semen Sniper. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Long Johns, Zach's Dad's best friend's son, and let's go Brandon. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

SnaggerStack, double down sarcasm, and pushing cars. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Year of the Josh, eagles eyes, and Canes game no pat-downs. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Sweetwater sweetheart, teriyaki lube, and yule your tides. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

You know Johnnie, deer placenta, and the last photo of my dad as a virgin. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Deja Vu, Joey Chestnut, and dry throat IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Squirtle Squad, the hash slinging tire slasher, and oh no! our podcast... it's broken! IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Twelve clementines, suck a dick (derogatory), and you are sent. Give our boy a follow: @96_slutbus IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Mandy's mathematics, celery, and a serial dog thrower. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Trigger Warning: 35:30 Sneaky seats, boxers, and boxes. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Brass tax, Chad goes in veto, and the gang does improv. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Robbie Yates, The Augmented Woman, and shagging for Scooby Snacks. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

The gang discusses Trixie and Catya, beating your horn, and perpendicular parking. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Nanny Mandy, drunk-hurt, and the heat is on. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Daddy Chris, losing a third leg, and one wacky "water" explosion. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Connelly loves Twilight, the very gay raptor, and wicker baskets. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

The one-eared wonder, NANDO's, and the last hoorah. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Ryder is a mind-reader, Life on Mars Hill, and paging Mr. Forney. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Crotch to face, JROTC vs theater kids, and Colonel Sanders concierge. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Shooting the shit with an old friend. IG: @mortalenemiespod Music by: Petey Pablo

Josh's ridiculous wardrobe, high school reunions, and a wild bush boy. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Calico manatees, peyronie's, and Matt Damon's son. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Take me to hot church, thank you for smoking, and fresh times in Tona. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Not me, not Josh, yrou!! IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Commando-ing this vehicle, spiteful adrenaline, and stoplight lingo. IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music By: Petey Pablo

Poor gay guys, smol world, and piss holes IG: @mortalenemiespodcast Music by: Petey Pablo

Dragging through brunch, dads fondling whoppers, and a boy named Leek IG: @mortalenemiespod Music By: Petey Pablo