My Songs Suck

This week the boys listen to the many wonderful tales of Rae LeighGet Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Listen as our boys simply get sad at how terrible this song is.Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week the boys talk to Gus Honeychurch (Groupchat) about his 5 and a half minute pop punk epic!Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Doo wap!This week we take a look into a 50's inspired love song!Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With Yve Blake!The boys talk with theatre Legend Yve Blake, the mind behind the hit show Fangirls The Musical!Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a no from me.Alex recounts the tale of his formative experience on the X factor.Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After four years, Alex has finally finished his debut album Slow Burn! To celebrate, we're taking a little time off from the show for a non-stop two-week action-packed album launch party!*We'll be back next time for our usually scheduled programming!Go check out Slow Burn, available now on Spotify, iTunes and bandcamp.*we're gonna get a couple pizzas and binge watch The X-Files See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

OofGet ready for some real painGet Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys chat with the wonderful Smith & JonesGet Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back!The boys are back for another season of fun terrible music!Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join the boys for the finale of season three along with your submissions!Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our boys had the absolute pleasure of chatting with Anthony Willis from Brisbane's best viking metal band, Valhalore!EPISODE NOTES:Listen to Valhalore here! https://open.spotify.com/artist/0i69MBsTedwhDdVQCd5Jk8?si=ONgCyrDoTra5_khFxKD_BQ(Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join the boys on an unusually educational episode!EPISODE NOTES:Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Boys have had to take a brief hiatus mid-season. And so you do not go without your dose of music podcast they have asked their friends of at Shuffology podcast if they could borrow one of their episodes! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week's episode is a spicy one. We take a dive into themes of masculinity, father figures and look at the spiritual prequel to 'Little Automaton'Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we're lucky enough to chat with the amazing Monique Clare!EPISODE NOTES:Check out Monique Clare: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3zQWN1nkGlvo1MpwTuZBWk?si=uNlT8B0ET-SWT1ZlQeVfCAGet Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our boys talk about this painfully average songEPISODE NOTES:Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we get to talk to Captain Cake himself!EPISODE NOTES:Check out Canny and Hall: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3dVxTwaijoN4l84PCn0LnS?si=MiH2ewjrRi2707L_GkY5qgGet Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400 Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoe Support Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQ Want to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss Check out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After three seasons of buildup, the song Alex has been dreading most is here, with special guest Siobhan Batt.EPISODE NOTES:Check out the Cairns Indigenous Art Fair! August 14th-23rd 2020https://ciaf.com.auGet Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQWant to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.comWANT TO BE A GUEST ON MY SONGS SUCK?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our boys have a chat with an artist all the way from New York City! Gothic wave/ Avant-Garde electronic artist Real ClothesEPISODE NOTES:Support Nico Here:https://open.spotify.com/artist/1y3ybp1ClKljgddJIpEsGB?si=XxJ229_4R_6XxN4gl_8bYwMutual Aid website: https://www.real-clothes.org/mutual-aidSpecific ones mentioned:Make the Road NYCBail Out Black MamasCarribean Equality ProjectDumplings Against HateBrooklyn Community Bail FundRaices TexasArtists mentioned:Stefa*: http://stefalives.com/aboutOhene Cornelius: https://ohenecornelius.com/musicNebula & The Velvet Queen: https://nebulaandthevelvetqueen.bandcamp.com/Spellling: https://spellling.bandcamp.com/Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQWant to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.comWANT TO BE A GUEST ON MY SONGS SUCK?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week James and Alex tackle a song that is vast in its averageness!EPISODE NOTES:Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQWant to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.comWANT TO BE A GUEST ON MY SONGS SUCK?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A wonderful chat with former Brisbane-boy turned Broadway musician Benedict Braxton-Smith! Wholesome vibes!EPISODE NOTES:Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQWant to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmss

Who will win the Battle of the Bands? Will it be the late-70's/early-80's British Rock stylings of Brogan Rocksteady? Or the intriguing tones of Boof Lover's experimental soundscapes? Find out in this special episode of My Songs Suck!EPISODE NOTES: In a very special episode of My Songs Suck, two of Brisbane's most well-known up-and-comers must face off against one another in a Battle of the Bands that is sure to go down in history! The only problem? Neither of them have bands! Join Brogan Rocksteady (Alex Smith) and Boof Lover (Zane C Weber) as they recruit Not-Superheroes, Child Armies and Bass-Owning Kings in MUSICQUEST: A My Songs Suck Side-Story.---Get Some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/ https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmith https://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQWant to be a guest on My Songs Suck?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out the other great podcasts from That’s Not Canon!www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys discuss a song that does not suck!EPISODE NOTES:Get some Merch!https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmithhttps://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQWANT TO BE A GUEST ON MY SONGS SUCK?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Our boys have a wonderful chat with Aussie music legend Gabbi Bolt!Support Gabbi!https://www.gabbibolt.comhttps://open.spotify.com/artist/2pldI0RVtGqBLJ1piiQb65?si=2nrnMSfOTD6bZoOQvlXs-QGet some Merch!https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmithhttps://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys are joined by none other than friend of the show Gen Tree! The trio unpack another song off of Alex's third album 'Because I Can' this time with an a cappella twistEPISODE NOTES:Get some Merch!https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/t-shirt/2764051-my-songs-suck-logo?store_id=162400Support James!https://www.instagram.com/thejameskehoe/https://twitter.com/TheJamesKehoeSupport Alex!https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmithhttps://www.facebook.com/yourmanalexsmith/https://open.spotify.com/artist/4eksDAYjFTGClVCkUoAOtC?si=0saTHVsWSuudjSZ41hrEUQSupport Gen!https://www.instagram.com/gennytweehttps://www.instagram.com/itsgentreehttp://itsgentree.storenvy.comBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookAnd get some cool My Songs Suck Merch!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com.au/thatsnotcanon/WANT TO BE A GUEST ON MY SONGS SUCK?www.thatsnotcanonproductions.com/contactmssCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.comBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Alex, James and righteous Podcast father Zane come together to read out YOUR answers to our short survey!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Our wonderful boys are back in the saddle again!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

After another long year, we get to debrief about the album and reveal which song won the poll. Thank you so much for sticking with us for another year!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

It's another beach episode this week as the boys chat to some friendly faces and some new friends!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week we get to answer some questions from you our wonderful listeners!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week’s song is a long one! Fortunately, we have a friend of the show Jay Bloodsworth back to help us through it!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys talk to upcoming Brisbane star Asha Jefferies!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys take a look at a very heavy songSupport Alex on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/yourmanalexsmithLyrics:VERSEThe words are ringing in my earHer shell remains but her soul aint hereShe’s deadYou don’t hear it every dayHer spirit’s up and gone awayShe’s deadCHORUSAnd the stillnessIs a scene of thrashing violenceAnd I’m deafenedI’m deafened by the silenceVERSEI notate this while I still canI’m going to have to be a manNow that she’s deadPeripheral shutdown has taken holdI’m not the same since I’ve been toldShe’s dead (she’s dead)CHORUSAnd the stillnessIs a scene of thrashing violenceAnd I’m deafenedI’m deafened by the silenceBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Join us this week as our boys talk to Harry White from one of Brisbane's biggest local pop punk bands.[Verse 1]I’ll bring you home againJust say the words and let this jealousy and hatred fall apartGive me a chance again to prove I’m differentI wish we’d been this way right from the start[Pre-Chorus]Did you know you were a waste of time?A broken act of thoughtless liesAnd I know that it’s not okayBut now[Chorus]We’ll be just fine, leave it all behindTo show you how it’s really supposed to beIt’s all green lights, we’re at new heightsJust close your eyes and help take on the worldWith me[Verse 2]We won’t go back again to where we beganWe’re better than that already come so farI see a perfect sunset on the close horizonJust pack your bags, we’ll leave this town and just aim for the stars[Pre-Chorus]Did you know you were a waste of time?A broken act of thoughtless liesAnd I know that it’s not okayBut now[Chorus]We’ll be just fine, leave it all behindTo show you how it’s really supposed to beIt’s all green lights, we’re at new heightsJust close your eyes and help take on the world[Bridge]They say there’s no happy endings but we don’t ever have to end thisJust live for now and wash away the tideWe’ll aim as high as we can go and when we’re ready you will knowWe won’t back down[Chorus]We’ll be just fine, leave it all behindTo show you how it’s really supposed to beIt’s all green lights, we’re at new heightsJust close your eyes and help take on the worldWe’ll be just fine, leave it all behindTo show you how it’s really supposed to beIt’s all green lights, we’re at new heightsJust close your eyes and help take on the worldWith meBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week we tackle a particularly challenging song with the help of fellow creative, Jay Bloodsworth.If You Were Fat LyricsVerseI’m not the brightest star in the skyBut you areYou could have had your pick of all the other guysBut you didn’t go that farAnd I’ll never know whyCos quite frankly ICHORUSAm an apatheticQuite patheticYou needingOver-touching shmoeWho needsA little to much attentionI love youNothing can change that.Not even if you were fat (you were fat x3)Not even fatter than me (fatter than me x3)Ooo can you feel it?Oh, oh a little to the left now-Solo-VerseAnd I’m not the sharpest tool in the shedThat’d be youYou could have chosen with your heart and not your headSo that’s what you chose to doWhich has left me slightly confusedCos baby youCHORUSAre a smooth talkingSexy walkingWoman with the power to get me gawkingGirl, the fact that you aint left memakes me love you more every dayAnd I’ll keep it up until the end of timeTrust me girl, if you were fat I wouldn’t leave youBut in a personal preference kind of wayI’m glad you’re notBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys chat with local talent Jamie-Lee Griffiths of Jumbo Dragon!EPISODE NOTES:Running out of energyNo batteriesWill I surviveIf I’ve got no fightNever seems to work at allRunning out of timeDon’t matter if I tryWill I surviveIf I’ve got no timeNever seems to work at allIf I’m six feet underDrowning in my thoughtsWill I surviveDo you know whyI can’t sleep at nightIf my heart is freeBut my brain’s locked upWill I surviveDo you know whyI can’t sleep at night(Chorus)Got a blood running through my veins ohTelling me to give up on the game ohTelling me not to trust myselfGive up on myself woahI’m unstableOh and a little too ableTo give up on everythingSo don’t put no weight on meNo weight on me yeahNo weight on me ohOh no weight on me ohRunning out of steamAre you feeling meWill I surviveIf I’ve got no fightNever seems to work at allIf I’m empty insideAnd I can’t see a lightWill I surviveIf I’ve got no lightNever seems to work at allIf I’m six feet underDrowning in my thoughtsWill I surviveDo you know whyI can’t sleep at nightIf my heart is freeBut my brain’s locked upWill I surviveDo you know whyI can’t sleep at night(Chorus x 2)Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys look at Alex's attempt at writing a kid's tv show intro!Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys talk with Brad McCaw! A world touring, musical writing musician!EPISODE NOTES:Check out Brad's show Becoming Billhttps://www.facebook.com/events/819388038443471/Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week Alex runs with the likes of Dylan! Surely Alex's first protest song is a hit right? Right?VerseThere’s something wrong in the world todaySomething worth singing monotonously aboutOur environmental white knight Peter garretAnd the fact that he’s completely sold outIt used to be that you couldn’t sleepWhile our beds were burning at nightBut you must have new flame retardant pyjamasCos you seem to be doing alrightChorusPeter Garret you went back on your wordYou used to be the voice of those unheardDo you remember the time when you sung about asbestos?And do you remember the time when you sung about mining?But that was before you sold your soul to satanVerse 2There was a time when it didn’t cross your mineThat selling the great barrier reef was fineBut I guess things have changed becauseYou approved a uranium mineYou used to know what your beliefs wereBut you strayed from the pathAll you’ve got now is a pocket of cashAnd a bleeding heartChorusPeter Garret you went back on your wordYou used to be the voice of those unheardDo you remember the time when you promised not to be a politician?It never was a written lawBut the things that you said lead us to assume you wouldn’t be oneWe shouldn’t have assumed-solo-ChorusPeter Garret you went back on your wordYou used to be the voice of those unheardBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys talk to Meg and Ella from local sex punk pop band Bad Sext!You can find Bad Sext on Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/badsext/And listen to their new EP 'Muff Hussy' on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/artist/6ggvub3NDZk8DujsgFM9U9?si=Z0RNSybWSc6wbOQeC_EsQABe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week's song is pretty gross. So gross that we got good friend and fellow creative Jay Bloodsworth on to chat about it.Follow Jay's work here:https://www.facebook.com/jbloodsworth/https://www.patreon.com/jbloodsworth/postsLYRICSVerse 1'Yes you can take my plate’‘Tell me how was your day?’‘Douse me in water cos baby you’re hot’These are all things that I wanna sayThe food here is really goodAnd it’s cool that you serve it tooRide the ski lift with me to the mountains peakCos there’s something that I need to doPrechorusMan your smile send shivers down my spineIt’s been six days and you’re toeing that lineChorusThat twenty-something vixenhas got me skiing blindCos as I’m racing down the slopeshe’s racing through my mindShe’s cleaning glasses while we’re falling on our assesThis is one skit trip I’ll never forgetCos she’s the hottest waitress I’ve ever met!I’ve ever met.Guitar soloAh ah yeahAh ah yeahBridgeHer eyes they penetrate meHer skinny jeans really do it for meAnd her hair is black and silkyAnd she’s got a piercingYeahChorusThat twenty-something vixenhas got me skiing blindCos as I’m racing down the slopeshe’s racing through my mindShe’s cleaning glasses while we’re falling on our assesThis is one skit trip I’ll never forgetCos she’s the hottest waitress I’ve ever met!I’ve ever met.With a face like thatThere’s no way you’re not takenBut that’s coolCos you make kick-ass bacon(Left) Coffee, toast and eggs and steak burgers. Pies and chips. Chicken wedges fish and chips and Spag Bol. Spam and dips(Right) Coffee, toast and eggs and steak. Burgers soup and pies and ???The food you make is bitchin’Now get back in the kitchenBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Support Roo here:https://www.facebook.com/xoROOxo/LYRICSI wanted to give you the world Everything good for free I cry myself to sleep at night I wake up on the floor I let you walk away every night After we say goodbye Even though I’m breathing Doesn’t mean, oh no There’s only air inside I would never hurt you But now you’ll never know I know I’m not pretty outside or inside But I still hurt when you say goodbye That’s not good enough for you You need something false I hate I won’t change myself for youBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

The slowest song ever madeeeeeee! Autotune that would put T-Pain to shame!Troubled Waters LyricsVerse 1Keep it downKeep them all downCos when the wind is rushing through my hairThe sound drowns you outLook around and seeThis aint how it’s meant to beYou’ve shattered my assumptionsOf life and familyPrechorusAnd I don’t know where I’m goingTrying to forget where I’ve beenThe mask has finished fallingAnd now I’ll have to confess what I’ve seenChorusTroubled watersAre trying to swallow meBut I’ll fight tooth and nailTo keep my sanityThings just aren’t the sameEverybody’s tornAbnormal appears to be the normVerse 2Stay out thereStay away from meI’m safe in here behind my eyesFrom your dishonestyThings were fineAnd thenIt all went to hell againThere is no silver liningIt’s the reason that I pretendPrechorusAnd I don’t know what I’m doingTrying to forget what I’ve doneThe trauma’s broken through andThe only option I have is to runChorusTroubled watersAre trying to swallow meBut I’ll fight tooth and nailTo keep my sanityThings just aren’t the sameEverybody’s tornAbnormal appears to be the norm-Solo-ChorusTroubled watersCouldn’t swallow meI fought tooth and nailNow I know victoryThings still aren’t the sameBut they’re getting warmAbnormal appears to be the normCone on outSpeak to meBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week we hear from lifelong James Kehoe friend Joe Rallos! Go support JJmusicaus cos he's lovely!Beach in Winter LyricsSurfboard’s readyThe sun’s woken upFuel injectionPower engineHanging fiveAlone I rideThe beach in winter’s too coldGoing steadyEver readyWave the lineRiding fineFrosty weatherNever betterThe beach in winter’s all rightAloha to this endless summerThe bug that never seems to dieOr fly away, it’s here to stayDoing the wipe out all night longRaining overNever bolderHanging fiveDoing fineFrosty weatherNever betterRaining overNever bolderHanging fiveDoing fineFrosty weatherNever betterBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

The boys butt heads on this song! Check out another episode live from the room where it happened! Perfect Hands LyricsIf my world ended todayWould you go back to his?Cos there you always seemed so happyA feeling you don’t seem to get from thisAnd I know that I’m not perfectBut we had that talk and left it in the pastBut now it’s begun to grind all around inside my mindCos the talk was bout the reasons that we can’tAnd honey, you’re everything I needIt took too long for both of us to seeI would never leave your sideAt least that is the planBut the question still remains‘Would you return to his perfect hands?’I should’ve known that’s how it goesLove can’t be shown through the thorn of a roseI did it wrong now everyone knowsLove can’t be shown through the thorn of a roseI should’ve known that’s how it goesLove can’t be shown through the thorn of a roseI did it wrong now everyone knowsLove can’t be shown through the thorn of a rose-Solo-It’s not my fault, I’m not being cynicalYou changed the game when you made it something clinicalI’m not an expert but that’s what you getWhen you make a choice that you happen to regretCos my world ended today and you didn’t go back to hisAnd it might not be ok but I’m ok with thisBecause….Cluedo! The Interactive Game:https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/cluedo-the-interactive-game-2019-tickets-56956295814?aff=efbeventtix&fbclid=IwAR2Aq-EOVyUDPTcpVpxpBseySQ_WTjhPyQd3gGPP8Cxg1lJFz0u6d48k71UBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week we are sans James but we are lucky to speak to the incomparable Emma Dean!Universal Models Lyrics:I worked with this model manOn my first day I wanted to leaveDress this way, act that way, like ‘a bimbo’That’s how you’re meant to beAnd I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…Don’t look there, look at my eyesThey’re blinded by how ‘cool’ it is in hereCool blue halter neck and white see-through pantsis what I fearAnd I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…(Oh I, I wanna get out)And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…(Oh I, I wanna get out)CHORUSOh I, I wanna get outAnd I don’t know how and I don’t know where‘Universal Models’ oh now what is that about?“Can I help you?”Oh I, I wanna get outAnd I don’t know how and I don’t know where‘Universal Models’ oh now what is that about?“Can I help you out?”So by my third day my eyes were so glazyClosed over by some shallow man“Lose weight, think quick,and get a tan”And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…(Oh I, I wanna get out)And I, I don’t like the way you’re talking to me…(Oh I, I wanna get out)CHORUSOh I hate you allI wanna get my slow revengeEvery little inch of youMust be broken, broken up so badlyGotta gotta get out gotta gotta get gotta gotta get out etc“Universal Models, can I help you?”Be sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

This week the boys dip a toe into the world of cringey high school rap!This Good-For-Nothing Town LyricsVerse 1Have you ever heard of chronic depression? I think I’ll use this sessionto admit a little confession, to inform of you mygradual progression, that is a simple regressionDeep into the open arms of unnatural obsessionBut I ask you to excuse my discretion in this jam sessionWell, rap session, but this level of expressionAnd sharing my feelings can bestow upon my listenersAn unexplained sense of aggressionTo me and mine, so if it’s fineI’ll take my time busting this rhymeSorry about that corny lineBut this is my first timeChorusI’m sick of feeling downSick of this life, it’s button downJust take a freaking look aroundAt this good for nothing townWith the most exciting place in it beingA karaoke place with the songs in KoreanI’m sick of feeling downSick of this life, it’s button downJust take a freaking look aroundAt this good for nothing townVerse 2And it’s not that I’m a bad guyI always used to think IWas everybody’s white knightTurns out I’m just a wise guySelf-Deprecating small fryI’m still dominated byThese visions form my pastthat everyone has left behindIf I could get an MRIIf you could see in my mind’s eyeThe monster that, within me hidesGod damn, you’d call the FBITill then I guess I’ll have to try toCut the damn water supplySay my prayers, try to get byUntil some decent help arrivesChorusI’m sick of feeling downSick of this life, it’s button downJust take a freaking look aroundAt this good for nothing townWith the most exciting place in it beingA karaoke place with the songs in KoreanI’m sick of feeling downSick of this life, it’s button downJust take a freaking look aroundAt this good for nothing townGuitar SoloVerse 3Well I guess that’s all you need to knowI hope that you enjoyed the showBut take this in before you goGot a problem? Let it goThe past can get you, I would knowIt takes my pain, makes it growEven decides where I goHell I’m like it’s puppet showAnd this all cliche, I knowIt’s bitchy, whiney, even soThis tortoure Is my status quoBut I’ve only got months to go!And no amount of Tae Kwon DoCrappy paintings by Van GoghTrips out to the picture show!Can change what I intensely knowLife will pick up when I goOr I don’t know myself head to toeOne more thing before I goThis is Alex blood type OChorusI’m sick of feeling downSick of this life, it’s button downJust take a freaking look aroundAt this good for nothing townWith the most exciting place in it beingA karaoke place with the songs in KoreanI’m sick of feeling downSick of this life, it’s button downJust take a freaking look aroundAt this good for nothing townOutroI’m sick of feeling downI’m sick of feeling downBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com

Who's that friendly face?! This week the boys talk with Aiden Bradley and see what he's been up to in the year since we last heard from him!'Ignore Me' Lyrics:My inbox is empty, and I'm out of friendsWoke up hurting again this morning, but it's all in my headEmpty shows and broken bones, these are the dreams we fought forNo money in my hands, no fuel in my tankNo one up on the dance floorTurn your back and count to eightand hope I go awayGo ahead and ignore me, it's not like you'd be the only oneTell me I need to be patient when you've no idea what I've doneMy nerves are on fire and my brain is fuckedBut that's the way it goesTry so hard to grab your attentionbut it all goes up in smokeI've got as much hype as I'm allowedIf it was gonna happen, it would've happened by nowGo ahead and ignore me, it's not like you'd be the only oneTell me I need to be patient when you've no idea what I've doneWe can't live on royalty chequesbut we're all rightOur rent is always latebut we'll be fineCan't seem to catch a breakbut we'll get byCan't afford another mistakeso please just tryGo ahead and ignore me, it's not like you'd be the only oneTell me I need to be patient when you've no idea what I've doneBe sure to Follow My Songs Suck on FacebookCheck out Your Man Alex Smith! on Facebook, Bandcamp, Spotify & iTunesCheck out James's other podcast Unfeatured Articles! on Facebook & iTunesAnd check out the other great podcasts from That's Not Canon Productionswww.thatsnotcanonproductions.com