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A funny, no holds barred, podcast updated weekly or whenever we feel like it

Joe, Mat, & Dan


    • Sep 16, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 139 EPISODES


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    Episode 137- Happy B-Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 71:29


    Tick tock, flip flop, crop top, shop mop. If you don’t know, you know

    Episode 136- Superman is DEAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 49:01


    When the going gets tough, the pyramids were built by Pharaoh. Do you know how they were built? Write in.

    Episode 134- Trainwreck Torpedo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 64:08


    Set in 19th century Greece, the Alabamie Shake was invented. Not invested, but invented.

    Episode 135- 5th Dimensional Chromosome

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 74:39


    Do you suffer from severe diabetes? Sucks to be you, loser.

    Episode 133- Magic Johnson has what!?!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 58:46


    Eventually, everyone gets AIDS. According to statisticians .

    Episode 132- The Tell Tale Fart

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 78:32


    Huckleberry, two-timing, hip hop dragonfly.

    Episode 131- TnT done dirt cheap

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 75:55


    Try and take this one down, Paramount. Good luck!

    Episode 130- The Komodo Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 86:13


    Saturday morning cartoons will never be the same, once we get our hands on the secret formula for Diet Dr. Pepper (not Mr. Pibb).

    Episode 129- Outrage ensues at the county zoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 72:57


    Knick Knack Paddy Whack, Boot-scootin’ freelance architect.

    Episode 128- Cat Piss, Pedos and Who the hell is on first?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 68:35


    This one is all over the place. When Dan isn’t around, we go way off script.

    Episode 127- Best Western

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 64:08


    Mat recalls a simpler time when we used to rustle up a decent episode. It’s been a while.

    Episode 126- Tales from the Minnesota State Fair

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 76:32


    Get your snacks ready for Dan’s dating story.

    Episode 125- Thonspiracy Ceories

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 89:52


    Step 1: Beat two eggs mercilessly until golden brown Step 2: Add sugar and concrete Step 4: Dance like you have crippling anemia (because you do).

    Episode 124- Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar- The Midnight Sun Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 45:29


    Join Paul and his friends as they traverse a fjord or something.

    Episode 123- 456 Reasons to bypass the church’s sanctions on birth control

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2021 66:34


    Will rodents ever be able to write in cursive? Probably.

    Episode 122- Does wearing a belt give you diarrhea?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 70:35


    MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK. HOW DO I GET TO GO BACK TO NORmal? Never mind, I got it. Thanks anyway.

    Episode 121- The long lost epic of man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 68:02


    Fasten your trousers for a wild ride back to the epitome of malpractice as we conjure the sacred wind that foreshadow bookends, turned just so.

    Episode 120- The return of the great snail scourge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 78:24


    It has been several years since the event the old timers refer to as “the dark day” has passed. It seems time has been unkind once again as we usher in a new plague of once forgotten something something.

    Episode 119- Tiny and his power glove

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 69:20


    Best movie moments and Tano’s rocks.

    Episode 118- Advanced Mathematics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 65:53


    In this episode, we test our vast knowledge of trigonometry, differential equations and general methodology. 2+2=7?!?!?

    Episode 117- What are you doing?!?!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 74:08


    Join Makayla, Morgan, Paisley, Nevaeh, Beatrice and Debbie in another exciting installment of whatever this thing is.

    Episode 116- Dan’s Back

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 67:28


    Not like his back, but he’s back on the show. I see how that could be confusing but anyway. Listen and shut up!

    Episode 115- COVIC

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 69:51


    We’re back like a chiropractor. Find out about the exciting experience Joe had with the 2019 Novel SARS Coronav

    Episode 114- JAAAAYYYYYY

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 67:13


    Jay joins us for some casual conversation and topical meanderings.

    Episode 113- I told you I’d put it up eventually.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 60:44


    My mind wanders. It’s hard to remember what this one was about. Maybe farmers markets, or how older phones used to work. Remember those jobbers that you’d have to draw circles with your finger and all that? Seriously, c’mon, is that really the best we could do at the time? Talk about lazy. Anyway, I … Continue reading "Episode 113- I told you I’d put it up eventually."

    Episode 112- The Privateers Guide to First Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 60:51


    You probably shouldn’t use any of this advice. Well, maybe the part about banging her old man.

    Episode 112- The Privateers Guide to Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 60:51


    If you have an important first date coming up, you won’t want to miss this informative episode. Enjoy!

    Episode 110-the episode after the episode before

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 70:27


    We are backwards. Can’t remember what this is about. Love, Tripp

    Episode 111- The Greatest band in the world

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 74:13


    Cancel culture is running amuck, so we take our mind off of it by compiling the greatest super group of all time.

    Episode 109- Gorilla Glue

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 73:07


    Cancel culture has gone too far and Dan is NOT having it!!!

    Episode 108- Nobel Prize Winners

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 66:13


    We discuss Greta Thunberg, Black lives matter and cops. Plus, where in the hell is Dan?!

    Episode 107- Where’s Dan?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 85:34


    A strange elitist pool party, millionaire romps in the badlands and an excessive caviar diet. Have these aloof events finally pushed Dan over the edge? We don’t know. Do you? Plus some other crap that I can’t remember.

    Episode 106- Would you look at that?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 77:19


    Come SEE what we’re up to this week. Now with 15% more visuals for your enjoyment!

    Episode 105- Unidentified Flying Retirees

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 74:37


    This is an episode of a podcast. It contains various topics and accompanying bits of information, laughter and non-sequiturs. Listen or else.

    Episode 104 – Happy New Year from the Privateers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 83:49


    The privateers reflect back on the wonderful year of 2020.

    Episode 103- Flat chests, Flat Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 73:34


    We’re joined by David Weiss, the prolific Flat-Earther. Does he make a valid case? You be the judge. We’ll be the jury.

    Episode 102- 90’s Albums

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 87:35


    The quintessential albums of the 1990’s, as curated by the Privateers. And if you act now, you’ll also get the greatest love songs of 200 BC. Shipping and handling extra.

    Episode 101- Stolen bikes and broken dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 72:30


    Mats hits his head on the wock and it huuwts wiwwy bad!

    Episode 100- We Made It!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 83:26


    100 EPISODES!! To celebrate, we pretty much just order Chinese food and eat it live. Real professionals!

    Episode 99- Deep Space with The Deep State

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 80:44


    Travel with us through the universe and ponder life’s wildest questions. Then for some reason, see how we would run this country (the right way).

    Episode 98- Vacations and Da Lil Dumpster Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 66:23


    Mat, Ryan and Tripp enjoy some quality time together, while Dan and Joe suffer endlessly. Also, what the hell is up with rappers names now?

    Episode 97- Viking Time Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 68:23


    E’ryone tryina be vikings and witches. We go waaay back to see how it really was.

    Episode 96- Phases and Body Shaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 73:23


    Phases we all went through, depression and heavy-set women.

    Episode 95- Uncle Mike

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 70:45


    Straight from California, Uncle Mike stops by to tell us about his various sordid love affairs and the prospects of new love with a VERY young girl.

    Episode 94- Qanon and other ramblings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 85:11


    We attempt to talk about Qanon without trailing off. Spoiler alert, we don’t even make it like 5 minutes.

    Episode 93- No edits? Bet you can’t!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 80:51


    Dan’s new roommate Hunter only has one testicle. We bet you can’t make it through this episode.

    Episode 92- Sexual Pediatrics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 70:12


    I swear this is not about child pornography?

    Episode 91- Bat$h!t Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 88:37


    What in the hell is wrong with this podcast? Tune in to find out.

    Episode 90- The Rise and Fall of Tripp

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 84:05


    The Privateers offer some insight into Tripp’s absence. Also, wanna know how to bag a real catch ladies? Listen up, or we’ll give you what for.

    Episode 89- Top ten porn hits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 66:26


    Weird porn and twenty year old music. What better way to spend your Tuesday afternoon? Grab a cool glass of iced tea and set yourself down in that wicker chair. It’s time for Privateers.

    Episode 88- The One & Only.. A DOG!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 104:24


    Our old friend A Dog makes a special appearance to talk about old stories and give us an inside look at his rise and fall, and rise again, or something like that.

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