Come listen to an aimless, imminent college dropout offer nothing of substance to talk about. If you just wanna amble along a long rambling tangent for a couple a' minutes, well I suppose you've come to the right place pardner.
Finally a candidate we can take seriously! Biden Mulvaney has officially announced her campaign for President!
Between method actors, psychotic billionaires, and bowling ball people... I think method actors are the worst.
We do this because we're jealous, not because we're better than king Cole.
Jake is back and ready for more! Also stop ordering cocaine to grandma's house!
Find yourself Peruvian Prison as an Irish 19 year old? Just open a hair salon and bribe the government!
Who knows who the best? (knowledge of US presidents required)
Does anybody know for sure? Some people say she's an actress but I've never seen her in anything... except for videos of her cutting peoples fingers off.
Please sir... Don't banish me to the tomato pits! I'll be good I swear! I can eat ketchup, see? (Tomato peasant force feeds himself ketchup).
All... I... Need.... is a lil' George Lopez bah bah bah nah nahnahnah.
Welcome one, welcome all! I know that I lose 75% of you every time I take a three month break, but its time to return to your King. Long live the King!
Two guys trying to guess when Risky Business came out. Nobody reads these things right?
Fortnite Fortnite Fortnite, All I can think about is Fortnite :)
Heart goes out to all that were in the making of this episode. Mostly the hamster I microwaved in the background. Don't worry he's fine... and now he has a sick tan.
Lighthearted, fun, apolitical episode about my time in German Camp. Green Mountain College, I'm your biggest fan! Also tell your friends you degenerates."Ramblings of a Mad Guy is the best show ever"-Nicki Minaj (probably)
In this episode, I definitely DO NOT call Bill Clinton a Pedophile.
In this one I talk about my future husband Nicki Minaj and AOC at the Met Gala. Surprised? "I am large, I contain multitudes"-Walt Whitman
A justification of some of my misgivings about Cancun. Mad props to Mexico as a country, Camcun... not so much. People were great but some of them also arrested me so wasn't thrilled about that.
In this episode I replace Tucker Carlson for the primetime slot with my Ted Cruz and Rush Limbaugh takes. Don't worry I was promptly fired for wearing cargo shorts and Tevas to work everyday. Whats the big deal anyway? The audience can't see my Tevas under the desk!
Welcome to Season 2! Really appreciate everyone putting their lives on pause while I took a two month Christmas vacation. Got lots goin' on 'round here; by which I mean nothing at all cuz I got Covid in Mexico. P.S. Anime sucks. P.P.S. Pick up more hitchhikers.
In this episode, Jake and his girlfriend defile my studio and on an unrelated note: Jake becomes my new co-host! We address a daddy plastic surgeon and a special tale from my past... dun Dun DUN!!
Back again with another solo ep you creeps. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you all creeps, its just been a long week of binging shitty Vice documentaries.
Get the full non-exclusive story right here. Gettin back to the basics with another solo episode here friends. Sit around the fire with your grandparents and listen to this one. Or better yet... play at your thanksgiving dinner with every generation of your family.
In this episode I talk to long time friend and partner in crime, Aaron Deardorff. We reminisce about the days of bullying our friends and ordering 1,000 dollars of fast food.
In this episode I fulfill my episode 1 promise of attempting to destroy a healthy relationship. Listen 'til the end for the thrilling conclusion! Somehow this is still a hilarious episode despite the fact that Winston made me cut half of the jokes.
Jimmy and I continue to regale the two randos about the great rescue mission of our friend and the concurrent BLM protest happening just at the top of the cliff.
In this episode, Jimmy and I tell two randos who wandered into the studio about the night we saw a bunch of UFOs and the ten minutes later when our friend fell off a 60 foot cliff. Stay tuned for Part 2 and the thrilling conclusion to this insane story. Pardon all the beeps at the end. forgot we were using a pseudonym lol
In this episode I go through the list of women that I will be marrying in the near future. Watch out Utah... here I come!
WARNING: Probably not the best idea to actually smoke DMT if you're 15. Regardless, my guest today was an expert in the craft. Sean gives a sweeping view of two very different phases in his life; intense psychedelics and Korean private equity.
In the thrilling premiere of Rhys' podcast, he chokes on his own spittle at around the 2 minute mark. He proceeds to write a description in the third person like a creep in order to appear more legitimate.
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