Rated H

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.

Yes! We hear you shout. It's time for another soul crushing sell-out from the Rated H lads!! Woo-hoo! The feature presentations from episodes 12, 14 & 15. The New York Ripper, The Craft and Sinister. Revisit such classic moments as Ben being really uncomfortable, Smokey being really pervy and both of them giggling, a lot. Not much changes really, does it?

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths. Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese. Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging TWO people along! It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore. Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the lads express their opinions on windows, cows and unnecessary jobs. Oh and on this episode? Ben has his head in his hands...again.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's. Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and for once...it's not Smokey's fault!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Scott, from the wonderful Stinking Pause, Rainbow Valley, Talking Pictures and Reel Britannia podcasts! Hear their opinions on the value of a good hiding corner, inverted triangles and uncomfortable sex scenes. Oh and on this episode? Ben's head seems to live in his hands.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything. Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable faux pas.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on saints, creepy dolls (again) and blowing their own trumpets. Oh and this episode? Ben decides to break the world record for the most amount of asides ever. On a podcast. Ever.

Well, it's that time of year again, don't pretend you haven't all been waiting for it. Yep, it's a clip show! The feature presentation reviews from episodes 7, 10 and 11. A Nightmare on Elm Street, Body Bags and Tusk. Has much changed since those halcyon days? Have we grown and matured since then? Nope. We still talk bollocks and swear a lot.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on uncomfortable viewing, disturbing pizzas and scary weapons. Oh and on this episode? Ben strikes gold, with an idea for a new podcast.

Ben brings you a sneak peek of the new venture from your Rated H hosts and some distinguished chums. Twitter - @househammerpod Email - shout@houseofhammerpodcast.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Tom, returning guest and host of the fabulous Anywhere But Here and Banned Biographies podcasts. Hear their opinions on punks, space and health and safety nightmares. Oh and this episode? Does everyone get interrupted by a cat?!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bumps in the night, Scarborough, the least sexy sex and how to be oh so wrong. Oh and on this episode? Ben's mind gets lost. If found, please return to its rightful owner.

It wouldn't be fair to only give you half the story. So here is the mouth watering conclusion to the tale, of how one man went from humble beginnings, to crisp superstardom. Broadcast 01/03/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on crisps, dolls, crisps, babysitters and corn based snacks. Oh and on this episode? Ben takes time away from being an internet sensation to become slightly uncomfortable.

He's only gone and done it again, Ben has got himself on the radio. This time, even more people can hear his descent into complete madness. Broadcast 08/02/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on oral trauma, aural trauma and bovine trauma. Oh and on this episode? Something really should've been edited out...but wasn't.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wife beaters, how to have a Christmas spirit and getting a little soppy. Oh and on this episode? Ben takes us down memory lane, again...and its awesome!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on literary classics, not so classic literature and how not to fill a film with unnecessary plot lines. Oh and on this episode? Ben tries to convince us all, he's a podcaster and not a serial killer.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Not what was planned, but we felt you deserved something special. For one time only, we bring back an old favourite.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on scuttling, haircuts and the ability to hold a camera steady. Oh and on this episode? The boys realise just how handy their GCSE French really is.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on seaweed, holes, VVitches and the correct term for a spinny clothes dryer thing. Oh and on this episode? Smokey gets angry...or SMangry...if you will.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear the opinions on activities for teenage girls, what to do when your friend dies and why we all need to be better prepared. Oh and on this episode? The boys discover what sexism and misogyny really is.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals. Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence. Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.

Not content with being a mere podcasting legend, Ben also has to grab an extra 15 seconds of fame on national radio. Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty and gets offered a toastie.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. Its Gabriela, from the awesome You Won't Forget Me, Muscles From Brussels, By Projection Light and Here Lies Amicus podcasts. Hear their opinions on being a true wordsmith, dodgy Skype connections and lycanthropic appendages. Oh and on this episode? Smokey wants an answer to a question, no one has ever asked before.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging not one but TWO people along. It's Ali and Cev from the awesome Film Guff podcast! Hear their opinions on correct beer temperatures, their shared feelings on opera and why the fast forward button is incredibly important. Oh and on this episode, Ben dispenses with a particular item of clothing.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on, having different opinions, uncomfortable post coital scenes, people being wrong and sibling rivalry. Oh and this episode? The lads drink beer and record for a lot longer than normal.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on, staying inside, being quiet, pointless scenes and people with no sense of humour. Oh and on this episode? Smokey says he's not going to rant about something. Then rants about it.

Once again, this wasn't asked for, but it's being forced upon you. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 4-6. Evilspeak, 30 Days of Night and The Abominable Dr Phibes. Had we grown into our craft? A little. Was Ben still recording from an echoey office? Yep. Was Smokey becoming more of a pervert? Definitely.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on breaking ice, zones that may be dead and grudges that may just not be worth it. Oh and on this episode? Ben decides he's gone too far. Finally.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on getting the rage, getting the anger, getting the Pepsi and getting the horn. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a point. Ben disagrees. Again.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on surprising acting, bad acting, good acting and things that just don't make any sense. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey get a bit ranty...ok...Smokey does.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on jokers, smokers and midnight...runs through the woods. Oh and this episode? A cheeky bit of quiz show thievery occurs.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on birds, lambs, dogs and moths. Oh and this episode? The most disgusting outtakes ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections. Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.

Trailer for the forthcoming podcast, The Muscles from Brussels. Ben and Smokey were honoured to be guests on the very first episode. A lot of fun was had, many dodgy accents flowed and every high kicking second was covered. Many thanks to our lovely and wonderful friend Gabriela, for the invite.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff. Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken. Oh and this episode? A certain accent, may make a reappearance.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws. Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts! Hear their opinions on sausages, getting over excited and surprise canine guests. Oh and on this episode? Most. Outtakes. Ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns. Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns. Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before. Because it's filthy.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges. Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.

A little bonus. Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes. Should we have released this? You decide.

Ben and Smokey take you on truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast. Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.