Join two ex coworkers as they attempt to escape the harsh realities of their 9-5 jobs and recap the Bachelor/Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise. Shaye is a first time bachelor consumer, and Keilah is in too deep for her own good.
AHHH it's our 40th episode as well as the Finale for Claytons season!! So many thoughts and feelings at the end of his season. We discuss them all and more. Thanks for joining us on this "journey" and we are excited to see what the future brings to this franchise and to our lives :) -Keilah & Shaye
We have so much to discuss this episode! We recap the women tell all and then get into the fantasy suite episode. Cannot WAIT for next week to see how this all concludes. See you then :) -Keilah & Shaye
Hometowns are upon us! Next week we will be releasing our recap on Wednesday because we have Women Tell All on Monday and Fantasy Suites on Tuesday. Not looking forward to the devastation that may be the rest of the season...but we will have to see how it ends. See you next week! -Keilah & Shaye
Welcome back. So..... the first episode we recorded had some audio issues and we couldn't post it. But here we are again, giving you an abridged version of our thoughts. Because we are C O M M I T T E D to recapping and finishing Colton's season. See you all next week :) -Keilah & Shaye
We finally see Shenae go home!! Long awaited and we are so ready to move on with our lives. We get one on ones with Teddi and Sarah, a knight themed group date, and a "to be continued" on the Sarah/Mara drama. See you next week :) -Keilah & Shaye
This week we see one on one's with Serene and Gabby, we get some more Shenae d.r.a.m.a. and we continue to question Clayton on all of his decisions. We have a group date where they roast Clayton and each other, and we see some Sarah and Mara drama. Next week it looks like we finally get the two-on-one where (fingers crossed) Shenae may go home. Tune in next week where we hopefully are discussing Shenae's exit! -Keilah & Shaye
This week was a little more interesting than last week, even though we are stilling dealing with Shanea's Shenanigans. Rachel gets a one on one and she could definitely take this home if Clayton doesn't mess up too badly. We are starting to love Gabby!! She has grown on us for sure. Excited for next week and fingers crossed Shenae goes home so we can stop talking about her. -Keilah & Shaye
We missed you all last week- a week without podcasting is a week too long. We start right off with the Cassidy drama, and then we still have Shanea drama... our favorite storylines ever. We get a one on one with Sarah this week, a Baywatch group date, and we crave shrimp. Hopefully the season starts to go up from here. We are holding it down for you all until then. Join us next week! -Keilah & Shaye
This week Shaye gets covid to try and avoid watching the rest of the season. We learn that Cassidy avoids children and we get to see Hillary Duff!! Susie and Clayton are endgame as long as Clayton doesn't mess things up. If not, maybe a future bachelorette? Join us in TWO weeks for another recap! Next week is an off week for the bachelor. Stay healthy and safe! -Keilah & Shaye
Welcome back for a new season of the Bachelor, and Shaye's first ever Bachelor season to watch. We discuss the the women's entrances, first impressions, and make predictions of who will make it to the top four. Also we will be releasing episodes on Tuesday nights for this season since the show is airing on Monday's again. See you next week :) -Keilah & Shaye
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE! (or new year depending on when you listen). Excited for 2022 and for a new cast. Join Shaye and I as we reminisce on our past year and talk about goals for the new year. We also go through Clayton's cast photos on Womens Health Magazine if you want to follow along. We make wild assumptions on women with little to no information, so it's a great time. Cheers to a new year and new season of The Bachelor :) -Keilah & Shaye
Congratulations to Michelle and Nayte! What a satisfying end to one of the most iconic seasons yet. Brandon will be just fine, as long as he doesn't owe anyone for that ring he threw into the ocean. Later this week we will release an analysis of Claytons cast of ladies and so it begins again... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year :) -Keilah & Shaye
It's Fantasy suite week!!! We are in Mexico with Panini and Tomate
Tonight we share our thoughts on the Men Tell All. We discuss all of our favorite men once again, and some of our not so favorite men. We play some games, talk about haircut psychology, and share our excitement for Clayton/Colton's season of the bachelor! Cannot wait. Thanks for joining! we will see you next week for fantasy suites. Until then, ~Keilah & Shaye
Hello! We come to you from California and Texas as we recap Nayte, Rodney, Joe, and Brandons hometown dates with Michelle! We make predictions on who will win, hold space for the True Underdog, and discuss if Keilah's cat secretly hates her. We will be back in a few days for our recap of the Men Tell All. See you soon :) -Keilah and Shaye
Happy Thanksgiving Week! We welcome Angela back once more to help recap the pre-hometown episode :) We discuss Clayton and his "journey," farm dates, and our thoughts on Brandon. We also make predictions for the end of the season. Thanks for joining us! -Keilah & Angela (and Shaye in Spirit)
We are in Minnesota this week! We speculate on Michelle's parents relationship, and make predictions of whether Joe or Nayte will take it all the way. Joe and Nayte are the true contenders right now and everyone else is a PRETENDER. Except for our King Rodney, of course. Keilah is betting Nayte will win while Shaye is putting his money on Joe. Let us know what we should put on the line. Also, as we debate "two-faced MARTIN"... Keilah injures herself. It's a wild ride so buckle. up. As always, thanks for tuning in and we will see y'all next week :) -Keilah & Shaye
Martin get's a one on one, we have a slumber party with no slumber, and how are we feeling about Rick? We still don't know. Has Michelle never eaten M&m's??? We are concerned. ALSO - will Clayton do anything of note? Also concerned about that. Join us next week for another recap :) -Keilah & Shaye
This episode we get the satisfaction of Jamie being held accountable, and DO WE LIKE RICK?!?! Our top four prediction is Joe, Nayte, Rick and Brandon. Join us next Wednesday for another recap! -Keilah & Shaye
Welcome back as we recap another episode of our King Michelle. Is Rick a serial killer.. how is Nayte SO bad at basketball.. and has Rodney ever eaten an apple before? Also Keilah has to take back ALL of her predictions about Jaime, Katie & Blake, and LT. But she may right about Brandon. -Keilah & Shaye
Michelles season begins and we cannot get enough of our queen. We agree that Michelle is too good for the show and that no man will ever measure up. But we truly believe she will find love regardless. Let the journey begin ;) -Keilah & Shaye
Join us (and Keilah's foster kittens) as we make baseless assumptions about Michelle's men. Excited for the season to begin! -Keilah & Shaye
Paradise is over! We see breakups, engagements, and post paradise makeups. Thanks for joining us in paradise purgatory. Next week we will go over the bios of Michelle's men and make snap judgements based off of no information at all. See you next week :) -Keilah & Shaye
This week we rally to bring you our recap of the penultimate episode of paradise. Thanks for tuning in! -Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we eat popcorn and drink wine from mugs. Will Tia choose her china pot or James? Which couples will stay together and which ones will end forever. We briefly discuss Gabby Petito and also do our Ted Lasso recap. Join us next week as Paradise starts to wrap up! -Keilah & Shaye
Shaye is back! We recap week 5 of bachelor in paradise. Pieper and Brendan are confronted and leave the beach, Tia meets the tatted man of her dreams, and Ivan needs to learn to read the room. Dr. Joe also drinks a bug. Also some Ted Lasso spoilers and discussion towards the end. See y'all next week! -Keilah & Shaye
We are so happy to have our first guest host, Angela! We discuss the Kendall/Joe/Serena entanglement. All hail our queen Natasha. Excited to see what happens with Pieper and Brendan next week. Tune in next Wednesday evening for another recap! -Keilah & Angela (and Shaye from a distance)
Join us as we recap another week in Bachelor in Paradise world. We witness the demise of many relationships, include a confusing conversation between Noah and Abigail. Jessenia and Ivan are not meant to be, apparently. Mari and Kenny and Demi have a thing. Cake is lost. Will Serena and Joe survive Kendall coming to the Beach? As long as Riley and Maurissa are safe we are happy. Thanks for tuning in for another week of Rose Dive. Next weeks episode will be released next Thursday and will include our first guest host! -Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we recap the 2nd week of Bachelor in Paradise! We see category 4 Demi and her disastrous date with Brendan (who may or may not have a girlfriend at home). We discuss Victoria P. losing her calm, and losing James. .......the return of Thomas- did everyone know that he is 6'6"? And we discover that Riley has the best game in the show. Tune in next week to see if Connor is still playing his guitar. :) -Keilah and Shaye
The Rose Dive crew is back and recapping the new season of bachelor in paradise! We discuss the rumors about who the next bachelor will be and give our thoughts on the budding relationships that are starting in "paradise." Join us next Wednesday when we recap episodes 2 and 3! ~Keilah & Shaye
What a wild ride. Katie's season is finally over. And what a happy ending :) Was Aunt Lindsay the biggest villain of the season? Was Greg actually Meryl Streep in a mask? and how much maple syrup did they use?! Questions that will remain unanswered. Thanks for tuning in all season with us. Join us next week as we begin our bachelor in paradise recaps! -Keilah & Shaye
Join in on our lively discussion about Greg and Katie as we witness the demise of their relationship. Is Greg adopted? Is Justin mentally prepared to potentially win? Episodes now available on Apply podcasts! Tune in next week for the final conclusion to the season. ~Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we recap the Men Tell All episode. Michael A. is a father and a Daddy. Are our opinions of Katie changing? We end the episode with our theories on how the season will end. Tune in next week when we recap the hometowns episode! - Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we fan over Michael A. Michael A. for Bachelor, for bachelor in paradise, for Katie, and for me. This week Katie makes some tough decisions and some decisions that were not so tough (who is Brendon)? Brendon doesn't even know why he is still here. At least he has chapstick. Tune in next week for another recap. -Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we recap episode 6 of Katie Thurston's journey to find love. All of our predictions about Conor come to fruition. The bachelorette almost becomes a murder trial. Listen in next week to hear us roast each other. ~Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we recap Katie Thurston's 5th episode. We find out that Shaye likes nature. Also, Michael A. for Bachelor
Grab some Taco Bell and join our spicy recap of this week's episode of Katie Thurston's Bachelorette journey. Greg give us a geography lesson, Thomas gets demonsterized, and Blake locks himself out of his hotel room. Tune in next week to see which 3 of Keilah's top 4 go home. ~Keilah & Shaye
Karl is gone, Michael is the love of our life, and is the contestant James actually Michael's son?? Tune in next week. -Keilah & Shaye
Join us as we recap episode two of Katie Thurston's season. We have some heated thoughts on the episode and some polar opposite opinions. Towards the end Shaye shares his strategy if he were a contestant on the show, and my kittens make a surprise appearance. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy!
A cat, a box, and an RV walk into a bar... Tune in next week. -Keilah & Shaye