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Welcome... to Carrie's single-minded obsession with herself. Certainly everyone's got Carrie on the brain, is in love with Carrie, can't get over Carrie, and is constantly thinking about Carrie Carrie Carrie! Otherwise, this is an amazing Bunny episode, Miranda is becoming delusional, and Maria is an abuser. Thanks for tuning in!!!

TeChNiCaL dIfFiCuLtIeS prevented this ep from getting up quicker, but fear not, as we've now got a backlog for you all to enjoy in the coming weeks. In this episode, they basically re-hash the entire idea behind "The Fuck Buddy" (S2E14). We see the end of Ray & Carrie and the beginning of Miranda & chocolate, as well as a lot of Trey's John-Thomas. Special bonus points to Miranda, Charlotte, and Carrie for being incredibly shitty about Samantha dating Maria. Thanks for tuning in, loves!

HELLO WORLD! Antoinetta's back from vacation, and we have an episode for you from... before she went on vacation? Huh. In any case, we're joined by our lovely friend Diana who engages in a dialogue about men's bathroom habits. Enjoy, and we'll be back to recording this week! Thanks, we love you all!

**Sorry, had some trouble with the audio on this one, which is why we say in the ep that it's still March, ha! Another ep is coming to ya very soon.** Great, iconic ep for ya here in which Carrie rises and falls spectacularly. Random photographer man, Charlotte backtracking on her own vagina, Samantha's breast ("See my breast? Right there."), and Miranda being kind of an ass-- this episode has it all. Hope you enjoy :D

Sorry for some weird audio-- Antoinetta's mic was low, AND she was speaking in a hoarse whisper because it's been COLD AF in Chicago. Anyway, SATCast kicks off Season 4 in style with Carrie's 35th birthday, Samantha's cum-to-Jesus moment and Big creepily lurking in the background of all our thoughts and dreams. Hope you like!!

**CW: If offensive language about trans people upsets you, this episode of Sex and the City isn't great, might want to skip** We finally made it to the end of Season 3!! We dodge horrifyingly offensive trans jokes (really bad even by this show's low standards) to get at the heart of Carrie and Miranda's fight. Hint: Carrie's the asshole again :)

Hellerrrr, we're getting better at this "regular episode" thing and are hoping to just keep improving day by day, you know? Today Carrie wonders how her self-centeredness will come back to haunt HER, which is very on-brand. She harasses Natasha, and we're supposed to like that or something. Charlotte has a great episode, and we're sooo pumped for Season 4. Love youse :)

BACK BACK BACK AGAIN!! Feels great to return, listeners, and we're exploring the delicate relationship of our beloved Charlotte and Samantha. Other stuff happens, too, and we had to shave down 14 full minutes of us talking about funerals for your maximum enjoyment. We hope to be in your ears much more in 2019. We love you all!

Sorry we're never around, we're trying to be better about that this holiday season for our loyal SATCastians!! This episode is pretty great all around. It's a standalone episode that has barely any connections to larger plots beyond Charlotte & Trey, yet it's well written and funny enough to stand out. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

More boring LA poop. We get a number of celebrity cameos again, and Carrie thinks she's s o m e b o d y when really she's absolutely no one. We are so anxious to get back to New York and not just for the cigarettes... yawn!

Sorry we've been so late! [Technical difficulties card from the Simpsons]. In this episode, the ladies leave New York, and Carrie seriously fucks up her career for no reason. We have a few celebrity cameos and one creepy flesh-colored mustache. Enjoy :)

Carrie ruins Charlotte's wedding, Aidan's life. We make some horrible Scottish accents and laugh at Samantha's sassiness. Trey can't get it up!

Sorry for late upload!! This episode is most notable as the one where Natasha finds Carrie in her home. We discuss how Carrie plays the entire situation like a perpetual victim with no agency whatsoever, it's great.

WE'RE BACK!!! [Countess Luann voice] Can you believe it, girls? After months of your patience, we're finally back to podcasting with a classic tale of Carrie being a total ass (with bonus Big being an ass!) Thanks for loving us, and don't forget to reach out.

Well, here we are... the episode you've all been dreading. Carrie's relationship takes a turn for the worse, Charlotte gets alrightied, Samantha gets funky-spunked, and Miranda and Steve say their farewells. We'll be on a break until May, so remember to get your fill of SATCast back-episodes and Instagram content in the meantime :)

We have our editor Brad on the program to discuss Big's return to the fold. We watch Steve's descent into madness, Charlotte becoming "revirginized" (ugh), and Samantha thinking she's menopausal when she's... *squints* 40 years old.

Hello, welcome back to the "Carrie Is Annoying-cast." JK, but she's really a pill in this one. We return to the land of Scat-cast mercifully, Samantha has a joke of a storyline, and Charlotte finally meets her knight in shining... *squints* tan suit? We'll let you figure that one out.

Welcome back to Scatcast-- err SATCast. Aidan condescendingly reminds Carrie what romance is, in case she had any original thoughts of her own, and we generally hate him in this episode. Samantha is slut-shamed yet again, not only by her friends, but also her neighbors! She also gets a glimpse of vintage Willam Belli

Sorry for the delay in upload, friends! *Technical difficulties music plays* Welcome to part 2 of the most offensive SATC episodes ever. Here, joined by the lovely @misskellyhogan we explore an episode filled to the brim with racist dialogue. On the flip side, we meet Aidan, which doesn't really make up for anything because the episode is so bad.

Hey, you're here just in time to review one of Sex and the City's most offensive episodes with us! It's simply horrible! Enjoy us cringing through it-- it'll gear you up for next week, which is JUST as offensive, if not more. We here at SATCast are doing the heavy lifting for you all, so enjoy.

Welcome back! This episode is just Carrie obsessing about Natasha, which sounds boring, but it's actually quite good. Join us for an in-depth look into Carrie's bonkers neuroses.

Sex and the City continues with the original piss-obsessed politician: Bill Kelley, played by John Slattery. Carrie and Miranda get cold feet, Samantha dates a man a foot shorter than she is, and Charlotte tries to get a foot in the door. Check out our Instagram @satcast because we love new friends.

We're baaaaaaaaack. Join us as we talk through a brand spankin' new season. Today we've got Samantha acting questionably, Carrie getting pressured, Charlotte almost getting punched, and Miranda conquering blindness. We also meet Ricky Fantucci, your new fave. Hit us up on social, we love hearing from you.

We're closing out Season 2, along with 2017, y'all! So many emotions at play here, along with Carrie and Big's infamous restaurant scene. We implore you to watch along if you haven't been already. This episode is one of the goodies. We love you all. We may take a break for the holidays or start Season 3 right away, we haven't really decided. Stay tuned to find out, heh :)

Hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving! Our friends travel to the Hamptons to have a terrible time together. Charlotte gets an STI, Samantha starts a rivalry, Miranda cooks, I guess, Carrie dates Art Garfunkel, and much more. We're introduced to Natasha Naginsky, and trouble is already afoot. This episode sets up for next week's big finale, so make sure you stick around to see how it all pans out. Love yous.

Katrina's mom (!!!) joins us to explore a particularly disturbing example of Carrie's narcissism. Carrie meets an addict, derails him from AA, then muses about how great she is in bed when he relapses. It's pretty much as bad as it sounds, too.

This week we invite a real life cishet man (our pal Pat Scott) to discuss premature ejaculation, as you do. Our ladies are revisited by Justin Theroux, who is inexplicably a totally different character than in season one, and Carrie falls in love with his weird mom. Samantha has some amazing one-liners that, even on their own, make this episode a step above the last two, so we hope you dig it.

Welcome to another shitty filler episode! This episode has neither fucks nor buddies, much less a fuck buddy. Okay, there's ONE fuck buddy, and Carrie tries to date him because of course she does. Next week will be better for us all. STAY TUNED (really, we promise).

Join us as we celebrate Halloween by discussing the worst, saddest, stupidest, cringiest, and weirdest moments on the show. BOO!

We're going to level with you guys-- this episode sucks. We see Carrie being ignorant, and we also see Miranda's boob. There's some great stuff still to come in a few episodes, though, so stay tuned :)

This week we discuss what is probably the saddest episode of the entire run of the show. It's one of our favorites, and we hope we did it justice for you all. Hit us up if you'd trade foot rubs for expensive shoes.

Hi everyone! There was a yuge storm this week in Chicago, so we try out a bit of long-distance podcasting, so sorry for the difference in quality. We discuss this week's episode Evolution, which sees Miranda getting shamed, Samantha getting hurt, and Carrie getting more of Big's bullshit. Also, we discuss how Charlotte makes a horrible decision dumping a lovely man because he's not manly enough. Next week is one of our FAVORITE episodes ever, so stay tuned! :)

A little bit of a warning: This episode of Sex and the City is pretty racist towards Asian people and plays into the myth of the Orient heavy-handedly. We discuss and critique that and all the other issues at work here along with our friend & guest, Nikki. We also talk a bit about the drama surrounding the ill-fated third Sex and the City movie at the top of the program.

This week we tackle one of the greatest mysteries of our time: How is it that some of these grown-ass women in NYC in the 90s have never seen an uncircumcised penis? What the what?? Other notable moments include Big at his worst so far, Cookie Monster onesies, Steve's hot dog voice, and a non-existent plot for Samantha. Remember to hit us up on Instagram, Twitter, iTunes, and everywhere else. We love you all.

We sit down with Brad to discuss why some people seem to hate Steve Brady. Where do you stand? **Apologies for some messed up sound quality at the end!!**

We're baaaaack! Antoinetta still has a sore throat, so apologies for her froggy voice as we weave our way through one of the touchstone episodes of the early seasons. Often named on best-episode lists, this episode has many of the hallmarks we expect of the later seasons of SATC that we know and love. Remember to like, share, retweet, regram, email, rate, review, subscribe, and many more verbs @ us. We love to hear from you.

All of our ladies' storylines converge in one spot this week, which creates an interesting dynamic for us, as viewers. Charlotte and Samantha have problems with flings, and Carrie and Miranda just get straight-up dicked around. We see Carrie make the same mistakes with Big as she did in season 1, and things are just heating up. Remember to like, share, subscribe, review, and any other verb you can think of to interact with this cast. We love hearing from you.

New episode for ya nerve! This week, we're joined by the hilarious and talented Lauren LaBorde ( https://twitter.com/laurenlaborde ) as we discuss Carrie being an unreliable narrator and lying to her friends, Charlotte's brief toe-dip into the world of "power lesbians," (which may as well be another species in this particularly dated episode) Miranda's incessant need to cover up her true identity as a power lesbian, and Samantha's grooming habits. Make sure to check out our Instagram @satcast, and tell your friends about us while simultaneously subscribing and reviewing us on iTunes-- is that so much to ask?

Greeeetings, muahaha. Today we enter the terrifying realm... of Carrie's second run with Big. *Thunder clap.* Behold the horror within. Anyway, we also explore all the life and death metaphors in this episode and talk about how Miranda's a really great, relatable lady. Charlotte has a supernatural experience, and Samantha also gets her own divine intervention. Enjoy, my pretties... hehehehehe! (And remember to like, share, review, & subscribe)

This week's episode has what is probably one of the most oft-remembered moments from the show's first seasons: Single and Fabulous ? ? ? with the question mark heard 'round Manhattan. We see Carrie and the gang trying to become secure in their roles as single 30-something women, to varying degrees of success. Be sure to subscribe and review us on iTunes if you're into us, and like and share us @satcast on Instagram and @thesatcast on Twitter.

Hi listeners! This week, inspired by last week's episode, The Freak Show, we bring you an episode full to the brim with tales of freaky dates and interactions. We tell many of our own tales of terror while also including stories we got via phone, email, and interviews. Prepare yourselves for the horror within- the wild world of dating awaits.

Hello friends, we're back again with The Freak Show, talking about how the dating world is full of freaks. Carrie shows her vulnerable side, we hear some creepy circus music, and generally it's a pretty relatable episode. We're crafting a bonus episode related to this one, so stay tuned for that, and don't forget to like and share us on Instagram @satcast and Twitter @thesatcast.

Hi friends! We're joined by our dear friend Diana, as we meet Susan Sharon and watch how our ladies just don't give a damn about her relationship with her shitty, abusive husband. It's a pretty depressing episode, especially with Charlotte going all Lena and Lamby on poor Henry and Carrie walking right back into a Mr. Big bear trap, but we see Samantha's triumphant return to the land of big dicks and prosperity, so at least there's that. As always, review and subscribe to us on iTunes, and follow us @Satcast on Instagram and @theSatcast on Twitter. Love you all.

WE'RE HERE!! We're kicking off season 2, and we couldn't be happier. Katrina, Antoinetta, Samantha, and James's tiny penis, we're one big happy family. This season is where all the good stuff kicks off, and some of our favorite and deepest episodes are coming up. It's a long one as well, with 5 more episodes than season 1! We'll be here for the long haul, making more content for you lovely people. Hang out with us and enjoy, and make sure to visit our social media @satcast on Instagram and @thesatcast on Twitter and regram/retweet the hell out of us.

Hey y'all! Sorry we missed a week, we explain herein. Anyway, here's your season 1 finale M E G A E P I S O D E ! ! ! to make up for it. We're joined by Sammy (Katrina's sister) and Circe (catch her at fuckinyikes.tumblr.com ), and we have a spirited discussion fit for the end of the first season of your favorite show and your favoritest podcast, as well. Carrie comes to a crossroads about Big, Miranda dates another schlub, Skipper returns (!), Charlotte gets freaky, and Samantha faces her biggest challenge so far. We can't wait for season 2, since that's when we get into some of the good stuff, so we're going to try and ramp up our social media game and start producing some great content that we think you'll really enjoy. See you on the other side, "Catholic Guys"!

Insane apologies for the long delay on this episode! Your favorite team of pod people was hit with the triple whammy of technical difficulties, personal tragedy, and a co-host on vacation. But we're here, and there are three of us this week, as our sound editor, Brad, sits down to give us the white cis str8 male perspective you've been dying to hear (heh). Carrie farts, and it sends her entire life into a tailspin, which seems pretty par for the Carrie course in Season 1. We will be off this coming week as we anxiously await Katrina's return from vacation just in time to give you the Season 1 finale bonanza you've all been waiting for. Hope you join us then!

Our pals pick us up on their way to an old friend's (yes, another one) weird baby shower in Connecticut. Carrie is again somehow the biggest baby in the room and Samantha is at peak brilliance. We go on a wild tangent in the middle of this one, and we also added some fancy new sound clips for ~atmosphere~. Let us know yea or nay on those. Enjoy!

We're getting there!! The end is in sight!! Ahh!! This week, Carrie freaks out yet again over something easily solvable, we meet Bunny 1.0 (and THE Rabbit, heh), Samantha takes on a fixer-upper of a man, and Miranda ushers Charlotte into a whole new world that she should've already known about.

We're getting to the end of season 1, rejoice!! Today, we mostly discuss Charlotte being more sexually adventurous than Carrie (who's already described herself as a sexual anthropologist somehow) and Carrie exploring the world of deranged jealousy, but also Samantha getting herself into a sticky sitch and Miranda going from looking like Dick Tracy to her hottest outfit ever in one episode. Join us, we have marabou.

Greetings! We're back after a week off with a fresh episode for your nerve. This week, we join our friends as they tackle their preconceived notions of monogamy, relationships in general, and themselves. In this episode, Skipper is basically a serial killer, Charlotte and Carrie are unrealistic prudes, and Carrie continues to fail in her relationship because of poor communication skills-- what fun!

Today, we're joined by our hilarious friend and extra special guest host, Dave. The three of us dissect the episode, including Carrie's bus ad, Chinese food and cheese buying. Dave tries to get us to think more positively about Carrie, and we obviously debate him on that. It's a gem and a treat.