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Plastic surgery takes center stage—BBLs, nose jobs, fillers, and the rest. Unapologetic, unfiltered takes on the procedures everyone's getting (and pretending they're not).
We've all been mean before. Whether you meant to or not, admit it, you were an asshole. I this episode we talk about some of the times we were d-bags, and also list from A-Z, things that fit that category.
The guys talk about how stupid New Years resolutions are, then we proceed to make our own.
The boys talk about some of their favorite ONE HIT WONDERS. No one is surprised about Jon's terrible taste in music!
We know, the Holiday's can be a depressing time. But if you think you have it bad, wait until you hear some real tragedies that happened around this time
Don't know about you, but we are starting to feel old. Kids these days... am I right? We discuss some things that make us feel old, things that we just don't understand about the youths, and even some current slang trivia.
Shout out to all the baby mommas out there! This one's for you!
So you call yourself a "SpOrTs FaN" huh? Everyone watches football. Baseball is Americas Pastime. You think that now because you watch soccer, you're better than everyone? Well what do you know about cheese racing? Hobbies Horse Show? What about Calcio Storico, basically imagine if the NFL, Rugby and the UCF from the 90's had a twisted ass baby! Take your helmet off and pick up the cheese wheel, LETS GO!
We discuss some of our favorite songs and also some of our worst. Naughty and nice lists and a gift exchange!
In today's episode we discuss the little things you do that could make you a trashy person. Maybe it's clipping your toe nails on an airplane, maybe it's the way you clean your ass. Either way everyone has a little trash inside of them.
Times are hard, and we're ready to point the finger. We try and figure out who's responsible for the crazy inflation and how we plan to combat it. Plus a little game at the end where the loser takes a shot.
The guys are drafting a super team for different sporting categories. From uniforms to tailgating. Listen in and let us know who you think won!
Did you have a weird neighbor who thought their pet opossum was just the cutest? Maybe a crazy aunt who had a beady eyed rat as her plus one? This one's for you.
Welcome to the wackiest episode of "Chaos & Coffee," where we dive headfirst into the wildest current events from June 2023! Buckle up and grab your life jackets as we explore the depths of the ocean with the Titanic submersible, dodge relentless Instagram product ads, and race through town in electric car chases! Join your hosts, Jolly Jules and Hysterical Harry, as they navigate the curious world of underwater exploration. Hear the tale of Captain Daring Dave and his daring dive into the depths to find the lost remote control. Did he really discover a hidden civilization of mermaids or just a stash of forgotten pizza crusts? Tune in to find out! Next up, we tackle the pervasive presence of Instagram product ads that seem to pop up every time you blink. Are they secretly spying on us or just trying to tempt us with a never-ending supply of self-stirring coffee mugs? We'll share our tips on how to outsmart those sneaky algorithms and avoid ending up with a closet full of banana slicers. Finally, hold on tight as we race through the streets in the latest trend of electric car chases. Who needs the Fast and Furious when you can witness Granny Gertrude zooming past on her suped-up mobility scooter? Find out how local authorities are trying to keep up with the increasing demand for electric getaway vehicles and what happens when you accidentally mix up your self-driving car with the ice cream truck. So grab your popcorn and prepare for a sidesplitting, rib-tickling adventure through the absurdities of June 2023. We promise you'll laugh until your coffee comes out of your nose (but please don't try that with your new self-stirring mug). It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss on this hilarious episode of "Chaos & Coffee"! Note: This podcast episode description is meant to be funny and fictional. It does not represent real current events in June 2023.
We break down some unbelievable robberies and heists. Also discuss the greatest heist movies.
This episode, we talk about some of our past jobs, some funny stories and what our dream jobs would be.
Some of the wildest definitions from the famous Urban Dictionary
If you're broke as hell, this is the episode for you.
Whether it's fair or not, it's hilarious to go back and look at news articles and things people said and judge them for what we know now. Here are some of the most shocking and a few that surprised us.
One thing that isn't said enough is, Woman Really SUCK! Hear us talk about some of the worst of them!
Whether you hate or love Valentines Day, it ain't going nowhere. Here's our thoughts
Sports betting has replaced weather as the Go To small talk convo starter. It's new to Ohio and we talk about what we know and more importantly what we don't
Happy Festivus! Find out why Jon never believed in Santa.
Ever stood in the shower and had a random thought? Like, "Most people aren't scared of being alone in the dark — they're scared of not being alone in the dark."
A little controversial, we are diving into body image and everything surrounding it
If you read this please email sorryinadvancepodcast@gmail.com. If you are the first one to send the email you will win a prize.
Crypto is confusing, but if you've come here to looking for answers you don't know us very well!
We've all heard of the term Alpha Male. Where did this come from? Who are some well known AMs?
We talk about our own school experiences and what we think schools should be teaching
Grab a beer and see how many times you have to drink!
Ever wonder why you didn't get that auto loan, or maybe why your dumb ass didn't get into college? Keep telling yourself it wasn't the 14 you got on the ACT.
We all know that the story we were told in school about Thanksgiving was a load BS. But do you know what really happened?
Are you superstitious or do you actually just have OCD? Well we're here to give you unsolicited medical advice!
Questions from our listeners. We've gathered some of the best questions our listeners have sent us and answered them with maybe a little too much information.
Pretty self explanatory, what really bugs the shit about you?
What did the Mexican say to Zeus? He said, "Jesus"
Everyone liked the Zombie episode so much we decided to do another one. This time it's an astroid. Not sure all the plywood in the world would protect Jon from this one!
Is it us or do white people have the lamest hobbies? We take a deeper look into some of these and even gave some a try!
Ever wonder who the hell was Humpty and why his Dumpty ass sat on that wall? Yeah, neither did we, thats why we decided to dig deeper into the back stories of some of the most popular nursery rhymes. Spoiler Alert, some are pretty messed up.
Do you listen to our podcast and think, Jon has no idea what he's talking about? Well you aren't alone, and neither is Jon. This episode we discuss some of the things movies and TV shows have gotten wrong.
Two years of doing this podcast and we're pretty sure we've moved up from train wreck to bus crash! Cheers!
Nick and Jon shoot the shit about a couple of assassinations and Danny is missing because he caught the RONA
BCS, College Football Playoff. How did we get here? Is this the best option? Only we have the answer!
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