Table Tales

In this first episode of Table Tales, meet the cast and one literal "crew" of this first arc we embark on! There's about an hour of character creation and introduction to the world that is "Monster of the Week"! Charles, Simmon, and Prof. Balor set out to find if there's a vampire in their midst or if someone just wants it to seem that way! Enjoy their expertise interrogation skills and want to talk to literally every single person they can talk to. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week the boys are really in it now! Car chases and gun fights a plenty. Blood is spilled and no one cares even a little bit about the repercussions of that. Also, a mystery is solved. But that just leads to...another mystery! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week the boys have started a new job working for Dracula himself. Balor and Charles go off and do a little "digging up the dirt" by talking to an "old friend" who is "well endowed" with some information. In a roll that challenged Adam to his very core, Simmon has to sit in a chair on Tinder all day. Thomas learns a valuable lesson about how many characters he can play at once! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

After the boys get some upgrades, they head out on the road to a snowy resort with a request from their new friend, Victor Frankenstein to find some precious and rare gems. While up there, Chuck steals valor, Simmon practices Conflict Resolution, and Balor also does a thing. And nothing bad happens at all....not a single...thing....  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Enjoy! We release weekly now!  In this episode, the boys pull some sneaky tricks on Betsy and make their way down the list of subjects. While the zombies beat on the windows, the mystery beats on in this whodunnit and also whodunwhat? One of those questions gets answered but beware, there are some rats in this mix... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

A plan starts to come together and once a hand is returned, things start to get a little hairy for the boys. Balor and Chuck stay home and Simmon hears a prophecy, set to change their entire lives. But beware, it all changes after this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Boys level up this week! We have our first episode of The Podcast within a Podcast "Food Talk w/Four Fatasses". Simmon reveals his oddly shaped penis, everyone commits domestic terrorism which really goofs up Thomas' plans for a lot of things! Don't worry, next week's episode they decent into madness even further! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

After committing some light acts of terrorism, the boys hunker down inside La Petite Sommet with their new not-yet-named bronze friend, meet a scientist who has a surprising theory, a fart happens, and the gang spies on a friend...or at least they thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The boys make a startling breakthrough in the case and then completely ignore it for something entirely different! Simmon can't stop fucking farting, Balor cracks wise and Chuck meets his maker! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week the boys make some startling revelations after they ask a friend of theirs' nine thousand questions, they make some phone calls that are painstakingly edited and underappriciated, and then a couple other plot points sprout out of the ground magically. Can our heroes and the DM manage to weave through them? Find out this, and next, week on Table Tales! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week the boys take a slight pit stop into another world to take a peek at what could happen if they don't do their due diligence. They meet a friend's sister and meet a familiar, but not too familiar, face all on this week's TABLE TALES. (Doesn't that look cool, huh?) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

For once, consequences are laid down for the boys. Thomas went through a real tough time trying to lay out plans for them and the only thing that seemed to make sense was to punish them (kinda). Simmon, Balor, and Chuck all run into people from their pasts and reflect on who've they have become. Arrests are made, some resisted and some resisted even harder. All on this week's Table Tales. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Chuck gets in touch with some realtives, Simmon interrogates one of his students and gets repeatedly dunked on while Balor gets crossed over and his ankles are broken. But don't worry. The boys open up a can, or should I say large vat, of magical whoop ass. All on this week's Table Tales. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

In this week's episode the boys get acclimated with their new found powers by investigating an old temple, stopping a couple of fights and, the most important of them all, Eric getting really mad about me misunderstanding him saying the term "hairy yoda". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

In this week's episode the boys finish getting acclimated with their powers and make some decisions that "don't matter", they are introduced to a new case and also...someone's been poisoned. Enjoy what is assuredly our dumbest and somehow funniest episode yet. All on this week's Table Tales! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

In this week's episode the boys finish up their HILARIOUS interrogation of Trudy. After that they meet up with an old friend and a new friend and find out that their side quest might have become...the MAIN quest? Wow, what a twist. Anyway, we're in the final stretch folks, get ready. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week we begin the last arc of Thomas's story. And much like how you've all felt this entire time, the gang enters Hell! Inside they skip some long puzzles, trick some guards, fight a Judge, and get a premonition that they just might fall for! Get ready, we've only got SIX EPISODES LEFT until the thrilling conclusion of Thomas's story! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

In this week's episode the boys continue their descent through Hell to snag items off of a little laundry list and then hopefully take down Lou and The Davisons. On the way, Simon finds himself at home, Balor gets tea bagged, and Chuck has a Marvel Movie Moment to save the day, all on this week's Table Tales! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Oh folks, if you liked watching twelve episodes of Goku charging a spirit bomb then you're going to love LISTENING to these boys meta-game one fight.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week the boys well I won't sugar coat it for you, we pretty much get out of goddamn control pretty quick and make a lot of jokes. To start off enjoy the beginning of a new podcast before Table Tales takes way. But then, things really get moving. Old faces are seen, a huge new level skip and glitch is found, and then we get to the nitty gritty of things. Strap in. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

In this, the SECOND TO LAST EPISODE OF THOMAS' ARC, the boys get down to the nitty-gritty. After some prolonged goofing off, that never goes away, they interrogate two historical traitors. The puzzle pieces start to fall into place and they string together the clues to gain something valuable. Then it begins. The shenanigans and nonsense that will tie everything together. Kind of.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This is the last episode of the "Providence" arc written by me, Thomas. Not going to lie, I'm pretty emotional over here. So thank you everyone listening to this currently and, hopefully, at some point after this point in time.  Now, the plans are unfurled and the boys make some big decisions. The showdowns happen. The moment you've all been waiting for. These are their tales. Bum Bum. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The time has come. The evil man Thomas has been vanquished into a new character, sacrificing his litany of characters he brought to the table. Welcome, Murphy. The new GM. In this world, technology has ravaged the world. A brainer detective/criminal-for-hire Dodgson (Thomas Stapleton), a ex-military gunrunner Abel Stockton (Adam Lee), and the leader of a bone cult and this group, The Leather Daggers, Alice (Eric Lee) all work through the crowd sourced mercenary app Abaddon. The three of them take a job to protect a politician, Oral Baker, and what happens next is up to you to find out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week The Leather Daggers have their backs up against the wall. They start to make an escape from the walled in town of Jericho. Some tussles happen. A friend of Abel's arrives just in time. Important items are lost, but more important connections are made. All on this week's, Table Tales! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers have gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle this time. While trying to escape from their would be captors, they all fall into a deep, deep slumber. While there, they confront some demons. When they awake, they find out their cars are broken and must travel to a new town named Cinus, for parts. The only problem is, this town is nothing but garbage and ash. Let's hope they don't run into any problems on the way there, SIKE, they definitely do! All on this week's Table Tales! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers/Daddies diffuse one situation only to slump back into another. They lend a helping hand to a young child and find themselves in a nondescript warehouse and a chance to infiltrate the ranks of The Reapers. What could go wrong on this week's Table Tales? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers find themselves behind the helping hand for the first time in awhile. Don't crucify them if they don't do too good of a job! Abel employs his knives, Alice starts to show some growth (character that is! He short as shit!), and Dodgson pulls a Michael Jackson by putting on one glove and rising to the top! But don't you worry, things are about to get a bit complicated on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers become Leather Daddies for real this week as they suit up and join the cause in the City of Ash! They slip into their super hero personas, fall off some buildings and disband for some truly wacky adventures on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

This week the boys come face to face with Alexander The Not So Great and his high pitched ass voice! But don't worry, he's only the sub-boss. And they have to get through him if they wanna fight the big bad boss whose name I definitely did not forget at the moment of writing this. One character breaks their arm, one character rolls too well, and one shows a bit of change to save the day all on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers take their feet off the gas literally and stop back into Nova to recollect themselves. They all have ominous dreams and do some housekeeping, they do some shopping and then...something strange happens. Do they split up? Do they stay together? Does not a lot happen but this episode is funny? Yes, no, and hopefully. All on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Just as a warning, this episode might sound off. Halfway through recording, mine and Murphy's half literally stopped recording without any reason or notification. So we had to rerecord the back half of this episode! Which explains why there's some weirdness and dramatic irony, I guess, with our choices the second time. I know this is a month of straight mess ups but truly, we're trying to get back on track! The Leather Daddies have gotten themselves into a bit of a classic Mole Situation and are hired by Keith, the mayor of a town called Sentry, figure out why they have been surrounded by a static, TV Screen like dome around the town. They then pop over to the jail and talk to an outsider, and who knows how much good they actually do there! On this weeks....TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

We are all back as a well-organized, well oiled unit. Okay, it is a bit echoy. Sure. That we're gonna work on once your boys are a bit less busy and a bit less poor, we're gonna be sounding good and really rolling better. That being said, The Leather Daddies are making their rounds and start talking to Father Jeremiah and start to piece some things together about whats going on. They then share some war stories with General G. D. Leo Esq. and that's when things really start cooking on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers start to get to the bottom of this static guard-ing the town of Sentry. They only have a couple more boxes to check before they get to the static shock of who perpetrated this crime. The events of this episode set the stage for some truly rough days in the LD's future. On this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

I started a new job that has somewhat of a demanding schedule and by demanding I mean just not the hours my dumbass is used to. So I completely biffed this release. Was supposed to be out and it didn't render. Then my laptop was stuck in an endless loop of updating. And right now I have no internet proper, so I'm logged into Xfinity WiFi trying, hoping it lets me upload this fucking episode, to release it. So typing this now as my melatonin kicks in is like I'm laughing defiantly in God's face as he pulls me down into the firey brimstone. I'm clawing my way back up. What's the episode about? I don't know, fuck around and listen to it. Of course it's good. It's this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daggers are up against it in this one. They slowly search through Nova, and its bevy of strange sport stadiums, for The Mark. But not without arming up first, fully preparing for a fight. They slowly but surely get towards the bottom of this mystery. On this week's, TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daddies are faced up against a terrible bone beast in Nova's Fuck Hockey Stadium. Can they have dominion over the beast or will the city of Nova succumb to The Foundation's monster? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daddies are invited to participate in the hottest television show in the In-Between, The Bachelorette. Yeah, we couldn't think of anything clever. Enjoy as your three favorite mercenaries claw, scratch, and shit the pants to the top of Grace's list but be careful...the stakes have never been higher. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daddies each take Grace on a date and show-off their own flair. Alice and Grace get into some deep shit at a Massage Parlor, Abel and Grace go hunting in a scene that will surely win us a podcasting award, and Dodgson and Grace go to Denny's with Dodgson's Mom Dodgemom. All on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daddies realize that this competition is a little more real than they previously believed. With the stakes raised, the boys go on a little romantic photoshoot where two people don't take it very seriously and one does. Then they move into whipping up a fancy little meal for themselves and Grace but don't get too excited, she does NOT eat anything at all. But don't worry, its starting to all come together folks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The Leather Daddies are fully ready and prepared to do what it takes to win this competition. The only problem is, other people have different plans for the show. Things are going down at the Bachelorette mansion and the gang does the completely sensible thing and splits up, each taking on a different task they need to ensure their safety. All on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

With the fake reality television show in their rear view mirror, the Leather Daggers play a revealing game of 20 Questions with an old enemy, the gang finally feel the real power of the Maelstrom, and Murphy tries his hardest to write this damn description. All on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The end begins. Our Leather Daggers find themselves confronting the elusive King of Jericho, but will he reveal the location of the Plastic City? Will Alice find his family? How will Abel save the boys from messing up big time? What is actually in the long forgotten Plastic City? All on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The finale of the Abaddon Saga. Our faithful Leather Daggers have to survive Plastic City security and maybe save a couple of lives along the way. Will Alice be reunited with his family? What secrets do Abel and Dodgeson hold deep inside? What is actually in the Bunker? All on this week's TABLE TALES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Here we are with a long and tedious episode of our new campaign. Well it's the setup of our new campaign for a game called Uncharted Worlds by Sean Gomes. Although we aren't actually playing Uncharted Worlds this episode was crucial for us in establishing setting, characters, and their relationship for each other. So this might not be the most exciting episode we've ever released but it is an important one for us to put out a good campaign. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Brad Harvey and Dan Walton. For future updates of their work follow them at @bradley_harvey and @danwaltonno ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Our new heroes are on a bus to their job interview but here's the catch- IT'S ALL IN SPACE.  A new sci-fi campaign to feed your ears.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Alex Wacksman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

These space boys team up with a smaller space worm to save a bigger space worm from two mysterious and dangerous ships. It's a lot more exciting than it sounds in this description. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Clues and Cops? We've got a mystery on our hands, folks! The Aforementioned Three are on their way to help their new employer figure who is behind the attack on her family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The boys take some time to get a real good look at the crime scene to look for more clues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

We enter the planet McDonald's 75 to get Wendy's speeder and also some time with an old friend. And also a cube of meat? Okay. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

We enter the magical, whimsical, cruelty-free meat factory of Bill Forgax. Will our heroes figure out if he's connected to the Worm murder? Or will they MEAT their end?  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

There were bells on a hill But I never heard them ringing No, I never heard them at all Till there were Cubes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

  These boys are close as hell to figuring out who is the brain behind all this brawn! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

More questions than answers as our boys try to escape from this fake meat factory from hell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Our boys have escaped but can they escape the law and also the low crazy prices at this flea market????? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

In a revolving door of mystery our heroes face their latest adventure: A TRAIN ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

The mystery meat continues for our heroes. Can they figure out what in the dang heck is even going on? Did the GM give them all the necessary information to even figure it out?? I sure hope so!   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

Today's episode was brought to you by Dunkin Donuts. When we're figuring out how sentient meat got on a BBQ space train we always go to Dunkin. Whether it's a box of 50 Munchkins donuts that we ate in one sitting or the Big n Toasted sandwich that Eric definitely didn't secretly have two of in one day, Dunkin gets us through our podcast sessions every time. The Galaxy runs on Dunkin.   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh

  A murder, a murderer, a runaway train, and people made of meat. You know what the fuck is up. Enoy ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our theme was written and recorded by Wendigo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our artwork was done by, wait, what's this? Well our very own Eric Lee did it! What a multi-talented boy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can follow all of us on Twitter at: @OurTableTales @TStape03 @EricLeeeeeee @AdamLeezy @Jesus_H_Pharaoh