The Never Rad Miscellany

The Newton in Phoenix, AZ at 3rd Ave and Camelback. Tickets at the $10 door. http://www.thenewtonphx.com/ Has your Milky Way gone Oat? Is your Kuiper Belt feeling tight? ? Is Uranus losing its luster? Come see the Never Rad Miscellany Live at The Newton Phoenix, Formerly Beefeaters at 300 W. Camelback, Monday June 13th at […]

Are you from Oklahoma? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to help! SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. MFX: Generic dance music GREEB: Are you from the Argelius Sector, Crab Nebula Exclusion Zone, or Oklahoma? SPUTNIK: If you’ve been prosecuted […]

Goddammit, Marty. SPUTNIK: Have you been involved in an altercation in the self-checkout line of the Space Fry’s again? GREEB: Look— SPUTNIK: Are you facing both criminal and civil charges as a result of your behavior? GREEB: Look, I said I was sorry— SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik. GREEB: [slightly defeated] And I’m Marty Greeb. SPUTNIK: […]

https://www.audioverseawards.net/vote Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. Thank […]

Do you work in one of spaces only 3 industries? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can help with your workers compensation claim. SPUTNIK: Have you been injured in a space mining accident? GREEB: Have you suffered physical discomfort as a crewmember of a starship? SPUTNIK: Are you some kind of smuggler? GREEB: These three […]

The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can handle any legal issue you may have. SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. GREEB: That’s right. SPUTNIK: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to represent you through any legal issues you may have. […]

https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That's a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]

https://store.neverrad.com JAHN: Fellow human sapiens. I, Jahn Smythe, normal human individual, am here to talk to you about something that all humans like us enjoy: purchasing clothing to cover our non-repulsive bodies and 2 dimensional objects that adhere to surfaces and other items containing text and/or images that I find appealing. We do this in […]

battlebird.productions Attention Miscellanists! We’ve got a special treat for you today in the form of another podcast that we really love, We Fix Space Junk. We Fix Space Junk is basically one of the best things you’ll ever shove into your ear pockets. It’s smart, incredibly witty, a ton of fun, and literally one of […]

FORNICRATE 4 MIMI:               What's up, Hot Wing Nation. Mimi here! Hey, you know what I want to talk about—besides the greatest birds in America? ForniCrate.                     I know, I know, I can hear what you're saying, “Isn't that just another one of those dumb subscription boxes like HomeCannibal or […]

SFX:    Dramatic Sting. LEPTON:    Welcome back; I'm your host Lepton Brown and this is the live season finale of Iron Tyrant. We’re going to bring all of this week's doomtestants back to the judgment hexagon to answer to me, Comptroller Beens, and special guest judges the artist known only as Britamatone, the psychic entity Mauve, […]

MFX:    Return Cue LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant. When we left off, Professor Quantus Verblanskowicz had put thousands of Fleevians to work mining ore for a giant smashing machine. The trouble is that the planet Fleeve is relatively poor in ores and minerals. QUANTUS:    SMASH! SMASH! HATE! LEPTON:    Quantus will likely have to import […]

Phantaseta SFX 1: A lovely chime. NARRATOR: Are you alone again this Valentine’s season? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA.(fan-TAS-it-uh) NARRATOR: Are the pressures of your civilization making it hard for you to find true love? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA. NARRATOR: Then consider planning a trip to Phantáseta, the beautiful home planet of the Phantasetans in the Mooper Sector. WHISPER: PHANTASETA. […]

LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant with me, your host Lepton Brown. Our doomtestants have been whipping up a little bespoke Apocalypse for the cultists of the planet Fleeve.      Doomtestant Gandra has been planning… something; she won't tell us, and doomtestant Malmo Zarathustra hopes to wow the judges with a fireworks spectacular.  Doomtestant Quantas's […]

ROMANCE FOR ONE SFX 1: Maybe some violin.SPOKES: Are you alone this romantic season? Have you utterly and completely failed to convince another that you are worthy of their affection? Have you encountered affection, but just felt so unworthy of it that you pushed it away? Are you perfectly comfortable alone and actually prefer it […]

7PM Arizona time. neverrad.com/twitch MFX 1: INTRO MUSIC SOMEONE: Hey Miscellanists! Guess what? We’re doing show again! In celebration of Galactic Wormhole Syndrome Week, the Miscellany will be putting on a benefit featuring all your favorite people, provided that all of your favorite people are Miscellany regulars. Check out the show live on Twitch, Friday […]

SFX 1: Intense music sting (think Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant, the show where we take planets full of hopeless, pitiful beings and match them with the celebrity tyrants that will whip them into shape. Planet Norx C from episode 33 is now happily under the domination of […]

Talk like Conrad! The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. SCENE 9A: GODDAMN VOCAL BUTTER CONRAD:     Hi there. I'm Conrad Miszuk. You may know me from podcasting, and if you don't, that's probably for the best. I've been in the industry longer than some people on the Never Rad team have […]

Zerk and Zark, the saucer siblings, talk rocket repair and maintenance. SCENE 8: ROCKETGAB MFX: Brief banjo music but like SPAAAAAACE ZERK: Welcome back to Rocket Gab on Nebula Public Radio with us, Zerk and Zark, broadcasting today from the 624-Hektor Trojan asteroid in Jupiter orbit. We're here today to take your calls about your […]

A preview for the next episode of heart-pounding soap opera Space of Our Lives. The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. SCENE 7A: SPACE OF OUR LIVES PROMO NARRATOR:    After Between the Decks, stay tuned for an all new Space of Our Lives. SFX 1:    Gentle synth music. ROCK:    This is Captain […]

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 6A: DUMB HEART 3 VIOLET: Ryan CORMELIA: Kitt SMYTHE: Briauna CAPT AHMAYAD: Matt STAGE DIRECTIONS: Conrad VIOLET:    That was amazing, Cormelia. I wasn’t sure two… science officers could even do that… like that. CORMELIA:    Science officers have been doing it like […]

Protect your planet from pests with TerraMinex. Before you buy a new mech, make sure you know what you’re getting into with Star Fax. Sentient trees. Bumbling space settlers. Magic in the air. SCENE 5A: SPACE EXTERMINATORS MFX 1:    An action-horror movie-ish ominous underscore SPOKESBEING:     They're coming…     SFX 1:    Creepy crawly noises slowly […]

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 4A: SECRET IDENTITY PT. 2 CORMELIA:    There, I have isolated the crystal’s structure and chemical composition. I can tell that I am just on the cusp of an amazing scientific breakthrough, Violet. VIOLET:    Truly outstanding, Cormelia. But I sense something is […]

neverrad.com/twitch 7PM MST/PDT April 23rd, 2021 First of all, thank you for clicking the link that played this audio file. I can already tell that you are intelligent and conventionally attractive and getting moreso by the minute. If you would like to add hipster cred to your already amazing personality (hipster in a good way […]

The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. And Sponsor Mulgreens will always be there for you. It has always been here. SCENE 3A: SPUTNIK AND GREEB – Polycule SPUTNIK:    You think everything is going fine, and then BAM! SFX 1:    Car Crash. SPUTNIK:    It hits you like a ton of bricks. JORDACHE:    […]

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. Scene 2A: DUMBHEART Pt. 1 NARRATOR:    Last time on Between the Decks, Lieutenant Yelani Gorsht was sent on an away mission to the planet Burmfurkegyrpt. Things went sour. GORSHT:    The giant spider-scorpion-wasp-wolverines are attacking! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SFX 1:    An explosion. NARRATOR:    Meanwhile, back […]

Finally, you can get what you really want from a subscription box and coming up on space pay-per-view, it’s the battle of the millennium. SCENE 1A: NRM HEADQUARTERS SFX 1:    A science fiction noise. NRM:    Is this you? PERSON 1:    Not another subscription box. When did I order this? I’ve really gotta cut back on […]

neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]

We have reached the end of our Halloween special! MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ music NARRATOR: Alas, my peregrines, our time together has drawn to a close and we now must bid an ominous adieu to our festive confabulation. Remember, my friends, that the secrets of the midnight are always waiting for us out beyond […]

A hot new subscription box that you won’t find on any other podcast!CryoCrate was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voice of Briauna Kittle as Jorsh. JORSH: Hey there, bromigos. Jorsh, here. I want to talk to you today about a totally rad product that I definitely use myself—no, no, no, no, no, don't […]

Ghost hunters Fren and Nova head to the haunted Sindri Space Station to “get to know” the local specters.Fren with Boonifits was written by Briauna Kittle, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Fren, Briauna Kittle as Neva, and Kitt Keller as Skatch, with Fox Williams reading the stage directions.  MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ […]

A new insurance company that looks after all your needs. All of them.Eidolon Mutual was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Deep Voiced Narrator, Fox Williams as the Newlywed, and Briauna Kittle as the Real Estate Agent, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. DEEP VOICED ACTOR:    There […]

Are your murders feeling a little stale? We can help.Murder Consultations was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Host, Conrad Miszuk as Rosco and Detective Jean Louis Frunk, Kitt Keller as Terry and Tiff, and Briauna Kittle as Ashley, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions.  MFX 1:    […]

Have you been looking to add something new to your beverage rotation? Gay Water was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voices of Fox Williams as Man 1 Briauna Kittle as Man 2, and Conrad Miszuk as the announcer, with music by Conrad Miszuk. MAN 1:    Hey man, long time no see! How have […]

It’s orientation day for the new crew members of the Sindri Space Station!Orientation was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voices of Kitt Keller as Skatch, Ryan as Marsh, Fox Williams as Denny, Briauna Kittle as Chipper the Orientation bot, Capt. McCluskey, and Dr. Adamantium Figgis, and Conrad Miszuk as First Officer Radamanthus, with […]

Banshecil If you’ve been suffering from supernatural problems, there’s hope.Banshecil was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Ghost, Kitt Keller as Woman, and Briauna Kittle as Woman, with Ryan Jenkins reading the stage directions. GHOST:              Six months ago, this was me. SFX 1:  […]

An instructional film helping loyal citizens everywhere stay vigilant against the threat of space ghosts. Types of Space Ghosts was written by Kitt Keller, featuring the voice of Fox Williams as the Narrator and Briauna Kittle as the valued Citizen, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions, and music by Conrad Miszuk. MFX 1: Fanfare […]

The sci-fi classic Secrets of the Midnight introduces 3 spooktacular stories of Halloween haunting for the Never Rad Halloween Special. Kemboi In the first installment of the Never Rad Halloween Special, we hear excerpts from the audio recordings of Kemboi was written by Conrad Miszuk, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Kemboi, Fox Williams […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. HOT POD PART SIX MFX:    Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to HotPod. The podtestants…and, uh, the producers…have just found out that fan-favorite Jahn Smythe isn't who he appears to be.  MFX:    Confessionals music cue  NERF:    Hello, […]

Attention Miscellanists! The Twitch livestream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th, has been moved to Dec. 18th at 7Pm MST. Due to unforeseen scientific phenomena and Conrad moving house, the live stream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th will be moving to Friday, Dec. 18th at 7pm MST. We hope you'll be able to join […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX:        Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to the HotPod, the sexiest escape pod this side of the Kuiper Belt. The podtestants have been figuring out how to make it through their new existence as shipmates […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX:    Return from commercials cue  HOSTBEING:    Welcome back, to HotYach—HotPod. The podtestants, crammed into a single-being escape pod with the productionbot staff, are coming to terms with their new reality. But will party-boy C'Thad and the Captain upset […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX 1:    Return from commercial music HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to HotPod. Jahn and C'Thad have been planning a rager for the surviving HotPod podtestants, but not everyone is on board. Capt. Hedley, in direct violation of his employment […]

We hear more from the Podtestants and our lovely sponsors. SCENE 3: HOT POD PART TWO MFX 1:    Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING:    This week, on HotPod, the podtestants readjust to life on B-deck Escape Pod 6.  CTHAD:    Yo, homies, where's the action at? It's time to get this party started [“started” has like 6 syllables the […]

The exciting reality television show Hot Yacht has taken a turn when the Starship Sean Bean ends up on a collision course with a star and several cast members are forced to board an escape pod. HOT POD PT 1 MFX 0.1:    Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to season 22 of Hot Yacht! I'm your […]

We’ll be back with some more ridiculous public domain sci-fi. https://www.neverrad.com/twitch Hey, Never Rad Miscellanists, it’s ya’boy Conny Mizz. We’re doing another one of those short story reading events this Friday, Black Friday, November 27, 2020 at 7PM Arizona time, which is also currently Miscellany Time. We’ve got some great stuff for you! Be sure […]

Vol. 8, Part 6, the final segment of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 11: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART SIX MFX:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO:    This is it folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]

Vol. 8, Part 5 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads for a new brand of tea, another PSA, and some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 9: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FIVE MFX 1:    A GRAND […]

Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FOUR MFX 1:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO:    Welcome back, Hot Boy […]

Vol. 8, Part 3 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring a PSA about space drug safety and an ad for some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch)  HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART 3 TANGELO:    Welcome back to the 273d […]

Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART TWO MFX:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. BARRISTER TANGELO:    Welcome back to the […]