The Vesta Clinic

The Professor wants to tick something off their bucket list.   ** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions ** ______________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Footsteps, fabric rustles and ambience from Krotos Studios Modern_U1_2 from Krotos Sounds Sci-fi click 3, Vape sound 5 from FilmCow Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org Candy, boiled sweet unwrap. Version 1, AA Battery put down on table then fall over, Glass bathroom scales (modern) slide on hard tiled floor 1, 2-tone basic high pitched beep, Finger tap, select, press on sat nav touch screen 5, Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2, Person blowing into, inflating rubber ring or lilo, single blow 2, Hospital electronic monitor machine beeping, chime, alert, Dry syringe, pull plunger out with a pop, Flicking a syringe with finger. Version 2, Syringe squirt liquid out into air, short and fast. Version 1, Body fall on ground, hard slam 3, A mid heavy body fall,Bag, backpack, grab, pick up in a hurry 1, Stackable potato chips (Pringles) tube put down on table, Felt marker pen draw single stroke, squeak on hollow plastic 1, Handball slap, hit 2, Latex rubber mask handling movements 1- all from Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: misuse of medication by healthcare professionals, dangerous drug use, injections, references risk of death, proposed deceit, medically concerning weight loss, a character's weight is stated, non-injurious falls

A new arrival at The Vesta Clinic allows Sec to cause some mischief. ______________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Man runs long corridor 01 171017_1227.wav by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Alien computer 4.1 by FilmCow Designed SFX Thick winter coat, jacket, arm movements, running into walking from Zapslat.com Content Warnings: gentle workplace bullying, concern regarding misgendering (of an inanimate object)

Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing!  The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you'll hear.  ______________________ The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available here!   Please consider supporting us on Patreon!  Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Content Warnings:  No major content warnings

It's a slow day at The Vesta Clinic.  ______________________   The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available here!   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at freesound.org Button (4).wav by kwazi at freesound.org alertError.wav by neopolitansixth at freesound.org alert5.wav by neopolitansixth at freesound.org alert7_long.wav by neopolitansixth at freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Additional voices were used from freetts.com Content Warnings:  No major content warnings

Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A!  Featuring AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.  Be sure to follow @vestaclinicpod on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with our bonus releases! Patreon supporters get early access to all our inter-season fun, as well as the bonus stories which accompanied every episode in season 1!  See you soon

Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer). We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there's a whole other part on its way soon! If you can't wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now! If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!!  Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks, an upcoming audio drama that we're very excited about! Find them here!  A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show

Date: 647/2/2732 Patient: NOSL11 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up A familiar face brings some brand new problems.  ______________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod  You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!  This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org button (4).wav by kwazi at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure

Date: 645/2/2732 Patient: Qiif, Qiquk  Patient ID: 48596172 Presenting complaint: Loss of smell    Dr Underwood finds joy in her work.  __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and  Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops   Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions:Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Toxic Waste.wav by morganpurkis at Freesound.org "Exotic Creature Song, 01.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism

Date: 638/2/2732 Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. Neritopod Patient ID: 27466591 Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations  It's completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though. __________________________________________________________ (Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!)  The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.     Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions:Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Leafing through papers by lawnjelly at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships

Vote for us in the 2022 Audio Verse Awards!    Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran  Date: 635/2/2732 Patient ID: 10003478 Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour    Dr Underwood sees red.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.     Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at Freesound.org "Tearing, Newspaper, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org   Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception 

Date: 629/2/2732  Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman  Patient ID: 11948526  Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19 Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up   You're more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you.  __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.     Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character 

Date: 621/2/2732 Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen Patient ID: 0000000X. Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update   No matter how tired you are, it's never a good idea to straight up hack a patient's limb off.  __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Spilling the water/coffee by CaKon at Freesound.org   Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation

Date: 615/1/2732 Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica  Patient ID: Awaited Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her?    LISTEN TO TELL NO TALES WHERE YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS.  Tell no Tales is a queer, paranormal audio drama. Follow Leo Quinn (beloved) as they investigate the ethics and truth behind Better Place, the ghost removal service they work for. Tell No Tales is a fantastic and compassionate spin on your classic, investigative spooky story and we could not recommend it more highly! __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.     Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Radio Beep by Kijadzel at Freesound.org "UI, Mechanical, Notification, 01, FX.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Piccolo-filtered.aif by Tritus at Freesound.org  "UI, Mechanical, Text-Scroll, 03, FX, 01, LOOP.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "UI, Mechanical, Turning-Off, 02, FX.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Abstract Spaceship A01, Ascending.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Thunder Tube, Large, Hit, A (H6 XY).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Oidz Magnet, A (H4n).wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Oidz Drop, Dramatic, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Shaving, Electric, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org bang prison door LOOP 130903_00.wav by http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ peugot 206 car interior loosening seatbelt by jorickhoofd at Freesound.org Plants001.wav by TaraMG at Freesound.org glassbottle on wooden table fx.wav by jammaj at Freesound.org   Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour

Date: 604/1/2732 Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven.  Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting    If you've never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there's never been a patient like zir before.  __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Ginger' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Content Warnings: Experimentation on a sentient being (presumed without consent); Surgical scars; Contraception; Anxiety with panic attack symptoms;  Pregnancy; Vomiting mention (no sound effects)

Date: 592/1/2732  Patient: Sung Fang, human  Patient: ID 34565432 Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before? __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Timeless' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  Watch_pickup_Laminate_wood.wav by snapssound at Freesound.org unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org  sticker peel.flac by tim.kahn at Freesound.org  High Pitched Ticking.wav by _MC5_ at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)

Date: 580/1/2732 Patient: Sida Cupress Pinoles. Arbolite Patient ID: 00952604  Presenting Complaint: New Growth _____________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Root Twisting' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  glassbottle on wooden table fx.wav by jammaj at Freesound.org Wounded Alien by Airborne80 at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Cancer, mentions of colonialism, historical interspecies tensions 

Date: 570/1/2732 Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan Patient ID: 00946713   Presenting Complaint: Alive?    Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell (quietly) as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called 'Reverberation' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org  Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at Freesound.org button (4).wav by kwazi at Freesound.org unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org   Content Warnings: Death, Grief, Euthanasia, Sacrifice, Loneliness 

Date: 568/1/2732 Patient: 'Maya', DPCC ID 0185505. Human Patient ID: 00651528 Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood's strong point. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)  The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.  Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Reasonable Force' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod  You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!  This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org  iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org  unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org   Content Warnings: Rodent creatures, Fantasy prison system, References to criminal activity including kidnap

Date: 562/1/2732 Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human Patient ID: 00347512   Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain    Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space.    __________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Man runs long corridor 01 171017_1227.wav by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ latex glove1.2.aiff by brotherprovisional at Freesound.org  Monster in Pain by Brainclaim at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception

Date: 557/1/2732 Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid Patient ID: 01475632   Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns   The patient isn't the only one with growing pains.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Christopher Stoops.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Bee06.wav by iainmccurdy at Freesound.org  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor

Date: 551/1/2732  Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur   Patient ID: 00347891 Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check It's Dr Underwood's first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn't have told them that.  __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Hatchlings' and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclincpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org BEEP.wav by anthonychartier2020 at Freesound.org  Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Content Warnings: loud computer glitch sound effects, deliberate self injury (not linked to mental illness), description of injury, discussion of military service/conscription

Listen to the trailer for The Vesta Clinic - seeing patients from the 12th May 2022. Want more Vesta Clinic? Follow us on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod.  Transcript available on our website! Please consider supporting us on Patreon!  The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Featuring: AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Sec as himself. _______________________ This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org