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The White Tower Podcast is on indefinite hiatus. No content will be created for the foreseeable future. --- Love the Wheel of Time? Hate the Wheel of Time? SO DO WE! Listen every week for chapter synapsass, in-depth discussion, and plenty of real talk about Robert Jordan’s epic fantasy series.

The White Tower


    • Dec 17, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    Latest episodes from The White Tower: A Wheel of Time Podcast

    Ep. 88 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 11 & 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 97:30


    Bananaquit. We have entered the Terrordome. Moraine's a fed. Murder's not a vibe. Fuck around and find out. Top tier shit. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Bonus Ep 15: A Coven of Shameful Channelers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 155:43


    Jenn & Jess welcome a new friend, Mikah, to talk about the importance of accessibility in entertainment for visually impaired people, and how the Wheel of Time community can be better allies and advocates. Come for the education, stay for the shenanigans! Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 87 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 9 & 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 111:21


    A pile of trash in a trenchcoat. Twat Squad. Lanfear II: The Ripening. Sponsored by Monsanto. Full Miami. The Winds of Winter is a cryptid.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 86 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 7 & 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 91:53


    Horde 4 life. Our nerd score went super saiyan. That's the byline, bitch. Butt punch. Keep your mind on the weasels. Mat's got beef with everybody. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 85 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 110:33


    Dropping early for Election Day 2020 distraction. Roll Tide. Digging in her eels. *AIRHORN NOISES*. Moiraine has entered the chat.

    Ep. 84 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 3 & 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 122:00


    It's all downhill from here, turkeys. Don't swim in the rivers, kids. Perrin at Peak Dad. SCANDAL! I'll noodle on it. The line that sank a thousand ships.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 83 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 129:37


    A disease midden. Swimmin' in women. A Real Class Act™️. It wasn't me. BONK! Go to horny jail. Pimp TIGHT. Rambo. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 82 - The Shadow Rising: Ch. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 115:39


    20 fucking pages. He dummy thicc. The makeover montage from Clueless. A comedy of bullshit. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    The White Tower's Greatest Hits Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 18:21


    From Lews Therin Telemon's Dick Mountain to Manetheren's Jock, here are the funniest moments from our first 10 episodes. Please to enjoy. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Ep. 81 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 54, 55 & 56

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 134:54


    We figured out how to livestream to YouTube on the fly, and John Phillip Sousa'd the shit out of the final episode of The Dragon Reborn! Grab a snack, this is along one, kids. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Bonus Ep 13: Nynaeve is actually kind of werewolfy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 76:48


    We're joined this week by Jono, Joe, and Tom from tWoTcast to round out our 2-part collaboration. We talk about dirty taint channeling, farts, and what WoT character is mostly likely to fall in love with a stripper. Find tWoTcast here: http://www.twotcast.com/ Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 80 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 52 & 53

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 60:40


    Wendy's salad bar was tight. High Lord Salmon. Tim Curry Appreciation Hour. 100% flirtation, max level unlocked. Do you even rumors, bro? Hedgehog it out.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 79 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 50 & 51

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 94:52


    Ball cologne? Ya ignorant. Life finds a way. Duality of bird. You can put anything in a building and call it a museum. Embrace the poison. Adam Ruins Everything - The Disturbing History of the Suburbs | truTV Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Bonus Ep. 12: We don't give a Damodred

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 36:06


    We welcome our Sister Recappa Sedai to talk about the drama going down in Emond's Field, Big Kaf, bullshit Warders, and who in the Two Rivers is a bigger bitch than Lanfear.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 78 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 48 & 49

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 91:38


    Pepperidge Farms remembers. Egwene is a piss-ass. Dat ankle. A free space on the Tel'aran'rhiod bingo board. It's hard out here for a pimp. Juilin Sandar is Rafael from TMNT, canon.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 77 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 46 & 47

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 76:48


    Our infinite wisdom. Rockin' a piss. Jenn.exe has stopped. DDC, that's canon. 17% noble and the rest just dumb. Dirty Darkfriend money. Being boy crazy isn't a personality trait, Else.

    Ep. 76 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 44 & 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 86:38


    HOT GIRL SUMMER. Everything is terrible forever. Some fuckin' big brain shit.  Big Bisexual Energy. The GOAT of Andor.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 75 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 42 & 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 75:45


    Floating in the cosmic drivel. Pigeonmail.net. Lan has a concern. GIRLS NIIIIIGHT. The White Tower Podcast's official unit of measurement. "Oh, I like his forehead." Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 74 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 40 & 41

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 89:44


    More of that BIG Ta'veren Energy. Mat's got explosives, what could possibly go wrong. A duel-horned rhino. Welcome to the gun show. Jenn goes Full Connie, resigns in disgrace.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 73 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 38 & 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 96:22


    The Superior Darcy. Cast your rat tail into the fire. JOLEEEENE! *slaps trunk of tree* This baby can hold so many Aiel. Hoe, don't do it. WoT Trivia Discord: https://discord.gg/dM6XDxY Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 72 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 36 & 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 52:56


    She sounds like a whore. What does the crane make? Big brain Jenn. Hard on the gin.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Bonus Ep. 11: Black Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 124:55


    For two raw, uncut hours we get real about the systemic racism built into the very foundations of this country, and trust: we are pissed off about it. We hope this discussion pisses you off, too, and that you take what action you can.

    Ep. 71 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 34 & 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 84:25


    We recorded this 2 weeks ago. Things have happened since then. WE DIDN'T KNOW. Humping his blanket roll. Staring like a dullard. Tenacious D is Old Lore. Choice banter. Birb-blade. Spinning the hits, keeping it lit. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 70 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 32 & 33

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 81:16


    Juicy boat stuff. Delilah's mini radio empire. Bo staff skills. Mat's cast iron balls. Horny, sad, and alone. That drip-drippy. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 69 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 30 & 31

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 61:48


    The sex number. A suboptimal flavor experience. Swimming around in Mat's bullshit like Scrooge McDuck. The Gray Man failed the vibe check. Murder Parkour.

    Ep. 68 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 28 & 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 67:12


    Mat is the asshole. Just a dead Graywoman, laying at her ease. A boatload of fishing metaphors. It's fiction. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 67 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 26 & 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 68:15


    Time is ineffable and beyond our comprehension. But we kind of already knew that.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 66 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 24 & 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 98:25


    Kicking ass for fun & profit. FLAWLESS VICTORY. The greatest hero in literature. Tiny Tim was Jack the Ripper. Fancy Bird Boi. That wasn't rhetorical.

    Ep. 65 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 22 & 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 84:57


    The longest chapter in the history of humankind. Pack with peanuts and emotion. Gimme the yeet bois. Elaida's Big Dick Energy. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 64 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 20 & 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 119:15


    Foo Fighters war of attrition. Mat's a fuckin' sassafrass. Half naked and not giving a fuck. Some scientific-type big brain meta high level security access science shit.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Bonus Ep. 10 - Disappointment Sweat

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 149:32


    We welcome back friend of the show Daniel Greene to talk about what our favorite WoT characters would be if they existed in the modern world. We even actually talk about that some of the time. Daniel's YouTube Daniel's Twitter Daniel's Instagram

    Ep. 63 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 18 & 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 101:32


    Buck-toothed hayseed. We need and old priest and a young priest. Coronavirus-riddled sister. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Possibly our most drunken episode to date.

    Ep. 62 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 16 & 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 86:11


    We're Voltron, if Voltron was only two things. License to be horny on main. Lawful good idiot. Intrigue deserves better than Elaida. Complete Jackassery.

    Ep. 61 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 14 & 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 77:35


    What chapter is this? Vendettaaaaaa! Yikes on bikes. Someone smoothed their skirt, take a shot. Dark friend lasagna. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 60 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 12 & 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 72:09


    We're not your role models. Our nerd dick is dully erect. BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE. We're not gonna go into Dostoevsky. Liandrin's murder list.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 59 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 10 & 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 77:28


    A socially acceptable amount of wine. Nobody wants a cursed dick. He's a bitch; stop blowing him up, please. A band called Mat's Leather Sack. Hurin, the True Messiah. The chancla has power. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Ep. 58 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 8 & 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 81:24


    Lesbian sea shanties. Geographically illiterate. Full feral. A Flintstone's vitamin and a band-aid. Press F to pay respects. Schrodinger's Verin. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 57 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 6 & 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 69:54


    Animals doing things. Men is too headache. There's no negging in mac & cheese. Glasses are for communists.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Ep. 56 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 4 & 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 63:07


    17th century whores are basically our calling card. Just legitimize Henry Fitzroy FFS. It hit different. Give up that ass. Emo wolf boy, emo magic boy.  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Ep. 55 - The Dragon Reborn: Ch. 2 & 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 57:29


    Heh. Taint. Honestly, that's all we've got.

    Ep. 54 - The Dragon Reborn: Prologue & Ch. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 85:16


    Saved from rabies and a lion. Okay, Theoden King. Dick deep in it. Waxing poetic. Fuckin' ravens. Perrin has +5 to perception. Tai'shar Uno.

    Ep. 53 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 48, 49 & 50

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 83:53


    Lots of Aladdin talk to kick off 2020. Min is yoked. Moiraine is so fucking extra. Read the room, Perrin. You can't just gank the Dark One.

    Ep. 52 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 46 & 47

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 111:04


    Binocular shit. Host of ghosts. Birgitte 100% has the biggest dick of all. Time stop hentai. Sheepherder ascendent. Vaccinate your fucking kids. Grade A Ass-Dick, Artur Hawkwing.

    Ep. 51 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 44 & 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 96:54


    The non-canon canon Amyrlin. The Flamingo's Fang. Tall and wide, like my ass. Mat's canon boner. Chopsticks. A Very Athletic Boi. Hurricane drill yoga pose. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Bonus Ep. 9 - WoT + D&D = A Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 91:57


    Please to enjoy the full interview we did with Jon from the Just Role With It Podcast! Season 1, Episode 1 of The Dragon's Shadow, their new campaign set in the 4th Age in the Wheel of Time universe, will drop on Tuesday, December 16th, at 6 am Pacific Standard Time. Find them online: Twitter: @just_role Patreon: patreon.com/JRWI Download: http://justrolewithit.net/

    Ep. 50 - Woolheaded Wonders

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 89:37


    Happy Anniversary to us! To celebrate the big 5-0 we did a live chat recording on our Discord. It got buck wild. Spoilers out!  Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon  

    Ep. 49 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 42 & 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 83:00


    I hate you, Ron. Mac & cheese sex noises. Grand theft tree fruit. The return of the Westlands' favorite pirate. I Hate You Ron: https://youtu.be/nbt2DaDu-oE Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Support us on Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon

    Ep. 48 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 40 & 41

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 61:31


    Hell of an effort. A lethal combination. The webs we weave. Liandrin & Suroth, one night only. So much fuckery. They get their spell slots back. Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod

    Ep. 47 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 38 & 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 120:29


    Don't have calcium with your iron supplements! Thom Merrilin, Kingkiller: he did what Hamlet could not. Liandrin's shitty glory. Plus an interview with Aginor from the Just Role With It Podcast! Find us online: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPod Find Just Role With It: http://justrolewithit.net/ https://www.patreon.com/JRWI https://twitter.com/just_role

    Bonus Ep. 8 - The Wheel of the Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 65:46


    Our good great friend Daniel Greene, aka the second most talented Daniel Greene on YouTube, joins us to talk professional content creation, WoT casting, the Last Battle (à la telethon), and Pierce Brosnan's chest hair.  Daniel's YouTube: http://bit.ly/2ndBestDaniel   Twitter: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta Facebook: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon Discord: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord Website: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite

    Ep. 46 - The Great Hunt: Ch. 36 & 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2019 82:51


    Jess sort of left her notes in a hotel room in Chicago but there was almost certainly something about dicks in there so...you're welcome, housekeeping staff at the Hyatt Regency.   Twitter: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerInsta Facebook: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerFacebook Patreon: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerPatreon Discord: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerDiscord Website: http://bit.ly/WhiteTowerWebsite  

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