Two Gays One Show

A slutty farewell...For now... ;)

Nice rack Kim

Your body is falling apart in all the places that matter

My weird kink is emotional connection

I'm a lady who has lady toots

I'm the pansexual protagonist

My fingies are covering me nip nips

Your cock is too big to fill me

Big boobie anime girls

Going around sniffing old lady's buns

Edged and ready to go

Wiggling my arms and praying

I need an exorcism

Hopping down my ass hole

Look at me in the eyes and stop grabbing your penis

I believe in giving back to bald people

Your bald head looks like a thumb you ugly mother fucker

I would like to detonate people

I want to rub wrinkles with you

You probably look gross when you cry.

Do snails know they're slow?

Two lonely girls at the bar

A bouquet of frog legs

You could fuck a cucumber and you wouldn't be dating it

I will slip'n'slide into hell

Black by injection.

Tell people about the meat sweats.

Is that a hickey?!

Gonzo from the fucking Muppets

Yass Daddy Jesus

Life is great when you're a lima bean

I love thumping bibles with my boobs

A giant black shlong

Shut up and put your finger in me ass

#who_is_huge_grant_anyway?

Natalie the nepo nipple baby

Mr. Thick Thighs

I wanna fuck my dad cuz he's got a big shlong

I spanked pumpkin puree for at least ten minutes

We have holes together

Butter my pooper!?

You know in your heart that you have a sloshy vagina

We love denial

Let's eat cake and cry together

I'm a pickle not a tramp

Did your dad come back with the milk?

A big Italian baby #short king

Piss on me in my piss pool

It's your lesbian lover from Costco!

Smell hard, die hard play hard.

We'll tickle each other's pickles and say thank you.