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Quaranteam – Book 1: Part 6 Andrew Rook continues to grow his family. Based on a post by CorruptingPower, in 25 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels.   Chapter 17 The morning after any good party is generally a challenge to get up and out of bed, but thankfully, they hadn't gone too late into the evening, and so, everyone had gotten to bed at a reasonable hour. And the wonderful smell of a good, late brunch was the clincher to get everyone out of the bed. Jenny had prepared an excellent morning feast for them, but timed it so that it was just before noon when she had it ready, drawing everyone downstairs, although most of the girls were in pajamas still, and Andy stuck to sweats himself. Over a combination of huevos rancheros and breakfast burritos, Niko and Andy explained to the rest of the girls about Andy's upcoming day at poker. Their reactions were much like Andy's initial impressions. Shock at first, followed by concern for the women who were supposed to be showing up on Andy's doorstep tomorrow. "I mean," Andy said, in between bites of his burrito, "it's never come up before, but I technically do have the right to refuse any woman who shows up on my doorstep. Like, for example, if had been too much of a hassle for Lauren, I could've just sent Taylor away." "Which reminds me," Lauren said, bringing a mimosa to her lips, "you need to imprint her today, especially if you're going to be coming home tomorrow night with a whole stable of new women." "I think you girls have a lot more faith in my poker skills than I do," Andy sighed. "And I think you're just being modest to set expectations," Niko said. "I watched you confidently take apart those poor boys last night." "I've known those guys for over a decade, Niko. They've got tells and I've had time to learn them, but you're talking about cold reading a room worth of men, most of whom I've never met." "If Rachel's to be believed, most of them are crap, Andy, so the only person you've really got to worry about is Covington himself." "You mean, I've only got to worry about the one guy I have to beat. Sure, no problem." "Do your best, baby," Niko said to him, squeezing his hand. "That's all I'm asking." That hung in the air for a couple of minutes before Lauren started giggling, and Andy turned to look at her, raising an eyebrow. "What's all that about?" "I was just thinking about you saying you had the right to refuse a woman delivered to you, and was trying to imagine you refusing Niko when she showed up." "You know, I still don't remember showing up at all?" Niko said. "I'm serious. The first thing I remember is waking up in the morning sucking your cock. I mean, I remember picking your picture out, and I sort of remember the start of the drive over to the old condo, but showing up on your doorstep? Me fucking myself on top of him in the goddamn dining room? I know you told me I did all that, but I don't remember any of it." "You were pretty out of it," Aisling said. "But it was kinda hot, watching you just pin him down and fucking use him. He wanted to take you upstairs first, but you were too wound up to let him do that, so he had to carry you naked upstairs after he'd filled you up with your first load." "I feel a little robbed that I don't get to remember that first super intense orgasm, though." "If you really want to get something equivalent," Lauren said, "you just need to fast from his cum for a couple of weeks. Right around the point you're starting to break, you'll get that high again, but the pain of waiting that long isn't worth if you ask me." "I agree," Aisling said, "but it's probably worth trying at least once, just so you can know." Niko shook her head. "I remember you telling me about how it felt waiting that long, Lauren, and I don't think I have any need to inflict that much need on myself." "You wait any longer to imprint Taylor," Aisling said, "and she's going to be there herself. She's already having trouble keeping her head clear enough to follow the rules." Niko nodded over at Lauren. "I get that you want to punish her, but she needs to get imprinted, otherwise she's not even going to remember the punishment." Lauren giggled a little. "I know, I know. Let's sic Andy on her after we finish brunch." "I like how much my opinion is being consulted on this," Andy grumbled. "Oh you know you're itching to have a go at her," Lauren smirked, waggling a fork in his direction. "Just remember, one of the three holes is off limits until she's passed the month, and frankly, I don't want you firing that sex bomb of yours down her throat for her first time either." "You've made it pretty clear what you want out of this, Lauren," Andy said. "I won't forget." After they finished brunch, the foursome headed upstairs. Taylor had been given brunch in a bowl while they'd been eating, and she had finished all of it. When they entered the room, she looked up, but didn't move over, as she was trying to take all of her cues from them and not initiate anything on her own. "Alright Taylor," Lauren said, "it's time. Andy's going to imprint you now, so I hope you've internalized all the lessons you've witnessed over the last several days." "Yes Mistress," Taylor said. "May I go and make a few small preparations? Not for myself, but for the Master." Lauren seemed to consider this for a moment, then nodded. "Five minutes in the bathroom. We'll be out here waiting." Taylor moved to head into the bathroom, closing the door behind her. "Wonder what she's doing in there," Aisling said, as she moved to sit in one of the big plush chairs scattered around the room. Niko grinned impishly, as she moved to recline on the couch against the wall. "Oh, she told me she's been trying to plan as best as she can to make both Andy and Lauren happy." "I'm not sure I even want to know what that means," Andy said, moving to sit down on the edge of the massive bed. "I'm not sure I'd let her tell you, even if she wanted to," Lauren said. "Oh, you want to try and tell me what to do, Lauren," Niko said, a playful smile on her lips, "and we can see which one of us paid more attention in hand to hand combat classes." "That sounds like fighting words," Lauren giggled, miming rolling up her sleeves. Andy narrowed his eyes at them. "Don't make me bend you both over my knee and paddle your asses red." "Promises promises," Lauren said, blowing him a kiss. Just then, Taylor opened the door and walked in from the bathroom before moving to get down on her knees in front of Andy. She had put on dark, heavy mascara and pulled her platinum blonde hair back into a solid ponytail, held with a scrunchy that looked like it could handle a bit of force. She'd also put on thigh high white stockings that looked like extra long sport socks with red rings around her thighs. It made her look sportier, and also a little bit younger. "Your slut is ready for you to use her, Master, if you are ready." Andy slid from the bed and crouched down, brushing a hand along her face. "This is your last chance to back out, Taylor." Taylor leaned in and whispered into his ear. "I want this, Andy. I want to be part of your family. But my safeword is 'yeti,' if you're really worried." She'd said it quietly enough that he was certain none of the other girls had heard any of it. "I like the mascara," Lauren said, reaching to brush a fingertip along Taylor's cheek. "It's going to run nicely when he's skullfucking your face." "Yes Mistress. I thought you might enjoy seeing that, proof that he's making me cry." "Tears of joy, I hope." Taylor nodded. "Joy, yes. But also from being unable to breathe. I want Master to really use his slut, to make her gag and choke and gasp for air." "Good," Lauren said. "I want you to get him so wound up that he can't think straight, Taylor. I want to see him actively fucking use you, until you're a quivering, brainless heap of well used flesh, lying there in a goddamn puddle on the floor. You think you can handle that?" "For you, Mistress? I can handle anything." Her chin was lifted proudly, displaying that leather collar she'd been forced to wear since her arrival. "Please, Master, may your worthless slut finally taste your cock?" Lauren put her hand on Andy's shoulder, leaning in to whisper into her mouth. "Remember, I don't want you cumming in her mouth. Just in her ass, okay?" There was a tiny amount of trepidation to her voice, as if she wanted to be sure she wasn't overstepping her boundaries, so Andy simply nodded. He felt hands on his waist, and it was clear Taylor had taken the nod to be to her and not to Lauren, but Andy didn't feel the need to correct her. Taylor pulled his sweatpants and boxers down to his ankles, lifting one of his feet for him and then the other, to help him step out of them, before she finally looked at his thick cock before her bright blue eyes. "Your little whore has been thinking about this nonstop since she got here, Master. About how she watches your girls when their eyes roll back in their heads, when their legs twitch and spasm when you fill them up. And even though she knows it's unbecoming of her," she said, looking down as one of her hands stroked his thick cock, "she's been getting more and more jealous of them, of those intense feelings you evoke in them. She knows she needs to be patient and wait her turn, but sometimes, even thinking about it gets her cunt all wet, Master. May she at long last have a taste and begin her process of officially becoming yours? Please, Master? This worthless slut aspires to be better, to be more, to be, yours." They'd been particularly careful not to let her taste any precum of his because even so much as a droplet would prime the imprinting process. It wouldn't fully start until she got her first full load of his jism, but the amount in precum was enough to get the process ready to burst. Taylor had gotten particularly close to the girls when they were playing with Andy, usually at Lauren's insistence, but in her eagerness to rub Taylor's face in it, she'd come dangerously near starting the process early. Andy was about to say that she could when Lauren reached her hand along the back of Taylor's head, grabbing the ponytail, shoving Taylor's face down onto his cock until he could feel the head of it pressing against the back of her throat, forcing its way in, even as her eyes looked up at him with adoration in them, her body literally vibrating at it, as the precum oozed from his mushroom tip into her mouth. Her eyes were fluttering, almost like they were threatening to roll back into her skull, and while she was doing her best to maintain control of herself, he could feel a bit of drool dripping down onto his balls. After what felt like an eternity of keeping his cock buried inside of her mouth, Lauren finally pulled Taylor back, and she gasped hungrily for air, slobbering even as her eyes were starting to water, her chest rising and falling quickly. "Are you  " Before Andy could even continue the sentence, Taylor grabbed onto his hips with both hands and pulled her face back onto his cock until her nose was buried in the thatch of brown hairs at the base of his cock. "Don't just leave her on, Andy," Lauren hissed at him. "Give the little whore what she wants. Fuck that little cheating face of hers until she's a sloppy mess." Andy's hands grabbed onto the side of Taylor's head and pulled her face back, but just when the head of his cock was at the ring of her lips and she was inhaling another lungful of air, he shoved his cock back into her face, pushing it back against her throat once more, evoking a gurgling cough from her, as those eyes started to water hard, a single black tear running down her right cheek. He pulled her back back and off his cock, letting her drink in another swallow of air, a wide smile on her messy lips, precum and spit dangling from them, as her tongue lashed out to try and lap it up before Andy shoved her face down once more. Taylor was doing her best to lean into Andy, but Lauren was mostly controlling the depth she could reach, using her ponytail as a leash, although Lauren seemed to be letting Andy do most of the driving for the moment, partially because Andy had been told not to cum in Taylor's mouth, and it was starting to take some effort to keep himself cooled off. She had a talented tongue, and there was something primal and carnal about seeing his precum smeared all over the blonde's chin, drooling on herself when she had half a moment without Andy's cock in her throat. "Whose whore are you?" Lauren said, reaching forward to slap Taylor across the face, making that mascara run even more. "Yours, Mistress." "Wrong answer!" Lauren shouted, slapping Taylor's other cheek, hard enough to make Andy a little nervous. "Try again. Whose whore are you?" Taylor swallowed a breath of air, looking up with those heavily watered icy blue eyes of hers, realizing her mistake immediately. "His whore, Mistress. The Master's whore." "That's right, you cuntrag," Lauren sneered. "I'm your Mistress, but this man fucking owns you, if you want to live under this roof. You will deny him nothing. You will do whatever he asks of you, and you will do it gladly." "Yes Mistress. Sorry Mistress." "Don't apologize to me, you dumb bimbo! Apologize to him." "Your worthless slut is sorry, Master. She belongs to you, and only you, and will never forget that again." "You know what I think?" Lauren said, her face a wicked angry snarl. "I think you ought to spit into that bitch's mouth, so she knows who fucking owns her." Taylor visibly flinched, but leaned her head back, opening her mouth wide. "That's it, Andy," Lauren goaded. "Get a big mouthful of spit and give it to that vapid cunt." Spitting had never much turned Andy on, and if he was honest, he found it excessive and unneeded, but all of this was about giving Lauren some closure, so he pursed his lips together and started to summon a big mouthful of spit. Just as he was about to spit into Taylor's mouth, she turned her head suddenly and said, "Yeti! God, I'm sorry, yeti!" Andy turned his head and spit onto the floor, as his mind raced, trying to figure out a way to disarm the situation he knew he was about to be in. The imprinting process was already primed, so it was too late to pass Taylor off to someone else, or to send her away, but he suspected the explosion of temper that was about to erupt from Lauren was going to make all their lives living hell for a time. He turned to look at her as he started to speak, "Now look Lauren, there's limits, to,” The look on Lauren's face wasn't one of anger. It was one of, amusement? He frowned and she started to giggle, and pretty soon, all the girls in the room were giggling, including Taylor at his feet. "Sorry, Andy," Lauren finally said, through fits of laughter. "I told you he'd stop if she said to," Aisling said. "No matter how wronged you felt, Lauren, he wasn't gonna lose control." "Damn," Lauren said, "and here I figured I could get him worked up enough to push past it. Guess I owe you twenty." "Excuse me, were, were you gambling over whether or not I'd take a woman against her will?" Now Andy felt like he was the one starting to get angry. "It was just a game, love," Lauren said. Andy stepped away from Taylor and over to Lauren and picked her up, no easy feat considering her height compared to his, moving over to the bed, putting her down and bending her over it before yanking down her pajama bottoms. "What are you going to do, spank me?" Andy welled up his rage into his right hand and brought it down onto Lauren's ass with the hardest spank he could muster. "Ow! Jesus, Andy, that rightly stung!" Wham! His hand clapped down again, just as hard, and he heard her groan, a weird blend of pain and excitement, her whole body shaking. "Strewth, that hurts!" Wham! His hand spanked down once more, the cheek of her ass starting to redden quickly under the power of his slaps. "Fuck Andy!" Wham! "I'm sorry!" Wham! "Bugger, Master, I'm fucking sorry, awlright?" At that, Andy held his hand in the air, not slapping again, but brought his hand down softly to slowly press his fingernails against the edge of the reddened flesh, and then dragged them firmly across that handprint he'd left there, making Lauren quiver, lost somewhere between lust and fear. "You're right you're right, okay, it was a shitty thing to do, and I'm sorry, I'm very fucking sorry. I shouldn't have made her do it." Andy looked back at Taylor. "And you. I ought to just leave you like this." Taylor's face reddened as much as Lauren's ass. "I'm sorry, Master. She told me to do it, and I didn't want to upset her. I do have an actual safeword, but it isn't yeti. I told Lauren what it was, though, and how I didn't think she would need to use it." "And if you're punishing Lauren, Daddy, you probably need to punish all of us," Aisling sighed. "I mean, I took her bet." "Speak for yourself, Red," Niko said. "I told you I thought it was a bad idea." "Well, now we know, I guess," Aisling said. "You okay, Lauren?" Lauren lifted her head up, and there was a strange look on her face. After a moment, it registered to Andy that she was more turned on that he'd ever seen her before in his life, and that included the moment when she'd been in a complete fuck daze after her sex fasting. "That was the hottest thing that's ever happened to me," she moaned, struggling to not drool on herself. "I've been trying to get you to lay into me for months, Andy, and I don't think it's much of a punishment." She grinned, all crazy eyed and wild. "I'm a bad girl." "Well then, you know how I'm going to punish you, Lauren?" Andy sighed. "I'm gonna put you away wet. You can go without a dose until the end of the week now that you're all wound up." "Oh god, that's cruel, you delicious bastard," she purred. "I fucking love it. But that's okay, I've earned this. And now that you're all wound up, it's time you take it out on Taylor." Andy looked from Lauren over to Taylor, who nodded enthusiastically. "This is what I want, Andy. I want my first time to be hard, rough, fucking brutal. I don't want to be treated like 'one of the girls,' because I haven't earned that, not yet." She started crawling over on all fours towards him, doing her best to keep her head raised, so she could see her face while she talked. "After the month, we can do the soft stuff. We can cuddle and lay together gently in bed and I can fall asleep in your arms, or in Lauren's. But I need to pay for my misdeeds." Niko and Aisling both sat up a little bit, although Andy could see that Niko had her hand down the front of her pajama bottoms, clearly rubbing her own cunt. "This time, I'm not one of your girls, not a partner or a girlfriend or a wife or whatever you're calling them, because I'm not there yet." Lauren was looking over her shoulder at Taylor, not moving from her spot bend over the edge of the bed. "You're already doing me a favor by imprinting me, when you don't know if you should yet. But I love Lauren. I love her so much it hurts to know how badly I fucked everything up. So until I can make that right, I'm a worthless fuckhole, a filthy bitch you should batter and plow and fuck within an inch of her life. I want you to drill me so hard that I can't sit down for a week." Taylor turned around and waggled her ass in his direction, leaning her shoulders down to make sure it was upturned, so he could get a good look at her asshole, as well as her cunt that was drenched with fuck cream. "It's yours, Master. I'm yours. Your fuckdoll, your bitch, your worthless whore to pump full of spunk and leave, sore and drenched. I know you aren't going to have my cunt until after my month's punishment, but just look at that tight little asshole I have just for you." "Just for you now," Lauren corrected. "That's true, Master. You won't be my first, but you will absolutely be my last. I will be a good slut for you, loyal in every possible way. You own all of me, from my toes to my head, and you may do whatever you want with any of it." "She talks a big game, doesn't she?" Niko said with a smile. "Whatever you want, Master, I will do. If you'd wanted to parade me naked in front of all your guests last night, I would've gladly done it. I'm not ashamed of how I screwed up before; I'm proud you're letting me make it right. You've had every chance this last week to treat me horribly, and you've never done it. So now I'm asking you, no, I'm begging you. Punish me. Fuck me. Claim me. Mark your territory. Make me your property. Own me. Use me, harder than you have any of your girls, because I need to learn to be better, to be worth better. But you have to accept me first." Taylor placed her face and shoulders down on the floor, and reached behind her to grab the well toned cheeks of her ass, pulling them apart. "I'm all yours, sir, but you need to imprint me. Fucking take me already." "You'll do anything I say, Taylor? Anything?" "Speak and it will be done, Master." Andy finally felt like he was actually in control for the first time today. "Stand up." "Sir?" "Don't make me say it twice," he growled, mostly for effect, but he could've sworn he heard Aisling moan wantonly in response to it. "Yes sir," she said, placing her hands on the ground, moving onto all fours before standing up. "Sorry sir." She kept her hands folded together in front of her, her eyes lowered to the floor. "Here's what's going to happen." Andy saw Lauren was starting to try and shift, so he slapped her ass once more, and her hips shoved forward into the bed once more, groaning, making it clear she now understood she wasn't to move without his say so. "Words are great and all, and I'm glad to hear you've learned how I'm turned on by dirty talk, but I'm going to give you a harder challenge. You need to convince me that you belong to me with a kiss, just one kiss." Taylor started to move towards him, but he raised his hand and she immediately stopped in her place. "Is there more, sir?" "There is. After you convince me with a kiss, you're going to convince Lauren as well, in the same way. But you're going to put all of that sadness, all of that embarrassment, all of that shame, all of that is going to go into your kiss with her, to convince her that you understand how badly you hurt her, and how much you want to make it up to her." "Now Andy  " Lauren started to say, but as soon as he turned to look at her, the expression on his face cowed her into silence. "After that, I'm going to fulfill my promise to Lauren, and I am going to fuck your ass so hard, it'll be sore for a week. I am going to sodomize you so hard, you'll think you've gone to prison, and you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that as soon as I cum in your ass, you are going to feel your mind being blown into a billion fragments, and every single fucking one of them will have my name stamped onto it." Taylor was shivering now, but Andy was almost certain it was with pure excitement. "You are going to wake up tomorrow and feel like a completely new woman. Ash?" "Every single sense you have is going to be on overload tomorrow," Aisling said to Taylor. "It'll be like the volume on your life is turned up to 11. Smells, sights, sounds, tastes, and touches, they'll all be in full overdrive, which means your ass is going to hurt like you didn't even believe is possible. I'm talking the kind of pain that feels like it goes down to your very soul." "And you won't be able to take any drugs for it to mute the pain," Niko said. "No aspirin, no ibuprofen, not even a stiff drink. That pain'll linger for a full day, and there's not a goddamn thing anyone can do to make it go away before it's ready." "By Tuesday, it'll be sore, but it won't feel like it's threatening to overwhelm your body. But for all of tomorrow, you are going to fucking hurt in a way that you can't even begin to imagine. And this is your last chance to walk away from it." Andy knew he was actually lying at this point. Sure, he had to imprint Taylor, but he didn't have to listen to Lauren and go at her as roughly as she wanted. If he didn't, though, there would always be a rift between the two women, and that was something he didn't want either of them to suffer through, so he was doing his best to navigate down this narrow street the two women had built for him together. "So what's your decision?" he said to her. Taylor looked up, a steely resolve to her face, one he'd seen mirrored in Lauren's face more than once before. She stepped forward and wrapped her arms around him, pulling him down so that she could press her lips against his, and in the kiss that followed, he could feel all of those conflicting emotions battling inside of her. It was the first time they'd kissed, but it was almost like it was a new first kiss for him, like he was a young man again in his parents' basement, kissing some girl in the dark while a scary movie played on the tv. She held the kiss for a long moment, the heat of the kiss turning up in the middle before backing down a little, so at the end he felt like she was trying to convey her shame at having cheated on Lauren. "Was, Is that good enough, sir?" Andy smiled a little. "And now the other half." Taylor mouthed the words "thank you" to him, out of sight of all the others, before she turned to the bed. Lauren was starting to try and turn around again, but Andy took the palm of his hand and pushed it hard on the small of her back, keeping her pinned there, and Taylor immediately understood what he was doing. She crawled up onto the bed, her pose mimicking Lauren's, bent over the edge of the bed, although to get in line with Lauren, she had to be much further up the bed. She looked painfully nervous, but reached and turned Lauren's face to look at her. Lauren's eyes were still pinched in anger at Taylor, up until their lips met, and Taylor kissed Lauren with everything she'd wanted to say to her for months now, holding onto her, even as Lauren tried to remain impassive and stonefaced at first, but melted shortly to the intensity of desperation that Taylor was giving to her. As the kiss continued, Andy started to position the players the way he wanted to, pushing Taylor as he pulled on Lauren, making Lauren roll onto her back on the bed, and bringing Taylor to straddle her, the two a tangled mess of lips and tongues, Lauren's hand against the back of Taylor's head now, keeping her face mashed against her own. Aisling could see he was maneuvering them, and hopped up, grabbing a couple of pillows, sliding them beneath Lauren's head, propping her up a bit, so that when Andy pulled Taylor down some to get her in position, she could still continue making out with her. Once he had her in place, Andy sawed his cock back and forth across Taylor's feverishly dripping snatch, feeling her ooze cream onto his thick shaft, even as she was trying to shift her hips, making it clear she still wanted to follow Lauren's rules, even now, her mind a dizzying chaos of fucknoise and lust. She reached one of her hands behind her to pull on her asscheek, forcing that pink pucker to expose itself even further. Andy lined the head of his cock up against her asshole, but then paused for a moment. That pause made Taylor break from the kiss long enough to plead with him once more. "Please, oh god please do it, Master. I've always been yours, your wanton fucking whore, I just didn't know it. Show me. Teach me. Fuck my ass and claim what's always been yours. Fucking take your bitch. Claim her. Own me!" That was good enough for him. He pushed his hips forward, feeling her asshole give a little more easily than his other girls had on their first time with him, and he suspected it wasn't Taylor's first time taking a man's cock in her ass. He felt no particular need to be exploring virgin territory, so it didn't bother him. As soon as he was most of the way inside of her ass, he could feel Taylor tense up, both of her hands clutching to Lauren's face, moaning into the other woman's mouth in a loud, muffled shriek, as her body clenched up, and suddenly Andy could feel liquid splashing back off Lauren's thighs up against his balls, as Taylor began to squirt all over the Aussie. He was tempted to ease off a bit, but Lauren had made it quite clear that the one thing he absolutely positively wasn't to do was to go easy on her, so he pushed forward until he was as deep as he could get, then pulled back only to punch forward again with a rough slam. Lauren broke from the kiss this time so that Andy could get an earful of Taylor's whorish moans, her body covered in goosebumps. "I think I'm fucking blind!" Taylor whimpered. "I've never cum so fucking hard in my fucking life oh my fucking god what the fuuuuuuck!" The Australain slapped Taylor across the face again, certainly less hard than before. "What do you say, you useless fuckhole?" "Oh god," Taylor said, as Andy drew back. "Thank you, Master! Fuck me! Fuck your needy bitch in her tight young ass until it's fucking carved in the shape of your cock! You're so fucking thick, it hurts, but your bitch loves how it hurts, so fucking rail her! Plow this bitch, your bitch, until she's cumming her brains out her fucking ears!" Lauren kissed her again, as Andy started to really rail her, shoving his cock hilt deep each and every time, making his balls slap against Lauren's sloppy twat that was still dripping girljizz onto his nuts. But Andy decided if they wanted him to get rough, he would oblige them. His hand grabbed onto Taylor's ponytail and yanked her head back hard, making her spine curve back, a strangled howl of pleasure shredding the air. He couldn't see it, but he was certain each time he drilled into Taylor, her tits were making Lauren's jiggle with them. "What are you?" he shouted at Taylor. "Ohgod," she whimpered, "I'm yours, Master. Your bitch, your whore, your slut, your worthless fuckhole to dump cum into and leave a sodden mess on the fucking floor if you want. I'm whatever you fucking tell me I am, because that's what I fucking what to be, sir." Her words were mostly squealed in between brutally hard shoves of his cock into her asshole, which continued to spasm and clench around his shaft. "Please, Daddy, let me be worthy of your cum. Your bad little bitch needs it, more than she's needed anything in her wasted life. Let her ass receive you. Oh god, your bitch wants your cum so bad it's fucking eating her away from inside! Please, Master, please, give your bitch your cum. Claim what's yours. You own this ass, this cunt, this mouth, these tits,” "I require more," Andy said, as he picked up the pace. He wasn't sure how many times Taylor had cum, but he was fairly certain it had been at least three or four. "Name it, Master, and it's yours." "I want to own that mind and that heart. Prove they belong to me. Confess." "Fuck," Taylor whined, her mascara having smeared all across her face, turning her a hideous mess, before she kissed Lauren once more, hard and fierce, before pulling her face back, looking down into the Aussie's eyes. "I love you, Lauren." Lauren's eyes instantly welled up and she kissed Taylor again before pushing her back, a look of satisfaction on her face, as she kept Taylor looking at her, saying only a single word. "And?" "And,” Taylor said, trying to trail off, a wild spike of nervousness running through her veins, before she muscled up the courage to speak again. "And I love you, Andy. Mind, body and soul, you own it all. I fucking love you, you bastard. Now please, let me, for the love of fucking god, have my fucking cum!" On that last word, one which Taylor was nearly shouting, Andy slotted his cock in nice and deep and finally let loose, a monster of an orgasm blasting a hot sticky load of spunk into her ass, and it was as though Taylor had just touched the face of God, a rapturous moan erupting from her until she forcibly locked lips with Lauren, the sound not stopping, only muffling some, as Taylor's sweat stained body quivered like it was having its own personal earthquake before slumping, almost deathly still, atop Lauren's form, the Aussie wrapping her arms around Taylor, stroking her hair, as the pint sized creature began to burble the word "imprinting" over and over again. Andy's cock had softened and slipped from her ass, as he pulled away from them, pushing them up onto the bed, grabbing a sheet, slowly pulling it up and over the two of them. "I don't have to stay here, Andy," Lauren started to say, before he waggled a finger at her. "You're exactly where you need to be right now, Lauren. Keep our newest family member safe, while the process runs its course." Lauren smiled at him, as if she was seeing him in a new light for the first time. "Yes Master." Chapter 18 The next morning, Andy woke up before anyone else. Taylor had been allowed to remain on the bed, in Lauren's arms, all night, and the two were still intertwined when Andy awoke. He suspected Niko would be up shortly, Lauren not long after that, although she might sleep a bit longer what with Taylor pressed up against her. Aisling wouldn't be up for hours. Andy had gotten decent at extracting himself from the bed, but this morning, it didn't take almost any effort at all. He grabbed some sweatpants and a t shirt, pulled them on and then moved out of the bedroom and onto the balcony, looking out onto his driveway, just as the morning sprinklers turned on, down below him. He sighed, leaning against the railing, shaking his head. "You're still worried," Niko said as she moved out onto the balcony with him. "Worrying's not going to change anything." She leaned her head against his shoulder. "Anything I can do to lighten the load?" "Nah," Andy said. "By this time tomorrow, it'll all be done one way or another. So I'm trying not to think about it." They stood together quietly for a moment, before she laughed. "Not working, is it?" "Nah," he said, joining in the laugh with her. "But I'll make it work." Niko decided to take a couple of personal days, and called in to the base, telling them she needed a few days to deal with some private matters. She didn't know when the dropoff was going to be arriving, but she figured that Andy might need some help, and wanted to be around to help him through any chaos. A few hours later, Taylor awoke and was truly in agony, her ass hurting like she'd ripped it open, so Lauren also decided to take the day off and tend to her. She wasn't actually wounded in any serious way, but as predicted, the high sensitivity of her nerves post imprinting process had all the sensations cranked up to a hundred. Andy could even see a little hint of regret in Lauren's expression before she steeled herself back up, to not let Taylor see even a moment of weakness. Aisling offered to help Lauren, but Lauren insisted that Aisling just go about her normal day, so the redhead had gone down into one of the living rooms to work for the day, although she told Andy that she'd come help once the women arrived. All the girls seemed to think Andy was walking on pins and needles, but at this point, Andy was less worried about the women arriving and more worried about the upcoming card game. He spent most of the morning watching poker videos with the hole cards covered, practicing trying to read people's expressions. He hoped it would keep his mind off things, and it mostly worked. It was just after two o'clock in the afternoon when the military truck rolled up his driveway. "Here they come," he said, watching from the balcony as they started to help the two women from the back of the truck. "Oh fuck. Shit. Shit shit shit shitshitshit!" "What's the problem?" Niko asked him. She'd come to join him on the balcony when the truck had been buzzed in at the gate. The first woman to get out of the back was the blonde Nico had described to him earlier, Sheridan, a lithe woman dressed in yoga pants and a sports bra. She stretched as she got out, folding one of her arms behind her blonde mane of hair, bending like he'd never seen before. She looked to be in her mid thirties, and certainly she was a very attractive woman. But she wasn't the problem. No, it was the woman who got out right after her that had sent him into a tizzy. "Shit, I thought you said the other one's name was Teri." "It is," Niko said. "At least that's what she told everyone. Why?" "Back when I dated her, she was going by Erin," he sighed. Sure enough, the second woman looked much like she had when Andy had dated her nearly a decade ago, with a handful of notable changes. She looked older, certainly, but she'd also dyed her hair a dark chestnut brown, hiding those golden locks of hers. She also had a large tattoo on her right shoulder, which he could see through the sleeveless dress she was wearing. It was a stylized bird of paradise, and it appeared that the wings curved back under the dress along her skin. She was a little curvy, but a bit less curvy than she'd been when they'd been together. "You dated her?" Niko blanched visibly. "I'm sorry, Andy, if I'd have known,” "No, I know you didn't know, Niko. But let's just say I won't feel bad at all about passing her on to one of the other men." They walked into the bedroom and headed out into the hallway, starting to head downstairs. "I hadn't been out here long when Erin and I started dating, and we were together for a little over two years, while I was just getting started out here, working in corporate communications for eBay while I was writing the first few Druid Gunslinger novels. She hated them so much, constantly told me I was wasting my time, and that I should just focus on climbing the corporate ladder at eBay." "You're fucking kidding." "I wish," Andy said, as they walked down the stairwell. "After that she started telling me she didn't like the way my friends treated her, which is to say they wouldn't do everything she said without question. I finally got to the point where I was so sick of her bitching at me about how I wasn't living up to her expectations that I broke up with her a week before Valentine's Day. Packed up all her shit for her and threw her out of the apartment." "That's uncharacteristically cold of you, Andy." "Oh yeah?" he said, stopping walking. "She had it coming. The place was entirely in my name, and I'd spent the better part of half a year trying to convince her to put her name down as a co renter on the lease, and she wouldn't do it. I moved out of that apartment at the end of next month and didn't leave a forwarding address, just so the bitch couldn't find me, because she kept harassing me. I didn't just move apartments,  I moved cities. Hell, I moved whole regions of the goddamn Bay. Back when I was dating her, I was living up in El Cerrito, so I moved fifty miles south and hoped I was fucking done with her." "What do you mean by harassing?" The doorbell rang, and it made Andy wince. "She showed up drunk at least a dozen times. Broke into my car a few times. Broke into the old apartment once. Tried threatening my friends to find out from them where I moved to. After that failed, she tried tailing me home from work for a while, until after about a year or so, she finally left me alone." "What a hot mess." "That's an understatement," he said as they headed down the stairs. "Yeah, let me tell you, Erin Teresa Donegal and I are over and done with, and there is no way in hell I am letting that deranged terror into this family." "Ah Andy, love! There you are!" Erin said as they reached the bottom of the stairs. "I see you've moved up in the world since the last time we talked. I'm so excited to be joining this little family you've been given." "Don't unpack, Erin," Andy said. "You aren't staying." "The hell I'm not!" she said, her voice level raising to an uncomfortable volume. "I was given the option of what man I wanted as a partner, and I chose you, so it's a done deal. No more running away from your problems anymore." "I don't have to accept anyone sent to me, Erin, and I'm certainly not going to bring someone into my family who hates my friends and trashed my car." "Oh my god, are you still upset about that? It happened in the past. When are you going to let it go?" "Considering you never paid me back for the car window or the car stereo you destroyed, I wouldn't hold your breath any time soon." "Uh, are you sending me back too?" Sheridan asked, a confused look on her face, as if she realized she was caught in the midst of a deep historical squabble. "We haven't even met." At this point, Andy remembered what he'd been told to do in the instructions from Covington, and went into the rehearsed speech. "Look, there's a meeting in a few hours, and I can go and see what's going on. Maybe there was some kind of mixup about who was sent to who, so you can stay here for the night, but please don't unpack, at least until tomorrow when we get all this figured out. I should be back before midnight with some kind of clarity over all of this." While he was talking to the two women, Aisling had been using his cellphone to photograph the two for the sake of the poker game. Covington had made it clear that all the players needed to know what the "prizes" were, and so each woman was to be photographed in advance. "There's no mistake, Andrew," Erin said. "I'm exactly where I want to be." "Erin, I'm not the same guy you dated a decade ago," he said, as Aisling handed him his phone back. "You would not be happy here, and I certainly don't think the rest of my family would take to you very kindly." "No kidding," Aisling said as she scowled at the woman, shaking her head. "How could you not like his writing?" Erin sniffed in contempt at the Irish redhead. "They're juvenile, childlike stories, and nobody's ever going to want to read them." "Funny how I've sold half a million books across the series, Erin." "Children have disposable income, Andrew, and while I'm sure your little stories are fleeting distractions for them, nobody remembers them after they're done with them. They don't affect anyone. They're not literature. They don't mean anything." "Jesus," Niko growled, "I'm glad he's not letting you in, otherwise I'd probably have to beat your ass until you were begging me to stop." "I would like to see you try, young lady," Erin sneered back. She was about a decade older than Niko, but Andy would've bet on his partner over his ex."I've been taking self defense classes since I was a child." Aisling smirked and shrugged. "Niko's in the Air Force. My money's on her." Erin shook her head. "I have so much work to do here, Andrew, in teaching these girls respect and  " "Shut up! For fuck's sake, will you shut up and listen for one minute in your goddamn life, you vacuous socialite? This is my house! These are my partners, and they belong here, which is more than I can say for you!" "Andrew! How dare you  " "Stop talking! Oh my god, do you ever shut up, or are you so enthralled with the sound of your own voice that the words have lost all fucking meaning? You never wanted me, you wanted what you thought you could make me into, but whatever docile, kowtowing toady that is, that's not me, and it's never going to be me! I'm done getting pushed around by you. So don't get fucking comfortable!" At that, Andy stormed off, leaving Aisling and Niko to apologize to Sheridan and/or deal with Erin. Andy headed downstairs and into his office, closing the door behind him, moving to settle down at his desk, as his two cats, both of whom had been in his office, moved to claim his lap, demonstrating their affection, trying to soothe the temper of their angered master. As it usually did, the cats cleared his head and cooled him off. He wanted to not think about it, so for the next few hours, he just focused on his writing, getting a few chapters into the next Druid Gunslinger novel, that he was currently calling "The Dryad Always Sings Twice," although he wasn't in love with the title. Some time later, there was a knock at his door, and he sighed. "It's unlocked," he said, hoping it wouldn't be Erin. Niko moved to enter the room, closing the door behind her as she moved in. "You weren't kidding about that girl being a piece of work," she said. "How'd you two even hook up in the first place?" "I mean, she's attractive, and she took an interest in me at a time when I didn't have a whole lot of self confidence. And she wasn't entirely like this back then. The longer we were together, the more her intense desire to have complete and total control in our relationship came out." "Yeah, but pretty girls make graves," Niko said to him, moving to wrap her arms around him from behind. "None of you three have killed me yet. Maybe I've just gotten lucky." "Or maybe you've gotten more refined in your taste since your mishap." She kissed him tenderly. "Anyway, I thought I'd let you stew a bit, but it's getting time for you to head over to Covington's for the poker game. Are you ready?" He chuckled a little. "Not really, but there's no time like the present." He saved his file and shut down his computer. "Is she still being a pain in the ass?" "Nah, Ash basically quarantined them in the pool house out back after Erin demanded to see where the master bedroom was, so she could get unpacked." "Like you said, quite a piece of work." He helped the cats off of his lap and moved to stand up before giving Niko another kiss. "Thanks for keeping her away from me. You can imagine the hard memories seeing her brought up." "No kidding. I mean, the fucking gumption on that bitch." She pet Muninn for a second before Andy opened the door, and she moved to walk with him. "Anyway, I'm coming with you." "Are your sure you want to? There's a chance I won't come back with your friend." She nodded, as they headed down the hall, heading towards the garage. "If you don't, I want to be with you so you know that I'm not mad at you." Niko pushed one of the buttons and the garage door in front of the Tesla roadster. "Hop in, I'll drive." The drive over to Covington's mansion was only about ten minutes, and at least a couple of those minutes were spent waiting at the gate for Covington's security team to let them in. There was a full checkpoint, with a couple of women in military fatigues, each of whom had a M16 at the ready. Covington's mansion was far more decadent than Andy's, and as they drove up the driveway, Andy suspected that Covington might even be the founder of the enclave that preceded New Eden, when it was just a bunch of rich fat cats living in a gated community of their own devising. The house itself was some weird hybrid of European colonial tradition and hyper post modern industrialism, with a statue of Covington himself in the center of the circular driveway in front of the home. The statue portrayed him as a pioneer, with a child on one shoulder, and a dozen women laying around him, each reaching up to him like he was their savior. "Oh. My. God." Niko muttered. "This is extra extra." "Even if I have to cheat," Andy mumbled, "I am going to run this asshole into the ground." Niko immediately turned and shook her head at him. "Don't cheat. Don't. He's caught cheaters before, and they get thrown out and lose everything." "Relax," Andy said, "I don't even know how I could cheat here, even if I wanted to, which I don't. We'll play a nice, fair game of poker. Any tips from your friend?" "The only thing she could tell me is that he has a hard time getting untilted if things start going against him." Andy nodded. "That's good to know. Let's go meet the competition." The two exited the car and headed up the stairs, where a blonde in a French maid's outfit opened the door for them. It was similar to the outfit Nicolette chose to wear, except here the blonde's tits were completely exposed, and the skirt was significantly shorter. Andy was certain the girl wasn't allowed to wear panties either. "You are here for the game?" the woman asked him, her voice accented in heavy French tones. "I am. Andrew Rook." The woman nodded. "Staff and colleagues need to remain away from the card room, so I will escort your woman to join the rest of the chauffeurs." She snapped her finger and another woman, this one in a butler's outfit, except that she wore no shirt beneath the black overcoat, which left most of her tits exposed. "Amber will take you to meet up with the other players." Andy could feel Niko tense up next to him, and took her hand in his. "I'll see you in a bit, okay?" Niko sighed, exhaling the breath, then nodded. "I'm just sad I won't get a chance to see your face when you see all the other stakes in play tonight," a sly smile on her face. "That's a shame, but let me tell ya, I think you're gonna play your absolute best when you see what's up for grabs." She winked as she started to stroll away with the butler. "This way, sir?" the butler said to him and led him down a series of stairs. It felt a little like walking into a lair. The hallways were lined with expensive art, but there was no rhyme or reason to it, no sense of what was important or what had personal meaning. It all felt, well, dumped. Like someone was showing off what they'd acquired, but didn't really care for. In fact, the whole home felt like that. Like the owner didn't enjoy any of what he'd acquired if he wasn't rubbing it in everybody's faces. It made Andy hate him even more. Eventually, the butler brought him to a lounge room with a massive LCD wall filling one entire side of the lounge. But Andy didn't look at it for more than a second, because it was time to size up the competition. "Ah, Andrew!" Covington said. "There you are. I was starting to wonder when you were going to show up. I was afraid that you had chickened out." Andy scrunched his eyes. "You don't know me very well, Mr. Covington  " "Please, Andrew, call me Artie!" he laughed. "Arthur then," Andy started. "You don't know me very well, Arthur, but one thing you should learn early on about me is that I don't spook easily, and I certainly don't back away from a challenge if there's a reason to try and win." "Well, there's definitely prizes worth winning in tonight's pool. Here, Airdrop me the pictures of your stakes and we'll look over all the possible winnings together." Andy paused for a moment, then pulled up his phone, sending the images over to Covington's phone. A few seconds later, the images of Sheridan and Erin joined the others on the wall, like trophies on a wall. The very presentation of it all made him sick, but he needed to look at the faces, to establish some sort of foundation to the stakes in play. He immediately saw why Niko had been teasing him. The wall of faces was full of beautiful women, twelve in total, and both Doctor Charlotte Varma and her daughter Asha Varma were up there, although they didn't look at all how he'd imagined them. Charlotte looked European, and Asha's features were an interesting blend of European and Indian. Asha thankfully looked a little older than the 18 Andy knew she was. Both women were stunning. But they weren't the ones who caught his attention at the onset. There were two faces on the board that he recognized immediately. One of them was Emily Stevens, a British actress who'd co starred in a series of films as a teenager before becoming an L A celebrity in a bunch of well received indie

What if the goal isn't just to live longer—but to live better?   In this energizing and insightful episode of the Nutritional Therapy and Wellness Podcast, host Jamie Belz is joined by one of her most cherished mentors: Joe Buishas—functional health educator, wellness speaker, and the voice behind The Tuesday Minuteand The Wellness Minute.   Joe has been a pioneer in integrative health and wellness for over 50 years, coordinating training for physicians and nutritionist through his educational company, Metabolic Management.   At 74 years young, Joe is vibrant, curious, and full of life. With decades of experience in the natural health field and a relentless hunger for learning, Joe shares what he believes are the most important elements for extending health span—the number of years you live with strength, clarity, energy, and joy.   Together, Jamie and Joe explore the key principles that promote long-term wellness, backed by clinical experience, functional insights, and timeless wisdom.   Joe's Top Health Span Essentials: Prioritize gut health and optimize digestion Keep the body in motion with daily, natural movement Eat real, nutrient-dense food that will rot or spoil—but eat it before it does Nourish your microbiome with fermented foods, polyphenols, and fiber Build and maintain lean muscle as your best anti-aging asset Strengthen your lymphatic system through regular movement Ground yourself in faith and spiritual peace Cultivate strong relationships and live with clear purpose Avoid ultra-processed foods and limit unnecessary antibiotics Support emotional and mental health through gratitude, prayer, and nervous system regulation   What You'll Learn in This Episode: The difference between health span vs. lifespan The role of lipopolysaccharides (LPS) in systemic inflammation Why emotional trauma impacts gut health and disease How short-chain fatty acids like butyrate heal both gut and brain Why digestion begins in the brain—and why slowing down before meals matters The overlooked power of fermented foods, including sauerkraut and raw fiber How purpose, movement, and joy extend your years—and make them worth living What the Blue Zones reveal about longevity—and how to apply their 9 principles to your everyday life   Resources & Mentions: Watch Joe's Tuesday Minute episode on melatonin Listen to The Wellness Minute Explore the science behind alcohol and how it impacts your brain and body:  Huberman Lab: What Alcohol Does to Your Body, Brain & Health   Whether you're in your 30s or your 70s, this conversation will help you reconnect to what truly matters for long-term health: whole food, movement, faith, community, and alignment with your body's natural rhythms.   Subscribe, share, and leave a review to support this mission and keep spreading truth in wellness, one conversation at a time.  

Join Spunky Comstock and Wolfman Mike as they trade city lights for cornfields and hit the Iowa backroads to settle the ultimate 70s vs 80s showdown—Midwestern style!

Gaspar tries to keep up as Stage Right Mike and Spunky Comstock recount their wild adventure to Codfish Hollow, Iowa, where they caught Craig Finn and Bob Mould performing together.* The guys describe their unconventional journey following directions that included "take a left at the cow pasture" and encountering a town crier dressed remarkably like Jesse Ventura from "Predator."* Mike and Spunky share how they tempted fate by visiting the Buddy Holly crash site the morning after seeing two iconic bespectacled frontmen perform. Spunky nicely ties Craig Finn to the "Dukes of Hazard" opening theme.* Gaspar and Mike offer their predictions and Wishlist's for opening acts at the upcoming Minnesota shows.* Mike provides his unique brand of travel advice for first-time visitors to Minnesota, including essential destinations, local customs, and food recommendations that may or may not be helpful.Send us a voicemail:https://www.speakpipe.com/TheHoodratRecapPodcastContact us:Thehoodratrecap.com

Tim Benz in for Mark Madden. Tim talks about the competition committee pushing back the tush push decision. Joe Rutter joins the show to break down things from the owners meetings. Tim plays a great Mike LaValliere story to wrap the hour.

Tim Benz in for Mark Madden. Tim talks about the competition committee pushing back the tush push decision. Joe Rutter joins the show to break down things from the owners meetings. Tim plays a great Mike LaValliere story to wrap the hour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen to today's podcast... Have you met any S.O.B's lately?  I mean the good kind.  The feisty, spirited ones kindly referred to as, Spunky Old Broads. These are the ladies who live life to the fullest, regardless of their circumstances.  They have learned to push forward, find humour and share their spirit with those around them. I've been fortunate to meet some very Spunky ladies – Liked my mom's cousin Linda, who makes me laugh every time I see her, Virginia who ran her first marathon at the age of 50 and who shared her message of hope with those who were also dealing with severe depression, and Shelle who travels the world for business and still takes the time to make me laugh and be my mentor. SOB Month celebrates all women over 50, who believe it is never too late to live your dream, be who you want to be, and create and do whatever you want to do. Take One Action Today To Build Your #Resiliency Tips For Building Resiliency and Celebrating Spunky Old Broads Month: I want to be a spunky old broad.  I'm not there yet.  For me, I take things way too seriously and I fret about the little things.  But I believe that it is never too late to learn something new, try something different and strive for all that life has to offer.  So I am going to remind myself to let go and laugh a little more and maybe one day I will be known as a SOB. Looking for more tips to build your resiliency? Look for my book on Amazon called Stress Out. 52 Weeks To Letting More Life In. #mentalhealth #hr

In this episode we welcome Spunky Taylor the show who is helping out with hosting duties. We take a look at the weird and extraordinary characters you have submitted and whether we prefer our characters grounded in reality or soaring with the mightiest heroes. For more from Spunky Taylor check out https://beacons.ai/spunkytaylor To see more from us check out our website https://2legit2crit.com If you want to support the show check out our merch store at https://2-legit-2-crit-shop.fourthwall.com/en-gbp/or our Ko-fi page https://ko-fi.com/2legit2crit

Join us as we recap episodes 16, 17 and 18 of season 5 of Reba!

This week I have the Scouse Joey Diaz, the one & only Spunky on the pod! We riffing about his wild life meeting King Kenny Dalglish, pocket watches, his first gig & first sexual experience plus he gonna get a message to P Diddy in prison to pass on to LeBron!

Send us a textEpisode 485"RENO 911"Actor: Carlos AlazraquiYou can meet Carlos at Rhode Island Comic Con on November 1st-3rd at the Rhode Island Convention Center.Carlos joins me to talk about his incredible  voiceover work, RENO 911, Stand up comedy, fatherhood and much, much more.Carlos Alazraqui was not just the face of Deputy James Garcia on Comedy Central's hit show RENO 911 or RENO 911 the movie!  He recently won the prestigious ANNIE AWARD for Outstanding Achievement in Voice Acting in an Animated TV/Broadcast Production THE MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN SHOW. He's also been a standup comic for over 25 years, a well known television/film actor and one of LA's top voiceover actors with hundreds of credits to his name.Television and film audiences have recently seen Carlos as Officer Alvarez in the new CBS series KEVIN CAN WAIT,  Dr. Moncada on JANE THE VIRGIN for CW, Sammy Tucker on BONES for FOX, Detective Nash on Tru TV's ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING, Mr. Foodie on MUTT AND STUFF, and Christopher Columbus on  CROSSROADS OF HISTORY. On the big screen, Carlos plays Hector in DANCE BABY DANCE to be released in 2018, and Carlo in TAKE THE TEN for Netflix.  He also has a long running commercial campaign in the Southeast as spokesman JJ Hightail for DIRECT AUTO INSURANCE.Presently he is rebooting his role of Rocko in the NEW  ROCKO'S  MODERN LIFE for Nickelodeon. He plays Mayor Temoroso on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF PUSS IN BOOTS for Dreamworks Animation and Netflix, he is the voice of Skylar in Disney's ELENA OF AVALOR, and Jimmy Pierce on Cartoon Networks new show UNLOVABLE.His other writing credits include THE RIP SQUAD a half hour live action series for Comedy Central, THE LAST WHITE DISHWASHER (short film), HEAD GAMES (short film in post production), SPIRITOLOGY (half hour series), and several other television and movie projects in development including projects with Broadway Home Video.Carlos has provided the voices for Rocko and Spunky on Nickelodeon's ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE, Mr. Weed on FOX's THE FAMILY GUY, Lazlo on Cartoon Network's CAMP LAZLO, Bane in JUSTICE LEAGUE DOOM, and Mr. Crocker on Nickelodeon's long running series FAIRLY ODD PARENTS. One of his most famous roles was the voice of The Taco Bell Chihuahua for TACO BELL, which has been documented as one of the most well known advertising campaigns of all time.Carlos also plays Bob in FUNHOUSE MASSACRE (2015), El Chupacabra, the breakout star of Disney's PLANES, Amos in the hit film FREE BIRDS, King Magnus on Disney's SOPHIA THE FIRST! You can also hear Carlos as the voice of Nestor, the Latin Penguin, in HAPPY FEET and HAPPY FEET 2 as well as Chuy and General Posada in BOOK OF LIFE, and the sexy Brazilian Helicopter Pilot and Dad's Fear in INSIDE OUT, to name just a few of his film roles.Carlos also doubles his work for PIXAR as the sound-a-like voice for Billy Crystal as Mike Wazowski for commercials and merchandise.#reno911 #fairlyoddparents  #familyguy  #podcast  #interview  https://linktr.ee/mondaymorningcriticwww.mmcpodcast.com

Pete's yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can't jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man and Pete likens Luke to JD Vance.Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bear Cash in that 401k So much yelling! How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky Bryan & Krissy eat crow! The Beanie Break We are flabbergasted LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode 176 In this podcast, New York Times bestselling author and astrologer Chani Nicholas discusses the astrology of the week and what it might mean for us all. The astrology of the week of April 29th, 2024, combines ease with calls to action. On Monday, Venus (the planet of love) moves into its home sign of Taurus — where Jupiter (the greater benefic) currently is — urging us to revel in relaxing and generative projects. On Tuesday, Mars (the planet of action) comes home to Aries to supercharge our efforts and push us forward at record speed. Later that same day, Venus squares Pluto (the planet of transformation) and prompts us to inspect the wounds in our relationships. Then on Thursday, Pluto stations retrograde in Aquarius, pulling the focus toward technology, social activism, and collectivism. Finally, on Friday, Mars sextiles Pluto, daring us to go deep and make sure we're in step with our goals. All in all, this week is a potent one to work with. This episode was recorded on 2/29/2024. For more, check out your free daily horoscope on the homepage of the CHANI app — now on iOS and Android. The music featured in the podcast was created by Latashá.

Calling all dog lovers and true-crime aficionados! In 2022 Linda brought a chipped, cracked, and stained ceramic plate featuring the portrait of a long-ago dog to GBH's Antiques Roadshow in Santa Fe, NM. But why would the story around this unassuming item soon ignite controversy among appraisers as to the plate's true worth? Join host Adam Monahan as he chases the fantastic story of Skippy, a Belgian Shepherd who in 1952 saved Linda from the arms of a kidnapper and was subsequently honored as Dog of the Year.

Listen to today's podcast... Have you met any S.O.B's lately?  I mean the good kind.  The feisty, spirited ones kindly referred to as, Spunky Old Broads. These are the ladies who live life to the fullest, regardless of their circumstances.  They have learned to push forward, find humour and share their spirit with those around them. I've been fortunate to meet some very Spunky ladies – Liked my mom's cousin Linda, who makes me laugh every time I see her, Virginia who ran her first marathon at the age of 50 and who shared her message of hope with those who were also dealing with severe depression, and Shelle who travels the world for business and still takes the time to make me laugh and be my mentor. SOB Month celebrates all women over 50, who believe it is never too late to live your dream, be who you want to be, and create and do whatever you want to do. Take One Action Today To Build Your #Resiliency Tips For Building Resiliency and Celebrating Spunky Old Broads Month: I want to be a spunky old broad.  I'm not there yet.  For me, I take things way too seriously and I fret about the little things.  But I believe that it is never too late to learn something new, try something different and strive for all that life has to offer.  So I am going to remind myself to let go and laugh a little more and maybe one day I will be known as a SOB. Looking for more tips to build your resiliency? Look for my book on Amazon called Stress Out. 52 Weeks To Letting More Life In. #mentalhealth #hr

Cet épisode… c'est l'histoire de l'enregistrement d'un groupe de musiciens qui jouera un rôle important dans le développement de la musique des années 1960, ainsi que sur les premières années de Stax Records, un label qui deviendra aussi important que Chess, Motown ou Sun. Aujourd'hui, nous nous penchons sur "Green Onions" de Booker T. and the MGs, et sur la façon dont un violoniste blanc a accidentellement donné le coup d'envoi au label le plus important de la musique soul (celle du sud) Booker T. and the MGs, "Green Onions" Hoyt Jackson, "Enie Meanie Minie Moe" Ray Scott, "Boppin' Wig Wam WIllie" Hoyt Jackson, "It's A Little More Like Heaven (Where You Are)" Hank Locklin "It's a Little More Like Heaven" Johnny Cash, "You're the Nearest Thing to Heaven" Fred Byler, "Blue Roses" Don Willis, "Boppin' High School Baby" Warren Smith, "Rock and Roll Ruby" The Vel-Tones, "Fool in Love" Bill Black Combo : "Smokie (Part 2)" Rufus Thomas, "Bear Cat" Rufus and Carla Thomas, "'Cause I Love You" Carla Thomas, "Gee Whizz, Look at His Eyes" The Mar-Keys, "Last Night" The Mar-Keys, "The Morning After" [Excerpt: The Triumphs, “Burnt Biscuits” William Bell, "You Don't Miss Your Water" Nick Charles, "The Three Dogwoods" Billy Lee Riley et les Little Green Men, "Flyin' Saucers Rock 'n' Roll" Booker T and the MGs, "Behave Yourself" Booker T. and the MGs, "Green Onions" Johnny Jenkins, "Spunky" Otis Redding, "Hey Hey Baby" Otis Redding, "These Arms of Mine"

Unlock the secrets of strata buildings with our latest episode, where we peel back the layers of property investment's most misunderstood aspect. Get ready to uncover the financial nuances of the capital works fund and administration fund—key indicators of a complex's fiscal well-being. Our discussion navigates through the minefield of past and proposed works in a strata report, arming you with the savvy to make informed purchasing decisions. And if you've ever wondered about the collective power of an active strata committee, we're revealing how this can significantly boost the value of your investment.Step-by-step, we guide you through the strata report jungle, clarifying the pivotal role real estate agents play in making these reports accessible to you. We'll break down the payment structure, so you're never caught off guard, and pinpoint the optimal moment during the property buying process to secure one of these golden tickets. By the time you're done listening, the once daunting task of identifying potential major maintenance issues will seem like a walk in the park. Join us as we equip you with the tools to become a confident, strata-savvy property investor.

RE-Upload   0:00 Intro Preview 00:20 - Recapping E11 into E12 2:00 - Final Table Seat Selection, Strategies, Possible Outcomes. 10:00 Hand 1 Johan "Yoh Viral" vs Maria vs Fedor 15:50 Kyna vs Johan 20:00 Maria vs Kyna vs Fedor 29:00 Daniel interviews Fedor Holz! 40:00 Mental Game Strategy with Fedor 57:00 Hand Breakdowns Continue - Jungleman vs Johan 1:03:00 Heads Up 1:21:00 Spunky Hwang joins Daniel to talk about the creation and concept of the show! 1:24:00 Spunky's vision for the show, testing in Korea 1:36:00 Final Words   Follow @DatPokerPod on Instagram Email: datpokerpod (at) gmail (dot) com Show Music Available Here: Intro (Ashitaka)/Outro(Raindrops) https://traktrain.com/murphy-chops

0:00 Intro Preview 00:20 - Recapping E11 into E12 2:00 - Final Table Seat Selection, Strategies, Possible Outcomes. 10:00 Hand 1 Johan "Yoh Viral" vs Maria vs Fedor 15:50 Kyna vs Johan 20:00 Maria vs Kyna vs Fedor 29:00 Daniel interviews Fedor Holz! 40:00 Mental Game Strategy with Fedor 57:00 Hand Breakdowns Continue - Jungleman vs Johan 1:03:00 Heads Up 1:21:00 Spunky Hwang joins Daniel to talk about the creation and concept of the show! 1:24:00 Spunky's vision for the show, testing in Korea 1:36:00 Final Words   Follow @DatPokerPod on Instagram Email: datpokerpod (at) gmail (dot) com Show Music Available Here: Intro (Ashitaka)/Outro(Raindrops) https://traktrain.com/murphy-chops

Original Airdate: May 12, 2022Melisa wants to get rid of the filibuster and Meghan is tired of Weaponized IncompetenceThey then discuss if listeners were wrong in the following situations:Having an unintended sleep overGetting set up with someone who has a pregnant girlfriendTouching a housemate's laundryStaying over a friend's house who has a girlfriendAnd in "But Are They Wrong" AKA "Rachel of The Week" they discuss the potential of Roe v. Wade being overturned.Write In: butamiwrongpod@gmail.comWeigh In: Vote in the weekly poll on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/by.meghan.and.melisa/Buy Our Merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-meJoin Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblamemeListen to Don't Blame Me: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-blame-me/id1223800566Follow Us:https://www.instagram.com/by.meghan.and.melisa/https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYV7J5p/Follow Meghan:https://www.instagram.com/meghanrienks/https://twitter.com/meghanrienkshttps://www.youtube.com/c/meghanrienksFollow Melisa:https://www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa/https://www.instagram.com/diamondmprintproductionshttps://twitter.com/SheIsNotMelissa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join New York Times bestselling author Skye Warren each week as she crafts a new story with one of her author guests!This week we have author Renee Rose, who writes super-steamy mafia romance.  They have a billionaire vampire and his personal assistant... who meet in a car crash on their way to a funeral.Find out what happens on the inside!And if you enjoy this episode, you'll want to read HIS CAPTIVE MORTAL by Renee Rose.About Renee Rose:USA Today bestselling author Renee Rose loves a dominant, dirty-talking alpha hero! She's sold over two million copies of steamy romance with varying levels of kink. Her books have been featured in USA Today's Happily Ever After and Popsugar. Named Eroticon USA's Next Top Erotic Author in 2013, she has also won Spunky and Sassy's Favorite Sci-Fi and Anthology author, The Romance Reviews Best Historical Romance, and has hit the USA Today list fifteen times with her Chicago Bratva, Bad Boy Alpha/Shifter Ops, and Wolf Ranch books, as well as various anthologies.You can also find Renee Rose's website here.These are some of the books and shows referenced inside...REBORN YESTERDAY by Tessa BaileySpymaster's Lady by Joanna BourneGold Ring of Betrayal by Michelle ReidLover Awakened by JR WardYou get to help us pick our story prompts inside the Storytime with Skye Podcast Facebook group. Join here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1030813154714760

That was a hoot! We have yet another 30th anniversary on our hands! This time we are venturing back into the Nicktoons to discuss Joe Murray's Rocko's Modern Life. Together with returning guests Carl & Russ, we take a look at Rocko, Heffer, Filburt, Spunky, and the rest of O-Town to discuss the history, highlights, changes, and challenges this show faced. If you want more Rocko's check out the reunion table read: https://youtu.be/N_cwI5FIuEw?si=yMztZt4iv7yEsyWe You can also check out the shorts "The Chore" and "My Dog Zero" that preceded Rocko: https://youtu.be/5RkEaW41LdA?si=ShqRSfV639Bpn_MA https://youtu.be/peylQKrR8uA?si=AOPvmqy8DTqZEDtR Unlock Bonus Content on Patreon Shop at our Splat Attack Merch Store Email Us: SplatAttack2021@gmail.com   YouTube: Splat Attack! Podcast Instagram: @SplatAttackPodcast Reddit: SplatAttack2021 TikTok: @splatattack2021 Rate us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts to help us reach more 90s Nick Fans.

Movie reviews and Recommendations Becky, Wrath of Becky, and Twisted Metal Becky (2020) - Spunky and rebellious Becky tries to reconnect with her father during a weekend getaway at a lakefront house. But the trip soon takes a turn for the worse when convicts on the run, led by the merciless Dominick, suddenly invade the home. Wrath of Becky (2023) - Two years after she escaped a violent attack on her family, 16-year-old Becky attempts to rebuild her life in the care of an older woman -- a kindred spirit named Elena. However, when a violent group known as the Noble Men break into their home, attack them and take their beloved dog, Becky must return to her old ways to protect herself and her loved ones. Twisted Metal is streaming now on Peacock: John Doe, a motormouthed outsider with no memory of his past, is offered a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make his wish of finding community come true, but only if he can successfully deliver a mysterious package across a postapocalyptic wasteland. With the help of Quiet, a trigger-happy car thief searching for revenge, he faces twisted marauders driving vehicles of destruction and other dangers of the open road, including a highway patrolman and a deranged clown who drives an all too familiar ice cream truck. #moviereview #moviereviews #moviereviewer #horrormoviereviews #horrormoviereview #moviereviewpodcast #moviereviewers #mymoviereview #moviereviews4ever #instamoviereview #youtubemoviereview #moviereviewseries #instagrammoviereviewer #quickmoviereview #hollywoodmoviereview #instantmoviereview www.wyrdrealities.net --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wyrd-realities/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wyrd-realities/support

On this week's episode, Bridget isn't drinking and Colleen did a full "Pooh Bear" in front of her mother this morning. After Colleen's boob falls out, we talk about contacts, egg rolls that give us PQs and how Colleen needs to speak to a professional.. and it's not Bridget. Then we get into the topic of the week... DREAMS. All things sleepwalking, talking and paralysis. We learn sleeping fun facts, hear horrifying stories and Bridget quickly covers the case of Scott Falater: the sleepwalking murderer. We end with some hilarious stories of people's partners acting a fool while they're sleep and some positive stories. Be careful if you start being health all of sudden. You may start slaughtering people in your dreams! #AnEntrepreneur #AirflowBITCH Sources:45 Mind Blowing Facts About Dreams - Healthline17 Hilariously Weird Dreams to Keep You Up At Night - Buzzfeed31 Truly Terrifying Tales From People With Sleep Paralysis - Buzzfeed57 Uncommon Meanings Behind the Most Common Dreams - ParadeScott Falater - The Sleepwalking Murderer - ABC News 53 Crazy Sleeping Walking Stories From Partners - BuzzfeedPositive Stories of the Week:Shelter Dogs Trained As Service Animals96 Year Old Grandpa Returns To Ireland With His FamilyThe small business shoutout of the week is Side by Side Coffee! If you're looking for a gorgeous coffee cart to come to your wedding, make sure everyone has their favorite beverage AND stays on the dance floor all night.. you've come to the right place! Family owned by our dearest friends, you can reach them at their website and follow them on Instagram here! Reach out for your next event and follow them for more! OR ELSE. Review and subscribe! You can find us on Instagram @Sippinwiththeshannons or send us your stories at Sippinwiththeshannons@gmail.com. Love you, mean it.

Spunky and rebellious Becky tries to reconnect with her father during a weekend getaway at a lakefront house. But the trip soon takes a turn for the worse when convicts on the run, led by the merciless Dominick, suddenly invade the home. Website: https://www.frightflickfmkpodcast.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/frightflickfmk Twitter: https://twitter.com/frightflickfmk Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/frightflickfmk/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@frightflickfmk

Also this week, Jake, Chris and Matt speak with Carlos Alazraqui! Carlos has many voiceover and on-camera acting credits to his name. In animation, he provided the voice of many iconic characters including Rocko and Spunky in Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Crocker in The Fairly OddParents, Winslow and Lube in CatDog, Scooter in SpongeBob SquarePants, the Taco Bell chihuahua and a slew of other characters! In live-action, he portrayed the role of Deputy James Oswaldo Garcia in RENO 911! Together, they discuss reprising his characters in Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, working on shows with a Hispanic family like Maya & Miguel and El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera, his time doing stand-up comedy and many more!

I.  How would you define Fake Love?Where does it show up? WorkFriendshipsHow does affiliation impact how people view you?Fake Love's Impact on one's Success II. You Got MC's $$Are Sororities worth the investment?III. Nuggets of the Day"Keeping it Funky with Spunky" "At the End of the Day w/ Clisbae"

Overview: Today we going to get into a recurring Hip Hop narrative…that we need to address…”Grindin”...“I'll Sleep when I die”...There's so much pressure for “No Days Off” (Wale)…A.  Before this EP, I never really considered the narrative of our music compared to our parents. Just think about it Our folks used to listen to music about enjoying life whether that's partying or love, songs like … “Celebrate…good times, Come on”,                “ We are having a party”, or “happy feelings in the air”...Whereas our generation has created a society of even when in a club partying…everyone going insane to be the loudest to say “I got 6 Jobs…I don't get tired by Kevin Gates”... B.  Thoughts on reasons for the generational shift of everything being about Hustle?  Our parents worked hard, but their music championed life, love, experiences, good vibes You Got McDonald's $$$  What are some ways to have Multiple Streams of Income without much grind? 1.      E-books2.      Podcast3.      Subscription Platforms 4.      Stock Portfolio CONCLUSION:Keeping it Funky with Spunky: (1) Don't' forget to celebrate the small wins. (2) Take some time to determine what success looks like for you. Because it can be totally different than what it looks like for others (3) You cannot be everything to everybody all the time, recognize that and be more kind to yourself. At the End of the Day with Clisbae

This episode, we talk about Nick getting his DNA results back; the show Rugrats; we argue about soup; and baby co-sleeping and sleep training. Enjoy! Follow us on social media! & Venmo us a donation, if you enjoy the show! Instagram: @secretminorities    Twitter: @secretminority -Nick Larson: IG: @nicklarsoncomedy  Twitter: @nicklarson85 FB: @nicklarson85 Venmo: @nicklarson85 -Danielle Arce: IG: @daniellearcecomedy Twitter: @daniellearce FB: @daniellearcecomedy Venmo: @daniellearce

Richard has been ill for a month and truth be told he's not really better, but luckily Fluffy Rabbit and Ally take up the strain and double their workload to make up for his stilted brain. The chat revolves around mathematical achievements, fossilised urine, a high profile convert to self-playing snooker, bags of carbon dioxide and rivers full of yoghurt. Hooray for Richard Herring do do de do. More hoorays for Phoebe though. Like shooting Herring in a barrel.

Have you been considering starting some backyard chickens in town?  If you didn't know, in Moscow you can have 6 hens! Or maybe you're outside of town and would like to start your hobby farm!  Either way you don't want to miss what Ashley has to say about chickens, pigs, and cows. Teaser - she doesn't like chickens.Be sure to head to her website to order milk, tips on kombucha, and all things farm!www.thespunkyfarmhouse.comInstagram - @spunkyfarmhouse

Howdy doody pecker heads!  Welcome to another super duper important podcast!  We answer all of life's biggest mysteries.  Why would someone want you to ejaculate on their windows?  Who showed their dong at a local Petsmart?  Why is Chris obsessed with his friend's giant schlong after all these years?   What kind of doctor acts shocked over the size of a kid's unit?  If you haven't noticed yet, there's a whole lot of penis talk this week for whatever reason.  We talk about other things too but get ready for a butt-load of conversation about the ol' bald headed yogurt slinger.  Don't say I didn't warn you.  

This week is the finale of our journey through Rocko's Modern Life! Listen as we cover the Netflix Special, Static Cling, as well as the SNES Game, Spunky's Dangerous Day, and some fun facts to wrap up our journey through the world of all things Rocko. https://linktr.ee/IFNZ Follow Justin and Shaad on Twitter: Justin - @RandomHeroXIX Shaad - @shaadschubert Thanks for listening!

He's a rake, a dastardly dastard, a blackened heart in a big nosed body! She's Spunky and extremely wee! There's a really hot scene with a glove! It's Loretta Chase's Lord of Scoundrels! This February for Valentine's Day we're reading all your favorite 90's bad boys.  The spiritual heirs of Edward Rochester. The rakes, the scoundrels, the emo ones. Broody like hens! Inventing Hot Topic! Thinking they're ugly! Running around being rich, because their behavior is much more tolerable if it comes with plenty of money! Hey check out the dumb modern cover, on which she's a giant and he's Tom Thumb.  The only content warning in this book is that it's got some weird fat shaming business going on - it's not intense, especially after Scruples (my god what isn't), but it's very strange and out of place here. 

Dive into a little sultry cringe of romance novels with Alyssa & Jamie. From some silly saucy lines to some AI generated shorts Jamie drafted!Join the ladies for some cringey romance novel lines and some of the synopses of the books in the series “The Buckhorn Ranch” by Laura Marie Altom. They ladies give them all a boner scale rating. Jamie shares some AI generated romance noveling she was dabbling with. Alyssa closes the episode out with some Danielle Steel talk. Write us some of your cringe stories at [nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com](mailto:nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com)The socials: [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/nervouslaughterpodcast) | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/NervousLaughterPodcast) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/NervouslaughPod)

Family Theater was a dramatic anthology radio show which aired on the Mutual Broadcasting System in the United States from February 13, 1947, to September 11, 1957. The show was produced by Family Theater Productions, a film and radio studio extension of the Family Rosary Crusade founded by the Holy Cross Priest, Father Patrick Peyton, CSC, to promote family prayer. The motto of these Holy Cross Family Ministries is, "The family that prays together, stays together." The program had no commercial sponsor, yet Father Peyton, CSC arranged for many of Hollywood's stars in film and radio at the time to appear. In its ten-year run, well-known actors, and actresses, including James Stewart, Bob Hope, Lucille Ball, Raymond Burr, Jane Wyatt, Charlton Heston, Bing Crosby, Jack Benny, Gene Kelly, William Shatner, and Chuck Connors, appeared as announcers, narrators, or stars. A total of 540 episodes were produced. The program featured not only religious stories but half-hour adaptations of literary works such as A Tale of Two Cities, Moby-Dick and Don Quixote Listen to our radio station Old Time Radio https://link.radioking.com/otradio Listen to other Shows at My Classic Radio https://www.myclassicradio.net/ Podcast Service I Recommend https://redcircleinc.grsm.io/entertainmentradio7148 Remember that times have changed, and some shows might not reflect the standards of today's politically correct society. The shows do not necessarily reflect the views, standards, or beliefs of Entertainment Radio

The fall of daylight saving time, blackout stories, the legend of the four loko's, once you bidet you never go back, the best Christmas movies, and much more.. Watch the episode: YOUTUBE and SPOTIFY Make sure you subscribe, leave us a rating, and turn on episode notifications.

This week Dan and Vass are joined by returning guest Andy Gaffney to look back on the victory against Leeds in the Premier League before the break for the World Cup; and the defeat against Nottingham Forest in the Carabao Cup. We take in your questions as ever and with Tim being away we actually take the opportunity to flip the funny place names game to the other side of the pond.

This week the boys talk about all kinds of hot content, like who is the sexiest cartoon character, how the Godzilla movies changed their tone dramatically, what the funk is going on with superhero movies these days, what's the latest shit going on in Warzone and, for some reason, Stu and Ryan go off about sexy fruit. Yep, that's a thing.

Joining me this week is the TikToker formerly known as The Spunky Millennial! In fact, she rebranded pretty much the same day as this interview. She has some great insight into male and female sexual dynamics, and she's very well read on the subject. This was a fun conversation! --- Follow Sarah on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahdawnmoore Follow Sarah on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sarahdawnmoore/ Follow Sara on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4EmjdHH2GTLzy9jx14svEQ --- Join my Patreon: http://patreon.com/comeonmanpod Join my email list: http://list.comeonmanpod.com Recommended Reading: https://sovrn.co/9fbyubt Get free shipping from Duke Cannon on orders over $25 - http://duke.comeonmanpod.com **** Follow on TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@comeonmanpod Follow on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/comeonmanpodcast/ Follow on Twitter - https://twitter.com/ComeOnManPOD Follow on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/comeonmanpodcast **** Watch on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/comeonmanpodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/comeonman/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/comeonman/support

Cig talks about current events, July 4th, mass shootings, technology, and how we can unify. If you dig the show and would like to support us and get access to all kinds of bonus content that we don't post anywhere else, join our patreon https://patreon.com/rancig

When Alf-Alf is smitten by Darlin's charm, he agrees to change the club rules to allow all sorts of sinful things until Spunky steps in and sets him straight! “Run from anything that stimulates youthful lusts. Instead, pursue righteous living, faithfulness, love, and peace. Enjoy the companionship of those who call on the Lord with pure hearts.” 2 Timothy‬ ‭2:22‬ ‭NLT‬‬ #kids, #christiankids, #biblelessonsforkids, #storiesforkids, #storiesforchristiankids, #bedtimstoriesforkids, #fishbytes4kids, #roncarriewebb, #saynotosin, #chooseyourfriendswisely, #purehearts, #dowhatisright

When Alf-Alf is smitten by Darlin's charm, he agrees to change the club rules to allow all sorts of sinful things until Spunky steps in and sets him straight! “Run from anything that stimulates youthful lusts. Instead, pursue righteous living, faithfulness, love, and peace. Enjoy the companionship of those who call on the Lord with pure hearts.” 2 Timothy‬ ‭2:22‬ ‭NLT‬‬ #kids, #christiankids, #biblelessonsforkids, #storiesforkids, #storiesforchristiankids, #bedtimstoriesforkids, #fishbytes4kids, #roncarriewebb, #saynotosin, #chooseyourfriendswisely, #purehearts, #dowhatisright

Melisa wants to get rid of the filibuster and Meghan is tired of Weaponized IncompetenceThey then discuss if listeners were wrong in the following situations:Having an unintended sleep overGetting set up with someone who has a pregnant girlfriendTouching a housemate's laundryStaying over a friend's house who has a girlfriendAnd in "But Are They Wrong" AKA "Rachel of The Week" they discuss the potential of Roe v. Wade being overturned.Write In: butamiwrongpod@gmail.comWeigh In: Vote in the weekly poll on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/by.meghan.and.melisa/Buy Our Merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-meJoin Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblamemeListen to Don't Blame Me: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-blame-me/id1223800566Follow Us:https://www.instagram.com/by.meghan.and.melisa/https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYV7J5p/Follow Meghan:https://www.instagram.com/meghanrienks/https://twitter.com/meghanrienkshttps://www.youtube.com/c/meghanrienksFollow Melisa:https://www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa/https://www.instagram.com/diamondmprintproductionshttps://twitter.com/SheIsNotMelissa See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Frank Siller, founder of Tunnel to Towers -- and Jennie Taylor, a T2T Ambassador, mother of seven, and surviving spouse -- join Clay and Buck. C&B talk about posters in their boyhood rooms, new movies. Mother's Day special: Clay and Buck's moms, Liz Travis and Jane Sexton, join their boys on the air for the first time. Spunky sides of both (Jane on her days performing in a commercial with Ralph Macchio and Liz quipping about her lovely Southern accent, "This voice is a dying art") as well as C&B childhood secrets spill out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 80 and Wendi and Dfernando's guest interview is award winning actor, comedian, voice artist, and producer Carlos Alazraqui.  Most may know Carlos Alazraqui as the face of Deputy James Garcia on RENO 911!, but he is also the recipient of the prestigious ANNIE AWARD for Outstanding Achievement in Voice Acting in an Animated TV/Broadcast Production for THE MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN SHOW. He's also been a stand-up comic for over 25 years, as well as being a known television/film actor and one of LA's top voiceover actors with hundreds of credits to his name.Television and film audiences have also seen Carlos as Officer Alvarez in the CBS series KEVIN CAN WAIT, Dr. Moncada on CW's JANE THE VIRGIN, Sammy Tucker on FOX TV's BONES, Detective Nash on Tru TV's ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING, Mr. Foodie on MUTT & STUFF, and Christopher Columbus on  THE CROSSROADS OF HISTORY. On the big screen, Carlos played Hector in DANCE BABY DANCE, and Carlo in Neftflix's TAKE THE 10. He rebooted his role of Rocko in Nickelodeon's ROCKO'S  MODERN LIFE, played Mayor Temoroso on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF PUSS IN BOOTS for Dreamworks Animation and Netflix, and is the voice of Skylar in Disney's ELENA OF AVALOR, Jimmy Pierce on Cartoon Network's UNLOVABLE, and Needle in Paramount+'s RUMBLE.Carlos also partnered with Michael Douglas/Further Films and HBO to develop his own half-hour series based on one of his own characters titled GOOD MORNING IOWA. Carlos is Executive Producer on the prime-time animated series called LET IT BEARD, and FUN SQUAD with CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM's Tim Gibbons.  Additionally he is Creator and Executive Producer with Ryan Seacrest/Endemol Shine on UNCOMMON GROUND.His other writing credits include THE RIP SQUAD a half-hour live action series for Comedy Central, THE LAST WHITE DISHWASHER (short film), HEAD GAMES (short film), SPIRITOLOGY, DADS IN PARKS, and the film WITNESS INFECTION.Carlos has provided the voices for Rocko and Spunky on Nickelodeon's ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE, Mr. Weed on FOX TV's THE FAMILY GUY, Lazlo on Cartoon Network's CAMP LAZLO!, Bane in JUSTICE LEAGUE: DOOM, and Mr. Crocker on Nickelodeon's long running series FAIRLY ODDPARENTS. One of his most famous roles was the voice of The Taco Bell Chihuahua for TACO BELL, which has been documented as one of the most well-known award winnning advertising campaigns of all time.Carlos also played Bob in THE FUNHOUSE MASSACRE, El Chupacabra, the breakout star of Disney's PLANES, Amos in the hit film FREE BIRDS, King Magnus on Disney's SOFIA THE FIRST. You can also hear Carlos as the voice of Nestor, the Latin Penguin, in HAPPY FEET and HAPPY FEET TWO as well as Chuy and General Posada in THE BOOK OF LIFE, and the sexy Brazilian Helicopter Pilot and Dad's Fear in INSIDE OUT, to name just a few of his film roles.Carlos also doubles his work for PIXAR as the sound-a-like voice for Billy Crystal as Mike Wazowski of MONSTERS, INC. for commercials and merchandise.In his free time, Carlos is an avid tennis player and sports enthusiast. Carlos currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife and two daughters.Also on Episode 80, Dfernando shares his recent dream of his mother ”La Chela” being a Shirley Bassey-esque singing legend, and Wendi talks about being a presenter at the 2022 Art Director's Guild Awards and her dislike of doing the red carpet.  On THE RIPE REPORT, Wendi loves those 30-second TikTok cooking tutorial videos and adds a ROTTEN to those same creators with their hair close to the food.  And Dfernando has the new 6-part documentary series THE ANDY WARHOL DIARIES, from Executive Producer Ryan Murphy, now streaming on Netflix.   If you're in and around Tyler, Texas check out J BUDS BBQ & CATERING CO. Watch Wendi and Dfernando and their TEAM GENERATION RIPE: Greg Covey, Shelley McLendon and Ponciana Badia on Season 7 Episode 2 of CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD - now on ABC OnDemand and Hulu and on the GENERATION RIPE website.  Follow us on our Instagram:Wendi McLendon-CoveyDfernando ZarembaGENERATION RIPE... and our guest Carlos Alazraqui, his Twitter, and his Facebook page, and his YouTube Channel. Remember to subscribe to GENERATION RIPEAnd rate & leave us a review by clicking HERE!Visit Dfernando Zaremba's website: dfernandozaremba.com

On the 225th episode of Big Orange Couch: The 90s Nickelodeon Podcast, Andrew, Joey, and Bup debate five separate listener-submitted topics. Topics include: Michael v. Pinsky, Mike v. Mo, Chokey Chicken v. Honker Burger, Spunky v. Porkchop, and Gary v. Betty Ann. Plus, we discuss the passing of Kirk Baily and so much more!