15 Minutes(ish) of Blame

Jonny comes to this show in a post-Mother's Day stupor ready to rant; dog moms, plant babies, guys and their "boy's toys"...no one is safe. Another not so catchy jingle tails off this episode, so listen to the end so we can be sure to brainwash you with its subtle message. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

John seems content with the lifestyle of Bilbo Baggins, and is increasingly becoming a hermit...this worries Jonny so much (freaks him out actually) that he has to resort to extreme measures - starting him up on a dating app on his behalf. Romantic episode, ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny welcomes John's mother to the 15 Minutes(ish) of Blame studio for this incredibly dark Mother's Day special. All Jonny wanted was an explanation...well he got that, and so much more... Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

During the latest lockdown John has became one of those green fingered types and seems to think he knows it all...a few fairly simple questions from Jonny later and the Garden of Lies he has built comes crumbling down. We are still unclear on what peat is, please help. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

What does it mean to be a gentleman in 2021? What do you need to do, and how do you need to behave? If "manners make the man" what does that make John and Jonny? Polite and well-mannered episode, ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

An absent Jonny gets revenge for the nightmare that was River Poutine by inviting born-again Christian Pastor Eugene to the show for a God-loving episode with John. Things get freaky for Jesus...no offence intended (ish). Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys spend the entire episode deciding the ways in which they would kill one another, and get away with it, should the opportunity ever arise. Dark ep...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Billy 3 Chainz is back by vaguely popular demand to promote a new album and spit some more hot flames in off the dome freestyles...after yet another rocky introduction he even makes some original country/hip-hop music with Jonny. How long will this alliance last? Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny pulls out all the stops for John's 30th birthday party, including used party decorations, spray can cream cake, and a random assortment of (re-gifted) presents. You only turn the big 3-0 once, and despite lockdown and COVID-19, this proves to be a very special celebration...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

With John piling on the pounds during the latest lockdown, Jonny decides it is well-overdue for him to eat some humble pie. But what's in it, and why bother? Find out in this episode...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny books a special guest for this episode, a life coach named River Poutine in order to set John on the straight and narrow - however John isn't here to benefit from his wisdom, and his advice is...questionable at best. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny points out that John has a very "distinctive" walk...akin to the Abominable Snowman or the BFG, so that's likely the reason he is always spotted out and about despite wearing a face mask. An episode of insults and hurt feelings. Just joking though...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

We take you through the best bits of the polarising yet electrifying debut effort from M.J. Edwards, Kissing the Coronavirus. Whether this is a serious book or not is irrelevant, as the fact remains it is a lot of fun either way. Probably slightly funnier(ish) if serious. This episode has John and Jonny red throughout, you'll quickly work out why. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Bizarre and somewhat crude episode which stretches from discussing the fabled "Allotment Kings" of Newcastle, England, to X-Men spikes and public pooping in Wuhan, China. We truly pride ourselves on being the most intellectual show on the internets...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

So January is all but over, and a few of our New Year's Resolutions may already be long forgotten...but in this episode the boys focus on a far more constructive way to live a better life - the "Troll Model", i.e. someone you really, really don't want to be. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

This episode provides a thorough(ish) examination of the "Live, Laugh, Love" phenomena...as the boys consider why it is so universally insulted, the meaning behind it, and also...what flowers they want at each other's funeral. A morbid episode really, but a funny one as always...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Knowing that Jonny is a huge fan, John pulls out all of the stops to book the one and only Danny Devito as our highest profile guest so far...ish. Excited by the opportunity to meet his childhood hero Jonny digs for untold gems on the biggest films of his career - but not everything is as it seems. Also sorta features Bruce Willis, so there's that. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Whilst recording a random episode we found ourselves bombarded by calls and messages from a stranger in Africa (apparently) asking for financial assistance. After a bit of back and forth something wasn't adding up (duhhh), but we decided to roll with it anyway...this morphed into a 30 minute(ish) online adventure of us taking the absolute piss which we've decided to make our milestone 30th episode. DISCLAIMER: we've since tracked the account to somewhere in Russia...and all of a sudden, it has vanished. Funny that! With that said we want to thank the person behind the "Ebrima" character, whoever you are, as this gave us an absolute hoot of a 30th episode. We hope you enjoy it. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

John gets a mysterious note through his door filled with conspiracy, sabotage, treachery, and...a very pungent smoky odour. Who is it from, and what is it all about? We get to the bottom of this riddle with CSI: Sunderland: The 15 Minutes(ish) of Blame boys. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys get serious(ish) about what could have been and what still may be on this episode...cue an in-depth, almost serious examination of things they were told to aspire to in Careers Class at Secondary school...perhaps there's hope for the straight and narrow yet... Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys get seriously hench, super jacked, and extremely ripped in this episode (yes, all at the same time). John attempts to educate Jonny on the importance of nutrition when weight training, Jonny revisits a former flame in an old lady named Mary, the boys battle it out for the title of Mr. Universe...seriously bro-ish episode. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

In this traumatic trip down memory lane John reminisces on his short stay in Wuhan, China - long before we ever knew about you know what in 2020. As a mark of respect and for a treat for a job well done he was taken along to a dog restaurant...horror and humour in equal measure in this episode. You may enjoy it...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Steve gets a grilling from Jonny regarding his severe lack of text etiquette, morphing into a version of Steve in the process. Episode also features new merchandise, rap adlibs, life lessons and...well no, that's about it...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys are categorically NOT jealous of those who were graced with furlough in 2020, but definitely feel for those who have lost jobs and are looking for a new position. Lots of hot tips and tricks in this episode on how to get your next dream job...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

To understand the tin foil hat, you must become the tin foil hat...or at least that was the logic going into this mad hatter of an episode. Think the boys got to the bottom of it...ish? Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Santa Claus is coming to 15 Minutes(ish) of Blame's town...ish...sort of...not really. In this failed festive episode Jonny tries in vain to get some words of wisdom out of a very inebriated and disappointing version of the big man in red. Merry Christmas..ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny is all about Christmas pud during this festive season, John thinks it is the work of Satan and ought to be binned for the rest of time. Xmas inspred ep with songs, costumes, and a quiz - don't say we never give ya' nothin'...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys are joined by a very very special guest for the 20th episode, a time traveller from the year 3022 known only as...Time Lord. They attempt to pick his futuristic brains to try and garner information which may save humanity from the terrifying impact of 2020. They don't really learn much...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

John pretends he doesn't believe in horoscopes, Jonny becomes an agony aunt - an episode dedicated to the much loved newspaper (by who we are not sure, but someone buys it) The Daily Star...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

John tries to shine light on yet another emerging problem in 2020: the rise of the rude Karen character who has been causing him great problems in recent months...Jonny isn't convinced they're to blame, no surprises there. First and last episode with Steve helping out...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny is joined by disgraced MP Jacob Linton who is on a promotional PR tour to rectify some recent wrongdoings...what comes out is far, far, worse. Jacob tries to appear like one of "the great unwashed"...which doesn't really wash....ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Despite a recent battle with COVID-19 John bravely soldiers on in order to complete this show, whereas Jonny empathises but wishes to know more. Did John have Coronavirus? Does Jonny have eczema? Find out in this episode...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys look to capitalise on the lockdown blues by developing a musical, complete with a gripping storyline and banger after banger of morose show tunes. Car crash of a show, insanity setting in...at least you can sing a long...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

With the stress from the Paedàe/Payday loan still looming John decides upon a new venture for 15 Minutes(ish) of Blame...sponsored advertisements throughout the episode. The contracts aren't exactly ironed out, but they're all sure to be on board...ish...on an unrelated note, be sure to choose Duzzit wipes for all your wipe needs. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

Jonny's Uncle Scotty pops in for a quick chat (he's an alcoholic), John tries to get to know him a little more...ends up seeing similarities between Scotty's life and a certain major motion picture featuring Mel Gibson. A very Scottish episode...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

With John in the depths of a deep depression over the Payday/Paedàe Fund Jonny decides to cheer him up with an impromptu game of Would You Rather? The boys end up talking about Ace Ventura, dating, Istanbul scams, and the potential selling of kidneys. It's as well adjusted as it sounds...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys get a level up with a new studio thanks to a brilliant yet mysterious initiative known only as The Paedàe Fund. Jonny is pleased with the improvements but has his reservations...John signed both their names anyway...it's all above board-ish... Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys try to get honest with each other in this episode. They mean no offence, and none is taken...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys think they are slick slipping in a mention of coronavirus by visualising what COVID-19 would look like if it was in human form. He would of course be gross, and yes, likely a he...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

John booted a man up the arse, Jonny reminds him of far less brave childhood times. Is John still a purple belt? The boys are at loggerheads, no change there...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys know that fame and fortune await, so look towards the future. John spends the entire episode running through potential movie pitches which could propel them (him) into the big time...Jonny isn't best pleased. Best episode yet...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys talk childhood, corporal punishment, and belts. Also touch on nice things such as primary school girlfriends and bowling for apples. Weird and wonderful episode...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys get into a heated argument regarding John's new glasses. Jonny feels they have made him suddenly feel he is far superior and that as a result he is being unbearably patronising...John thinks he just doesn't have the intellectual capacity to comprehend his own thoughts. Fun but ridiculous...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

In John's absence Jonny is joined by up and coming drill rapper, Billy 3 Chainz (not chins). Billy touches on his family's gangster affiliations, the influence of the Hackney streets, and his ongoing feud with 2 Chainz. We are also spoiled to numerous freestyles...they're hot...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

After drinking all day the boys think it is very clever to introduce one another, after failing so badly in the first episode, by using the running metaphors of Chilli Heatwave and Tangy Cheese Doritos. It wasn't. Still funny...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys take us through traumatising times in West Virginia during a US road trip, they also touch on racist country music, Limewire, and genetics...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

In this first episode the boys try to introduce one another, and end up reminiscing about the Lord of the Rings warzone that was secondary school. Good times...ish. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The Statute of Limitations has officially passed on two embarrassing stories from the boy's youth; John's mysterious tale of gravel up nose, and Jonny's fly in the ear saga...it's anyone's guess as to how they have actually managed to get this far in life.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

John returns from a trip to New York City full of stories featuring the weird and wonderful people he met along the way...unfortunately there have been rumours swirling around in his absence. Jonny doesn't want to, would never want to, and almost doesn't...but knows he has to tell all in graphic detail. What are friends for after all?Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

After an extended absence John wants to start with an explanation of the thing he has been working on...it turns out Jonny has also had a few things he has been preoccupied with too. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations

The boys meet with Matt Smith ("Diamond Dragon Skin") the world famous traveller, blogger, and thrill-seeker dubbed "the most interesting man in the world" by someone on the internet somewhere. They were grossly misinformed. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/15-minutesish-of-blame/donations