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The Internet’s “Found Footage Festival” (VCR Party, Shaturday Morning Cartoons) digs up the unlikely, unfortunate, and just plain unlistenable mistakes littering music history - If it shouldn’t have been recorded, it should be here.

Found Footage Festival


    • Mar 5, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES

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    The Bastard Tapes podcast is a delightful and unique experience that introduces listeners to a wide variety of obscure and eccentric music. Each episode is carefully curated and offers a surprising selection of wonderful terrible music that you never knew you needed to hear. The podcast does an excellent job of capturing the absurdity and hidden gems of the music world, making it a truly enjoyable listening experience.

    One of the best aspects of The Bastard Tapes is its ability to introduce listeners to songs they have never heard before and will likely never hear again. From Oscar Madison from the Odd Couple singing "You're so Vain" to Pasqually P. Pieplate singing "Penny Lane," the podcast consistently delivers unexpected and unforgettable musical moments. The well-researched content and great subjects make each episode feel like discovering a hidden treasure, reminiscent of finding fanzines in record stores.

    Another highlight of The Bastard Tapes is its production quality and smooth hosting. The podcast feels professional and polished, offering a refreshing break from the typical amateurish bedroom podcasts. It is evident that a lot of effort has gone into creating an enjoyable listening experience, from the nifty production elements to the excellent hosting and announcing.

    However, one downside of The Bastard Tapes is its infrequency. While understanding that creating high-quality episodes takes time, fans may find themselves eagerly awaiting new content. Hopefully, as the podcast grows, there will be more frequent releases for listeners to enjoy.

    In conclusion, The Bastard Tapes is an absolute gem for lovers of obscure music and those who appreciate nostalgia for crap-culture. It manages to be both joyous and hilarious while also challenging and nauseating at times. The podcast expertly balances exasperation with respect for the music it showcases, making it an entertaining exploration into the weird depths of musical history. If you're looking for something offbeat and fascinating to listen to, this podcast comes highly recommended.



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    Latest episodes from Bastard Tapes

    When Comedians Sing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 56:44


    Being funny doesn't mean you can do it all- here are some sharp wits aiming for chart hits with a hard miss! Admission is free, but there is a two-strong-drink minimum.

    TV Cash-Ins III

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 49:43


    We had no idea how many fictional TV characters have made records! Here's the newest batch of cathode-ray croonings by yesterday's stars. Just keep your hand on that remote - some of these get really dumb.

    Disco Disasters

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 55:35


    Grab your boogie shoes and slam them over your ears - we're digging up the worst from a genre whose GOOD stuff drove some people berserk! Give a listen and get nostalgic for when the 70s finally ended!

    RELIGIOUS RECORDS II

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 42:54


    The first one rivaled the tribulations of Job, but we're back with an All-New Testament of God songs gone wrong. You might prefer 40 years in the desert to this!

    When Actors Sing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 50:51


    Some of the biggest names in Hollywood listened to Top 40 radio and thought “I can do that”. We'll sort out how wrong they were as we spin some tracks by treasured tragedians!

    Star Wars Stupidity!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 45:39


    You are unwise to lower your defenses- we're playing some of the worst-ever Star Wars audio, by trend-chasing cretins and sometimes from the franchise itself. Exegol appears on more charts than this crap!

    Crazy Covers II

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 48:01


    What is the sound of lightning not striking twice? Some of the biggest hits in history manage to still be bad when they're dropped into the wrong throats, and we've got the tapes to prove it.

    Fast Food Follies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 48:30


    Get in the car, we're going out listening to tracks that came with Macs! Flexidiscs, Happy Meal cassettes, anything and everything to distract you from the nutritional information. Ba da ba da ba, you're listenin' it!

    VCR Party's Greatest Hits

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 37:57


    VCR Party Live is now over 250 episodes old, and it's time to hear the classics you won't hear anywhere else somewhere else! We've got ten of Joe & Nick's best, worst, and wackiest tracks cued up!

    Music By The Insane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 49:13


    Now headlining the rubber room: rockers who were off their rockers! Tighten those straps for 10 musical flavors of crazy.

    More Christmas Ear Aches

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 43:29


    We're going home for Christmas, revisiting the topic where we got started- holiday carols from bottoms of barrels. Make the eggnog grown-up style for this one!

    Worst Rap Of All Time, VOL. II:

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 51:21


    One episode was too much, so of course we're back with some vintage raps that might be even godawfuler this time.

    The Monstrous Career of Bobby "Boris" Pickett

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 53:05


    Bobby Pickett followed up his colossal hit “Monster Mash” by living 45 more years. Did he spend them chasing the ghost of that fame?

    The Rappin' Trucker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 64:17


    Our special guests, The Found Footage Festival's Nick & Joe, take Tim on a musical trip down the American highway, with a few unexpected stops along the way.

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    Beatles Covers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 48:30


    We finally confront the walrus in the room- the Himalayan mountain of Beatles covers littering the earth, many of which still go unpunished. Having been some days in preparation, a cringey time is guaranteed for all.

    Fictional Musicians

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 40:40


    This time, we're listening to songs that barely stuck to the tape, because the artists barely exist. Pretend-sizzling-hot, fictional-chart-topping bands and solo acts hold a mirror up to how some TV writer thinks music works.

    Toys & Games!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 55:47


    This time, we suffer through some tunes about classic toys & games- ones you played with, and maybe even sang along to. Grab a play date… this might get rough.

    TV Cash-Ins VOL. II

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 41:58


    You asked for it, and 50 years ago came through for you, except you didn't ask for it! It's another show jammed with fictional TV characters caterwauling toward the goal of your amusement. Hope you like catch phrases!

    Bad-apted for the Musical Stage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 45:26


    Just because people like something doesn't give you a license to add singing and dancing to it. This episode squirms through a few of the worst known musical adaptations of pre-existing works. We're going out there a podcast, but we've got to come back a star!

    Crazy Cover Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 47:20


    Today, we crack into Crazy Cover Songs. The talentless and clueless biting off more than they can chew… plus a few legends who made very bad choices.

    Religious Records

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 42:35


    Today, we dig up some of the worst religious recordings on God's green Earth. Whether you're luring people to a small congregation or global cult, here's what NOT to do. And yeah, there's puppets.

    Worst Raps of All Time: Volume 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 47:43


    Bastard Tapes is keepin' it real bad with the Worst Rap Music of All Time: Volume I- our oh-hell-no-est episode yet. If you like white people, you'll love this!

    Television Cash-Ins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 43:54


    A surprising number of real records have been recorded by fictional characters from popular TV shows. From the 60s to the 90s, a quickie novelty disc was a viable way to keep your show on the viewing public's mind, and we've curated a dozen of the strangest and silliest.

    Christmas Ear Aches

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 38:28


    No bad music is bad like bad Christmas music is bad, and for the inaugural episode of "Bastard Tapes," we've dug up ten musical lumps of coal that time should have forgotten. If you think you hate the holidays now, listen to how they've sounded in years past. ERRATUM: Donnie Wahlberg actually had several songwriting credits prior to "Funky, Funky Xmas".

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