Blunt Boiiis

ALIENS IN MIAMI?! Coming in hot... the Boiiis catch on some current events that are pressing, touching, disturbing and everything in between. Aliens coming out of DVD players, childhood crushes, various China topics, (does Kevin get drunk?), and some answers to the best questions a few degenerates could ponder. Come sit with us, chill with us, laugh... but ultimately, forgive us for the contents of our latest episode found here!

WARNING: The following episode may contain content that will make you laugh/cry/ or both. From cataclysms to video games, we have just what you'd expect from a weekend conversation with the Blunt Boiiis. Tune in, kick back chill with us for another episode.

We said it once, and we're saying it again. This time we friggin' mean it. We're back, we're on track, and we're coming for your ear holes. Ready yourselves for the long awaited return of the Boiiis. A little older, a little bolder... so hot we smolder.

We're back baby! Hope you missed us because we missed you! Sit back kick those smelly feet up and take a load off as we caress your ears once again with our sweet sweet voices

Have you ever shit your pants? Tried to steal Legos as a kid? In today's episode the Boiiis open up about past mistakes they've made and the life lessons that they've learned from them. Billy puts his feet behind his head and Kev talks about how balls deep he is when it comes to Game of Thrones, Winter is coming. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show

In this episode the Boiiis talk about the shite PS5 release and how the new console and its controller's haptic feedback system are changing the game. Billy opens up about a man named Pants and how he chose to put fashion over friendship and end his Ark career on Billy's server. Artie and Kev explain the shortcomings of the healthcare industry during the Covid-19 pandemic and the Boiiis talk about their thoughts on the new Covid vaccines. Enjoy

In today's episode the boys talk about Kevin going on strike at work and his thoughts and feelings about Artie taking his job. Billy finishes the semester and talks about PTSD among the Vikings and the Greeks and how each handled the affliction in their own way. Have you ever wondered what happened to people with ED in the past? So does Artie. Sit back, kick your smelly feets up and enjoy the show, we love you.

In this episode the Boiiis get into the Holiday spirit by swapping stories about sex cults, downloading one's mind and vampire's with their pilot's license. Kick back, relax and enjoy

Kev explains how he absolutely destroyed a patient's hopes and dreams of being a professional Bop It player, Artie confesses to ditching his stash of pokemon cards as a kid to avoid the law and Billy talks about the Australian Government nuking the Aboriginals. Are sex dolls people too? What exactly IS a Teddy Bear?! All this and much much more on tonight's episode of the Blunt Boiiis!

The Boiiis talk about being the first podcast on the moon and the trials and tribulations that that would bring, the creation of the Muck Buck currency and how humans could be living in space within the next decade. Take a seat and enjoy as we fly to the moon and play among the stars in today's episode.

Tonight the boiiis talk about Chuck E Cheese and their fond memories of being left behind there as children and getting their first handy in the Jurassic Park Shooter Ride. The Stripping Industry turns to Porn to survive the Pandemic and somehow its customers haven't caught on yet, Billy and Kev explain the difference between the tech we are buying today and and what we had available seven years ago and the Boiiis talk about the Netflix show Black Mirror and how when you watch it what you are really doing is watching yourself. We love you, we missed you, enjoy

In this episode Kev talks about his first anxiety attack and the phenomenon of forgetting to breath when you're scared. Papa Bear lets us know what it's like to get a flat tire on your girlfriend's birthday, which isn't half as bad as someone you love playing the NFL theme song to make you wish for better days. Lightning fast kicks to the face, political debates turned entertainment and couples tattooing poop filled toilets on each other because of hate, this episode has it all! Kick your feet up, unless you're driving then kick one foot up, sit back and enjoy the show.

In this episode Kev tries to show the Boiiis how long he can hold his breath outside of the water, he knows it doesn't count and he doesn't care. Our home state and the West Coast in general is literally on fire and the Boiiis talk about going back to school and the changes in schooling and socializing that children today are going through compared to when they were in school. We love you, we missed you, enjoy the show

In this episode the Boiiis talk about the pains of growing older and how it just sucks in general to age. From shitty kidneys and dick bullets to bad sleeping habits and strained joints and muscles the Boiiis go over the ailments that they have to deal with on a yearly basis, and the beauty of finding a discount stripper and her friends to dance for you in the forest. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show

The Boiiis talk about the new and powerful song called "WAP", and the details within; we explore the new and approved Pentagon UFO tracking program and then delve into the general random, off the cuff conversation that you all know and love! We love you, we're happy you're here. Sit back, kick up those lovely feet up and enjoy!

In this episode of Historic History the boys talk about the poop slinging Greek Philosopher Diogenes and a wave of molasses so large that it literally killed people.

In this episode the Boiiis talk about the Italian Mafia in New York during the 80's and how crime don't pay......or does it? How simply thinking about a demon will get you pregnant with no child support and how Artie's golf swing makes him hard.

The Boiiis talk about once in a lifetime stellar events, Nick Cannon getting canceled and how you can fit over thirty thousand people into little more than seven acres.

In this episode the Boiiis discuss the plight of Britney Spears, a massive wall at the end of known and a new twist on an old con with the latest twitter hack.

Ladies and Gents, the Boiiis are back from a short hiatus and do we have some content for you! In this episode we talk about some inconsistencies with NBA Sports Bubble, the recent political drama with GOYA foods, and some talk of the recent UFC fights, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Either way, we keep it real, we keep it blunt. Sit down, take your socks off and tune in for some laughs. And as always, we love you.....so much.

EXTRA EXTRA, HEAR ALL ABOUT IT!! The Boiiis get to talkin' about banning TikTok, what a life could be like on Mars with Elon, and most importantly, we talk about feet....always feet. Take a listen, we'll love you either way!

The Boiiis are here with another episode! This time 'round we're discussing Randolph Hurst and his spotty history behind journalism, modern Italian Gladiators, and our options for starting our own OnlyFans page. Take a Listen!

In this episode, The Boiiis discuss Tom Brady's controversial affection and a famous Journalist named Gary Webb who wrote about some dark truths in American history. Fear not, The Boiiis keep it real and bring you the best content around...strap in babies!!

Once upon a time the Blunt Boiiis discuss the Brothers Grimm and the history behind stories we've all grown to know and love...some of them DO NOT have a happy ending.

Take a trip with the Boiiis as we discuss how steroids and home-runs saved the MLB, and scary stories we all know and love... or hate. Either way the Boiiis cover it all, Tune in and show some Love!!

The King of Ventura sits down with the Boiiis as we discuss Bounty Hunting, Doober 805, and much more during our very first interview!

The Boiiis take a break from it all and talk about their stupidest mistakes, risky behaviors and general shenanigans that shaped them into who they are today...we get personal!

The Boiiis talk about the protests across the country , the successful Space X launch and how the Bermuda Triangle is really just a bunch of hot gas.

The Boiiis talk about sunburns, worst injuries they've ever had and how Artie just can't turn down a good deal.

The Boiiis find out why it is always good to know your enemy and that PBR isn't just a beer

Join the Boiiis as they rediscover Artie's love of feet, discuss Disney's Happiest of Endings, and speculate on permanent changes COVID may bring.

Take a seat at the table with the Boiiis as they discuss what they might eat should meat become scarce...it's all in the title.

In this episode we cover a variety of topics ranging from Mike Tyson's comeback, Elon Musk's child's name to whether or not getting a little bit tipsy is a biological need. Either way the Boiiis are going deeeeeeeeeep.

The Pentagon admits UFOS and aliens ARE REAL! Kimmy seems dead and much much more, can you tell we are going stir crazy?

We go back in time only to realize that people have always been assholes and have been trying to shaft each other since the dawn of Civilization.

Follow us down the DEEP Rabbit Hole that is filled with strippers, bidets, Baseball and Mars. Not all who wander are lost

Have you ever wanted a tattoo on your forehead? We don't, but Amber Rose does. Come fly with us as we cover everything from Smoking Etiquette and Amber Rose's forehead to a stripper who fell more than thirty feet on her face and lived to twerk about it.

Laugh at us as we try to navigate the current political climate. From Nancy Pants to Creepy Joe and the Bloated Orange, no one is sacred or safe.

Come on a long and mysterious journey with us as we explore our own personal paranormal experiences, aliens and Kevin's want to be an Animorph Ocelot

Welcome One and All to the Blunt Boiiis' Podcast. This is our very first episode, one of very many! So, please take a listen, sit back, relax, and enjoy one courtesy of your Blunt Boiiis. We're smooth, we're sexy, but most of all we're Blunt.