Bravo Over Boys

This summer I have been absolutely slacking on recording new episodes BUT I am happy to end Hot Girl Summer and start Average Girl Fall with my good friend Victoria (@asianswhowatchbravo)! Victoria and I have a lot in common with the fact that we're both actively dating and posting it for thousands of strangers on the internet to see. We discuss our favorite (and least favorite) dating apps, splitting the bill, and our current dating situations. It was extremely refreshing to record with someone who understands the bullshit that is dating in 2021 :) Of course we also got into all things Bravo. The day we recorded this happened to be the day the INSANE footage from RHOSLC leaked and Victoria and I were both shook. Hear our thoughts on Jen Shah's tone deaf posts, the bomb she dropped about her and Coach, and much more! We also get into the RHOBH dinner from hell, the VPR trailer, and certain Bravo men sucking.  Can't wait for you to listen!

I am Jon Snow in that I know nothing. Join me today with GG from @girlgangz7733 as she educates me on the hot, juicy gossip from our favorite shows. I literally knew none of this information going in so I was shook. She gave us some AMAZING tea on Summer House, Southern Charm, and Vanderpump Rules. Although GG is known for exposing the fakes and spilling the tea, she is also an avid bravo watcher like the rest of us. We recap that batshit episode of RHOBH where Erika's friends finally start to think she's sketchy, what would make RHONY watchable again, and Zen Wen's Manny Santos makeover. And of course, we get a little personal in here too. CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO LISTEN.

This episode was recorded after random hookups, and being stalked by an ex schoolmate so buckle up. Join me and my friend Melanie DeFilippis as we unpack a lot of events that have happened this week...Bravo related or not. The Rent the Runway shirt really opened my DM's to a lot of previous hook ups and creepy people, and some of them I decided to revisit :) Also, listen to my TED talk on why we all need to stop wasting our time with fuck boys.  On the Bravo front, Melanie and I chat about the car accident that Tom Girardi may or may not have almost died in, Lexi bitching out Malia on BD, the new RHOP housewives Mia and Zen Wen, and a trip down memory lane to the good times of RHONY. Can't wait for you to listen! (also, excuse any coughing. it is much better now)

This week I have one of my first Bravo insta friends, Priscilla from @bonjourbitchesblog! I'm so happy she was able to record with me because SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE BRAVO WORLD THIS WEEK.  We obviously start with Naomie and Metul because WHAT THE FUCK. Ever since he tried to stop her from eating carbs at a coffee shop, we knew he was bad news and he finally showed us how much he truly sucks. This also brings us into my current dating situation, which while recording this (only two days ago) I had a boy obsessed with me...and it's already fizzling out. We also address the Ramona firing rumors and if anyone would actually care, Sutton's nonstop tears, the AMAZING RHOP premiere because that show is the gift that keeps on giving even if Robin can't stay awake for it. Also, I'm all for Gizelle being a hoe all over Maryland after that shithead Jamal.  

So I have spoken countless times about Erika's legal issues, Jen Shah's trash human being crimes, and much more. Do I really have any idea what I'm talking about? No.  This week I have @thebravodocket (Angela and Cesie) here to explain to us all the legal mumbo jumbo that's been going on. They help us answer the questions that have been living rent free in our minds since these bad bitches starting breaking the law left and right. Is Erika truly fucked? Is Jen Shah really that dumb to go on a reality show while committing federal crimes? They also break down Maritime Law, and of course...the Free Britney movement. Although Angela and Cesie are two very intelligent lawyers, they're also young women who love to gossip. Angela has a sailing yacht break up story that you would think happened to Gary and Alli, the garbage pile that is RHONY right now, and Rinna being desperado for people to care about Amelia GRAY and Scott. Can't wait for you to listen!

It's been a minute since I've put out an episode so Larry from @bravobygays and I had a lot to chat about. Join us while I update you all on my dating life (Tom Girardi and I are both back in the dating game), talk about what trash humans the Girardi's are, and J.L. being dad of the year.  We also go deep into "The Housewife and the Hustler", Leah's horrifying fashion choices on RHONY, the shit show that is Mike from Shahs, and our transition from loving to hating Sutton. Can't wait for you to listen!  

Join me and @ohnobravo as we chat about all the Bravo gossip that happened this week. Kristin Cavallari swapping spit with Muppet Mouth, Tamrat and Heather Dubrow possibly coming back to RHOC, and much more!  We also take a deep dive into Summer House with @ohnobravo's Hannah Berner tea. Was she begging to not be fired or was she dgaf? Is Des a try hard or truly in love? Also, I tell the long version of spotting my babe Carl out in the wild. Can't wait for you all to listen!  

FINALLY. Ryan Bailey and I recorded and it's actually seeing the light of day. I fill him in on my Jesse McCartney Newport boyfriend, chilling with Paget, and why he has zero interest in dating apps (I've terrified him). We get into the premiere of Family Karma, whether or not Leah from RHONY is still cool, and more topics about our currently airing shows. We also do some deep dives into some topics I never knew I cared so much about. Whatever happened to Tom Sandoval's band that recorded the Grammy nominated hit "Let's Touch in Public"? Is Ramona a freak in the sheets or totally vanilla? You know, all the important stuff. If you appreciate mine and Ryan's dry, often line crossing personalities when we're apart...then you'll love this episode.

Today I am #blessed to have THREE special guests on this weeks episode. For the first half of the episode my good friend Lauren joins me (you may remember her as the one with more horrifying dating stories than me). Listen as we recap RHONJ reunion part 1, our thoughts on RHONY so far (missing you, Dorinda), and chat about the RHOBH premiere. We also hear about Lauren's first one night stand, and his creepy fetishes. This also took place during the day. Gotta love bottomless brunch. Second half of the episode we are joined by our favorite chief stew Hannah, and her perfect little girl Ava! We chat about tablescapes, twatty captains and bosuns (wonder who), and how she met her fiancé. Also, for all of you hating work and wanting to travel the world...we have lots of info about Hannah's yachting course, and you won't ever have to work with Sandy! She also let's it slip who out of the cast is boyfriend material, and who maybe not so much. Can't wait for you all to listen! PSA: Maritime law is only mentioned a couple of times during this podcast. (P.S. - bear with me on the connection in the beginning with Hannah! it gets better and we are on opposite sides of the world!)

Life got in the way so it's been a couple of weeks since I recorded but this time I have Ashley from @therealitybitch joining me to talk shit about dating and Bravo. We talk the shock that was Porsha and Simon's random ass engagement, the shit show that is Tiffany vs. Kameron's entire douchey family (all who are named after inatimate objects), and how Emoji's are clearly racist since they made a whiteface one. We also touch up on RHONY and our thoughts about new girl Eboni and the constant void that Dorinda is no longer there. Also supporting Wells Fargo is the new Morgan letters. It wouldn't be Bravo Over Boys if we didn't talk about boys and dating. This episode taught me that dating in Texas is just as bad as dating up here, and the pandemic forced us to be ho's and go to guys houses. We also get behind the scenes scoop as Ashley was in the audience for the RHOBH WWHL episode! She asked twatty Rinna the question about Denise. Can't wait for you all to listen!

After dealing with technical issues from Hell, I AM BACK. Except my new computer doesn't have a USB cord for my mic so fml. Adapter coming soon. This week I bring on my own flesh and blood, my little sister! She is basically me if I enjoyed hiking, had a boyfriend, and did other things besides drink wine and watch Bravo. We chat about the RHONY premiere, educate her about Summer House (can you believe she's never seen it), and talk shit about RHOD. We also do a deep dive into my current dating situation, which is really exciting for my sister since I NEVER EVER tell my family anything about my dating life. This is a real treat. Plus, a little walk down memory lane when my boyfriend used to serial cheat on me in college, and what a twatty older sister I was. Can't wait for you to listen!

Join me and my guest @brandsbybravo as we discuss the RHOA finale after a lame af season, some of the worst reunion outfits I've ever laid eyes on, Sydney being the number one hottest girl in the group, and much more. We also chat about VPR allegedly filming again in a couple of weeks (yes, it's still a show). Is there even a cast? Do people miss it? Will Jax be producing? Has Cruz applied for a job at Sur yet to pay the family bills? And you know I brought up nipple gate. Also, feel free to fast forward through the dating part of this episode. I'm pretending the guy I talk about moved to Guam and no longer exists.

Join me and one of my favorite Bravo insta accounts @bravobygays while we talk about the CRAZY Bravo drama week we all just had. Of course, we had to start with the birth of Cruz Cauchi, which means Brittany's 19 month pregnancy has finally come to a close. We also dissect the RHOBH trailer where we may finally see a glimpse into Erika's legal troubles, witness how rich Kathy Hilton is, and watch Sutton cry over leather pants. Later in the episode we talk about Sydney being a desperado on Below Deck Sailing, which opened up a convo about my dating life. After a very very long dry spell, I finally have some kind of an update. PLEASE GIVE ME ALL THE ADVICE YOU HAVE ON THIS SITUATION. I am truly struggling. Can't wait for you all to listen!

Join me and @bravosuperfans as we take a deep dive into the legal woes of our favorite (and least favorite) Bravo celebs. Jax, Brittany, and baby Cruz owe $1.2 million dollars to the IRS but it's okay because it's Jax's "bookkeepers" fault, NOT HIS. Will him and Brittany have to sell their house and move to Kentucky? Can the cameos help pay the bills and cover the cost of Brittany's avocado toast? I cannot wait to call into this arraignment someday soon.  We also cover Jen Shah's arraignment, which makes me feel better about any mic problems I've had in the past. Although the arraignment gave us some juicy details into the Shah lifestyle, the biggest bomb dropped was that Stuart has a wife and kids.  We also recap last weeks Summer House and debate whether Stravy is sweet or desperate with his grand gestures, and Bravo Super Fans help me swipe through Bumble! Can't wait for you all to hear it! 

Welcome to Bravo Over Boys, which after this episode might be referred to as the "Jen Shah Show". Join me and my favorite guests @dameswhodish as we unfold this INSANE Jen Shah drama. I thought I knew a lot about the situation but they know every rumor, theory, and detail about this whole scandal. Did Coach Shah know about this??? Was she an idiot to put herself in the spotlight on a show??? I'm addicted to talking about this. We also talk about Jackie's constant crying on RHONJ, Brandi's annoying presence on RHOD, some updates of my COVID dating life (hint: might have a date in the near future), AND MUCH MORE! Can't wait for you all to listen!    

Join me today with my good friend @thatbravolife as we recap RHONJ (literally minutes after it premiered) to talk about Bill breaking guy code, and Joe's lucrative new business venture. We also break down the new RHONY trailer, chat about Bethenny being petty af, and poor Tinsdale joining me in the world of being single and alone. We also read my creepy messages from hook ups of Christmas past, talk about God Warrior Brandi's (NOT YOU GLANVILLE) husband who can't seem to keep it in his pants, and much more. Cant wait for you all to listen! (PSA: NEW MIC! Didn't turn it on until around 27 mins in because wine.)  

Join us today for the return of my friend Lauren (or as she's better known now, girl with pee mattress) and our very exciting guest...Courtney Skippon from Below Deck! Lauren and I do the first recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and talk about Lala's new baby Ocean, who sounds like her name was inspired by Below Deck. We'll chat about Gary's interesting head of hair, why the entire crew seems to want his children, and how many labor drugs Lala must have been on when she named the baby. Later on, our favorite yachtie Courtney joins us to discuss Hannah's infamous firing, BD filming secrets, and of course...dating! It was so refreshing to record with her and meet someone who hates hobbies and physical activity as much as I do. Can't wait for you all to listen!

It's been a couple of days and I still haven't recovered from laughing uncontrollably while filming this episode. This week's episode, I am joined by my gay counterpart, Matt who might actually be one of the funniest people I've ever met. We recap the snoozefest that has been RHOD (we somehow find a way to make it hilarious), talk about Kathryn and Thomas's never ending custody drama, and talk about the VPR baby names that have been revealed (shockingly Jax did not name his baby after Randall). We also explore which is worse, dating as a 23 year old gay man or dating as a single 30 year old. Spoiler alert: both suck. Can't wait for you all to listen!  

Today I'm joined by my best insta friend (who you probably already follow) Bravo and Cocktails! Listen while we recap last weeks RHONJ where the husbands stole the show, and the first recap of Summer House. We'll share our thoughts on Hannah's new engagement (and her fight with Amanda) and whether Stravy deserved the icy treatment from his gem of a girlfriend Lindsay.   Bravo and Cocktails also gives us single girls some much needed dating advice (which clearly works since she's happily married), and the exclusive on what it's like to be inside Sonja's iconic townhouse. Can't wait for you all to hear it!

Instagram has been a great way to chat about Bravo but it's been even better for meeting hilarious people. My friend Care joins me today to talk about the man of the hour...Bolo, the Below Deck reunion you've probably already forgotten about, and an EPIC dating story.  I've dated MANY people in my life but never have I dated someone who was on Vanderpump Rules. Care is here to give us her first hand experience on what it was like "dating" one of LVP's SUR minions and it's exactly what you think it would be like.  Can't wait for you all to listen :)

Since I started @blocked_by_jax last year, many people have told me I should make a podcast. That day is finally here! Today my two friends Marissa and Lauren join me to take the accounts podcast virginity. Today we recap the RHONJ premiere, part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion, and answer some of the questions followers submitted (dating red flags and everyones favorite thirst trap Madison). Of course, it wouldn't be @blocked_by_jax if we didn't share horrifying dating stories and chat about single life! Today we covered the worst drunken hook up mistake...wetting the bed, catfishing on dating apps, and more!