Comedy Parenting Radio

It is a warm summer's night, so you've set up your lawn chair on your porch. There isn't a cloud in sight to block your unabated view of the night sky. A cool breeze blows from the west, and in the dark, crickets chirp in melodic tones.Suddenly, you hear a loud THRASH coming from your hedge! You start upright, fumbling for your flashlight you so carelessly set next to you on the ground.Flicking it on, you shine it towards your hedge.There's a man there.He looks disheveled.He reaches behind him.He pulls out a stereo.He presents you with an offer: listen to what he has to play, or don't.You're feeling curious, so you decide to accept.But then, he pulls out a tape.You recognize it. Its green shell, yellow rubber chicken, and the letters C P R, all spell your doom, as you have become the latest victim of....COMEDY PARENTING RADIO! MWA HA HA HA HA HAA!--------Photo Credit:https://cottagelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shutterstock_755632231.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio unveils the latest spring collection by famed fashionista, Luis Batton.--------Photo Credit:https://www.coveralls.co.uk/images/545-3705_11026da_gray.jpg

Come one, come all, to the Grand Comedy Parenting Radio Two-Hour Extravaganza! We've got a list of things that will happen in here, so why don't you find out?-------Photo credit:https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2084/0205/products/PastelConfettiBlend.jpg?v=1586458324

Coughing and hacking and pain, oh my! when some of the cast members catch a cold, they decide to record their misery! Yay!-------Photo Credit:https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/W0MAAOSw6qhehzp6/s-l400.jpg

The Comedy Parenting cast convenes conversationally on certain activities one can perform when one's Patriarch catnaps.----------Photo Credit:https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/11/26/fashion/18PIG-COUCH/18PIG-COUCH-superJumbo-v3.jpg

Maybe an object is falling.Maybe it's falling right now.What are you going to do about it?I don't know, but in the meantime you could listen to this episode of Comedy Parenting Radio.--------Photo Credit:https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/trib.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/6e/f6e921c3-6180-5b64-b129-ac997b4ff0cb/5f4498425852c.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C894

Comedy Parenting looks forward to all the new changes that come with the change of seasons!-------Photo Credit:https://thenextdoor.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/crocus_flower_drops_snow_spring_awakening_20861_1920x1080-1030x579.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio helpfully lists off all the common mistakes you could possibly make, for sure.------Photo Credit:https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/metromile-www-assets/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/29154954/regular_gas.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio will now elaborate upon the haircuts found across America. Do not resist.-------Photo Credit:https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qdxLiauDL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

Comedy Parenting can't pass up a good deal, but.. Some of these free objects may make you a bit wary of them..------Photo Credit:https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/fit-in/1200x0/filters%3Aformat%28jpg%29/https%3A%2F%2Fspecials-images.forbesimg.com%2Fimageserve%2F5fc15e68c4f351dead36b378%2F0x0.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio discusses many subjects, but today we're focusing on one: what's the next big thing.-------Photo Credit:http://www.antiquetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/computer_chip.jpg

In which the Comedy Parenting Radio crew describe their love for anachronistic timing organization.---------Photo Credit:https://www.thewholesomedish.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/The-Best-Classic-Tacos-550.jpg

Comedy Parenting has some good ideas (maybe) on how restaurants should be run. Listen to their ideas on menus, seating, and more!-----Photo Credit:https://www.qsrmagazine.com/sites/default/files/styles/story_page/public/phut_0.jpg?itok=h30EAnkk

Cornelius R. Ypille regales us with a few tales of caution and life lessons.---------Photo Credit:https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/098962b7-7d67-4ff5-a3c9-047c430f8fea_1.5847cdd72fa776356460d77b0b3c9301.jpeg

We here at Comedy Parenting Radio put our show ideas through a rigorous exam to ensure quality, and we have the toughest of judges to please!--------Photo Credit!https://www.heritagecostumes.com/images/products/2047.jpg

Fame is often quite desirable, but what are you willing to do to acquire it? Join us this week on Comedy Parenting Radio as we wade through the many types of people willing to do lame internet things for lame internet fame. ------Photo Credit:https://www.clipartkey.com/mpngs/m/205-2052603_annoyed-emoji-png-unamused-emoji-discord.png

Names can say a lot about someone, or say nothing about someone. But in this Comedy Parenting Radio episode, we're deciding the careers of people based on their names!------Photo Credit:https://rtmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/lollipop-1500-1280x640.jpg

Speech School is in session, as the cast members of Comedy Parenting Radio each learn how to do each other's voice characterizations!-------Photo Credit:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/83/83/9e838399952751d06a877fc6e4958696.jpg

Comedy Parenting enjoys a good card game every now and then, but these most recent ones we've played are off the wall! Wondering what they are and what we think of them? Listen to this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio!--------Photo Credit:https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81P3IMH0%2BkL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

What happens when the Comedy Parenting cast wins the bid to provide the annual Christmas tree for Duluth? Things start going south as soon as they head north, that's what! Join Jerry and the gang as they take a bizarre trip and try to deliver the Christmas tree in one piece. Will they succeed? The answer will surprise you. Photo credit:https://www.google.com/search?q=free+clip+art+christmas+tree+fail&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwim35KakMDtAhVBZKwKHamAAhYQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=free+clip+art+christmas+tree+fail&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1DJS1j9V2DSX2gAcAB4AIABvw6IAbIYkgEFNy0xLjGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=LVvQX-aUJcHIsQWpgYqwAQ&bih=722&biw=1536#imgrc=ywbK_0oNhhzM6M

We're just gonna come out and tell you: you can save a lot of time, money, and headache if you follow our anti-decoration advice. Now get out there and don't decorate...there.

Thanksgiving is all about traditions, so we here at Comedy Parenting Radio decided to make our own!-------Photo Credit:https://images.pexels.com/photos/159548/football-american-football-ball-carrier-runner-159548.jpeg

The sparks are sure to fly when two tool rivals meet at the old west hardware store! Which one of them is the better handyman? Find out in this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio!--------Photo Credit:https://originalsaw.com/wp-content/uploads/contractor-4.21.20_600x624px.jpg

Time is a thing, time is here, and we here at Comedy Parenting Radio believe that the time has come for you to listen to this episode!-------Photo Credit:https://www.astopwatch.co.uk/content/products/fastime-01-blue-stopwatch-43-0-l.png

Join us at Senator Snubb's victory party as the results come in.-------Photo Credit:https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/looking-excited-surprised-open-mouthed-with-both-hands-head-feeling-like-lucky-winner_1194-92750.jpg?size=626&ext=jpg&ga=GA1.2.157356954.1593734400

Join us at Senator Snubb's victory party as the results come in.-------Photo Credit:https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/looking-excited-surprised-open-mouthed-with-both-hands-head-feeling-like-lucky-winner_1194-92750.jpg?size=626&ext=jpg&ga=GA1.2.157356954.1593734400

Comedy Parenting Radio continues their "If We" series by switching up the definitions of words. What horrendous, abominable, no-good, very bad puns will they come up with?------Photo Credit:https://www.collinsdictionary.com/images/full/dictionary_168552845.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio continues their "If We" series by switching up the definitions of words. What horrendous, abominable, no-good, very bad puns will they come up with?------Photo Credit:https://www.collinsdictionary.com/images/full/dictionary_168552845.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio thinks that if we ran the zoo, it'd be a lot better! Listen to what we have to offer in terms of legislation improvements!------Photo Credit:https://www.iowaagribusinessradionetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Bill.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio thinks that if we ran the zoo, it'd be a lot better! Listen to what we have to offer in terms of legislation improvements!------Photo Credit:https://www.iowaagribusinessradionetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Bill.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio relates some of the schedules we've had to keep over the years, and you can hear about it as long as you can do it in 18 minutes.-----Photo Credit:https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-tf1hwd81u1/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/88/675/2020_Day_Planner__59509.1571168918.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on

Comedy Parenting Radio relates some of the schedules we've had to keep over the years, and you can hear about it as long as you can do it in 18 minutes.-----Photo Credit:https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-tf1hwd81u1/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/88/675/2020_Day_Planner__59509.1571168918.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on

Comedy Parenting Radio goes on trips sometimes, and we have a lengthy requirement list for passengers? Would you fit the bill? Find out on this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio!------Photo Credit:https://ford-h.assetsadobe.com/is/image/content/dam/vdm_ford/live/en_us/ford/nameplate/explorer/2020/collections/dm/19_FRD_EPR_400004_Platinum_StarWhite.tif?croppathe=1_16x9&wid=1440

Comedy Parenting Radio goes on trips sometimes, and we have a lengthy requirement list for passengers? Would you fit the bill? Find out on this week's episode of Comedy Parenting Radio! - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://ford-h.assetsadobe.com/is/image/content/dam/vdm_ford/live/en_us/ford/nameplate/explorer/2020/collections/dm/19_FRD_EPR_400004_Platinum_StarWhite.tif?croppathe=1_16x9&wid=1440

Arrrr! Comedy Parenting Radio be beset upon by savage pirates, and they be wantin' treasure! Will the pirates manage to weasel the treasure location from Jerry? Find out on this week's episode! - - - - - - - - Photo credit: https://www.theinteriorgallery.com/prod_images_blowup/treasurechest-03.jpg

Arrrr! Comedy Parenting Radio be beset upon by savage pirates, and they be wantin' treasure! Will the pirates manage to weasel the treasure location from Jerry? Find out on this week's episode!--------Photo credit:https://www.theinteriorgallery.com/prod_images_blowup/treasurechest-03.jpg

Birthdays tend to only come once a year for most folks, and since we've had notable birthdays recently, we decided to interview a wide selection of folks to find out what their favorite thing about birthdays is. - - - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://storcpdkenticomedia.blob.core.windows.net/media/recipemanagementsystem/media/recipe-media-files/recipes/retail/x17/16714-birthday-cake-600x600.jpg?ext=.jpg

Birthdays tend to only come once a year for most folks, and since we've had notable birthdays recently, we decided to interview a wide selection of folks to find out what their favorite thing about birthdays is.--------Photo Credit:https://storcpdkenticomedia.blob.core.windows.net/media/recipemanagementsystem/media/recipe-media-files/recipes/retail/x17/16714-birthday-cake-600x600.jpg?ext=.jpg

Quick! Dad's pulling in the driveway and you've forgotten to do the dishes again! Not to worry though, if you listen to this podcast you'll know some of the quickest ways to do dishes!-----Photo Credit:https://www.cleaninginstitute.org/sites/default/files/styles/featured_image/public/2019-03/plates.jpg?itok=RlwZEVAM

Quick! Dad's pulling in the driveway and you've forgotten to do the dishes again! Not to worry though, if you listen to this podcast you'll know some of the quickest ways to do dishes! - - - - - Photo Credit: https://www.cleaninginstitute.org/sites/default/files/styles/featured_image/public/2019-03/plates.jpg?itok=RlwZEVAM

Ever wondered what your favorite cartoon characters would do in another character's role? Well, wonder no longer, as Comedy Parenting Radio does all the brainwork to bring you this episode!-------Photo Credit:https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/702/026/aa739477c50efd82f2597a95d776a9331f-looney-tunes-ranking-bugs-bunny.2x.rsocial.w600.jpg

Ever wondered what your favorite cartoon characters would do in another character's role? Well, wonder no longer, as Comedy Parenting Radio does all the brainwork to bring you this episode! - - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/702/026/aa739477c50efd82f2597a95d776a9331f-looney-tunes-ranking-bugs-bunny.2x.rsocial.w600.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio is about to spoil you rotten with stories of spoiled milk! So grab a blanket, put your milk back in the fridge, and prepare to have stories of festering fatty fluids fall upon you. - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Glass_of_Milk_%2833657535532%29.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio is about to spoil you rotten with stories of spoiled milk! So grab a blanket, put your milk back in the fridge, and prepare to have stories of festering fatty fluids fall upon you.------Photo Credit:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Glass_of_Milk_%2833657535532%29.jpg

When kitties are elsewhere, and have much intent, they use their inertia to make things bent, or perhaps to protest things, or make deals all night. Whatever the result, the point is: cats strike!------Photo Credit:https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/tortoiseshell-cat-facts-chimeras-mosaics-1558647646.jpg?crop=0.453xw:1.00xh;0.161xw,0&resize=480:*

When kitties are elsewhere, and have much intent, they use their inertia to make things bent, or perhaps to protest things, or make deals all night. Whatever the result, the point is: cats strike! - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/tortoiseshell-cat-facts-chimeras-mosaics-1558647646.jpg?crop=0.453xw:1.00xh;0.161xw,0&resize=480:*

Jerry Begly has had a LOOOONG night, and he wants to regale you with the tales of how he was unwillingly kept awake basically all night.-------Photo Credit:https://memegenerator.net/img/images/13352888/sleeping-old-man.jpg

Jerry Begly has had a LOOOONG night, and he wants to regale you with the tales of how he was unwillingly kept awake basically all night. - - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://memegenerator.net/img/images/13352888/sleeping-old-man.jpg

Comedy Parenting has just got started on their summer, but the world is apparently ready to move on. What do these laggards see about them that signifies the change?------Photo Credit:https://www.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/10/fall.jpg

Comedy Parenting has just got started on their summer, but the world is apparently ready to move on. What do these laggards see about them that signifies the change? - - - - - - Photo Credit: https://www.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/10/fall.jpg

Comedy Parenting Radio dips their toes into the entertainment industry by theorizing about what their theme park would look like if they ever ran one. Frankly after listening to this show, you'll probably be glad that none of them are involved in the theme park business...------Photo Credit:https://owlconnected.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/dreamstime_s_144049663-e1568388743120.jpg