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A new comedy podcast about personal problems, life experiences, and extreme over-sharing.

Megan Schemmel and Kelly Yacono


    • Dec 25, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 20m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


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    Retro Tuesday: Bird Graveyard

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 9:06


    Original Broadcast Date: July 10, 2018 Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it less...in the pocketbooks).

    Retro Tuesday: Fish-ee-schwa

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018 16:10


    Original Broadcast Date: July 24, 2018 Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems

    Retro Tuesday: Seafoam V

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 15:40


    Original Broadcast Date: June 12, 2018 Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems

    Retro Tuesday: Princess Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 9:00


    Original Air Date: May 22, 2018 When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).

    Retro Tuesday: Never Been Kissed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 22:30


    Original Air Date: 7/3/2018 RetroTuesday: Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance. #PrincessProblems

    Retro Tuesday: Actual Courtesy Flushing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 21:37


    Original broadcast date: May 08, 2018. We take a holiday by reminiscing about how it all began. Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing. Thank you, and your welcome.

    Sorry, I'm Not Sorry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2018 27:18


    The 90's was an era of, like, overusing the word 'like', like...a million times. But in 2018, the word 'sorry' seems to be the latest, verbal culprit of overuse, and it's completely losing it's meaning. Why are we ladies apologizing so darn much?

    Wonder Wear

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 12:41


    I See London, I See France, I see Wonder Woman's underpants! Seriously? Yup. Kelly and Megan chat about a major difference between Wonder Woman and Justice League.

    One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 16:50


    Kelly and Megan step out of sync and discuss inconsistencies in movies, but Space Balls brings them back together in the end!

    Can You Hear The Storm Tonight?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 20:10


    Kelly shares her "wet storm" dream. No, it isn't her street names. We're talking about nature, baby! And all her awesomeness.

    A Menagerie of Nightmares

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 29:20


    What gives you nightmares? How about a good suspense movie? "Here's some cocaine, doctor...now CUT." How do you pronounce 'egg', 'crayon' and 'coupon'? Confused? Scared? So are we!

    Shake 'N Bake

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2018 18:36


    Who loves to cook? We do! But don't always have the time to do it. Megan and Kelly discuss when and how they started to learn to cook/bake/grill for themselves. Mmm...Ramen.

    I Wanna Jellicle Dance With Somebody

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 30:10


    Did you attend your high school dances/mixers? Were they fun or not worth it? Megan and Kelly discuss the delights and awkward phases of making bold choices (and moves) for those teenage, dancin' years.

    Today is the Greatest Day to Work Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 34:34


    Kelly (Grace) and Megan (Ethel) discuss the inevitability of getting older and the various ways to stay in shape.

    I Vant To Suck Your...Jawbreaker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 22:03


    Kelly and Megan discuss their best Halloween costumes in memory. And why it's so hard to come up with costume ideas when it's not Halloween? Also, pun costumes are the best (and usually the cheapest)!

    I Like My Sugar With Coffee And Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 21:47


    Can you function without coffee?...HOW? Kelly and Megan discuss this ever-necessary bean of life.

    Co-Habiting: Everything's Coming Up Jasmine!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 22:13


    After returning from his honeymoon, Aladin speaks to Genie about his newly-found co-habiting issues. #PrincessProblems

    Sibling Rivalry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 28:09


    Did you have a competitive nature with your sibling? Was it internally or externally motivated? Do you compare your growth to yourself or to others? Kelly and Megan hash it out.

    Sleep, Glorious Sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 27:41


    Do you toss and turn at night? Are you a good sleeper? What keeps you up at night? What position do you sleep in? Do tell us-- Cuz we will tell you!

    Not Killing Me Softly With Alcohol

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 28:33


    Have you ever had too much "fun" one night and suffered the consequences? Has time changed what your recovery is like for the day(s) to follow? Well...welcome to this episode of over-indulgence and the lessons-thereof. Salud!

    Home, Sweet Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 39:28


    Ahhh, the American dream of home ownership and the (likely/unlikely) potential of it coming true.

    Go Sports, Go!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 27:14


    Sports is a way of life for some. Kelly and Megan share their love and indifference of the game(s).

    Fish-ee-schwa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 16:10


    Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems

    Rabbit Holes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 19:00


    Rabbit Holes and alternate realities. Megan and Kelly speculate on the personal question: "To have kids or to not have kids?" What would life be like if you could see the result of making one choice vs another--to at least view, or live, two different lives to the fullest? Also, the realities of child labor. Oh, my.

    Bird Graveyard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 9:06


    Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it less...in the pocketbooks).

    Never Been Kissed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 22:58


    Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance. #PrincessProblems

    Can You See Me Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 26:11


    Ever get eye "floaters"? Do you sleep with your contacts in? Thinking of getting LASIK? Megan and Kelly discuss both of their experiences with each and make some callbacks to Nelly, Missy Elliot and Sisqo. Enjoy.

    Rules of the Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 14:24


    Megan and Kelly discuss bicycle safety and pet peeves about those pesky one-way streets and "to go or to not go against the grain" as a biker.

    Seafoam V

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 15:40


    Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems

    My Two Front Teeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 19:55


    Megan and Kelly talk about unfortunate trips to the dentist, comedian archetypes, and make several references to movies as "dudes and old ladies" because, apparently, that's what they know best.

    Cat Scratch Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 16:36


    Megan and Kelly discuss ending phone calls suddenly, the love of Dumbo, and the care-taking of cats (clean that litter box, yo!).

    Princess Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 9:00


    When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).

    Bathroom Etiquette

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2018 17:09


    Megan and Kelly discuss the desire to pee standing up and the complications of genitals. To each their own.

    Actual Courtesy Flushing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 21:37


    Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing.

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